"Have you heard? Have you heard? When the demon world invaded heaven, four demon gods came. God's bitch was pushed to the ground, and the demon gods took turns to fuck her!"
"Your news is extraordinary! It is said that God has counterattacked, and now he is knocking four demon gods to the ground and humiliating them in various ways!"
"No, no! Zeus has already joined and it will become 6p!"
"Didn't Amaterasu go to help out in turtle armor? It is said that the gods and demons on both sides joined forces to beat him. The cries of the tourniquet shocked the heavens and made the gods cry!"
News in the God Realm spreads far faster than the Demon Realm. They have a specially jointly established Bagua Center. Although the God Realm is many times larger than the human world, new news can spread quickly at the speed of light. Whose master is stealing people?
The male god is gay again, who doesn’t even spare animals, etc., there is something new every day.
They even opened a circle of gods, where they can brush up on the gods every day and get first-hand information, which is absolutely perfect!
For a time, the entire God Realm became restless. Many main gods desperately sent private messages to God Yawei. Most of the content was, "Want to help? Come and send me! My guys are ready!"
"Professional in fighting demons for three thousand years, capable of resisting, fighting and assisting, absolutely awesome!"
"Group me! Big sister, I don't want equipment, I just want experience!"
"Want to watch a passionate show? Please +qqxxxxxxxxxxx" This account has been hacked→_→
God took the trouble. Although she found reinforcements, she did not want to expand the battle. After all, the battlefield was in heaven. Damn, they rushed in and trampled all the flowers and plants to death. Not to mention that there were many people and many hands in the battle.
The area is only so big, and if more people come, they can't help. They can only stay behind and wait for alternate attacks. The waiting time is long, and things are thrown everywhere in heaven, such as female angel underwear, snacks from the canteen, etc.
The shame is that even the sanitary napkin can't be seen, you are a gangster, you want this thing to wipe your mouth!!!!
Apart from Heaven, the only thing left that was equally restless was Heaven. In fifteen days, or in fifteen years, Lin Xi had never seen any nervous expression on the faces of these happy and happy guys.
The strength of the Nantianmen garrison increased tenfold. The four heavenly kings came with artifacts in hand and led the team. Erlang Shen, wearing golden armor, stood at the forefront of the team with his gelding Xiaotian.
This is definitely not a gesture to welcome the arrival of any god. In the past few days, Lin Xi has seen many gods coming in and out of the Nantian Gate. Most of them would look up at herself on the Nantian Gate, just because she was wearing a gauze dress.
From this angle, you can just see "Pangci".
A day in the God Realm is too long. Meetings in the Ninety-nine Main Temples can be held almost every day, so it is normal for the main gods to come and go. Some guys even live in the heaven to eat and drink, but at this point
The Jade Emperor of Shang Haotian is very stingy and charges high accommodation fees for those who stay overnight, which is basically the same as the price of a presidential suite for living in a hut.
Of course, the Heavenly Court also provides disaster avoidance services. The Heavenly Court has an order that except for the members of the Ninety-nine Main Temples who can freely enter and exit the Heavenly Court, no member of the God Clan is allowed to enter without authorization. Therefore, the Heavenly Court has also become a refuge for many gods who have done immoral things.
For example, there was a main god who secretly put his mount on his wife's back, but was discovered by his wife. He had no choice but to hide in heaven for a long time on the pretext of a meeting. Finally, the main god's wife went berserk and came to the south with a group of subordinates.
Tianmen wants people, Erlang Shen, the god-king who is infinitely close to the main god, is also tough enough. If you don't let him in, you won't let him in. I have three million heavenly soldiers. Unless you are the city management, otherwise stay away.
Lin Xi sat on the Nantianmen Archway, the most majestic in mythology, and saw too many absurdities in the world of gods. These gods who had infinite sex, but unfortunately could not give birth, were not perfect in mythology. Perhaps they had
Because of their powerful power, they act more irregularly and crazily than humans. Their nerves are beyond imagination, their outlook on life is completely destroyed, and their ethics are zombies, completely unreasonable.
"Looking at the formation below him, Lin Xi thought that the mad goddess from last time was coming to cause trouble again, so she didn't pay too much attention.
But the situation is getting worse and worse. Martial law appears in the heaven. Not only the four heavenly kings are coming, but also the great god Nezha of Santan Haihui comes to help out on the hot wheel.
This is the second god-king who is infinitely close to the main god. If it wasn’t an invasion from a foreign enemy, how could he take it so seriously?
"Ten...three?" Lin Xi couldn't help but think of this name in his mind. To be honest, it had been too long and too long. Lin Xi didn't even remember his appearance in his mind. There was only the outline of a husband. This
It's not that she's not affectionate, it's that the poison of time is taking effect.
The heavenly soldiers set up dozens of roadblocks and planted a wall of thorns in front of the Nantian Gate. They treated it as if it were the presence of a demon god.
Lin Xi, who was originally sitting on the Nantian Gate, stood up and looked up, as eager as looking at a husband's stone.
From daylight in the sky to dusk, after a full three months on earth, the blue dots in the distant sky are heading towards the Nantian Gate with the afterglow of dusk.
