"This, and this, plus the ones I just watched, are all packed for me!"
"Ah sneeze!"
Mr. Wu's nostrils were turned upward, and before he finished pretending, he suddenly sneezed violently, rubbed his nose and muttered: "Who the hell is talking about you? Is it the Jade Emperor who keeps nagging?"
The Jade Emperor, who had suffered a terrible disaster, had no intention of dealing with him. Lao Buxiu was cursed by Wu Liang last time, and now he is busy making a son without an asshole.
Mr. Wu didn't pay attention, and continued to point at the counter, with an aura of scolding Fang Qiu.
"And this, give me ten sets."
"Okay, I'll wrap it up for you right away. Sir, would you like to order anything else?"
The shopping guide girl almost laughed out loud. Which country is this bumpkin from the mountain? The Chinese aunty wind has just blown away, will there be another mountain uncle in the future?
Fortunately, Mr. Wu didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise he would have been stunned and shouted: "Hey! Monster, if you don't show up quickly, how did you know that I came from the mountains?"
However, Mr. Wu, who was pretending to be thirteen now, did not see the hidden thoughts of this girl, and said carelessly: "Calculate how much it will cost for me, I have plenty of money!"
The shopping guide girl doesn't care if this guy calls himself "grandfather", as long as you pay, today's commission is equivalent to several months' salary, and I have a lot of meat.
The girl with a smile on her face had already settled down. When she heard this, she smiled like a flower and said: "Sir, the total is 280,000, thank you for your patronage."
Mr. Wu touched his nose. This girl had calculated how much money he had left on him, right? In addition to household allowance, he had exactly 285,000 left on him. Fortunately, he even left some underpants for himself.
However, Mr. Wu was in a happy mood. Two hundred and eighty thousand was two hundred and eighty thousand. He immediately waved his hand and said boldly: "Check out!"
The shopping guide girl's face was a little stiff, and she said helplessly: "Sir, have you seen the cashier in front? Please go to the cashier to pay, and come to me with the invoice later to pick up the items."
Mr. Wu also knew that he was making a joke, but Mr. Wu was too thick-skinned and didn't care. He just muttered dissatisfiedly: "Mom, you are just a buddy in love. The shopkeeper is over there."
If the shopping guide girl hadn't been thinking about next month's LV bags, she would have eaten Wu Liang's.
Damn it, your whole family is a gangster. You are a rustic from the mountains, sticking a green onion in a pig's nose in front of me to pretend to be an elephant!
Mr. Huang next to him also felt humiliated. If he had known that this man didn't know anything about it, he should have gone into battle himself.
But what makes Mr. Huang even more depressed is why that girl is staring at him. It’s not like I said you were a buddy. Besides, you are a buddy in the first place!
Staring back fiercely, Mr. Huang felt that the advantage he had just taken advantage of was back, and then he trotted proudly to catch up with Mr. Wu.
As soon as Mr. Huang left, the shopping guide girl suddenly looked full of contempt and said disdainfully: "You bitch, if you have breasts, you will be a mother. I look down on people like you the most!"
Emotionally, this is a bitch who regards Mr. Huang as a rich man. I don’t know if Mr. Huang, who is worth a billionaire, will vomit blood if he finds out.
…
When Huang Sanye rushed to the cashier, he had to vomit blood even if he didn't want to.
"My lord, what kind of trouble are you making! You're not going to let anyone live anymore!"
Looking at the piles of banknotes placed on the cashier counter, Mr. Huang felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark. I had lost all my shame to Yun City!
Are you pretending to be thirteen, or are you being treated as a fool?
Undoubtedly, it is definitely the latter. Do you think it was thirty years ago that you could top up your savings with hundreds of thousands!
The third master once went to buy a building with 300 million in cash and dozens of armed police escorts. At that time, the third master felt domineering and underhanded.
But today, after buying several pieces of gold that are about to be eliminated, the total sum of them is not as good as a diamond. He is actually charging money. In that arrogant manner, compared to the time when the third master spent 300 million
foot.
The third master was about to vomit blood, so he made up his mind that he would leave tomorrow, and even if he died, he would not be embarrassed with this master.
Looking around, Mr. Huang wiped his forehead. Fortunately, he didn't see anyone he knew, otherwise his reputation would really be ruined on the street.
But now is not the time to think about this, let’s solve Master Wu’s problem first.
Third Master, who acted as the savior, stood in front of Master Wu without hesitation, glanced at the frowning cashiers on the counter, handed out a golden bank card and said calmly: "I was just kidding you, swipe your card."
After speaking, he piled the banknotes on the counter into a pile at lightning speed, and handed the empty, now full box to Wu Liang in less than three seconds.
Wu Liang scratched his head, what does this mean?
I haven't enjoyed the treatment I received from Master Kuan yet. How dare you steal my limelight?
Seeing Master Wu getting mad, Huang Laosan's heart was bleeding. Master, I'm here for that old face of yours, that old face that transcends the innate realm!
