"As the saying goes, true love is revealed after three drinks, and truth is revealed after three cups of tea. This has already made me go to the toilet twice. You haven't told me what you plan to do with me yet. Are you deliberately stalling for time?"
Thirteen hiccupped and put down the tea cup.
"Honestly, I'm really stalling for time. After all, reinforcements are still on the way, and the timeline is a few minutes later than the demon army. If you and the demons join forces at this time, I definitely don't want to see it." Yawei said extremely.
Frankly, I looked sideways and looked at the battle situation above the square that had turned into a mess. Countless dark demon armies in the sky were falling like heavy rain. They were involved in the battle before they even understood what happened.
among.
For a time, the majesty of the demon world even suppressed the angel army that came to check and balance. Even the giant god soldiers were dismantled by Qiongqi and Yaozhu, turning them into a pile of scrap metal.
"Why, aren't you afraid now?" Thirteen deliberately attempted death.
"You are a smart man. In another 10 minutes, Zeus' troops will feel that in the next few hours, heaven will become extremely lively. You have no way to change the pattern here. You have missed the golden time, or in other words
, I hope you will help now." Yawei's cunning is even calculated in milliseconds.
"Since your goal has been achieved, can I leave?" Thirteen said boldly.
"Of course, after you go out, go left and go straight. As long as your sense of direction is good enough, you will be able to see the Nantian Gate before sunset. It is said that your wife Lin Xi is waiting for you there. The world of gods is no better than the world of demons. Every day it is...
It is very long, equivalent to one year in your human life.
This girl has been waiting for you for fifteen years and she still hasn't changed her mind. She doesn't know that you are so good that people care about you so much?" Yawei was extremely generous, and at the end she showed compassion.
"You'll understand when I take off my pants, but I'm not interested in you, so I'll leave now." Thirteen turned around and walked towards the door. The frozen crazy dragon cub who was eating cakes on the coffee table quickly put down the mung bean cake.
It screamed and flapped its wings and chased after him.
Chatting with smart people is sometimes a very pleasant thing. Yawei didn't say why he let Thirteen go, and Thirteen didn't need to ask at all, because the answer was clear to him.
Yawei clearly wanted to let Thirteen find Haotian's displeasure. Why would Haotian cause trouble and just torment her every day? She should also let the great head of the Ninety-nine Main Temples experience the Thirteen monsters.
You have an average tossing ability. Aren't you not allowed to kill? Then I'll give it to you to experience how screwed up this guy is! It's best if he rapes the Queen Mother and cuckolds you, then he'll be happy to hear it!
Thirteen did not say much, he was not willing to meet the expectations of God Yawei. If Haotian was reasonable and allowed him to take his wife home, he could leave peacefully.
Anyway, the gate of gods and demons is just hanging in the sky. The two sides may fight back and forth for hundreds of years, but they may not be able to determine the winner. By the time they finish fighting, when Thirteen returns to the human world, even his grandson's grandson may have died of old age.
, the responsibility of saving the earth is left to Ouman and Pleasant Goat to worry about!
Of course, this is just Thirteen's wishful thinking.
Leaving the square, Thirteen jumped into the sky. The frozen dragon cub chasing behind him roared and transformed into a hundred-meter-long flying dragon. It sprayed ice flames into the sky, picked up Thirteen and accelerated towards the east.
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The angels received orders not to attack Thirteen, so just let him go.
Only at this time, Thirteen was extremely glad that he did not implement Plan C, which was to deceive the demon gods into the God Realm before joining forces with them to fight against the Gods. Obviously this was a mistake.
Thirteen saw the crowds of angels beneath him covering the ground, and the birds in the sky were also coming in an endless stream like an army of locusts, making Thirteen almost unable to see the road ahead.
All kinds of large, super large, and super large war artifacts were concentrated towards the square. The endless army of angels could not be seen. Satan claimed that there were tens of millions of troops in the country. Thirteen estimated that the number of birdmen in heaven was at least this number.
double.
The most important thing is that this is just a paradise, not counting the peripheral reinforcements...
Now Thirteen is really grateful to Michael for throwing Lin Xi into the God Realm and throwing himself into the Demon Realm. If it were the other way around, Lin Xi might have become a forbidden animal of some demon god, while he was turned into a demon by the God Realm with the same enemy.
pet.
Sometimes, destiny is really like Wu Zhu said, it cannot be changed or reversed. Every step in life is like gears meshing with each other, moving forward along the track. If you are lucky, you will be on the road, and if you are unlucky, you will be on the road.
The plane hahaha.
Thirteen leaned on the cold scales of the Frozen Dragon Cub, looked at the huge sun in the distant sky, and began to count his remaining supplies.
On the way to escape from the demon world, Thirteen dropped as many as 200 tons of soul crystal bombs to interfere with the chasing troops behind. After adding the ones consumed in several battles, Thirteen still had only 30 tons of reserves left. He
He could no longer abuse the soul crystal as a bomb like he did in the demon world, because he didn't know how long he would have to fight to get his wife back.
