When the crimson luxury motorcade arrived at the 6-star hotel where the bride was staying, the whole place was completely occupied. Not a single staff member could be seen. A wall was put down in front of the gate, making it look like a fortress.
appearance.
There is a bright red heart on the door, which reads, "If you want to marry a bride, you need a thousand taels of gold. If you don't have any money, you can take off all your clothes, sing a love song, please the bridesmaids, and use your abilities? A Lei is by your side. Go ahead if you want!"
"It's just getting married, it's like participating in the annual skills training." Thirteenth became interested and pulled off the tie around his neck, "Mouse, scan the hotel, I want to know all the entry routes;
When planning a wedding, I want to know the list of their bridesmaids; Yanshen and 36, you take the lead and attack head-on; Chongxibi counts the number of our red envelopes and calculates whether they have enough to reach the wedding room; Doubi and Jian
Bones, you are responsible for the rear and blocking the pursuing troops; Qingcheng! Damn it! You actually called the other party to tip off the news! Someone is coming! Tie up this cheating guy and throw him into the car! Everyone start taking action! Take action!"
In the presidential suite on the top floor, the layout is also in progress. Lin Xi’s bridesmaid team is just as strong as Thirteen’s groomsmen team. They include Tong, Jing Xiaoxiao, Wang Nu, A Lei, Yun Xiaobao, Jiu Mei and others.
Dao Yichi asked how this guy with a ponytail and beard managed to get into the bridesmaids group. This guy was completely relying on his old age and insisted that he would stay here and wait for the villains to come and serve tea, so he stayed.
All of a sudden, Lin Xi's group of bridesmaids had two heaven-level paranormal investigators. Lin Xi was a little scared. She was really worried that Shisan would be spoiled by these people, and what would happen if the marriage ended?
"Everyone, can you just play casually? Don't delay your noon worship service..." Lin Xi sat on the wedding bed holding flowers in hand and persuaded everyone in the living room.
"What are you talking about? I didn't hear you at all? You must know that the clothes you are wearing were originally worn by me... It's just such an opportunity for revenge, of course you have to play it to the fullest." Jiumei wiped the Greedy Wolf Blade in her hand.
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"My godson is about to leave me. I must leave him some thoughts." The princess said while drinking red wine.
"Brother can't marry Alei. Brother is good or bad. How can Alei watch him marry another woman so easily?" Alei said unhappy.
"I feel very happy when my benefactor marries my sister! However, it seems that I would be unjust to all the sisters if I let him go at this time?" Tong Wei said.
"This guy has been cheating me for n years, n years! The amount of money I lost in his hands is enough to cost me ten three-bedroom apartments on the Imperial Capital Second Ring Road! This time, the sky has eyes, and I must kill him!" Jing
Xiaoxiao said almost enthusiastically.
"The scoundrel has humiliated me many times. Today I finally grow up and marry a wife. Of course I want him to experience the pain of adults." Dao Yichi was also gearing up.
"Our spy died. Thirteen immediately caught Qingcheng. The current enemy deployment is similar to what I predicted. Let's get started!" Sitting in front of the wall made up of surveillance screens, Yun Xiaobao reported the current situation.
Due to the situation, she was appointed as the commander of the anti-bridal group, and will have another head-on contest with Thirteen.
Yun Xiaobao built an iron tower defense formation. Her thorough knowledge of the enemy's strength helped her layout and formation, and the full network cut-off mode made the rats around Thirteen useless. At most, she only obtained the regional structure map of the hotel.
Yan Shen and 36 checked around the hotel. All the entrances and exits were locked. In some places, traps designed with bundles of frag grenades were even hung up. Fortunately, 36 went to explore the way, and there was a loud bang.
There was a noise, the door did not open, and 36 was blown onto the barbecue grill.
"There is absolutely no way out. 36 is dead. They are playing for real!" Yan Shen was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. He never thought that being a groomsman could be life-threatening.
"There is a channel in the swimming pool that leads to the hotel's internal water supply system." Mouse said quickly into the headset.
"I'll give it a try." Yan Shen took off his coat and jumped into the swimming pool like an Olympic swimmer. He saw countless cyan currents jumping on the water, and green smoke rose from the water.
All the light bulbs were blown out.
Thirty seconds later, the flame god rolled his eyes and floated on the surface of the swimming pool like a dead fish. These crazy bridesmaids actually connected a million volts of strong current to the swimming pool. Fortunately, it was the flame god who jumped in.
The second one is probably already cooked.
"Dad, do you want to marry me, or do you want to find a reason to marry you?" Lin frowned.
"High-voltage batteries, grenade traps, it feels so good. They really understand Xiaosheng's taste!" Only the cheap guy was particularly excited.
"There is no other way, let's use high technology!" Thirteen snapped his fingers, and the inventor Chongxibi took out several sets of suction cup gloves.
They will wear this all the way up the glass wall of the hotel, just like Tom Cruise in "Mission: Impossible 4".
The fire curtain wall only goes down to about the 10th floor. Climbing up is another world.
