"Hello, dear fellow dead passengers, there are only 3 minutes left before the death train will enter the space barrier area. Once it enters the crossing stage, you will be separated from the mortal world. Please be careful if you don't want to die again.
Use the handrails, fasten your seat belts, hug the girls around you, and the most important thing is to protect your own anus to avoid misfortunes during the descent." Guitou acted as the train conductor and had no moral integrity during the broadcast.
He reminded that this was the first time for many souls to play like this, and they all acted nervously.
"We only have 3 minutes left." Facing the largest chrysanthemum in history, Thirteen put away the sword slave in his hand. This sharp sword was obviously not qualified to be a stepping stone for this chrysanthemum.
"Do we have to get out from here? It looks... very tight." Mei Niang said with a confused look on her face.
"One chance, use my strongest posture to open the door. You must seize the opportunity to pass through, and then walk back along the railway track, and you can return to the world on the ground." The spirit release machine in Thirteen's hand clicked and bit the new one.
The blade of the sword.
"You won't come with me?" Mei Niang was shocked again.
"I have maintained the Nijin Jue for 15 minutes. If I push the limit again, my whole body will be stiff and unable to move. I can't escape, but you can." Thirteen lowered his forehead and pulled out the sword from the sword niche ghost behind him.
A black blade.
Ghost Kiss, made from the sharp claws of the Ghost King's generals, is a rare demonic blade in the world. The frightening anger spread quickly to the surroundings when Shisan held the hilt of the sword, and the ghosts on the side shrank into fear.
The whole body of Thirteen is surrounded by black smoke that persists like ink stains.
"Is it worth dying for me?" Mei Niang asked softly.
"It's not worth it, but it's worth climbing up from the underworld for you. Give me some motivation to live. The outside world is so dirty and my future is so miserable. I can only remember that a beauty like you is waiting for me.
Going back can give me strength.
I'm a fan of looks and long legs. I like your breasts and your waist. Even if you scold me, I'm still a pervert who collects your underwear and enjoys it." Thirteen has never been so honest.
Pass.
This may be the most shameless confession in the world. Only people who have eloped with their face and self-esteem can say such words. But it makes Mei Niang feel like she has returned to the river in the middle of winter, with white snow, heavy snowfall, and everything condensed.
, including one’s own heart.
"I'm sorry, I don't love you enough. What I love more than your beauty is my own life. That's it." The man in the cloak said.
"You said you would love me forever, you said you were willing to die for me, why did you lie to me?" Mei Niang's hand holding the bamboo umbrella shattered the handle.
"Don't be stupid. How can there be an idiot in this world who is willing to die for a woman? Practitioners like me have already understood the value of life. We cherish our lives more than anyone else. You are not worthy of letting us abandon our future."
The man chuckled and said, "Farewell here, I hope your path of cultivation will be smooth."
Mei Niang didn't say anything, but hugged Shi San's neck tightly again. She bit Shi San's lips fiercely, and kissed Shi San with all her strength until Shi San almost suffocated. The tongue
Emotions like a bursting dam poured into Thirteen's mouth, completely ignoring the hostility surrounding Thirteen.
"No time!" Thirteen pushed the beauty in his arms away, inserted a hose from the spirit release machine into his heart, then took out an auto-injector, and inserted it like a heartbeat needle.
In one second, 5 ml of Lin Xi's semen was injected into his chest directly into his heart.
Thirteen's aura completely changed at this moment, causing even the flying Grandpa Guitou to tense up. The black violent energy rushing over his body turned into a gorgeous flame and swayed, and Thirteen clicked the release button.
With two clicks of the Lingji gear handle, he skipped the second gear and advanced to the third gear range. The thin black blade in his hand emitted a dazzling black light.
There are multiple levels of spiritual release machine. The second level is karmic fire, red flame, which burns all souls in the world; the third level is Lihuo, black flame, which burns the heaven and earth according to numerology!
Thirteen had never turned on the third gear of the spirit release machine. It felt like the conduit connected to the heart was about to pull out the soul. When he was still conscious, he inserted a knife into the huge anus.
"Give! Ink! Traces!" Ghost Head shouted with a red face. The train braked urgently but it was too late. It rushed out of the broken iron cabinet and fell towards the endless abyss. Each section sank downwards.
Sometimes, it makes the whole carriage tremble.
Thirteen's stab caused Ghost Head's vagina to open and instantly swelled into a hole. Before Thirteen Ghost's kiss could dissipate, he grabbed Mei Niang's collar and threw her away from the hole.
go out.
Through the chrysanthemum that began to shrink, Mei Niang saw a blood-stained but smiling face.
The eternal separation between heaven and man probably describes the scene at this moment. Time is too fast to see you carefully, and I wish I could grow old in an instant and never be separated. If I can give up the whole world, at least you are worth cherishing...
