Lin was born on the top of Kunlun. When he opened his eyes, what he saw were the stars in the sky and the earth, the vast righteousness, the growth of all things, the sun and the moon shining together, but he couldn't find out who his father was? He didn't even know whether he was born from an egg or a viviparous person.
Can't tell the difference?
Also born at the same time were his 8 brothers. They were not as loving as gourd babies. They just looked at each other, without any emotion at all.
They didn't say a few words, they just arranged the order based on instinct, and then they went their separate ways.
Lin, as the first mantra of the Nine Sons, does not understand why he is born? He also does not understand why he does not die. As a Taoist fairy bred by heaven and earth, he has no consciousness that he should be noble at all, wandering among the flowers of the human world,
Enjoy the refreshing feeling of love and skin-to-skin contact.
He suddenly discovered that females are the best gift created by nature to the world. Most of them are dull-minded but have soft bodies, delicate skin and full of love. They are almost unsuspecting of small children, and they all naturally glow with maternal love.
.And at this time, you can even easily do many things that other men simply cannot do.
Even in that feudal and conservative society, with his baby-like face, Lin Huan never worried about running out of milk.
"Sister, sister, your legs are so beautiful. They are long, white and smooth, like rice cakes. I really want to take a bite." At this moment, Lin, who was stroking up and down Lin Xi's thighs, was more rogue than a gangster and more than a pervert.
It was perverted, but it only made Lin Xi laugh.
"Silly brother, you can't eat your legs. By the way, you must be very hungry after sleeping for so long. I'll find you something to eat." Lin Xi touched Lin's head and went out.
"You brat, are you very proud of your tofu?" As soon as Lin Xi left, Shisan immediately squatted in front of Lin and said coldly.
"Daddy, what are you talking about? I can't understand you at all?" Lin continued to be cute.
"Don't pretend to be like me. Your invincible tricks have betrayed you. I don't care if you are a magic weapon or a swordsman. If you dare to steal my food, I will beat you until you can't take care of yourself. Do you believe it or not?" Thirteen threatened.
A milk baby said.
Lin kept smiling and said nothing. He looked around and saw Shisan's black windbreaker hanging beside him. He walked over naturally and took out the crystal ball from his pocket that Shisan had used to test Lin Xi's spiritual power.
As soon as the magical crystal ball reached his hand, it burst out with dazzling golden light. This was an ability that only heaven-level investigators had. Thirteen had never seen such a color before, and was completely shocked.
shocked.
Then he watched as the kid's five fingers turned into blades, swishing around in a circle, and the crystal ball was cut into more than 0 diamond-like pieces in his hand and scattered on the ground.
"Dad, I'm just a kid. How can I know how to behave like a fool? Even if I do something to my sisters, it's all just childish play. As an adult, Dad must understand and tolerate me.
Yes! If Dad wants to educate me, he must first consider whether he can beat me or not.
Another reminder, if my dad tries to stop me and my sisters from playing happily, I think I will become an orphan and then find a new dad." Lin always kept a childish smile, but at this moment, his smile looked different.
It was so ferocious up there.
"Damn it, you actually dare to threaten me? As my little brother, you are really naughty." Thirteen was filled with hatred but did not dare to take action easily. It was obvious that the guy in front of him had heaven-level spiritual power.
You may not be able to beat it.
"Dad praised me, I'm so happy! Dad, let's be a happy father and son. You will play the role of taking me out to meet various sisters, and I will play the role of the child. If you behave
OK, I'll play with the rest, and maybe I'll give it to daddy." After finishing the coercion game, it automatically switched to inducement.
"Play? What else can you play with your little friend's little penis? TJ is more interesting than you, right?" Shi Sanchi said with contempt.
Lin did not answer. He took off his pants and exposed his penis. The little pig tail-like thing that Shisan had seen before instantly turned into a monster like an elephant's trunk and hung to the ground. Shisan's mouth was open.
It's so wide that it's almost tearing.
"Dad, please don't laugh at me. My nickname used to be 'Three-legged Cauldron'!"
Thirteen knelt down on the ground and bowed before him and said, "Great Immortal! I kneel down for you. Please teach me this telescopic technique! To be honest, my dream since I was a child is to be a person called '
Tripod man, please teach me!"
"It's easy to talk, dad. It seems that our relationship will be much better than the last Qin dad. That guy didn't even want to share the concubines in his harem with me. I just took advantage of him to sleep with his afang a few times.
Concubine, he actually used poison to frame me until I was in coma, and also hid me in that bronze box and sealed it, it was so abominable." Lin recalled the painful past.
Hey, hey, A Fang seems to be the woman that Emperor Qin loves most? You don’t even let other people’s wives go, so it’s right to kill you, right?
Thirteen has understood that the other person in front of him is a bastard who is lustful, has lost his moral integrity, and pretends to be a pig to eat the tiger. This kind of temperament is really like his own, like father, like son. But as the saying goes, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers.
