"Shopping feels so good. No wonder those women on TV like to go shopping!"
After leaving the mall, Mr. Wu stretched his waist with a satisfied look on his face, and for the first time he understood why women like shopping so much.
Mr. Huang's face next to him was darker than the bottom of the pot, and he cursed in his heart, "Damn it, sister, of course you'd be happy if you didn't need to spend money. I'll give you one million, one million!"
Fortunately, Master Wu still remembered his feelings, turned around and said with a smile: "Huang San, you are such a good person!"
Third Master really wants to cry, the emotional master spent one million in exchange for a good guy card, right?
However, Mr. Huang is quite proud of himself. He has to ask the old man to reimburse him for the money. One million dollars is not too much to get the gratitude of a super strong man, right?
I bought everything I should buy and a lot of things I shouldn't buy. After spending a day outside, Mr. Wu started to miss home.
Taking the big and small bags from the girl's hand, Mr. Wu said with high spirits: "Open the way and go home!"
The one who walks with eight figures can compete with those who were raided by the imperial army in those days.
As for the last bastard who was buried in the shopping bag, Mr. Wu simply ignored it. Who allowed this bastard to snatch so much food and drink as if he was desperate for his life?
The behavior of second-hand goods is despised by everyone. There are not many people who are stupid enough to do this. You have a rich man to pay the bill, but you stupid fool actually bought so many instant noodles. Even Mr. Huang who spent the money secretly cursed you as a fool.
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Tianshen Mountain, hidden in the clouds and mist, looked particularly moving against the sunset. Wu Liang received an extremely warm welcome as soon as he entered the village.
"Brother Liangzi, go to the ancestral hall quickly, something happened!"
"Liangzi, Third Master and the others are waiting for you. Don't go home yet. Go directly to the ancestral hall."
"Brother Liangzi..."
Wu Liang, who was just about to distribute the gifts, had a loud bang in his head, waved his hand to interrupt the anxious crowd at the door, and shouted: "Speak slowly, why are you in a hurry!"
Master Wu's prestige in Wujia Village is now second only to a few old men and the village chief Wu Sanlong. When they heard that Master Wu was angry, even the uncles of the Wu family subconsciously stopped the quarrel.
"Liangzi, just go and take a look and you will know. Let Huzi and the others take the things back."
The eighteenth uncle who was waiting for Wu Liang at the entrance of the village, surnamed Ziji, didn't bother to slowly explain to Wu Liang, and dragged Wu Liang towards the ancestral hall in the center of the village.
Wu Liang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was dragged away by Lao Shiba before he could talk to Cuiyu and the others.
Although Wujiacun is not big, the ancestral hall is well-built. Generations of Wu family members will not forget to build the ancestral hall even if they are not well fed or clothed.
As soon as he stepped into the main hall of the Wu family ancestral hall, Wu Liang was choked by the strong smell of tobacco and took two steps back.
Big smoking pipes were emitting thick smoke straight up. The third master, the fifth master, the seventh master, the eighth master, and the ninth master were all the five remaining senior figures in Wujiacun.
Among the second generation, except for those who died and were not at home, there were more than 20 other people squatting beside a few elders and smoking dry cigarettes.
All living beings have various faces, including sad faces, filled with indignation, anger and shame, all kinds of expressions are displayed on the faces of these Wu family members.
As soon as they saw Wu Liang coming, everyone who had just been sullen and smoking immediately became excited. The eldest son of the Wu family today is no longer the lazy and lazy guy he used to be.
Ever since Mr. Wu made a lot of money from fish farming and brought a wealthy man to the village, the Wu family admired Wu Liang very much.
Even Wu Sanlong, who had no dealings with Wu Liang, let out a sigh of relief at this moment. This bastard has a lot of clever ideas, so he might actually have a solution.
"The good boy is here, sit down."
The miracle doctor of Wu Village, the senior and oldest third master of the Wu family, saw Wu Liang come in, clicked on his cigarette, and pointed to the seat next to Wu Sanlong with a smile.
When Wu Liang heard this, he waved his hands quickly and said with a smile: "Third Master, please don't harm me. With so many uncles standing here, there is no reason for me, a junior, to sit down."
Lao Shiba had the most explosive temper. Seeing Wu Liang refuse, he shouted hurriedly: "Sit down, please. We have never seen the big world in our lives in the mountains. Now that you are acting like a man, the Wu family will be like this in the future."
Pointing at you, why are you being pretentious!"
"Yes, Liangzi, please take a seat. This time you are not representing yourself alone. You are the boss of three generations of the Wu family. There is a place for you here."
"Haha, good boy, our new house is pointed at you. Listen to the third master and sit down."
"Hahaha……"
Even the uncles and uncles who were a little dissatisfied just now couldn't help but laugh out loud when they heard this. Ever since Wu Liang brought the stupid wealthy Huang family to Wujiacun, the Wu family's life has become much better than before.
Wu Liang saw that everyone was resolute and not hypocritical. Master Wu was at the level of a god no matter what. If he wasn't afraid of being rejected by everyone in Wu Village, how could Master Wu care about other people's opinions.
He took out a pack of soft Chinese and handed each other cigarettes to light the fire. Mr. Wu sat down next to Wu Sanlong and asked a little strangely: "Master San, what happened?"
Wujiacun is a big place, and he was fine when he went out in the morning. What big things could happen in such a short time?