It’s just that the setting sun was so fierce that the person with the flying dragon in the background could only see a little shadow. He still walked with that lazy pace, his hands were always hanging on the sword niche ghost behind his waist, and his posture deliberately pointed his crotch towards
The front is straight, the more gangsters you want, the more gangster smile you have.
When Thirteen stopped in front of the Juma roadblock, when he stood on the cloudy ground 500 meters away, he put his hands in front of his mouth and shouted loudly towards Nantianmen, "Honey! I'm here to take you home!"
"
Lin Xi's whole body was shaking and she couldn't help crying. For fifteen days, fifteen years, Lin Xi had been waiting for her man to shout out such words. She had fantasized about seeing each other again countless times. Lin Xi originally planned to be cool with Thirteen
Putting on a face and pretending to be strong, he said, "Why are you here so late, you idiot? Were you fascinated by the goblins in the devil world? Where did the long hair on your shoulders come from? What horse hair? You don't even know how to ride a horse?
Won’t you let it go?”
But... when she heard Thirteen's voice, Lin Xi cried so hard that she couldn't speak, as if she was under a spell. She thought she had forgotten her face, but after seeing Thirteen, she quickly remembered it, as well as the past.
Everything they went through together.
"Old rules, rock, scissors, paper, whoever wins comes first." Erlang Shen held a three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand and said softly to Nezha, who was a head shorter than him.
"Who follows the old rules with you? The old rules are that you are the garrison general of Nantianmen, and you are ordered to defend the place against all intruders, but the so-called invasion is only counted if you step in, and you can't get out of Nantianmen. I think
I'll give you the scissors and the hammer after I've smoked it." Nezha chuckled, and soared into the sky on the smoking Hot Wheels, flying in a curve, instantly jumping over the 500-meter barrier and arriving in front of Thirteen.
"A bold madman dares to break into my heavenly wonderland. What crime should he be punished for?" That person made a leather armor, stepped on the Golden Cloud Wind Wheel, held a purple flame snake tooth gun, tied a thunderbolt Huntian silk around his waist, and hung hundreds of flowers around his neck.
The Qiankun Circle is an artifact from head to toe. It doesn't look like it's for fighting, but more like it's for showing off your wealth. It looks quite like a human Hermès with a slim waist, wearing Versace, Vacheron Constantin on the wrist, and Bellodi on the feet...
But everyone still only remembers the photo of him and Uncle Yao.
There are so many flaws that Shisan can’t complain about. Sure enough, the wife is the most important. “It’s really shameless to the extreme. It’s obvious that you kidnapped my wife, but you ask me what crime I deserve? Do you understand kidnapping a woman? I’m going to be sentenced to 10 years.”
understand?"
"Lin Xi is the fairy of our Heavenly Court. I have played reincarnation with you so many times. Is there anything you are not satisfied with?" Thirteen was stunned by the Heavenly Court Xiaoming in front of him. He had seen shameless ones before, but not one.
Having been so shameless, he abducted someone else's wife and he was so confident and said so loudly and forcefully.
"I'm not here to fight a lawsuit with you. Either get out of the way or die. No gods or demons can stand in my way today!" Thirteen lowered his forehead, raised his left arm, and the blue mad dragon gauntlet instantly appeared.
The ferocious bright red longan on the back of the hand condensed into shape, as if staring at Nezha in front of him.
The frozen dragon cub behind him fell down and roared at Nezha. The roar was like Godzilla.
"Hehe, another demon god's soul body has been created, and a high-level baby has been created. Very good, very good. I thought it would be bad if you were too weak and were killed in one go. Now it seems that even if I try my best
If you attack, you can hold on for a while. My lord Haotian Golden Tower, the supreme supreme nature, the wonderful Miluo, the true Jade Emperor, God has the destiny..." Before Nezha finished speaking, Thirteen had already appeared in front of him.
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"You talk too much nonsense! You will be considered to be cheating on the word count!" Thirteen's crazy dragon gauntlet grabbed Nezha's little face like a claw and knocked it directly towards the ground.
With a loud bang, the Qi Explosion Fist blew away the surrounding clouds. A piece of floor tile on the ground shattered, and frost condensed within a radius of ten meters.
But Nezha was not there. His speed was faster than Thirteen's pushing speed. At the moment of hitting the ground, the weird posture used to parallel the ground had been withdrawn and hovered in mid-air.
"Didn't your mother tell you that it's rude to go to war without declaring it? Are human beings so uneducated? After all, I am also a god-king who is infinitely inclined to the main god. You are so disrespectful and don't even let me finish my sentence? To put it simply
, Haotian Jade Emperor has an order, since you are here, don’t leave, you can’t be beaten to death, but just stay here and breathe.” Nezha grabbed the shoulders with both hands and tore them to both sides, as if his body was broken.
, one part became three in an instant, and even the artifact was made in triplicate. Those who didn’t know it thought that Xiao Ming in the God Realm was a triplet!
And this is exactly Nezha's specialty, the three-headed and six-armed avatar technique, and his heaven-defying cloning ability.
"Haha, your ability is really good, you can treat each other as a baby. But let me tell you quietly, the god king and demon king who is wirelessly approaching the main god and demon... I have already killed a lot of people on the way here, and I am not afraid of killing you again.
, you, and you!" Thirteen said with a ferocious expression.