The Underworld Bureau has grown to this day and has a total of 500,000 paranormal investigators. There are countless logistics departments to serve them. There are more local service stations than highway toll stations. Such a large department is unprecedented. Operating such a system,
What is needed is strict rules and regulations and enforcement.
Special approval for such things is very rare in the Underworld Bureau, in order to control the abuse of power to the maximum extent and put power in a cage. The regularization examination handed to Shisan and Lin Xi seems to be nothing more than
It is to add two regular employees, but it requires the approval of the entire senior management meeting, and finally has to be signed by Wu Zhu personally before it can be used.
And this is just an exam. If you pass it, you will be a regular employee. If you fail it, it will be treated as if nothing happened.
"Let me ask you first, do you know how to take the oral English test? You don't know how to take the English composition test, right?" Thirteen said excitedly.
"There is no written test in this regular exam. What you will take is a practical exam. Because the logistics department has judged your strength, this regular exam will not arrange for you to bully the poor devil. The level will be directly raised to processing.
Do you have any questions about the monster case?" The princess explained the detailed examination content.
"Then if you pass the exam, you will be directly promoted to an earth-level paranormal investigator? And the treatment levels are different, and the treatment is also different?!" Thirteen held the order book as if he had won a 5 million lottery ticket.
"How good is the treatment? Do you think it makes you excited?" Lin Xi frowned and scorned him. It was obvious that this guy had just rejected a job with an annual salary of tens of millions and a wife with a fortune of millions.
"The monthly salary is 6,000 yuan! All travel and horse expenses are reimbursed, and there is also public-funded outdoor development. It's awesome!" Shisan has always dreamed of getting such a salary, and then he can live a sex life without shame.
Blessed life!
"Can't you be a bit promising? Have you never seen money?" Lin Xi couldn't see Shisan's face, which made him want to kneel down and lick the princess.
"You need to go to the headquarters to get the detailed task content. The entire examination time is 7 days. As long as you complete it within 7 days. In fact, you don't have to rush so much. You can just rest for two days..." The princess did not want the Thirteenth Mrs.
It was too hard, but Thirteen didn't hear what she said clearly at all. He stood up, pulled Lin Xi and ran out of the house.
Thirteen ran to the headquarters of the Underworld Bureau, arrived at the mission claiming office, and handed the specially approved order letter out of the small window like a bank counter with great arrogance. The daily mechanical work had long been abandoned by the receptionist.
With a dead face, as cold as a machine, he took the order book, looked at it, and said formulaically, "The special approval examination will cost 100 performance points. Please give me your performance card."
"Well, okay." Thirteen casually took out the card, but his head was immediately covered with cold sweat. Only then did he remember that he had maxed out the card in order to exchange for the Tianji Stone Sword in Jing Xiaoxiao's hand. Right now.
As the saying goes, a penny can stump a hero. When Thirteen was at a loss, Lin Xi stepped forward.
"I'll do it." Lin Xi handed over his card and debited two hundred directly. Anyway, Lin Xi's name was also on the order book.
"Thank you." Thirteen was so moved that he almost cried.
"You're welcome, I'll repay the debt with my body." Lin Xi's smile was like a devil's.
"What do you want to do? Are you finally going to attack my majestic body?" Thirteen said shyly.
"Put away your shamelessness. What I want is that in the next task, you must be my servant. I am only allowed to yell at you, and you are not allowed to wink at me. I let you lie down, and you are not allowed to stand. I let you
Lie down, don't lie down. Do you understand me?" Lin Xi said with his hands on his hips.
"Damn, are you the boss or am I the boss, what kind of stupid tricks are you doing? You can't feel the pleasure of sex at all, no way." Thirteen flatly refused.
"No?" Lin Xi knocked on the window next to him and said to the cold-faced cashier, "Please refund this brother's registration fee."
Refund? There is indeed a refund policy in the regular exam, but refunding is equivalent to giving up the opportunity to take the exam. Wu Zhu, the old blind man, made an exception and opened a back door and drafted an order for them, so they can't run away.
Say to others, "Haha, we didn't go to the exam on time, and we were refunded. I'll bother you and dozens of departments to reconvene the meeting and get me an order..."
Thirteen knew it was impossible even if he thought about it with his pores. Moreover, if he missed the regular exam to give up the English test and wait until the end of the year to take the formal unified examination, Thirteen would still be unable to pass even if he studied 24 hours a day and forgot all about food and sleep!
"Wait!" Just when the cashier was about to swipe his card, Thirteen's face was pressed against the glass counter, and his face turned into a pancake shape. His resentful eyes were like saying, "If you dare to withdraw, I will
I dare to die to show you" is the same.
"Beauty, it's just talk, why should you be angry? Isn't it just a matter of being a humanoid for a few days to make money? It's such a big deal, isn't that what I do?" Thirteen said shamelessly.
"You have no proof, let's create a written agreement." Lin Xi knocked on the window next to him again and asked the cashier to directly draw 50 more performance points and replace it with an agreement on a parchment scroll.
