Three hundred and eightieth chapter cheating best man group
Even as Archangel Michael is carrying out his plan to transform heaven on earth in the Big Apple, some people already feel like they are in heaven.
The song "I'm going to marry you tomorrow!" is always echoing in Lin Xi's ears. Even if she is busy day and night for the wedding, she is so happy that she can even wake up from her nap with a smile. Every adult girl has dreamed about herself.
Who do you want to marry? Star-chasers love to be slutty, idiot fans are obsessed with long-legged oppas, leg girls only hope that their husbands are not bald and filthy uncles, those who are short of money want to marry rich men, and rotten girls like gay men.
,faggots like fags…
However, Lin Xi's growth experience has made her fantasy about her future partner very vague. She lacks almost everything, be it handsome guys, celebrities, poets, painters, non-mainstream, no kind of man seems to be able to make her so happy.
So caring.
Lin Xi must have never thought that her man was a gangster who majored in walking tractors from Lanxiang Technical School. His collection of short movies was comparable to the confiscated servers at Qvod's headquarters. His biggest ideal in life was to get an extra salary of two hundred yuan, but that's it.
She fell in love with a man so much that she couldn't help but risk being buried with him or becoming a widow at any time, but Lin Xi still had no hesitation.
Maybe he will die on the second day of the wedding, but on this day only, she will make herself the happiest bride in the world...
Thirteen is poor. He is so poor that the only thing he owns is rice caterpillars. Even if he is asked to get married, he doubts that he can afford the processing fee for obtaining the certificate. The wedding ring was all obtained through money swindled by the hacker Mouse. But Lin Xi is not lacking.
Money, the New Year's money cards accumulated over the years already amount to tens of millions. It should be enough to prepare a wedding venue decoration and so on, right?
The rich dad also took the initiative to give Lin Xi a public account, and she could use it as she pleased, with no upper limit. Lin Xi did not choose the most expensive one, but wanted the best in everything, but the best was usually the most expensive...
On the second day of wedding preparations, Lin Xi took Shi San and more than thirty wedding planners to Hawaii. Shi San had no time to admire the beauties in bikinis on the beach, so she was forced to put them on.
Wearing a white suit and dress, I took a group of romantic sea view wedding photos with Lin Xi in my arms.
Time is running out, so this is just a rough photo shoot, which means putting up a water sign at the wedding. According to Lin Xi's idea, the wedding photos should be a collection of 100 disappearing scenic spots in the world. I will make up for it later when I have time.
Shoot, Thirteen can only say "hehe".
Later the next day, all the wedding cars that Lin Xi asked for arrived at the Hawaii International Airport. 60 Aston Martin One77s were parked together in a neat hall, all painted in bright red. This limited edition sports car was collected
It was already troublesome, so Lin Hao spent a lot of money to buy 30 of them directly, and the other 30 were borrowed through various relationships.
Such a luxurious fleet has reached or even exceeded the level of the Alianqiu Camel King's royal family... The local news TV station even reported on the visit of these red one77s.
Lin Xi chose a seaside villa as a temporary wedding room, and a 6-star hotel along the coast as the wedding venue. Before the wedding, there will be a traditional door-to-door wedding ceremony. At that time, 60 One-77 will be on the road.
Running along Hawaii's Coastal Boulevard, the bright red motorcade will instantly attract everyone's attention. Even the photographers who shot the video at the wedding took three helicopters to take the aerial video.
Is the marriage of a married woman called marriage? Is it called marriage? Is it true that happiness can be measured by money...
When Thirteen Ben was still hesitating whether to call his parents over, Lin Xi said that he had already notified his elders and would be there on the wedding day. The wedding was divided into a Chinese-style worshiping the heaven and earth part at noon, and a Western-style priest I am willing part in the afternoon. Both parents
They will receive their kowtows from above during the ceremony of worshiping heaven and earth.
"You were able to contact my parents? What did they say?" Shisan said with shame.
"The number was given to me by Director Wu Zhu. I apologized to my two elders, and they seemed to like me quite a lot. However, your father said that he wanted to treat you to 'Roast Pork on a Stick' because they were not notified of such a big event as the wedding.
What kind of dish is roasted pork on a stick? Is it a local specialty?" Lin Xi wondered.
"Haha, the other name for that dish is 'Butt Blossom'. Is he really going to be scolded now?" Thirteen has been a temporary worker in the Bureau of Underworld Affairs for eight years, and has not been home for eight years, except for a few mailings.
After sending the postcard back, he was not even given half a dime in alimony. Although my father's pork business had made a lot of money, and my mother's pension as a public servant was also very generous, the unfilial son's title of Thirteen was confirmed.
This is good. He originally planned to show off his cuteness to please his two elders about the marriage, but now his future wife has usurped him. It is really unjustifiable if he does not spank his butt until it blooms.