All pretense was put down at this moment, everything was just for the feelings that sprouted in her heart. Behind Mei Niang, two white fox tails suddenly shot out from under the coat, and rushed into the train as fast as lightning.
The moment the chrysanthemums closed up, the stunned Thirteen was pulled out of the death row.
One person and one demon were floating in the endless dark void. The Death Ship passed through the black barrier beneath them and disappeared. Only the breath of the two people was left in the silent surroundings.
"Who...are you?" The black tendons on Thirteen's body faded away, Nijinjue was dispersed, and all the muscles in his body became stiff. Thirteen didn't even have the strength to flutter from Mei Niang's tail.
"My name is Mei Niang." Mei Niang hugged Shi San's strong waist from behind.
"I mean...why do you have a tail?" Thirteen was amused.
"Because I am a monster, I have a tail. My backup name in the Underworld Bureau is Thousand-Eyed Twin-tailed Fox. I have been practicing Taoism for 500 years since I cultivated human form. If you still want to know, I will tell you
.I think you know me better, and I will tell you whatever you are curious about." Mei Niang's tail was so soft and wrapped around their bodies, tightly entwining them together.
"Excuse me...will you drain my yang energy?" Shisan has been a temporary ghost-catcher for 8 years, but has never met a monster once. Monsters are like legendary creatures to him. He only knows
This kind of creature is very powerful. It is another version of the practitioner. And because of its unique life form, their practice is far more talented and efficient than humans. Catching one at random and living for hundreds of years is like playing. Life has no impact on them.
For example, a yawn can last for decades.
Although they are very powerful, they are not as scary as imagined, because monsters act very low-key. The monsters in China are divided into two factions, the North and the South. They signed a peaceful coexistence agreement with the Underworld Bureau thousands of years ago. They possess high-power magic.
Disguise yourself as a human, hide in the human world, and practice while enjoying the life changes brought about by the changes of the times.
They will not interfere in the political situation. Only guys with twitchy brains will want to rule the world. People outside the society of monsters cannot understand it at all. Even if there are violators, they have their own internal handling mechanism and rarely open their hands to human beings for investigation.
Members intervene.
The earth-level investigators of the Underworld Bureau are almost as idle as the heaven-level investigators, which makes the earth-level investigators even more of a symbol of strength.
"Why should I suck your yang energy? The monster's spiritual power does not have to be obtained from people. Chicken, duck, fish, and ordinary food will be fine." Mei Niang suddenly felt that Thirteen was so cute and cute.
Let someone pinch him.
"Oh, that's good, that's good. Then can you take me up there first? Actually, I'm a little afraid of heights, and your hair makes me itchy." Thirteen said sheepishly.
Like a fairy in the legend, Mei Niang took Shi San and flew back along the railway track. Monsters are really powerful. They can fly after a certain level of cultivation. Unlike humans, Shi San remembers that only heaven-level monsters can still fly.
Only a few ground level investigators have mastered some methods of flying, while the rest of the land bugs can only wander around blindly on the ground.
In the darkness, Thirteen kept secretly looking at Mei Niang who was very close at hand. He was a bit stupid but not an idiot. At this moment, he could basically understand that everything was arranged by the woman in front of him. It was obvious that her farce almost killed him.
However, Thirteen could not hate the woman in front of him. This was unscientific. Later, he thought that everything the goddess did was right, and he felt relieved.
Mei Niang flew very fast, and it didn't take long before she brought Thirteen back to the messy platform. Outside the station, the rescue vehicle was noisily putting out the fire caused by Thirteen's crash.
"Are you feeling better?" Mei Niang half-crouched beside Shi San and asked with concern.
"It's okay. Nijinjue forcibly reverses the direction of blood flow to strengthen the body, but the side effect is that the body will be paralyzed. I used it too hard this time, and it will probably take a few hours to recover." Thirteen smiled awkwardly.
road.
"What would you think if I said I wanted to be your woman?" Mei Niang suddenly changed the subject.
"I...want to see it with =glasses?" Thirteen swallowed and asked.
"Do you understand what I mean? I want to have sex with you." Mei Niang said more bluntly.
"Maybe not now, I can't move yet, not even my little brother, maybe someday." Thirteen said helplessly.
"Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?" Mei Niang was a little annoyed by Shi San, even though she confessed so straightforwardly.
"I'm not a fool, and I understand what you mean. If you were a human, I would definitely agree to it without hesitation, but... the problem is that you are a monster. Although I consider myself not picky about food, when I went to a in Linxi,
I can accept it up to my godmother’s point of view. But animals...I really haven’t tried it yet. Can you please let me go back and watch more "Man and Beast" to adjust my sexual orientation?"