Wu Zhu led Dao Yichi and Shi San to the end of the Golden Canyon. There was an ancient bronze box placed on the ancient earth. The surface of the box was engraved with dense ancient spells, many of which Shi San had never seen before.
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"Nine-character mantra?" Thirteen looked at Dao Yichi who was aside. He had already guessed what was inside, but he was surprised why he would give it to him. It was clear that Dao Yichi came here this time for this set of heavenly things.
Comes from one of the demon hunting weapons.
"I gave it to you, master, are you generous?" Dao Yichi put his hands in his boxers and smiled.
"Suddenly I had a bad feeling..." Shisan's spine went cold.
"Thirteen, heaven-level demon-hunting weapons are rare, and a complete set of weapons is even rarer. Many practitioners spend their whole lives unable to collect a set, and end up with hatred. The "Nine Sons Mantra" given to you today is in
It is really rare among heaven-level weapons. I hope you can make good use of it to eliminate demons, defend the law, and support justice and human relations." Wu Zhu said a lot of nonsense.
"Nine-character mantra? Are you a typo or are you being tongue-tied? Isn't it the nine-character mantra?" This is not the first time that Thirteen has accepted heaven-level weapons. He has long lost the excitement and excitement he had when he first got the sword niche ghost.
He came to the bronze box and pushed open the lid like a coffin. A ray of light shone in. What lay inside was not some peerless sword, but a naked child curled up in a ball. Look at that appearance.
That's about 4 years old.
"Fuck, is this really a 'child'?!" Thirteen was stunned.
"Daddy, where are we going?" The boy asked with starry eyes flashing when he saw Thirteen.
Thirteen-eyed quick hands quickly pulled back the lid of the box and sealed it shut. He also brought a big stone from the side and pressed it on top.
"What are you doing?" Wu Zhu asked.
"It's nothing? My body has just recovered. I need to do some exercise to stretch my muscles. By the way, I feel that I deserve the title of champion. You are forcing it on me, and I accept it, but I'd better skip the prize." Thirteen
Very humble.
"My dear disciple, this is not okay. Since ancient times, the champion of the great military training must receive a reward, how can you mess with the rules." Dao Yichi was considerate and considerate.
"Are you kidding, are you playing with me? What kind of fuss are you getting me with a personal weapon? Competing with my father? My wife doesn't even have such a big baby? You are forcing me to give me such a weird thing?
, Do you really want me to hold the child and go hunting demons?" Thirteen roared, he understood that Qin Shihuang had such a treasure, but abandoned it and buried it in such a deep box. How dare he fall in love with this baby with such a sweet voice?
How can I use the baby? If I don’t pack it into a box, how can I raise him to inherit the throne?
"The Nine Sons Mantra is in the form of a human being. We have just learned that there is obviously a clerical error in Ge Hong's records in "Baopuzi Neipian·Dengshe". However, this does not affect the power of the Nine Sons Mantra at all. The audience is huge.
In this world, weapons that can take the form of humans are almost unheard of. If these sharp weapons are properly used, they will definitely shine." Wu Zhu advised.
"A clerical error is like forcing a baby on me? Where is your conscience? If I am thirteen, I am graceful, prosperous, and suave, why do you want to give me a cheap father? If you have
This guy, where else can I go to play?" Thirteen said with tears in his eyes.
"Boy, since Dongguan has demolished that, you can just bring up your children with peace of mind." At this point, Dao Yichi also had tears in his eyes.
"No! Either give me another reward, or don't give it to me. Anyway, I don't want this bullshit kid!" Thirteen roared.
Suddenly, a ray of light flashed around, and the ancient bronze box and the huge stone on it were neatly cut in half. Chiguo Lin walked out of it with a smile, and his little right hand was coming out of the sharp sword.
The pattern transformed into an arm again, which stunned a group of people.
"Daddy, are you playing hide-and-seek with me? Lin found you." Lin with short black hair looks so cute, with a little penis.
"Actually, this guy is so unbelievable that all demon-sealing techniques are of no use to him. Wu Zhu and I have tried our best to subdue him, but he just wants to find a father, not a grandpa. We are too old, and he is completely
I don't like it, so I can only give it to you... Silly boy, although his temper is very weird, his strength is very high-end among the heaven-level demon hunting weapons." Dao Yichi persuaded in Shisan's ear.
, "Just keep it first and try to find the other eight. I have a secret recipe and I will refine them together for you. It will be a magical weapon that can only be used by gods and demons!"
"Old dog, at first I thought you were cheating me just to eat and run orders, but now you just give me a child? And you asked me to find eight more? Do you think he looks like a gourd baby? Do you think I look like a gourd baby?
Snake essence? Refining it, bah! Did you know that my mother is from the Family Planning Commission? Director Zhang Da of the Olympic Games was fined more than 7 million for giving birth to three children, and I brought 9. Do you want me to be dragged away by the Family Planning Commission?
Shoot?" Thirteen thought this was a nightmare.