When they arrived at the coffee shop, Shisan and Lin Xi sat at the table in the corner. Lin Xi wrote down the detailed contents of the agreement one stroke at a time. It took him less than half an hour, and it was full of articles.
"Take a look and see if there's anything else to add?" Lin Xi was in a good mood and handed the agreement to Thirteen with a bright smile.
Thirteen felt like the ministers who signed various treaties with foreigners during the Qing Dynasty, who all wanted to die of a myocardial infarction.
Party A: Thirteen
Party B: Lin Xi
Based on the principle of friendly negotiation and willingness, both parties signed the following agreement. Party A shall not violate this agreement whether subjectively or passively, otherwise it will be ineffective for the rest of its life.
During the task, Party A must resolutely obey Party B's orders and must not be passive and slack in work;
During the mission, Party A must address Party B as master and serve Party B respectfully;
During the mission, Party A must abide by its commitments to Party B honestly and reliably, and must not lie or cheat;
During the mission, Party A must be loyal and not have too close physical contact with other members of the opposite sex;
During the mission, Party A must report his whereabouts at any time and must never leave Party B behind to act alone;
During the mission, Party A must wear loyalty pants to ensure their loyalty.
"Holy crap, these 6 and 4 are repeated. Also, why do I have to wear loyalty pants?!" Thirteen said angrily.
"Because your credit is not good, I always feel that Article 4 may be violated by you, so it is safer to wear loyalty pants." Lin Xi nodded.
"What kind of friendly negotiation is this? It's simply an unequal treaty that humiliates the bird. Don't sign it!" Thirteen didn't want to stuff the bird into his underwear full of iron teeth.
"As expected, it still doesn't work. I understand. Then I'll go get a refund. Anyway, you can get a refund within 24 hours." Lin Xi sighed and stood up.
"Master, don't leave! Master has something to say!" Thirteen, the skinny-faced man, grabbed Lin Xi's hand again.
The agreement sold by the logistics department is also called the "Scroll of Integrity". It is a cursed prop invented by a pervert after being abandoned by more than 30 boyfriends in turn. Once an agreement is signed, the scroll will automatically sense the execution status of the signer of the agreement.
Anyone who violates the treaty will automatically activate the curse effect, which is extremely difficult to resolve.
The copyright of this kind of thing was finally bought by the Underworld Bureau, and it was specially used as a prop for practitioners in negotiations, but few people agreed that the content of the curse would not be mentioned...
"Actually, there is still a loophole in your treaty. I swear in the name of my grandfather, you must not have discovered it." Thirteen smiled and signed his name, and added a drop of blood to activate the curse effect of the scroll.
I thought Lin Xi would hesitate for a moment, but unexpectedly she signed her name with a splash of blood.
"It's so refreshing, do you think I'm fooling you? I'll tell you! Your sixth clause requires me to wear my loyalty pants during the mission. In this way, even if you order me to take them off and torture you,
You can't even touch my body, you can't get your hands on my delicate body!" Thirteen laughed like a fool.
"Tch, who cares? By the way, you seemed to have forgotten to call the master just now. Do you really want to give up?" After Lin Xi completed the signing of the contract, the humanoid Thirteen was determined to be prosperous, "Let's go and pick him up.
Our mission, from now on, I will call you mistress, do you understand?"
"Mistress? I didn't expect that my 7-foot-tall man would actually be reduced to being a mistress..." Thirteen wanted to cry but had no tears.
As the saying goes, even if a child makes a mistake, he will cry when he becomes a father. Thirteen never thought that he would sell himself for 100 performance points, and forget about being a cow or a horse. The loyalty pants that were put on him were equivalent to giving him to physics.
After castration, you can't even masturbate. Are you still a man who can't masturbate at will?
No matter what, the mission was received, located in the Sixth Factory Hospital in Haha City, the largest general hospital in the history of China. Starting about 3 months ago, patients in the hospital inexplicably developed multiple symptoms of drug poisoning. In the follow-up
During the investigation, investigators from the Underworld Bureau found the aura of strange spirits from their bodies. Because a comprehensive scan could not find evidence of a murder case, it was basically determined that this was a case of continuous poisoning by monsters...
The specific type of monster is unknown, and its abilities are unknown, but judging from the slow pace of his attacks and the fact that no one died, he is not a cynical big monster.
If the relationship between the Underworld Bureau and the Ten Thousand Demons Hidden World Society hadn't been tense recently, the Logistics Department could directly contact them internally to obtain more detailed information.
"Now you tricked him into grandma's house!" Thirteen was so frightened that he almost peed when he saw the mission.
"It's just a little monster, how big a deal is it?" Lin Xi, a newcomer, said with disdain.
"I'm not talking about monsters, I'm talking about the address! Haha City! Is there really a sub-zero temperature? You still force me to wear iron pants! My balls will break!"
"I wish you happiness." Lin Xi said with a bad smile.