At midnight, taking advantage of the wedding planning to try on the clothes, Shisan dragged his tired body and Lin Xi, who was tired, sat on the hanging basket in the back garden of the villa, facing the sea and the spring flowers blooming. The moment of tranquility made
The two of them cling to each other like an old couple. This is how they imagined their married life should be, right?
"Are you tired? Sleep in my arms for a while." Thirteen held Lin Xi's black hair and kissed her gently on the forehead.
"No, it's so annoying to be done this and that while you're asleep." Lin Xi refused to leave Shisan's chest or close her eyes.
"Please, am I as dirty as you think? Besides, we are getting married, isn't it normal to do this and that?" Thirteen showed his true nature as a gangster.
"No, do you know how difficult it is to remain a virgin until marriage under the hands of a big gangster like you? It only takes one day for me to get married in a perfect manner, and I will not ruin it for you at this time."
What Lin Xi wants is a perfect wedding, which naturally includes a perfect bridal chamber.
"Have you really thought about it clearly? Marry me now... I don't mean to say anything, but if you follow me, you are destined to be unable to stay away from danger." Thirteen tried to keep his tone steady to avoid Lin Xi's misunderstanding.
I want to regret my marriage.
"Even gods have begun to descend to earth. How can there be any safety in this world? I only know that I love you, even though you are sometimes funny, vulgar, and despicable... Forget it, I won't look for derogatory meanings.
Words...
But you have justice in your heart, you are fearless, and you will not retreat even in the face of gods and demons. Is there anything more secure than staying by your side?" Lin Xi hugged Shisan tightly.
"In that case, just be my bride. I'm not being pretentious. Although I have no money, what I can promise is that I will never let anyone hurt you, neither humans, gods, nor demons." Thirteen
Said extremely firmly.
"This is the man I love." After Lin Xi finished speaking, he stood up quickly, "Okay, I have to go. I have to go back and do a beauty treatment before going to bed, so as not to look bad when I marry you tomorrow with dark circles under my eyes.
Already."
"Lin Xi..." Looking at Lin Xi who had already reached the door, Thirteen suddenly shouted.
"What for?" Lin Xi turned around instinctively and asked.
"Do it!" Thirteen smirked.
"You stinky scoundrel!" Lin Xi laughed and cursed and left. No one could understand this strange flirting way of the lovers.
This night was not a sound sleep for them. Thirteen tossed and turned for three hours without being able to close his eyes. Lin Xi also kept waking up to check the process for fear of making mistakes.
A pair of paranormal investigators who can even fight the devil head-on, but got nervous because of a wedding...
When the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone on the beach in Hawaii, Thirteen had already changed into a black high-end dress and was holding a bouquet and was ready to go. But when he saw his wedding groomsmen group...
"What kind of weird team is this? Why am I so bad!" The corner of Thirteen's mouth twitched, and he was facing Yu Doubi, a bastard dressed in a human skin coat, the God of Fire, the Insect
Xibi, Qingcheng, Mouse, suits and leather shoes but there is no 36 with a little penis, Lin Geng is the flower girl of thirteen.
"Dad, you are so handsome today. You are going to marry Mom. I am so happy for you. Since you are only marrying Mom, I will accept all the bridesmaids and sisters!" There was a ring in Lin's pocket.
, one side is just a condom.
"Brother, come and open two holes in my nose. Xiaosheng can't breathe anymore. Wait, Xiaosheng has forgotten that I'm dead and I don't need to breathe anymore, haha." said the bitch.
"You don't need to pay attention to me. I came to cooperate with you because Tong is the bridesmaid." Yan Shen was the most sincere.
"I gave you a gift, 0 yuan. It would be a shame not to come and give you a meal. By the way, you still owe me a limited edition inflatable doll. The plastic thing last time doesn't count!" Chong Xibi shouted.
.
"I'm here to make soy sauce." The mouse said, picking his nostrils.
"I don't recognize your marriage, and I won't bless you. You should die quickly. I will take good care of your wife for you." Qingcheng really knows how to talk.
"I'm also a soy sauce guy. Who is the soy sauce guy?" Doubi said with an iron fist.
"Bili! Bili!" Little Tintin's 36-inch language ability is only enough to say this, and he is giving a blessing, right?
"Brothers, thank you for your help, I..." Thirteen originally wanted to give a touching speech before setting off.
"Come on, why are you talking so much nonsense? Just tell him if you don't want to get married, I can help you." Qingcheng immediately poured cold water on him.
"Is he really a careless friend? Let's go!" With tears in his eyes, Thirteen got into the leading red Aston Martin One-77 sports car. The V12 engine convoy drove towards the hotel where they were getting married.
The whistling sound echoed in this city, which is famous for its vacations. Those who didn't know it thought it was some kind of world-famous running rally. Even if the grand wedding didn't need publicity, the pomp and ceremony alone made it immediately obvious.
As for whether the wedding of this century can go smoothly? Will cats and dogs come to disrupt the situation? What shocking inside story will be revealed on the wedding night? Looking forward to the next chapter update at 0:03 tomorrow night →_→