"Where did you kiss her for the first time?" Ale continued to inquire.
"In the cold storage of an abandoned research institute, please correct me, she kissed me. She thought I was going to die and cried very sadly. At that moment, I knew that this woman was very kind. Even if I was a gangster who molested her, she would
I am sad and heartbroken because of my death." Thirteen stood in front of the door of the boudoir, holding flowers in his hands as devoutly as a believer.
"Then when was the first time you had an affair?" Alei strictly prohibited Thirteen from showing affection and asked a sharp question.
"Since meeting Lin Xi, I have never had the opportunity to do homework. At most, I have sex with the computer alone. But the psychological cheating probably happened in the nightclub in Shuiyunjian, where I met Mei
Mom, in my opinion, the most perfect woman is a goddess, but I just purely like her and never thought that I would marry her one day.
On the contrary, it was Lin Xi's jealousy that made me wonder if she had fallen in love with me?" Thirteen recalled the past of the two of them with great detail.
"Pay attention to your wording. It means like, not in love. She doesn't have that ability. Next question, have you ever thought about abandoning Lin Xi?" If Ale were to host a marriage show, there would definitely be no couple who could facilitate it.
"Yes, and I no longer think like this all the time..." Shisan said extremely frankly, "When I knew that she loved me, and when I knew that she wanted to follow me all the time, I started to be afraid and lived in fear every day.
Here, I was worried that she would die because of me. In fact, she also died because of me.
For me, Lin Xi is more important than my life. As long as I can keep her alive, in order to make her happy, I can live alone and live with a pistol.
But in the end I discovered that I was wrong. This girl loved me as deeply as I loved her. She would not feel happy without me, and would not feel safe without me by her side. Even if she was rejected or left out.
, after being pushed away, she would still come closer unconsciously. She was like a moth facing the light, knowing clearly that I would hurt her, but still unable to extricate myself.
So I decided to marry her and give her the happiness she wants. Even if it is only for a month, a day or a second, she will live happily with a very grateful heart. This is the purpose of marrying her."
"Ale can't stand it anymore. You're so disgusting. If you keep talking, Ale will almost vomit! Take your bride and get out of here. Let Ale go to the toilet to vomit first!" Ale finally opened the door and let this person
A pair of gangsters and Weaver Girl met.
After listening to Thirteen's heartfelt confession outside the door, Lin Xi was already on the bed holding back her tears, because she was worried that she would be smeared with makeup and it would not be beautiful.
"Wife, I'm here to marry you." Thirteen was also extremely excited. He walked to the bed, knelt down on one knee and presented the bouquet in his hand.
"Who told you to confess your love so shamelessly? I'm about to cry! I got up at 4 a.m. to put on this makeup. What should I do if I spend the money?" Lin Xi was clearly moved, but she still spoke very stubbornly.
. Thirteen likes her like this. In short, she is the most despicable and invincible.
"It doesn't matter, you are beautiful to begin with, even if you take off your makeup." Thirteen's mouth must have eaten too much sweets.
Just like that, Shi Sanheng picked up his bride and walked towards the road of happiness. There were cheers from a bunch of friends around him, and ribbons were constantly sprayed into the sky. Although there were many girls here who fantasized about being in Shi San's arms.
They were the ones who got hit, but they understood that Thirteen was a person who knew what he wanted and would never change it. Since he had already identified with Lin Xi, there was no point in further entanglement.
Love is like a pancake, it must be heated on both sides to become crispy and delicious.
When Sweet Thirteen and Lin Xi arrived in front of the motorcade, they discovered a problem that was not a problem.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Is your head flooded? I told you yesterday that the main wedding car was a Maybach. What kind of sports car did you come here in?!" Lin Xi was in a good mood while wearing a wedding dress and holding the steering wheel.
It disappeared in an instant.
"Get rid of it, you told me hundreds of things yesterday. How can I remember it? Besides, the red team is very popular. Doesn't it feel weird to add other cars?" Thirteen quibbled.
"What a shame, you sister! Are you getting married with a two-seater sports car? You force the bride to drive a wedding car for you, and you think I am the driver?! Divorce!" Lin Xi said angrily, wearing high heels and stepping on the accelerator to 160 kilometers per hour.
, good children don’t want to learn.
"Just leave! Who is afraid of whom? Wait for us to get married first, and then leave immediately!" Thirteen tightened the handle above his head.
"Well, it's settled! We'll get married first and then divorce!" As they said this, a strange couple started laughing.
Weddings, whether you admit it or not, the biggest feeling it brings to couples is actually the mood of "tiredness", "nervousness" and "finally over". The so-called happiness does not easily come from the constant worry of being drunk.
, don’t memorize the wrong lines at the wedding scene.
In order to celebrate the auspicious day of the zodiac, Lin Xi arranged two consecutive events at noon and afternoon. At noon, there was a Chinese-style banquet to worship heaven and earth. It was held in the largest Chinese hotel in Hawaii. However, the cook and ingredients were all brought by Lin Hao from China. Lin Hao was crazy.