"Honey, I'm here!" Thirteen carried a bouquet on his back, put on gloves and a winch, and got up close to the glass. He was accompanied by Lin, Doubi, Jian Guan, Mouse and Chongxi Pen, who would never do it.
This kind of risky thing, after all, your wife is someone else's, but your life is your own.
After smashing the window and entering the hotel, they quickly went to the elevator, but the entire hotel's elevator system had been frozen into an ice sculpture. Needless to say, it was Tong's masterpiece. There were two safe passages, one for Lin and Thirteen, and one for Doubi and Jiangu Gu.
As a group, run up quickly.
On the way, they encountered the Easter egg guns of Jiumei, Jing Xiaoxiao, Wang Nu and Tong. If you thought it was just an ordinary Easter egg gun, you would be wrong. The Easter eggs contained the translucent male hormone just developed by Jing Xiaoxiao.
Amplifying medicine, to put it bluntly, is spring yao! Doubi and Jian Gugu were running upwards, their eyes actually staring at each other. Suddenly, they saw that these two guys were fighting. In order to avoid the urge to kiss each other, only this method can reduce it.
The male hormones in the body can avoid the consequences of convulsions.
Thirteen was so vicious. He kept grabbing Lin's neck collar and using it as a bullet. He beat Lin to the point where he almost lost his dignity. As a result, Sanzuding's little brother forced him to lift one leg under the influence of hormones.
, so as not to be exposed.
"Daddy! You are going bad too fast! I don't love you anymore!" He was about to cry but without tears, he continued to withstand the attack.
In addition to menus, these guys are also throwing tickle powder grenades, snot explosive packs, Yoneda traps... everything.
When Thirteen finally rushed to the top floor, he was no longer human. Lin, who was almost killed in battle, was thrown aside by him. The corridor was silent. There was no shadow of other bridesmaids, only the white-bearded Dao Yichi stood there.
In front of the presidential suite.
"After killing you, you can see the boss, right?" Shisan said sweatingly while eating chocolate.
"Maybe I am the boss? Boy, let me test the skills you have learned over the years!" Dao Yichi said excitedly.
"Hmph, haven't you heard that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation becomes more and more waves?" Thirteen looked down with disdain. He reached behind his back with his fingers and suddenly took out a big red envelope, "10,000 yuan per envelope! A total of 10,000 yuan!"
3 letters, one less every 1 minute. If you don’t get out of the way after 3 minutes, there will be no hair.”
"Bring me a bribe? Do you really care about that little money as a teacher?" Dao Yichi said with contempt.
"Plus the out-of-print "Playboy Issue No. 3"..." Thirteen took out another pornographic magazine in a plastic sleeve.
"How do you have such a fine product?! There are only two copies in the world, and one was lost in my hands... Bastard! I understand that you stole it!" Dao Yichi was furious.
"Treasure Master's sex video on a 1t capacity hard drive. I didn't copy it. This is the original material." Thirteen's temptation turned into threats.
"Is it just this little stuff? I won't give in." Dao Yichi said firmly.
"Really? It seems that I have the only last resort..." Thirteen sighed and took out his mobile phone, "I remember that your last wife was Hawaiian, right? I heard that she was the daughter of a chief of a primitive tribe in Hawaii. That tribe
The power in Hawaii is greater than that of the gang. If you sleep with someone else's daughter, you will get a divorce. My wife is really heartbroken. Let me comfort her... Hey, is this my wife? Dao Yichi Na Kills Thousand Knives
It's at the XX Hotel. Come on, you'll run away if you're late. Remember to bring a gun...what, you also have a rocket launcher. As expected, you can buy all the magic horses in the Bald Eagle Kingdom."
"You brat! Just wait for me!" Dao Yichi smashed his head through the glass curtain wall next to him and jumped directly from the top floor.
"Hmph, I am indeed more wasteful than you." Thirteen threw away his cell phone, and the phone number displayed on the surface was the number of the audio station.
Finally we came to the gate. The last two gates were guarded by the princess. The weakest one among the group of humanoid monsters was the one Shisan was most afraid of.
"Godson, if you don't want me to publicize all the 'naughty' deeds you did when you were tutoring with your godmother, just put the red envelope in." The princess was indeed the most fierce, without saying a word, Shisan took over the underworld situation.
All the red envelopes made from the wallets of the members were stuffed in. After singing "Conquer", "Don't Look at Me Just a Sheep" and "I Love Tianchao Tiananmen" in succession, the double doors of the presidential room finally opened.
Thirteen saw the last difficulty, which was the door of the boudoir. As the last gatekeeper, Alei, even if Thirteen gathered all the groomsmen to attack, he would not be able to snatch the bride away from Ale.
I still just have to obey orders.
"Tell me, when did you fall in love with Lin Xi?" A Lei played the game of telling love history.
The noisy scene quickly became quiet, and Thirteen also began to seriously think about the past with Lin Xi. Although their intersection only lasted a few months, it felt as if they had gone through half a lifetime. "It was the first encounter."
, when she walked up to me with this transparent umbrella and wearing the uniform of an aristocratic student, my heart suddenly said to my brain, 'This girl is your bride, if you miss it... you will regret it for the rest of your life.'" This is destiny.