(Sorry, the update is late. There was another power outage today. I was originally planning to wait, but now I have to upload it on my mobile phone. Please don’t mind about the formatting.)
"Ah! How do you walk!"
A sharp female voice sounded, with anger in her tone.
"How do you walk!"
Mr. Tiger is not a soft persimmon. He has been holding back his anger just now. A kid who just came out of the mountains doesn't know what it means to be a good man and not fight with women.
People in the mountains have nothing to do when it rains. Beating their children or their wives is commonplace.
The woman was so angry that she was obviously hit by this country bumpkin. Not only did she not apologize, but she also spoke arrogantly. This is too arrogant!
"Do you have any qualities? You were obviously the one who bumped into me, and you deliberately took advantage of me, right?"
"I don't eat tofu, and I don't even eat milk!"
"You are acting like a hooligan!"
"You are the gangster, and your whole family is gangsters!"
"You, you bully others, I want to call the police!"
"Call the police, I want to call the police too! The police will never wrongly accuse good people!"
…
It was just like a chicken talking to a duck. Wu Liang covered his face and did not dare to tell others that he knew these idiots.
Your sister, if you don’t study, you can’t watch TV. You spend all day running around in the mountains. You’re not even as good as me, an ancient person like me.
Huang Laosan was also dumbfounded. He had never realized that this silly boy had such tricks before. He really had a tough life!
The sharp-tongued woman finally lost to Erhu. She had a quarrel with the one-minded guy. She was lucky if she didn't get angry to death.
The woman finally understood that this guy and the guys behind him were in the same group. Seeing that they could no longer quarrel with each other, she quickly moved the battlefield and shouted at Wu Liang and the others: "You..."
The woman couldn't speak any more and looked at Wu Liang suspiciously. After a while, she said sarcastically: "So it's you. I'm just saying where did you come from, a wild boy with no quality? A bumpkin is just a bumpkin."
Wu Liang, who had suffered a terrible disaster, had a puzzled face, frowned and said angrily: "Do you know me?"
"Giggle... Oh my god, Wu Liang, stop pretending! Even if you turn into ashes, I know you. I can smell that mountain smell from so far away, and you're still pretending to me!"
When the woman heard Wu Liang's self-proclaimed name, she burst out laughing, as if she had heard the biggest joke in the world.
Wu Liang's brows furrowed completely, and he naturally understood that this woman knew the dead ghost from before, but it seemed that the friendship was not yet in place.
As for the smell in the mountains, your sister, you can smell it. You think you are Erlangshen’s dog!
"If you have a brain disease, go get it cured. You're smiling so disgustingly. Didn't you notice that a pile of lime fell on the ground?"
Master Wu was even more difficult to mess with than Brother Hu. What he said was a direct attack on Huang Long. The woman who was still laughing wildly seemed to have been choked by someone, and she was almost going crazy.
"Wu Liang! I will fight with you!"
Playful women are always invincible, but it depends on who is right. Mr. Wu didn't even move his hands, he opened his mouth and hummed: "Huang Laosan, let the dog out!"
Huang Laosan on the side was dumbfounded. He wanted to say something but finally gave up. After a long while, he rushed forward with a sad face and stopped the crazed shrew.
Nonsense, are there any dogs here? Apart from Huang Laosan, how can anyone else expect Jade to be successful?
"Indecent!"
"Indecent!"
Two screams, and everyone on the street was dumbfounded.
A man and a woman. Under normal circumstances, the big guys would definitely step forward to accuse the pervert with righteous indignation. If they encounter someone with a hot temper, they might step forward and beat them up, but now everyone is hesitant.
For no reason, even though Huang Laosan looked like a pug in front of Wu Liang, he was already middle-aged, but with a dog-like appearance, he could be considered a half-old Brother Xu level figure.
Coupled with the fact that he is wearing a brand name and exuding nobility, he doesn't look like a pervert.
Although the woman is pretty good-looking and not as bad as Wu Liang said, the public's eyes are sharp, and it's hard to say who will eat the spoils of who when compared with Huang Laosan.
Huang Laosan was so proud that Hong Minyu wanted to die. Her face was red with embarrassment and her breasts were even bigger than before.
Fortunately, Sister Hong didn't realize it, otherwise she would have wanted to see if her silicone had been stretched out.
"Shameless!"
"Catch the thief, my son is about to get a wife, so don't rely on me!"
"you you you……"
"What are you talking about? Let me tell you, my family has a little money, but my wife and I have a very good relationship and we are very close to each other. Women who do anything for money will not end well!"
"You, woo woo..."
The tough Sister Hong was finally made angry and cried. She ignored the pointing fingers of the crowd and ran away. Her speed was not much worse than that of an astronaut.
"It turned out that I wanted to be a mistress. Why did I start making trouble on the street?"
This is the emperor of theory. He has already made a conclusion without seeing the cause. If this guy becomes a policeman, he may be sentenced.
"I'm just telling you, this handsome man is so handsome, how could he molest such an ugly old witch!"
This is an underage girl who is still living in a hallucination. Looking at Huang Laosan with a melancholy look on his face, the little girl's eyes started to glow with red hearts.
"People's hearts are not ancient! It's all about money..."