We even took half of the plane with China’s famous mountain spring water to ensure that the taste is absolutely authentic from China.
Lin Xi asked her father to keep quiet, but Lin Xi's classmates, relatives at home, relatives called by Thirteen's parents, high-end goods from the Underworld Bureau, and guys from Alpha Team also took over.
Ling Fan couldn't come, but Kaos was working hard to pack the food for him. Half of the dishes on the table were put into the packing boxes. Thirteen thought with Juhua that he knew that these guys didn't have any money.
The huge number of guests was 50% more than what Lin Xi had prepared, and a hundred tables of banquets were provided. Even if he drank boiled water during the toast, it was enough to make him roll his eyes.
Not to mention, Thirteen’s father’s face has always been ugly. He is a true farmer and is very satisfied with his new wife, but he is unhappy with Thirteen. When my mother talks about Thirteen not coming home for 8 years
, and even wrote a letter to persuade the two elders to burst into tears while they were still young and have another child.
"You are really a loser..." Lin Xi pinched Shisan and said with contempt. You must know that Shisan's mother was almost 60 when she gave birth to him, and when Shisan wrote the letter, her mother was already 80...
"We are in a high-risk industry. I almost died in those two years. Am I going to let the two elders lose their place?" Thirteen was still reasonable.
Speaking of which, Thirteen's father-in-law is really good. Although he has a net worth of over 10 billion, he has no expression or criticism when facing two poor relatives. Instead, he is a big brother. He calls Thirteen's father and makes him feel younger.
, especially since the days of planned economy, strangers can become friends immediately.
The noon feast lasted from 13:00 to 15:00 in the afternoon. By the time the last table of guests were sent away, Shisan had not even eaten a single chopstick of wine or food, and he almost vomited just to offer water.
After the wedding, Lin Hao and Thirteen's parents were about to go back, leaving the children to enjoy the Western style in the afternoon. Before leaving, Lin Hao gave Thirteen a white card without any words.
, said seriously, "Your wedding is too sudden and does not give me, an old man, time to prepare the dowry. This is my daughter's dowry. Take good care of her. If she suffers any grievance from you, my father-in-law is
I won’t let you go.”
"I understand, son! Dad, please go slowly!" Thirteen respectfully pretended to be a son, pretending to be a son.
After Lin Hao left, he picked up the card and looked at it over and over for a long time, "This is a magical thing, have you never seen it before?"
"Ten billion club credit card? Fuck! Is this really a thing?" cried the rat who was still eating. "Legend has it that this is a symbol of Hao's true identity. Only super Hao with a unit of tens of billions are eligible to apply for such a credit card."
The credit card is applicable to any bank in the world and can be used at any POS machine. You can spend 50 million yuan in a single month without declaring it. If you go to the bank to mortgage the card in person, you can quickly handle any loan withdrawal below 500 million yuan.
!If you don’t like it, just give it to me!”
"What nonsense are you talking about? You must have drunk too much, right? Come on, drag this bastard out and castrate him!" Thirteen said as he put the card into his pocket.
But before he could return to the villa to rest, Lin Xi had already reached out to him in the car, "Bring it here."
"It's not okay, after all, it was a gift from my father." Thirteen said with a sad smile.
"You dare not listen to me just after you get married? Have you forgotten the prenuptial agreement you signed? From now on, I will listen to you for big things in the family, and listen to me for small things. Big things will only be the end of the world, the melting of Arctic icebergs, earthquakes above magnitude 9, Godzilla
Spitting indiscriminately, etc., everything else is trivial." Lin Xi flicked his palm towards Thirteen.
"Damn, when did I ever sign something like this?" Thirteen's eyebrows were twitching.
"We are using the parchment agreement from the Underworld Bureau. If you break the contract, Little Ding Ding will never do it again!" Lin Xi took out the parchment, which was also stamped with Thirteen's fingerprints. This guy is tired.
Lin Xi forced her down when she couldn't sleep anymore.
"Isn't that too cruel? I don't want you to trick your husband like this!" Thirteen took out the card and put it in Lin Xi's hand without tears.
"Good boy, I love you. It's very dangerous for a guy like you who has no self-control to carry a huge sum of money. What if you buy me hundreds of boxes of limited edition inflatable dolls one day? This card belongs to me.
Dad guarantees it, and the consumption records can be checked. If people know that he or his son-in-law are inflatable doll addicts, how will they be able to get around in the future?" Lin Xi hit Thirteen on the head with the card.
"Honey, can I buy a vibrator and play with it myself? Why don't I give it to you?" Shisan begged.
"It depends on the performance, we'll talk about it later." Lin Xi said with a blush on her face.
The wedding during the day was over. They could only seize the time to rest for 3 hours before starting the Western-style wedding in the afternoon. It would be on Bao's private beach. With the sunset in the sea breeze, they would say their vows and vows in front of the priest.