"Don't be nervous. I have calculated that although his bones are naturally resistant to demon-sealing objects, as long as he is placed in your sword niche and the ghost space of another dimension, he will not be able to jump out even if he has the ability to fly.
So he is a baby tailor-made for you." Wu Zhu persuaded from the other side.
Others say that when a person is hesitant, a devil or an angel will appear in his ear. The devil will tempt you to do bad things, but the angel will awaken your conscience. Obviously, the way to open the dungeon today is wrong, the left ear and the right ear.
Those who carry around my ears are all demons, and they are all old demons with no integrity.
Do you want to do it or not? What can you do? The baby has come out and the father is screaming, can he still stuff it back in? The problem is that he has to find his mother before he can stuff it in, right?
Thirteen took a deep breath and spent all his life's courage to walk in front of the red fruit, "Boy, I accept you, but you can't call me daddy, at most you can call me brother."
"No, I want Dabi! Daddy, why don't you let me call you Dabi? Isn't Daddy coming soon?" The little boy suddenly threw his arms and cried, and his arms turned into blades.
, the ground around where Thirteen stood was cut into pieces. A few hair tips fell from in front of him, and Thirteen's legs were so frightened that they became weak.
"Stop! Okay! You can call me daddy, but you can only call me daddy at home and when there is no one around. Once there is a beautiful woman next to you, you can only call me brother. You are my little brother." Shisanke
I don't want to be hacked to death by this monster.
"Well, daddy, I remember. Great, daddy is coming, and Lin has a daddy again!" Lin Fei happily rushed in front of Thirteen and hugged his thigh tightly.
In this way, Thirteen received his reward as the champion of the grand training, a 4-year-old baby. It turns out that this is how he feels when he is a father. Does it really hurt to fuck him...
On the way back, Lin kept pestering Shisan and asked eagerly, "Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"
"Yes." Thirteen's face was ashen.
"Then you sing!"
"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper..."
This is an era where if you don’t mess with others, others will mess with you...
Back in the fortress, Lin Xi had already woken up. When this pair of partners, who had been holding back for several days, met, Lin Xi's eyes were already red from crying, and he stared at Thirteen with such anger that his eyes could kill.
"Girl, please listen to my explanation. I didn't leave you alone on purpose. You were really sleeping deeply. And I promise I didn't mess around with you while you were sleeping. I touched your breasts at most, but that was also part of my greeting.
What a way! You know me, I'm not a bad person. I'm just recovering from my illness, can you please don't kick me in the face?" Shisan apologized nervously.
Lin Xi didn't listen to Shisan's explanation at all, and rushed forward angrily. At first, Shisan was ready to be beaten twice. As long as he yelled "It hurts" and pretended to be pitiful, he should be able to get away with it. Who could
Knowing that this was Lin Xi, he did not use his best anti-wolf leg skills. Instead, he used Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and a frontal throat lock to hold Thirteen tightly in his arms. This was so terrible that it was so painful.
Thirteen almost stopped breathing, he was really a martial arts prodigy.
"I was scared to death! I woke up and found that you were gone! I asked many people, but no one knew what happened to you? I thought you were dead and were dragged away as a corpse! I was so afraid that I would never find you again.
I can't see you anymore! Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Lin Xi cried so hard that she couldn't help herself, she was really scared to the point of trembling.
"Be good, I promise you that I won't worry you so much anymore." Thirteen gently stroked Lin Xi's twitching back and promised with all his heart.
There is a bed in this situation, and what will happen next is...
"Daddy, is this Mommy?" Xiao Lin rushed out from behind.
"You brat, didn't I tell you not to call me daddy in front of outsiders?!" Thirteen roared angrily.
"But Daddy, I saw that your little penis is standing up right? She should be Mumby, right? If she is Mumby, she is no longer an outsider." Lin explained clearly.
"Where did this kid come from? Why did he curse whenever he opened his mouth?" Lin Xi was so frightened that she quickly let go of Shisan's neck and asked.
"Mommy, if you don't like me calling you Mommy, then I'll call you Mommy." Lin bowed deeply and said in a sensible manner, "Hello Mommy, my name is Lin. I'm 3,000 years old, but I'm still a cute person."
My little baby. I have been locked in a box for more than 200 years and have always been alone. Today Daddy found me and became my Daddy. I am very happy and will give Mommy and Daddy more babies in the future.
It’s troublesome, please forgive me, Mommy.”
"What a sensible, cute and pitiful child, I wrongly blamed you. But you can't call me mommy. I'm not daddy's wife, but you can call me sister. Come and give me a hug." Lin Xi wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
, an automatic maternal attack, hugging Ji Lin tightly in his arms.
"He's pitiful? Didn't you see the way he looked when he was chopping things?" Shisan didn't think he was cute at all.
Wait, why does the boy in Lin Xi's arms show a lewd smile? What about his delicate technique of touching the erogenous zone from behind? Why does he look at me with such disdain? That little raised middle finger
What is it again? When did you learn it? You have integrated into this world too quickly!