, we must learn the art of his organ expansion as soon as possible, and then find the poison used by Emperor Qin, increase the dose, and kill him directly.
Whenever he thinks of this, Thirteen's eyes reflect the feeling of dominating the world when he was called "Tripod". He is so unhappy.
Shisan thanked Xiao Torpedo for his beloved daughter's eagerness and recalled her to the imperial capital before Shisan regained consciousness. Although Tong was also quite worried about his benefactor, he could not disobey his father's orders.
Otherwise, if Tong is here, Shisan will have a hard time protecting her and Lin Xi. If anyone is violated by this guy's tripod... I guess the future marriage life will be filled with endless disappointment.
It ends with hatred.
Because the desert fortress has been very busy recently, when Thirteen took the military transport plane back to the imperial capital, he was completely surrounded by dozens of containers of various sizes. He remained huddled and looked as helpless as a rabbit trapped in a trap.
What was a little more comfortable was that Lin An was sitting next to him. He took an iPad and started playing it in a novel way. This guy was like a sponge, and his efficiency in absorbing all kinds of knowledge was amazing. He even got angry for playing a game.
I couldn't read English, so I just took a tutorial on my iPad, and when I got off the plane, I was able to get full marks on the English CET-4 test paper.
"This is not scientific at all, how did you do it?!" Thirteen asked with tears in his eyes.
"There's a young lady here who said, 'Mr. x, please use the reading machine. If you don't know where to click, it will be easy!'" Lin grinned.
"Your mother no longer has to worry about your studies." Thirteen could only say that the world of academic masters and scumbags did not understand.
On the way back, the Underworld Bureau arranged a special car for them. He was constantly shocked by everything around him, shouting "Wow! Wow! Wow!". He opened the sunroof on the roof of the car and stepped on the passenger armrest.
In the pm2.5 night, I breathed in the air and screamed in shock at the huge buildings around me, just like what every naughty child would do.
Thirteen had been on a plane for a long time and was so tired that he just wanted to take a hot bath and sleep. But at this moment, Lin Xi, who was sitting next to him, quietly leaned towards him and whispered in his ear, "
When you get home later, why don't you go sit in my room first?"
"What? What did you say?!" Thirteen's sleepiness was immediately eaten by the dog.
"Keep your voice down, don't let Lin hear it!" Lin Xi pulled Thirteen nervously, her face turning red with embarrassment.
Thirteen suddenly remembered that there was a condition in exchange for his promise to Lin Xi to participate in that cheating training! That is, after winning the championship, he would get a chance to have sex with Lin Xi! I think Lin Xi was also a high-level intellectual, born in a scholarly family.
Secondly, nature will not deceive people.
"Lin Xi, our acquaintance was not in vain. Sure enough, you still keep your word." Thirteen was filled with emotion.
"You have to promise me to wait for me, and I will give you a surprise." Lin Xi reminded her again and again.
Although Thirteen has never slept with a beautiful girl like Lin Xi, he is still very disciplined in bed. He promised that he would not charge for services less than 2 hours, and he has never charged her.
After returning home, Lin was immediately stuffed into his room by Thirteen. Thirteen showed his unique skills by turning on his computer and plugging in a 160t super external hard drive. He lowered his forehead and said to Lin extremely seriously.
, "Lin, as a person with the same temperament as me, I also recognize heroes and value them. Good things must be shared with you. Before starting your journey of being cute and picking up girls in the new era, you must have an understanding of today's adult culture.
Very thorough understanding.
The computer in front of you is a collection of hundreds of thousands of AV movies that I have collected in recent years. Although this is only a drop in the bucket of the annual output of Foot Pot Chicken, the important thing is that they are all classic masterpieces. They cover various fields and new positions.
You should take a good look at the teaching of postures."
"Dad, you are so obscene, so shameful. Can't you find some "Pleasant Goat" for me as a child to watch?" Linxi blushed and condemned.
"Oh, it turns out you like cartoons, okay, I'll change your computer for you." Shisan said and bent down to turn off the power, but was grabbed by Lin, who had exposed veins on his little hands.
"Daddy, don't."
Thirteen is really a good dad. He started to popularize basic sex education for his baby. After finishing it so easily, Thirteen came to Lin Xi’s door with 36 pieces of the ultra-thin version.
Come forward, bang bang bang, knock gently on the door.
Lin Xi changed into a pair of thin pajamas and walked out, with a bunny printed on it. What is this? Cute style? Well, although it is far from the black stocking sexy underwear she requested, it is the first time to think about Lin Xi.
, this kind of shyness is completely acceptable.
"Are you here?" Lin Xi said softly.
"Well, the child is taken care of." Thirteen nodded.
"Come in and sit down." Lin Xi welcomed Thirteen into the room.