Chapter 492: 3600 Thunderbolts Cross the Tribulation!
Chapter 492: 3600 thunderbolts to overcome the tribulation!
The laws of the Three Realms have their own rules. Although they are invisible, they are everywhere. There is no way of knowing why Heaven created the Three Realms in the first place. The creatures in the Three Realms have never stopped exploring the rules. It is as powerful as the thirty-third heavenly compass of the Jade Emperor Haotian.
Almost omnipotent; Wu Zhu in the world, astrological poems and the like, calculate destiny and predict the future; Satan in the devil world, various bug magic circles emerge in endlessly...
But at the beginning of the creation of heaven, in addition to the three realms, the conservation rules of the three realms were also created. Those who violate the rules will naturally be punished. This is a heavenly calamity.
Just like the theory of numerology without beads, you have to be blind for life and have no heirs to inherit it. Immortals like to eat elixirs and change the rules of practice, and they will be struck by thunder. Satan is accustomed to using black magic circles, resulting in the loss of his lower body functions. Every time
The intercourse requires another black magic circle to be temporarily restored, and...it is also impossible to give birth to an heir.
Swallowing elixirs to overcome tribulations is a common thing in the immortal world. They have even set up a tribulation area specifically for gods who need it. No god will rashly eat elixirs to avoid tribulations while walking on the street.
Generally, to overcome tribulations, gods will choose elixirs that are slightly inferior to one level. For example, a level 40 immortal will only use level 35 elixirs, so the success rate of overcoming tribulations is quite high. Of course, there are exceptions, such as those caused by taking medicine.
With a lucky blow, the medicine was 200% effective, and then he watched the god disappear into ashes.
Theoretically, the God Realm does not like to use elixirs and elixirs to trigger explosive growth in cultivation. Firstly, there is danger; secondly, so what if it increases? There is no need for combat in the three realms. Even if the human world is invaded, human power is not enough.
In order to pose a threat to the gods.
But Thirteen is different. Taking six Nine-turn Nirvana Pills is more uncomfortable than taking more than 10,000 pills of Heavenly Court Viagra. Sometimes the whole body is burning like a burning fire, sometimes it is abnormally cold, sometimes the waist and knees are sore, and sometimes there is constipation and diarrhea...
Plunging into the alchemy furnace, I felt much more comfortable. The hot alchemy fire outside my body burned my skin and made a crackling sound. The heat was conducted into the body through the pores, making the noisy elixir quiet down, probably harmonizing with the heat.
Does taking medicine with water have the same effect?
"I have a little donkey that I never ride. One day I rode it to the market on a whim. I was holding a small leather whip in my hand and I was feeling very proud. I didn't know why it crashed... you're paralyzed!"
He was riding a calf named "Donkey", and he was carrying two fairy boys. The Taishang Laojun, who had returned from gathering medicine, was wearing a Bagua Taoist robe, with long hair and beard, and he was humming a tune cheerfully. But at the end of the song, he suddenly saw his own pocket.
The colorful clouds floating on the roof of the palace immediately changed the lyrics.
"You bastard! Who stole my elixir!!!!" Taishang Laojun was so angry that his beard stood up.
"Seven-colored clouds of tribulation? Master, the thief probably ate the Nine-turn Nirvana Pill. 23333333" said the Golden Horn Fairy Child innocently.
"Not only did he eat the Nine Turns of Nirvana Pill, but the clouds were six layers high, so they must have all been eaten, right? 23333333" Silver Horn Fairy Boy said with an innocent smile.
"Two hell! I told you to lock the inner room! You just refused to listen. Now you are attracting thieves, right?! If you are lazy like a dog, you will get the death punch!" Taishang Laojun was furious, and his muscles bulged all over his body.
, all the Taoist uniforms on his body exploded, and he slapped the two fairy boys in the face twice, directly beating them into the shape of "Big Dipper".
The "Kacha" in the colorful sky thunder fell straight down from the sky, punching a hole the size of a tabletop in the roof of the Tushita Palace. The thunder and lightning directly hit the alchemy furnace, causing the copper alchemy furnace to sparkle with golden light. This
The alchemy furnace is a treasure in the immortal world. It can withstand extremely strong fire for hundreds of thousands of years without changing color. It is a product of the creation of the sky.
It can be said to be a sharp weapon against sky thunder. But it is too early to sit back and relax now. The seven-color sky thunder is red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple. Each one is more than 10 times more powerful than the previous one.
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I thought that hiding in the alchemy furnace would be safe, but as the saying goes, the thunder from the sky hooked the fire on the ground, and the lightning failed to hit Thirteen, but it made the flames in the alchemy furnace become more intense! The scorching temperature is better than throwing it into the magma
It was even more uncomfortable inside, and the skin on Thirteen's body could no longer heal itself, directly burning the skin layer.
The Frozen Crazy Dragon, a soul body that was born to be the nemesis of fire, also huddled up and took refuge next to Shisan's soul body. This shows that the flames are extremely terrifying.
"Fuck! Who said the alchemy furnace won't burn monkeys to death?!" Thirteen yelled through gritted teeth, his lips already burned off, "Damn Wu Cheng'en! You're teaching this kid a bad way!"
Just when Thirteen called out, orange thunder fell from the sky with a crack! The roof almost turned over and the wind pressure pushed the nearby gods far away.
