There is no point in Shisan struggling with the door. There is no way to open the Taoist Qianji Lock from the inside. The only thing he can do is to try to transform the human body in the shortest possible time.
He stumbled to the Tusita Palace, which was divided into the material room, the body material room, the corpse material room, the alchemy room, the successful elixir pharmacy, the unsuccessful elixir pharmacy, the literature database... and more than 100 rooms.
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In the center of this huge Tushita Palace, there is a huge 30-meter-high copper tripod, which is the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.
Thirteen no longer had any energy to wander around, so he sat under the alchemy furnace and released Linbing Dou and Jianguo, plus a Freezing Crazy Dragon Cub.
"Friends, I really can't walk anymore. Please help me clear this place. Feed me everything you can eat." Thirteen gasped.
"Brother, what do you mean it's edible?" said the bitch, scratching his head.
“It’s just that I won’t become like you after eating it.” Thirteen tried his best to squeeze out a smile.
"Let's start!" Sister Bing rushed out first. Sure enough, she still cared about Thirteen. Thirteen cried when she saw it. It was not that she was moved, but that Sister Bing rushed into the fuel room! Sister, I can't
It’s not a car. Drinking gasoline will make you feel bad!
The cheap bones are not a good thing, so they rushed directly into the drug material room, only to hear the sounds of various strange animals coming from inside. The fortune was good, because I finally walked into the unsuccessful elixir shop, and the competition was the last
Okay, we entered the Success Elixir Shop. The Freeze Dragon Cub walked into the corpse material room.
Now Thirteen no longer has the right to be picky about food. The soul crystal in the sword niche ghost behind him has been consumed. The freezing dragon in his arm does not dare to provide spiritual power to the current Thirteen, because in this way the freezing dragon will also
Will be killed.
The first one to come back was the frozen dragon cub. It reduced to a size of only 20 meters and came in front of Shisan. Its paws and back were empty, only its belly was bulging.
"No..." Thirteen had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, the frozen dragon cub shook its throat and vomited all the corpses in its stomach in front of Shisan. These dead things were piled together and covered with green mucus. Obviously the frozen crazy dragon cub ate these.
The ones that have been chewed have lost their complete shape.
"Quack!" The frozen crazy dragon cub shouted and urged, not understanding what Thirteen was anxious about. It probably meant, "Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold." Or, "Hero, it's done."
Let’s enjoy this bowl!”
"Just die!" Thirteen pounced forward and opened the dental purgatory. His whole body turned into a mouth, a small mountain of disgusting things, and it was finished in just 2 seconds.
The frozen dragon cub happily rushed into the corpse material room again. Thirteen slumped on the sticky floor and was speechless. If eating Xiang with one mouth would make him want to die, eating a hundred Xiang in one breath would make him want to die.
Open your mouth to eat, and each one is equipped with taste buds... Thirteen is almost beyond love.
The most disgusting thing is... Thirteen actually burped.
Thirteen believed that he was eating the most unpalatable food in the world. It wasn’t until Sister Bing brought back a pile of fairy sulfur stones that Thirteen realized how superficial his understanding was.
However, the things they carried could not have the effect of transforming the body. At best, they were supplies that allowed Thirteen to survive for more than ten minutes.
It wasn't until Lin Hedou's pills arrived that Shi San finally touched the edge of transforming his body.
It is common knowledge in the three realms that Taishang Laojun is obsessed with alchemy. In order to obtain the materials for alchemy, he would even make an exception and recruit disciples from the lower realms. This is how Zhang Tianshi was born.
This little old man who is so obsessed with alchemy is also a weirdo in the alchemy world. He has broken the law of the three realms for a long time and refined some useful and useless elixirs. Of course, he is also the largest drug wholesaler in heaven, completing pathological experiments by selling various drugs.
You can also earn certain rewards to obtain more materials.
Among them, the best-selling one is Tianting Viagra. Fairies are not supermen. Occasionally, they may experience symptoms of weakness. When the fairies are in estrus, they act like tigers. They have sex all day long, which lasts for a whole year.
Even if the male god has diamonds, they will be ground into embroidery needles.
As a last resort, many people secretly visited the Supreme Lord, and developed the powerful medicine "Heavenly Viagra", also known as "Seven Days of War", which can ensure that the male god will not fall down within 7 days (seven years) if needed.
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Doubi didn't know this kind of thing, so he just picked it up, poked it, and poured it all into Shisan's mouth. He was intoxicated within 7 seconds of eating it! The third leg in Shisan's crotch stood up like a flagpole.
Standing up, Lindu on the side was shocked, "Wow! Dad! When did you learn the three-legged cauldron? You are older than me, so powerful!"
"Damn! Taishang Laojun is such a pervert, he's still practicing sexual intercourse! Give me some water!" Thirteen felt like there was smoke in his throat, so he quickly took the bucket of water that had been brought in and drank it all.
After drinking it for another 7 seconds, Thirteen felt that everything he looked at was yellow, and his whole body was restless, just like a hundred cats scratching his heart. He lowered his head and looked at "Tianting Viagra Liquid Edition", is this him?
Taishang Laojun has also developed different dosage forms.