The third master didn't say anything. He put down his old cigarette stick and took a puff of the cigarette. He frowned and said, "You're a waste of money. What's so good about smoking this thing? It's not as strong as our own."
"Third Master, you are wrong. I heard that this thing costs several yuan a piece. How can you compare it to your tobacco leaves which only cost a few yuan a pound?"
"How many dollars a stick? Oh my god, I just took a sip and it cost me a meal!"
"..."
Wu Liang was speechless. Didn't everyone feel so anxious just now that their buttocks were on fire? Why are they not so anxious now?
A dry cough interrupted everyone's exclamation. Wu Liang said helplessly: "Don't worry about the money. I went to the city and bought hundreds of them this time. Every house has them. What's the big deal?"
After all, it was not Mr. Wu’s money that was spent, so Wu Liang would not be stingy and wished he could empty out the shopping mall.
Everyone wanted to be amazed after hearing this, but Master Qi said impatiently: "We will talk about the cigarettes later. People have already bullied us, and you little bastards are still thinking about this!"
Master Qi's little bastard sound almost made Wu Liang spit out the tea he imported. Among the uncles present, the eldest was nearly sixty years old, and he was only a few years younger than Master Qi. What this little bastard heard was too harsh.
However, the prestige of the Seventh Master is really not low. When the little bastard comes down, even the Eighteenth Uncle does not dare to refute, and everyone lowers their head and dare not interrupt.
"Bullying us? Who dares to bully our Wu family?"
When everyone calmed down, Wu Liang spoke up. Qi Ye's words made him confused. Who dared to bully the Wu family within a hundred miles? How tired of living?
Tianshen Mountain is vast, and there is naturally more than one village in the mountain: Wujia Village. However, the Wu family is famous for being tough and brave, and has only ever been able to bully others. Does anyone want to touch the tiger's butt now?
"Sanlong, tell me!"
Mr. Qi had a bad temper. He knocked on the cigarette pole angrily and did not answer. His two white eyebrows were raised high. He looked extremely angry at others daring to touch his butt.
The silent Wu Sanlong tilted his neck, and without looking at Wu Liang, he said in a low voice: "They are from Fanjia Village. They said that we were occupying their road, and confiscated our things. They also said that we are not allowed to step on it next time.
Enter the Fan family’s territory.”
Wu Liang touched his head. Is it necessary to make such a fuss about such a big deal? He thought the Japanese had entered the village.
"If it's deducted, it's deducted. We don't have to walk on the road to Fan's house. There's no need to be in such a hurry, right?"
It's not that Mr. Wu is a coward, but that Mr. Wu is too lazy to quarrel with others over such a trivial matter.
Naturally, Wu Liang knew where Fanjia Village was. Compared to Wujia Village, which was located deep in the mountains and old forests, Fanjia Village was already close to the foot of Tianshen Mountain. On weekdays, the Wu family would sometimes go over to Fanjia Village in order to take a shortcut.
However, there is not only one way for the Wu family to go down the mountain. There are all roads in the mountain. There are several ways for the Wu family to go down the mountain.
"No! The old ghosts of the Fan family really think that the Wu family is easy to bully. If we don't get this face back, how will our Wu family gain a foothold in Tianshen Mountain in the future!"
Wu Liang's words immediately aroused criticism from everyone, and Master Qi even blushed and shouted: "The reputation our ancestors earned for us cannot be lost in our hands! I don't believe it, he Fan
You really dare to attack me!"
Wu Liang stretched his neck, looked at the angry old men, and said with some humor: "You guys, it's just a little thing. We are not short of money now, so we can take it as long as we can. We are all hundreds of years old."
Friendship, there is no need to go to war over such a trivial matter."
"What a trivial matter! This is a big deal, you stupid boy, you have to make me angry to death!"
Wu Liang smiled and sighed inwardly, these old men were too hot-tempered and not calm enough.
"Besides, those things were used by you and Cuiyu to get married. If these things are detained, then the next three generations of our Wu family will be living with our tail between our legs."
However, the old man's next words made Master Wu lose his composure. Master Wu, who had been sitting upright just now, suddenly jumped up.
"What! Master Qi, what did you say?"
"***, now I know it's urgent. The firecrackers, candles, tobacco, alcohol and candies you used to get married have all been confiscated."
"Asshole! I will destroy him!"
Master Wu was angry, his anger meter was instantly full, and he was so fucking slapped in the face!
Master Wu was anxious, but Master Qi and the others, who had been anxious just now, calmed down.
The third master squinted his eyes and tasted the bitter tea in the cup with a look of enjoyment. The fifth master was wandering away while holding the tea cup. The remaining old men seemed to have forgotten who was yelling just now, and now they were chatting in low voices.
The parents in the village were short-tempered, and there was a low laugh from time to time.
"Master Qi! Don't worry, leave this matter to me. The Fan family dared to bully our Wu family because of their ambition. I will kill him immediately!"
Master Qi smoothed his beard, glanced up at him, and said calmly: "Good boy, we have been friends with the Fan family for hundreds of years. There is no need to conflict over such a trivial matter!"
"Yes, Liangzi, I think it's better to let things go and let things go. Anyway, you don't lack the money."
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Mr. Wu's face turned from black to red, from red to purple, and finally turned white. These old men are always thicker-skinned than Mr. Wu!
ps: Until now, Eagle is speechless. It’s uploaded on mobile phone again. Brothers, don’t be surprised.