The uncles and aunties were full of emotion and wisdom. The passage of time made them think they were superior to others and directly found the root cause.
The crowd dispersed, Wu Liang kicked Huang Laosan awake, who was still pretending to be depressed, and said with surprise: "Huang Laosan, you hide your secrets, you don't usually see it!"
"It's a joke, it's a joke! It's just a little trick!"
Huang Laosan repeatedly expressed his humility, while sighing: "Masters are lonely, this woman is not very advanced, and she cannot win with force."
"Go away! I said you are fat and you are breathless!"
Kicking away this guy who specialized in bullying the old, weak, women and children, Wu Liang found that this martial arts practitioner was different. Even Huang Laosan, who was half-experienced, could kick him better than Erhu.
The thick-skinned Huang Laosan didn't care. He patted the footprints on his butt and said with a smile: "Master Wu, do you know that woman just now?"
Wu Liang glanced at him and said in a calm tone: "Keep your mouth shut about what you should and shouldn't ask. Misfortunes come from your mouth, don't you understand?"
Huang Laosan sneered and cursed in his heart, this man is too difficult to take care of, and I don’t know how long I will have to be a grandson before I can go back.
As for the previous self-satisfaction, it has long since dissipated. Our eldest niece is still wise. No wonder the old man refused to come even when he asked her to come over, crying and shouting.
He had scruples, but Cuiyu didn't. The little girl had already pouted angrily. After Wu Liang finished threatening Huang Laosan, he said angrily: "Brother, who was that just now!"
Wu Liang looked helpless. How do you know who she is? It's useless for you to ask me.
But how could he explain this to the girl? In desperation, Wu Liang had no choice but to talk nonsense: "I met him in the city before. He owed me a hundred yuan and hasn't paid me back yet. You saw it just now,
This kind of shrew likes to take advantage of others, so I'm too lazy to get to know her."
The girl suddenly became angry. It wasn't that she didn't believe Wu Liang, but she raised her little fist angrily and shouted: "What a bully! How can you not pay back the money you owe our family? I will have to argue with her next time I meet her."
, how many kilograms of rice can be bought with one hundred yuan!"
Wu Liang had already shown an expression that I knew, but Huang Laosan, who had never experienced it before, was trembling all over, thinking, mother, where did Mr. Wu find a daughter-in-law who is even better than our own?
The few people were talking and laughing, having long forgotten about the woman who had just appeared. The group of people wandered towards the shopping mall not far away.
…
Hong Minyu was so angry that she rushed to an advertising company in front of the mall without caring about her image, holding up her high heels.
The busy company employees quickly lowered their heads when they saw this person. They knew at a glance that this person was having a bad temper today. It was probably her aunt who came to see her. Who dared to provoke her?
Hong Minyu didn't care about these people. After brewing his emotions for a while, he angrily walked to the office at the back of the company.
As soon as the door of the manager's office was opened, Hong Minyu sat down on the ground and cried loudly: "Rong'er, I can't live anymore! Just let me die!"
Xie Rong, who was busy and exhausted, suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. He stood up from his seat and helped Hong Minyu up. He said helplessly: "Sister Minyu, who provoked you again."
Hong Minyu twitched and gained enough sympathy before saying angrily: "Who else could it be! Do you know who I just met?"
"Who?"
Xie Rong was really curious. It was strange that anyone could bully the fierce sister Minyu to such an extent.
"You won't believe it even if I tell you, it's just that bumpkin Wu Liang!"
As soon as he mentioned Wu Liang and Hong Minyu, he got angry and started to chirp: "That bumpkin is such a bully! For the sake of my colleagues, I said hello, but who knew that bumpkin let another little bumpkin take over me first?
It’s cheap, and then I let that old guy eat my tofu..."
Hong Minyu explained what happened. Of course, Aunt Hong was definitely a positive and heroic heroine in the story.
She is the pitiful little red riding hood, Wu Liang is the wolf's grandmother, Erhu has become the lackey, and Huang Laosan also has his unique identity, that is, the embarrassed brother who fights against the wolf.
Fortunately, for the sake of being both women, Hong Minyu let the other little red riding hood go, but little did he know that the next time that little red riding hood met her, he would ask her for debt.
The more Xie Rong listened, the deeper her frown deepened. It wasn't until Hong Minyu finished speaking that she half-believed and half-suspiciously said, "Sister Minyu, it's not like that, right? Wu Liang is usually quite honest. He rushes to do all the dirty work. I've never seen him before."
Swearing?"
"Who knows! That country bumpkin disappeared without saying a word for half a year. Who knows if he learned it from others outside? Anyway, I tell you, you must not be deceived by that boy's superficial appearance!"
Xie Rong smiled lightly and didn't say much. Even if Wu Liang turned bad, it would have nothing to do with her.
She is the manager of an advertising company worth tens of millions, while Wu Liang is just a janitor who cleans the house. I am afraid that the two of them will never cross paths in their lives.
Fortunately, Wu Liang didn't know what that damn ghost had done outside before. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been angry and took the blame. It would be too unfair for me to take the blame!
Cleaner?
Although Mr. Wu is a gatekeeper in heaven, he is also a gatekeeper for the old man Jade Emperor. You, a mortal ant, deserve to have him clean your toilet!