Thirteen had no time to care about the strangeness of his body, so he could only continue to eat a lot, no matter what. He didn't know what kind of medicine would be needed to evolve the human body into a divine body. The only good thing was that the changes given by Taotie were in
To save himself, he quickly digested various poisonous, non-poisonous, mutually reinforcing and mutually incompatible medicines.
The more he eats, the more completely Thirteen's body is destroyed. After using Taotie's repair ability to regenerate the body, some of the new body cells are strengthened and become the body of a demon. However, this kind of
The amount is very small, and it takes more than a dozen times of hard work to transform a small part.
He kept eating all kinds of weird things, until Taotie's self-repair ability could no longer keep up with the speed of destruction, Doubi brought a beautifully carved black box from the deepest part of the elixir room.
It looks like the size of another Jiantangui, but the surface exudes gilded gold, which is much more high-end and classy than Jiantangui. Compared with others, it is a genuine product, while Jiantangui is a high imitation...
"Nine Revolutions of Nirvana Pill?" Thirteen saw the words on the box clearly and knew that this was a limited edition good thing. When he opened the box, there were 9 grooves arranged in sequence, 3 of which were empty, and the remaining 6 were placed inside.
Purple colored pills.
To say that this is a pill is entirely based on the author's extraordinary imagination →_→. Each of those things is as big as a billiard ball, but harder than a billiard ball. This thing uses the mythical beast phoenix as the root of the medicine, and the blood of the dragon as the root.
The source of the medicine is the bones of four mythical beasts. Each pill needs to be refined for thousands of years to take shape. After swallowing, it may take a catastrophe to endure.
The main function is to help the gods in cultivation. Take it when their character is advanced to increase the chance of breakthrough. Even the god king who is infinitely close to the main god may directly transform into the main god level if he takes it.
The process of making the Nine-turn Nirvana Pill is very hard and takes a lot of time. Even a pill maniac like Taishang Laojun will no longer refine the pill after completing 9 pills. The reason is that several mythical beasts are about to be beaten by this old guy.
It became extinct, and the Dragon King was so angry that he complained to Taishang Laojun and killed many of his relatives. Divine beasts have no human rights, so Taishang Laojun gave one to the Haotian Jade Emperor as a bribe, but in the end he just punished Taishang Laojun.
If I pay a few hundred pills of Tianting Viagra to the Dragon King, the matter can be settled.
Taishang Laojun ate one pill himself, and gave the remaining one to the Queen Mother. In the end, he kept 6 out-of-print pills.
Thirteen didn't understand the story inside, so his mouth split open to the base of his ears, like a monster in a horror movie, he swallowed the 6 Nine-turn Nirvana Pills.
"Although one pill is good, eating too many will lead to death." The soul of the heaven-defying elixir will cause backlash from the three realms. When the heavenly calamity comes, one out of ten will burp, but Thirteen eats six pills at a time, attracting the Tushita Palace of Heaven.
Dark clouds cover the sun outside, and the heavenly soldiers and generals are restless.
At this moment, Nezha and Erlang Shen jointly took action and pinned Lin Xi to the ground. All the divine Gu caused by Lin Xi were also eliminated. Although everyone was panicked, Lin Xi was too weak after all and was no match for the gods.
"No! Thirteen stole the elixir?!" Erlang Shen pressed Lin Xi and looked up at the strange changes in the sky.
"Is this bastard committing suicide? How many high-level elixirs did he take? I have never seen the battle of Tian Jie Yun before!" Nezha was ashamed. He had also taken such elixirs before he transformed from human form.
He became an immortal, but the battle to overcome the tribulation at that time was not that big at all, probably because everyone had different starting points. Nezha only needed to become a god at that time, while Thirteen had to directly transform into... the strongest demon in the three realms.
Main god level.
"Thirteen!" Lin Xi shouted from the ground.
"Say goodbye to your husband, he is going to get himself hacked to death..." King Tota sighed.
At this time, the Jade Emperor Haotian's order had also been issued to quickly escort Fairy Dootie to the Kunlun Palace where the Queen Mother was.
The catastrophe is approaching, and violent earthquakes are occurring throughout the Lihen Tian area. Even Erlang God Nezha and King Tota have withdrawn from the Cloud Island where the Tushita Palace is located, for fear that the catastrophe will come and they will accidentally serve as lightning rods for others.
They used it, mainly because they were all wearing armor. One used a three-pointed two-edged sword, one used a purple-flame snake-tooth spear, and one also raised a tower. They were really like lightning rods. If not, who would they hit?
Looking inside the Tushita Palace, the 8-magnitude earthquake shook everyone staggering around. Thirteen himself was also struck by the medicine, and his whole body turned green and blue, almost turning into a chameleon.
"Everyone come in!" Thirteen quickly put the Linbing Dou Jiagui bones into the sword niche ghost, and threw the sword niche ghost to the frozen dragon cub. The little dragon built the strongest ice crystal to protect himself and the sword.
The niche ghost is wrapped inside.
Although Thirteen has never taken elixirs, he has read novels about elixirs that can cause catastrophes and will kill you. He looked around to find a place to overcome the tribulations, and finally turned around and saw the copper alchemy furnace behind him...
"Just die! If you can't even kill a monkey, I don't believe you can kill me!" With that said, Thirteen opened the alchemy furnace, raging fire spurted out, and Thirteen plunged into the Supreme Being.