"Blue Bottle's delicious drink, one slice is worth five slices, and you can climb five floors in one go. The elderly and children all need it..."
Haha Pharmaceutical Factory No. 6 is a pharmaceutical empire built on China’s huge population and low average knowledge level. It once provided calcium supplements to all the elderly actors in China, changing the Chinese people’s traditional understanding of health care products. This is God.
Medicine! Everyone is taking it! The blue bottle is bursting! Mom no longer has to worry about me eating!
In an era when advertising was still imperfect, with the help of exaggerated commercials and an investment of more than one billion in advertising fees every year, Haha Pharmaceutical Factory No. 6 has become the largest pharmaceutical group in China, with more branches and industries than their boss.
I can't even count them directly.
And Haha City No. 6 Factory Hospital is an integral part of these many industries. Its predecessor was the employee medical clinic of Haha No. 6 Pharmaceutical Factory. A few old pedants who were just waiting to die would suffer from rheumatism. It is very easy in a place like this.
It was forgotten. But after the calcium tablets of Haha Pharmaceutical Factory No. 6 were connected and circled the earth 13 times, the medical clinic received a large amount of spare money. The boss at the time was ambitious and determined to build the largest comprehensive hospital in the world.
Thanks to the accumulation of money, the scale of the Sixth Factory Hospital is beyond imagination. The hospital campus covers an area of 900 acres and has a total of 18,000 beds, 4 outpatient buildings and 6 inpatient buildings. In addition, there are nursing homes, recovery rooms, activity centers, staff apartments...
…The entire park is so big that an electric shuttle bus station has to be set up, just like a small town.
The most craziest thing is that the boss went crazy and built a huge external blue glass curtain wall with triangular brackets outside the entire campus. The ceiling is also composed of brackets and glass, making the hospital campus look like... blue bottle.
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This is selling health care products at the risk of your life!
Putting aside the beauty and ugliness of the No. 6 Hospital, the treatment level of this hospital in China is definitely... scumbag. Why? Because other hospitals are selling mixed products from various pharmaceutical companies.
Some medicines for cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases are better, and some are good at treating colds. In addition, antibiotics are used indiscriminately, and it is difficult to cure them.
It would be a good idea to come to Liuchang Hospital. All the medical representatives are trying not to come in. The only one recommended in the whole hospital is Liuchang or Liuchang. It is an expert in calcium supplementation. Drinking blue bottle can't cure hemorrhoids, right?
It is strictly forbidden to admit medical admissions from outside, so the experts and professors inside cannot get high commissions. No matter how good the office building is, if you can't make money, you can't chew on the desk, right? Experts like this have jumped to other places, and the medical team in the first-class hospital has become
Got 2 streams.
What is slightly comforting is that this place is really big. There is no need to queue up for medical treatment. There is also a shuttle bus to pick up and drop off for tests. The environment is also good. It attracts the grandparents and grandmothers from the surrounding area to come and check in to enjoy the air-conditioning. It is very comfortable.
of.
Such a huge No. 6 Hospital can be said to have achieved a balance of payments, barely enough to maintain a balance of payments under one-half of the establishment. The current director, Zhang Mingfeng, is a junior doctor in the obstetrics and gynecology department who has been with the hospital since its establishment.
We spent fifteen years together and even refused to get married in order to work. Even at the age of 40, we still have only one Buddha left.
She loves her work like a madman and regards the entire No. 6 Factory Hospital as her home. To be precise, she lives in the cleaners' lounge and sleeps there every night. She calls it "nothing special"
It does not occupy the hospital ward, and I firmly believe that the upper beam and the lower beam will not be crooked.
Because of the drug supply model of the Sixth Factory for cerebral palsy, huge capital consumption, and the scarcity of expert teams, it is extremely difficult to maintain the balance of payments of this behemoth, but Zhang Mingfeng did it five years after taking office. She is definitely not
The geniuses who run the hospital are just hard-working scalpers.
For a hospital where buying more needles will put a negative balance on its books, recruiting interns is the best way to increase staff without increasing costs.
The well-educated intern longed for real-life experience, and the hungry dean longed for free employees. When Shisan sat across from the dean's desk, he knew that the two of them were dozing off on the pillow.
, the female cousin met the female ticket taker. Damn it, Shisan found out that she was actually the "female cousin".
"I saw your resume. You are a graduate student at a famous medical university. You are very impressive!" Zhang Mingfeng smiled and praised, but his face immediately turned serious. "We have a one-month vacancy for a gastroenterologist. You can take up the position now."
Already."
"Dean, it's written on my resume that I major in Chinese medicine and specialize in treating difficult and complicated diseases. And my personal interest is to be a gynecologist." Thirteen euphemistically means, "I hate looking at buttocks!"
"Traditional Chinese medicine can also cure hemorrhoids. I believe in you. You have potential. Go and report to the human resources department now." Zhang Mingfeng forcefully refused to give Shisan the chance to refuse again. The entire recruitment process only lasted 30 seconds.