Cursing in his heart, he said with a flattering smile: "Master Wu, how can you pay for this little money? Aren't you slapping me in the face? It's embarrassing for me to eat and drink for free in Wujia Village these days. These gadgets are just
As a filial piety to all my brothers and sisters in the Wu family."
Eat and drink for free, your sister!
Your Wujia Village is just a bandit village. You charge me a thousand yuan for a meal and another hundred yuan for a cup of boiled water. You treat me like a fool and kill me!
He was right. In the eyes of the Wu family, the Huang family are fools. Nonsense. A fool can spend a million to buy a fish.
Therefore, when the Huang family came to the exclusive Wujiacun, they would definitely enjoy the highest level of treatment. They would be served delicious food and drinks, and they would be treated more affectionately than their own sons.
I heard that several houses in Wujiacun are about to be built recently. They had no choice but to cook for half a month and earn tens of thousands. The Wu family felt that it was too easy to make money and they would have nowhere to put it if they didn't build a house.
Mr. Huang would have burst into tears if he heard about it. Damn it, a few meals can buy you a new house. I can just cook for others someday.
Wu Liang didn't care about Huang Laosan's psychological activities. When Huang Laosan said this, his eyes suddenly brightened, and Huang Laosan always felt that he had seen the wolf-like look in his eyes.
The timid Mr. Huang carefully took a step back, feeling a safe distance before he smiled and said: "Master Wu, these are just gadgets, no need to thank you."
"That's not possible. I have to thank you. I must thank you! You think so?"
"Should I say yes or no?" Huang Laosan was confused, with a sad face, and once again greeted Wu Liang's ancestors in his heart.
"Jie Jie Jie, are you scolding me?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Master Wu, how dare I scold you, even if we both have the guts to do so!"
Mr. Huang cried again, "Grandpa, you know I'm scolding you in my heart, but you're not going to let anyone live!"
"Then do you think I should thank you?"
"It's time, it's time!"
Mr. Huang really vomited blood, his face looked uglier than after eating Xiang, and he replied feebly.
"Then do you feel that your sincerity is a little lacking? There are hundreds of people in the Wu family. How can you add more sincerity?"
Huang Sanye understood it. In an instant, it was like an enlightenment. He understood everything!
Fuck!
If you want me to pay for something, just say so. I'm scared to death. You just want such a small amount of money?
Huang Sanye was as full of energy as if he had eaten the Shiquan Dabu Decoction. He waved his hand and said with great arrogance: "Tim, if Mr. Wu likes it, just take it. I'll treat you today!"
"Then I really took it?" Wu Liang said with a hint of shyness on his face. How embarrassing. I am not a freeloader.
But they insisted on a treat, so it wouldn't be unreasonable for me not to agree. Forget it, seeing Huang Laosan's pitiful look, I might as well agree.
So Huang Sanye, who couldn't bear Master Wu's expression, did not vomit blood, but went out to vomit.
Being able to meet such a shameless superpower, Mr. Huang has gained a lot of experience. If anyone talks to him about his master's demeanor in the future, Mr. Huang will spit in your face!
…
"This mink coat is nice, Huang San, what do you think?"
Wu Liang asked with a hint of inquiry. Mr. Huang glanced at the hot sun outside and murmured: "This shopping mall boss must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!"
The weather in June was as warm as a fire in the desert. This shabby shopping mall actually sold mink coats. Mr. Huang couldn't even think of it.
"purchase."
Huang Sanye replied feebly. He looked back at the shopping bags that were about to engulf Erhu, and then looked at Cuiyu, who was carrying a full load of things with a red face and panting. There was only one sentence in his heart to describe the talents of the Wu family!
Didn’t you see the shopping cart next to me? I don’t care about money anymore, don’t you feel tired?
Shaking his head, Huang Sanye only felt that the world of masters was different, and he had not yet reached his own realm!
"Shopkeeper, bring me ten pieces!"
"Okay, sir, what else would you like to order?"
The shopping mall manager didn't care whether he was the shopkeeper or a clerk. The powder on his face started to fall off when he smiled.
At this moment, Wu Liang was like an angel radiating light all over her body!
Originally, she took out the furs to dry out today, but who knew that a fool would come to buy mink coats at this time of the year, and even buy ten of them. There are still many good people in the world, the female manager sighed in her heart.
Anyway, it’s not Mr. Wu’s money that was spent, so he won’t feel bad if he sells his land.
Of course, it is hard to tell who is the master now. Wu Liang, a guy who spends money, is more like a master than Huang Laosan. No matter how Huang Laosan looks at him, he feels that he is not a master, but a grandson.
So the grandson who paid the money had to deal with the domineering grandfather with a flattering smile, while also facing countless scornful looks.
If conditions allowed, Huang Laosan would really like to yell, "This money belongs to me, you bastards who are slaughtered as fat sheep are the paupers!"
It's a pity that he didn't dare. Facing Master Wu's insidious gaze, Huang Laosan always felt that he had just been discovered for scolding him. No one could stop Mr. Wu who knew martial arts.