In today's society, it is not difficult to find a woman who loves you. You don't need to be tall or handsome, as long as you are a rich second generation. You have money in your wallet, love in your heart, big money on your card, and big love in your heart.
Which girl you like will not dump you, first use 10 million to hit her until she lies down, and then use 100 million to hit her to fall in love with you. Although your words are rough, your reasoning is not.
Poor Thirteen just has no money. How could He De make Lin Xi, a white and rich girl, fall in love at first sight? It's not because of his strong desire for life at all times and his arrogance in facing challenges, breaking bones and refusing to admit defeat in the face of gods and demons.
Lin Xi does not expect her man to be a wealthy business tycoon; nor does she expect him to be extremely smart and able to illustrate quantum mechanical equations; nor does she expect him to dominate the world and become a powerful man. She needs to have that strong body to stand taller than
The pines and cypresses are taller and harder than the mountains, and they can not bow down in the face of any difficulties.
Thirteen originally just wanted to make a joke, but Lin Xi suddenly woke him up and stood up on the handrail supporting the bridge.
"Human flesh can no longer satisfy me. I must find a way to reincarnate myself." Thirteen sighed, "Honey, do you know where I can find medicine?"
"Tai Shang Laojun's alchemy room! Come with me!" Lin Xi thought in shock.
The Heavenly Court is under full martial law. Although there are tens of millions of Heavenly Soldiers here, most of them are stationed at the Heavenly Court's frontier fortress. There are not many left inside. The Heavenly Court is so large that it can only be used by countless gods and fairies.
There are large tracts of peach orchards and pastures where mythical beasts are raised. Anyway, the God Realm is a very empty place. Sometimes you can walk for an hour without seeing a single person.
Moreover, Heaven is a place where there are more literary gods than martial gods. Under martial law, the literary gods will stay at home, and the martial gods are the real fighting force, which makes the heaven seem even more empty.
The remaining soul crystals in the sword niche ghost behind Thirteen's waist were consumed at a terrifying speed. This was even more terrifying than Thirteen's activation of the white veins and full firepower. Thirteen felt that even breathing would cause pain like tearing the lungs.
, even if Taotie gives Shisan super recovery ability, it still needs to consume spiritual power.
He kept hurting himself and healing himself, and finally accelerated his consumption of soul crystals.
The number of soul crystals on Thirteen's body has become as scarce as the snacks of a greedy child. Even walking needs Lin Xi's help. Lin Xi keeps kissing Thirteen, almost turning into a kissing fish. She can slow down Thirteen's consumption of soul crystals a little.
A stone's throw of time, but still a drop in the bucket.
The Tooth Purgatory completely opened up Thirteen's transformation into a demon, and also made the human body become overwhelmed. This is a process like a slow suicide. A human normally consumes 1,500 calories a day without exercise; Thirteen used to consume 1,500 calories a day.
It would take 15,000 calories to survive, but now, it directly becomes 15 times 10 raised to the 12th power...
Thirteen didn’t know what kind of person he would have to be to be reborn in order to exhaust himself, who now has two demonic souls in his body. But as Lin Xi said, it took so much hard work to get here, not for the sake of life and death, no matter what
No matter how difficult it is, you have to try.
The full name of Taishang Laojun is One Qi Transformation into the Three Purities. Taiqing resides in the Great Red Heavenly Immortal and ascends the realm of Taiqing Xuanqi. He becomes the Sun God Treasure Lord, the Moral Heavenly Lord, and the Hunyuan God. He is also a name that has a good number of words. The author who named them in the past must be the same.
Writing.
He is regarded as the founder of Taoism and one of the Three Pure Ones of Taoism. He is also a scientific god who is infinitely close to the main god and is even more powerful than some low-end main gods.
His specific strength is unknown, he is obsessed with collecting pills and medicinal herbs, and he does not take seriously the Haotian Jade Emperor's ambition to dominate the three realms of the gods. Apart from being interested in collecting rare materials from the human world, he does not expect anyone to worship him.
The Tushita Palace where he lives is located in the Lihentian area at the center of the heaven. In such a valuable location, it is built on an independent cloud island, equipped with a private marble square, carved dragon gate archway, and even a special cow
Stable for his mount.
I'm lucky today. Taishang Laojun took his two fairy boys and his mount ox out to collect herbs earlier, but he hasn't come back yet.
The huge Tushita Palace was empty, not even a bird. Originally, the security in Heaven was better than that of the socialist Beibang, and no one dared to steal, so Heaven was open at night, but since Lin Xi came, Taishang Laojun's
One head becomes two heads.
Lin Xi once stole sulfur from him and blew up the Golden Palace. This made Taishang Laojun scolded a lot, and he had no choice but to put a Taoist lock on the door.
Lin Xi was very familiar with the Tushita Palace. When he came to the gate, he pushed the door and wanted to go in. However, in the past, the tall wooden door opened as soon as he pushed it, but today he couldn't open it.
"Is it locked, old guy? Open it for me!" Lin Xi put Thirteen aside, and on his right foot, a golden golden silkworm king foot suddenly formed. He jumped up and kicked the wooden door with all his strength, twisting the wooden door.