Speaking of which, the air quality in the God Realm is absolutely comparable to the level on the top of the Himalayas. It is equally clean and clear, and equally thin. It feels like the entire God Realm is built on the roof of the world. If Shisan hadn't been in good physical condition, it would have been average.
Human beings without oxygen bottles would surely be miserable.
In addition to oxygen, what is rare here is the spirit of heaven and earth. The unit content of the spirit of heaven and earth in the divine world is less than one percent of that in the human world. If the spirit of heaven and earth in the human world is compared to "Coca-Cola", the spirit of heaven and earth here is
The spirit is *** "Nongfu Spring". It's a bit sweet, but it's just a figment of imagination, right?!
Such content of the spirit of heaven and earth is not enough to support Thirteen to activate his super-divine body and open the door to space. Therefore, even if Thirteen recaptures Linxi and wants to go home, he still has to return to heaven and receive the space door of heaven.
, these are all things for later.
A large number of demonic troops poured into Heaven, and an even larger army of Heaven squeezed the space where they were. No one knew how long the fight would last, and no one knew where the war would spread.
In addition, the divine disaster in the world was completely solved just as Thirteen said. Michael looked at the large number of demon armies and demon gods pouring into heaven. His heart was full of worry, and he issued the order for all angels to retreat, with
The remaining troops abandoned the spirit-gathering platform in the human world and rushed towards the gate of the divine realm in the sky with only a few pieces of the recently collected spirit crystal stones of heaven and earth.
His choice was neither right nor wrong. Although the army of monsters led by Astrology Poetry was huge in number and had enough people to eat to replenish spiritual power, after all, it was only a role that an earth-level paranormal investigator could handle.
There was no advantage in fighting angels that could only be dealt with by heaven-level investigators, and there were heavy casualties.
They were able to besiege them just because they cared about the three spirit gathering platforms. When they gave up their foundation and rushed back to help, the monsters did not stop them at all.
The mighty battle to attack the Big Apple City came to an end with the return of angels and the complete victory and evacuation of the monsters.
The casualties among the 8 million citizens of the Big Apple were far smaller than Victoria had expected. Only one million people died in the half-day battle.
Although it sounds quite cold-blooded, Victoria and the world have already made plans to sacrifice those 8 million people. Brutality is also a human ability.
The world has finally become clean and clear without leaving a single god behind. There is no problem.
The divine disaster only lasted for one month and came to an end. The emergence of monsters, gods, and ghosts also forced the demon-hunting organization that had been hiding in the darkness to surface.
The Underworld Bureau, Area 51, the Episcopal Church, and various organizations have been exposed. To a certain extent, this is a good thing for the practitioners. Mom no longer worries that if they go out early and come back late, they will become bad people. They no longer
You don’t have to worry about being caught by others.
Astrology Shi stood on the rooftop of the Empire State Building, looking at the devastated city and couldn't help but smile, "Let's see if we need to take action..."
"Don't tell me if you don't need it. I'm almost crushed!" Bi Fang was carrying a cannon that was as thick as a tree trunk, 3 meters long, and covered with various metal components on his shoulders. It was almost crushed.
Waist bar.
This weird thing is the Julingtai cannon produced in a miniaturized manner by Jing Xiaoxiao in accordance with Victoria's requirements. It can directly compress the spirit of heaven and earth into cannonballs for use.
Even though it's miniaturized, it still weighs 10 tons. No one except monsters can really carry it.
"I'm so sorry, I have lost the ability to foresee the future. If I could still see the future, I would never let you bring something like this here." Astrology Poetry apologized politely.
"Forget it, as long as we are alive, that is more important than anything else!" Bi Fang smiled happily. Yes, we originally joined the war with the determination to die, but in the end we were able to leave alive. What else is there to complain about?
The war in the demon world came to an abrupt end after the Satan army and the three great gods Qiongqi, Yaozhu, and Chaos left. The remaining soldiers led by Maya safely evacuated from the main city of Satan under the escort of 300,000 demon soldiers.
A battle of revenge between the Taotie Kingdom and the Satanic Empire ended in a way that both sides survived. No one expected that the humanoid overlord Taotie, who came in a hurry, walked away in such a hurry.
However, the legend he left behind will be passed down for a long time. The fighting of the Taotie Corps has established their prestige. For a long time to come, no country will dare to touch their land.
The Taotie Kingdom, which had existed for countless years, finally began to recover, and the things that Thirteen promised to give the demon soldiers a home were fulfilled. The demon soldiers voluntarily took on the defense of the Taotie Kingdom. With their protection, the Taotie Kingdom's industry
and agriculture can be developed again.
By the way, Taotie also annexed several large towns as its foundation, such as the smelting equipment of Soul Eater City, etc...
No matter what, Thirteen didn't just slap his ass and leave after using others in the demon world. What he left behind was something that everyone longed for.