Immediately afterwards, the colorful sky thunder clouds seemed to have eaten Xuanmai and could no longer stop. Thunder and lightning of various colors formed a team and violently blasted the alchemy furnace, making the huge copper furnace jump on the ground.
Turning around without stopping.
The flames in the furnace blinded Shisan's eyes, and he could no longer feel what was left in his body.
What is slightly comforting is that the fire accelerated the digestion and absorption of the Nine-turn Nirvana Pill in Thirteen's body. Originally, with the intestines and stomach of the Lord God, it would take a year of the God's season to digest such a pill. Taotie is a demon god who is good at digestion, and he also needs gods.
The time of day of the world seasonal period.
However, in the alchemy furnace activated by the sky thunder, Shisan was carrying 6 Nine-turn Nirvana Pills, which melted in his body at the same time. In the furnace fire, it reached an unprecedented 100% absorption rate.
Zero loss, zero volatility, more powerful than eating golden garbage.
The sky thunder destroyed the Tushita Palace. The house where Taishang Laojun lived for who knows how long was turned into a sieve by the sky thunder. It deflected a total of 3,600 sky thunders and lasted for 10
minute.
After the colorful dark clouds in the sky dispersed, the Tushita Palace at dusk had collapsed and turned into a pile of ruins. Even his little donkey's cowshed and the outdoor hot spring were completely destroyed.
Erlangshen looked at the ruins with all kinds of smoke in front of him with shame. It was hard to imagine that Thirteen could survive under such a thunder formation.
"How many elixirs did this bastard take? He almost pissed himself with fear..." Nezha walked to Erlangshen's side in shame. He had never seen such a heart-rending scene of calamity. It felt like Shisan killed Tian's biological father.
Likewise, they suffered brutal and inhumane retaliation.
The Jade Emperor of Haotian has a destiny not to kill Thirteen, the key to the divine world, but before anyone takes action, Thirteen has already done it himself? Is this a self-written novel?
Many gods didn't know what to do for a while. Clean up the ruins and dig out Shisan's body? Thank God, after 3600 thunders, not even the ashes were left, even the soul was burned out.
"What should we do now? There are no scum left, how can we deal with the Haotian Jade Emperor?" Nezha's heart felt cold. You must know that in order for Thirteen to grow to this point, the Haotian Jade Emperor has gone from being a god to a demon in the last time.
He started planning after the war. He devoted all his efforts to Thirteen, which was more than having sex with him and giving birth to a baby. Now, even though Thirteen was looking for shit on his own, it was inevitable that the Jade Emperor would not vent his anger on them.
, the feeling of wearing small shoes is not pleasant. Not to mention that the Jade Emperor Haotian is a famous stingy man. Marshal Tianpeng was the one who hooked up with Haotian's mistress Chang'e, and now he still has a pig's head and has not changed back to his original shape...
"This guy Thirteen is a bitch in life and a bitch in death. It would be good to clean up this place first and dig out some dregs." Erlang Shen sighed helplessly.
"All the heavenly soldiers listen to the order and remove the ashes!" King Li Tianwang of Tota gave the order. With a look of sadness on his face, many heavenly soldiers stepped onto the ruins of Tushita Palace and began to clean up the various incomplete fragments. It was not that they felt they were dirty.
Their hands insulted their status as heavenly soldiers, but their job became to find the ashes belonging to Thirteen in a pile of ashes... It was like looking for a leaf in the forest.
Moreover, there is only one way to distinguish ash... and that is to taste it yourself. If they don't find Shisan's ash, these heavenly soldiers will already have diarrhea.
Large-scale ruins were moved away one by one, and the damage caused by the colorful sky thunder was astonishing. Almost nothing was left in the Tushita Palace, not even a grain of Heavenly Court Viagra could be found.
At this moment, two things were unearthed from the ruins at the same time. One was an ice block formed by the frozen dragon cub. The ice block that used to be three stories tall is now only one person tall, and a sword niche.
The ghosts were frozen inside together. The other one was Taishang Laojun's copper alchemy furnace which fell to the side. The surface was still reflecting the colorful light. Obviously, the high temperature caused by the thunder had not faded away, even if it was replaced with heat-insulating armor.
Even the heavenly soldiers dare not touch it.
Although it did not fall to the mortal world and turn into a mountain of fire, the surface was so damaged that it could no longer be used.
It's too hot to mess with, but it's too cold to be bothered. Dozens of heavenly soldiers surrounded the ice that was melting on the surface. The Freeze Dragon Cub wanted to protect the Sword niche ghost to the death, but its power was almost at its limit. Just now
When 3,600 sky thunders landed, it was the one closest to the center of the tribulation. He spent a lot of energy to prevent himself from being torn into pieces or scorched by the residual power of the sky thunder, and now he is weak.
But at this moment, a loud "thud" sound came from the ruins, which frightened many of the heavenly soldiers. They looked around and thought it was just an illusion, but then there was another "thud" sound.
A sound came.
This time everyone heard clearly. The sound came from Taishang Laojun’s alchemy furnace...
"How...is it possible?" Erlang Shen, Nezha, and Tota Li Tianwang, the three god kings who were infinitely close to the main god, were all shocked.
They simply couldn't imagine that Thirteen could survive in such an environment, because even if it were them, they wouldn't be able to survive.
With 3,600 thunders hitting the sky, even a lightning rod will be chopped into ashes, right? Will it be fine if there are more alchemy furnaces? That is Taishang Laojun's fierce fire alchemy furnace that can even turn ashes into water!