The dent was like a spring, but the door still opened. Linxi was ejected ten meters away and fell to the ground in a panic.
"Come again!" Lin Xi slid to the ground, gritted his teeth and charged again.
"What's useless is the Taoist Thousand Mechanism Lock!" Lin Xi stopped him quickly, stood up with support on the door panel, and spat on the door panel. The invisible Thousand Mechanism Array suddenly appeared and actually wrapped around the entire pocket like a spider.
The palace is tighter than a safe, emitting bursts of golden light.
"How to open this?" Lin Xi was stunned.
"The Qianji Lock was once used by Lao Gou, but it was not such a large version. He used this thing to lock out-of-print adult magazines that he had collected for many years..." Thirteen said as he came to the pillar and used
A lot of white ash fell off with his fingers, and he returned to the door again.
"and after?"
"Then those magazines became my sexual enlightenment mentors, haha." Thirteen touched the talisman that Bai Gui had drawn on the door panel with his fingers. After only ten seconds, Thirteen opened the Thousand Machine Lock.
"You are really stupid. The only time you can spend alone is enough time to have a child, but you are just wandering around in the middle of the city. I have prepared a team to go to the cave of Lingshan to find you. Now
It seems that I can save a lot of things." Erlang Shen restored his original handsome appearance, and took the roaring dog to land on the open space in front of Tushita Palace. In the sky, there were countless people riding Pegasus.
The heavenly soldiers descended and immediately surrounded Tushita Palace.
Nezha arrived a little later, because he arrived with his godfather Tota King Li Tianwang. High-end goods such as Linglong Pagoda were also brought. The number and lineup of heavenly soldiers increased several times compared to when they were at Nantianmen.
"Stand back and let me do it." Thirteen instinctively wanted to block Lin Xi, but his chest was pushed by Lin Xi's small hands.
Shisan was pushed into the Tushita Palace in astonishment, and Lin Xi watched him quickly close the door from the outside.
"Lin Xi! What are you doing?!" Thirteen pounded the door hard, but it couldn't be opened, because Lin Xi had erased the curse-breaking runes that Thirteen had painted on the door, and Taishang Laojun's Taoist Qianji Lock once again
Activated, the Tushita Palace was completely turned into a restricted area.
"Do what every wife would do, protect her husband." Lin Xi leaned on the door panel.
"I'm sorry, your husband is so fragile and can't take you away now." Thirteen's frustrated head was pressed against the door, as if leaning on Lin Xi's shoulder.
"No, my husband is the best husband in the three worlds. Even if he falls into the devil world and has experienced life and death countless times, he will still come to me. He will never live up to his promise to me. Nothing in the world can stop him from loving me.
My heartbeat.
I remember I once said that his heartbeat was the most beautiful sound in the world, because it kept him alive.
Now I understand that I was wrong, it was dancing for me, thumping, thumping, thumping so hard just to get closer to me.
Thirteen, I will protect you here until you are strong enough to take me home." As Lin Xi spoke, he walked up the stairs to the square. The golden silkworm king foot on his right foot did not fade away, but turned into
The tight-fitting golden armor covered his whole body, leaving only his unruly face exposed.
"Fairy Dootie, you must be crazy to plan to make an enemy of the entire heaven." Erlang Shen frowned and said with contempt.
"My man has never frowned because I am an enemy of the Three Realms, but what should I fear from a group of ridiculous gods?" Lin Xi put his hands on his hips, and his proud figure became even more exquisite under the tight golden armor.
"Fairy Dootie, the Queen Mother has compromised. If you become our enemy again, it will be allowed to hurt you or even kill you." Nezha Chiguoguo threatened.
"Kill me? Can you do it? The locust god is coming!" Lin Xi smiled ferociously and suddenly inserted his hand into his throat and held it, like a drunk girl trying to vomit out all the dirt in her stomach.
"The Roaring Sky Dog, the time for revenge... has come..." Erlang Shen ordered softly. The Roaring Sky Dog, which had lost its own eggs because of Lin Xi, looked up to the sky and roared, and pounced on it with its long legs.
Just when its swooping attack was about to kill Lin Xi's prey, Lin Xi suddenly spurted out countless black locusts towards the flying dog. It was like a tsunami of insects flying out in an endless stream, surrounding many surroundings.
All the remaining heavenly soldiers were forced back.
These 15 days are also 15 years. Lin Xi is not just playing pranks or waiting for the thirteenth. She has used various magical techniques and used all kinds of power to nourish the poison with her body.
transformation and sublimation.
All kinds of divine Gu are nourished in her body in an endless stream. The average human body is simply not able to withstand such ingestion. Unexpectedly, Lin Xi has the support of the Queen Mother. She never gives money to eat the elixir of Taishang Laojun, and goes to Pantaoyuan to eat peaches.
Just depending on how big her appetite is, she drinks the fairy water in Yaochi freely, although she stopped drinking it after she learned that the Queen Mother likes to bathe in it...
"Come on! Anyone who wants to touch my man will die!" Behind Lin Xi, the Locust God, who was the size of a missile speedboat, shouted while shaking his wings.
"This woman... is crazy..." all the gods shouted in their hearts.