, Thirteen became a glorious moonlight gastroenterologist.
"What the hell, the dean must be crazy, he wants me to be a Chinese medicine doctor to treat hemorrhoids?!" Thirteen walked out of the office and faced Lin Xi, complaining like crazy, "Chinese medicine can treat hemorrhoids? Ginger is effective, who dares to put it in?"
Stuff?"
"Wangcai, please restrain yourself." Lin Xi's words made Shisan, who was wearing iron pants, shut up immediately. It was obvious that Lin Xi had been training his new servant all the way here.
"Lin Xi," the assistant to the dean came forward and called, it was her turn for the interview.
Lin Xi placed the file prepared by the Bureau of Underworld Affairs in front of Zhang Mingfeng, but the dean didn't look at it at all. He just looked at the tall and beautiful Lin Xi with some fascination. Lin Xi's eyes were so familiar, just like the way Sister Liu looked at her in the water and clouds.
the same.
"What's this called?" Dean Zhang asked, picking up a rubber band used for acupuncture on the table.
"Torture." Lin Xi still picked up some medical knowledge on the way here. After all, she was pretending to be a nurse this time.
"Okay, you've passed the test. You can start working after you report to the human resources department." Zhang Mingfeng's hiring strategy is not to be bold, but to use people when there are people. God knows how many days these interns can last. When they stay stubbornly
Letting them do the most things is the best choice for the hospital's interests.
After all, it is a hospital industrial park covering an area of 900 acres. Is it really okay to recruit people so casually?
In the villa in the woods on the outskirts of Haha City, the principal of the World Destruction Association, also known as Xingshi Shi, was sitting in the bathtub. Judging from his physical condition, it was obvious that he did not crawl in by himself. Bi Fangzheng was sitting on the side with his sleeves rolled up.
Wipe him down.
Astrology Shikong has the magical power to foresee the future, but he is not a combat talent. For example, he can help himself avoid all robbers, but if he really encounters a gangster, he will only kneel down.
Bi Fang didn't know how such a thin boy, who could stab him to death with one finger, became the principal of the World Destruction Club, which gave the Underworld Bureau a headache? You must know that perverts like Zan Chen have to accept it.
His guidance (command)...
"Please don't think about me while you're brushing my back, okay?" the astrological poem with soap bubbles above her head kindly reminded her.
"I thought you could only foresee the future, but I didn't expect that you could also detect my mind. Do you even know what I'm thinking?" Bi Fang said in shock.
"It's not mind detection, but if you continue to think about it, I foresee that you will fall in love with me in the future. My body obviously cannot withstand the violent shock caused by mating, so I didn't even learn how to use my fingers.
"The astrological poem said with a smile.
"Falling in love with you? You're a brat like you who looks like he's going to burp at any time. You have to be taken care of even in the shower. I'm falling in love with you? Am I sick?" Bifang didn't doubt the ability of astrological poems, but was "afraid."
"become reality.
"I don't know whether you are sick or not, but curiosity is the most common seed for love. In order to nip love in the cradle, just ask. I will tell you everything you are curious and doubtful about." Astrology Poetry Never
To be so generous, even in the face of ferociousness.
"Aren't you afraid that I will tell other people all these secrets?" Bi Fang deliberately added to the confusion.
"Aren't you afraid that I will tell Wu Zhu about my cooperation with Xie?" The astrological poem's trump card is much more powerful. The principal is like a powerful weapon. Whoever holds it in his hand can cause a powerful deterrent to others.
It is naturally comfortable in Xie's hands, but in Wu Zhu's hands, the Mysterious Society of Ten Thousand Demons will surely disappear from the stage of history.
"Okay, you're being cruel, I want to know your past, how did you become what you are today?" Bi Fang pointed to the four huge tumors on Xing Shi's body, which were obviously not left behind by the battle.
, like four giant centipedes lying on his body.
"I am a child who should not have been born in this world, and my calamity began the moment I was conceived.
My mother was a senior in high school when she was pregnant with me. My father was a bastard that she liked. He was too stingy to buy condoms and even believed in the safe period method of contraception.
As expected, my mother was abandoned after I appeared. She was forced to drop out of school because of her pregnancy. My grandfather asked her to abort me, but my mother insisted on giving birth to me. She said that I was the mission and gift given to her by God.
Grandpa said my mother was crazy and put abortion pills in her food, but miraculously I still survived.
I had self-awareness from the moment my brain was formed, including my ability to see the future. But this is a cursed ability.
God puts me in crisis all the time. When my mother was five months pregnant, God even wrapped my umbilical cord three and a half times around my neck, trying to strangle me.
But I untied the umbilical cord myself in my mother’s belly…
I was a premature baby, only 7 months pregnant, weighing 3 pounds and 2 taels, and also suffered from dysfunctional digestive diseases."
"What kind of strange disease is that?" Bi Fang had never heard of it.
"Commonly known as 'No Butt Eye Gen'." The astrological poem laughed at itself.