Mei Niang got a result that didn't count. She had lived for 500 years, but she had only met two men who made her heart beat. Although one was suave and talented, he was a sanctimonious hypocrite; the other was a lustful person who had lost all moral integrity.
, but sincere and courageous.
It's a pity that one of them wiped his mouth and refused to admit it after fucking, and the other just looked at it and didn't dare to fuck...
"I'm leaving first." Mei Niang said goodbye with some disappointment and left the station. She didn't see the reluctance in Thirteen's eyes. You must know that when she was "held hostage" by the young master and got on the train, he was so reluctant.
Let go, it is so complicated now.
"Are you stupid? Why don't you introduce me to me!" Xiaoqiang climbed onto Shisan's shoulder.
"She's a monster, didn't you see? She has a tail!" Thirteen was the one who resented the most. It can be said that "the beauty of the country makes me look at her, but I can't fuck animals."
"Monsters are indeed a bit tricky, but animals are better than plants. If you meet a flower fairy, you will be doomed. The couple's life depends on bees." Xiaoqiang grinned and said.
"I was really careless in making friends, how did I meet you?" Thirteen's whole body was still stiff, and he could only lean back with a little force, lying on the cold floor.
Not long after Mei Niang left, the medical staff came down with a stretcher. Shisan's heartbeat became chaotic under the influence of Nijinjue. The doctor who examined him was frightened and kept calling for him to be sent away.
Go to the hospital. Shisan calmly asked for a few bottles of glucose first.
The noisy night ended in a peaceful way. No one died in this night of catching ghosts. The young master fell into the underworld, and Yue Ru's ghost mark naturally disappeared. Mei Niang's true body revealed to Thirteen,
He unexpectedly gained the favor of the goddess so quickly, he just needed to overcome a small psychological obstacle.
And Lin Xi had no way of knowing what happened. She drank too much wine and slept so deeply that she didn't remember what she did all night long.
It wasn't until eight o'clock in the morning, when she turned over sweetly, that she was hit hard on the head with a stick and woke up from her sleep.
When she opened her eyes, she saw a guard standing straight under the cloth and a few solid abdominal muscles. "I'm going! What do you want to do?!" Lin Xi was so frightened that she sat up.
"Sorry, it was a natural reaction in the morning, I didn't mean it." Thirteen yawned and sat up straight, his legs were numb. He was still naked, with a bandage on his head and a glucose sling hanging beside him.
Bottle, some blood stains on his body have not been completely wiped off. Thinking about it, he had not had an easy night.
Fortunately, the wound on his head was sutured, and he regained the ability to move his limbs 2 hours after going to the hospital. Instead of going home, he ran out of the hospital in the middle of the night, intending to call Lin Xi who was serving as a bait.
When I got home, I found that this guy slept so sweetly.
Sorry to disturb the beauty, but also very sleepy, Thirteen sat on the sofa in front of Lin Xitou and rested for a while. Unexpectedly, this girl was like a cat, she liked to sleep on people's bodies, and she climbed up little by little.
Thirteen thighs.
"What's wrong with you? What happened last night?" Lin Xi, who was hungover, still had a headache, but looking at Shisan, it should be more painful than him.
"The trouble has been solved, and the ghost has been saved. Although he encountered danger, luckily he survived. You are lucky, the evil ghost did not take a fancy to you." Thirteen had to admit that Mr. Holding the Flute's vision, Mei Niang had nothing but
Lin Xi's bad temper was better than Lin Xi's in all aspects. But Lin Xi's serious expression when she was nervous about him always made Shi San feel quite useful.
"What do you mean you didn't like it? Who did he choose?" Obviously Lin Xi and Shisan have different concerns.
"It's Mei Niang. Her height is 175cm and her legs are about the same as yours, but she has 34D breasts. As expected, the goal he chose has little to do with bikinis. The important thing is to have materials." Thirteen nodded seriously.
"Since I'm so clueless, even a ghost can look down on me, why are you using me as bait? Do you think the wine tastes good?! Do you think chatting with an old man is fun?! Do you think wearing a bikini isn't cold?
?!" Lin Xi raised his fists, with veins on his forehead exposed, but he couldn't move because the Thirteen with his head wrapped in front of him looked like a pitiful dying patient, so he had to let this guy go.
"Is it dangerous?" Lin Xi's words suddenly softened again.
"Well, I almost went to the underworld to play chess with the Lord of Hell." Thirteen nodded gently.
"Next time let's not do such a dangerous job, okay? I'm afraid you'll die." Lin Xi's pleading tone sounded so gentle.
"What, have you fallen in love with me?" Thirteen said in surprise.
"No, my dream is to one day cut your neck with my own hands, pull your dog tongue out of your mouth and put it back into a bow tie. If you are killed by some weird thing, the body will be gone.
If I get eaten, where can I go to fulfill my dream?" Lin Xi said extremely seriously.
"Lin Xisang, you are becoming more and more harsh. It seems that you have adapted to your role as an investigator. Very good, very good. If you don't mind, can we go home first? My balls hurt after sitting for too long.
Ah." Thirteen still spoke unabashedly.
With this, the life between Shi San and Lin Xi ended. Although the young lady was kind, she had been brainwashed for a long time. If Lin Xi didn't return to her normal identity, she would be forced to have several godfathers out of her by the daily snowflakes of money.
Thirteen's experience in the past two days made him deeply understand that in addition to drinking with you and letting you join hands, young ladies also have a sad heart. Therefore, when going to entertainment venues in the future, he should feel more about them.
heartbeats, and use your hands to soothe their souls.
After leaving Shuiyunjian, Thirteen took Lin Xi to the car. Lin Xi's eyebrows twitched and his heart almost stopped.
"Where is our car?" Lin Xi asked softly.
"Isn't this it?" Thirteen said seriously, pointing to an object.
"I'm talking about the red BMW mini, the one with automatic transmission and leather tables and chairs."
"If you like, we can also paint it red, replace the seat with leather, and have an automatic transmission. I guarantee that it will never move if you don't step on it." Thirteen squinted into the distance.
, just because what was parked in front of them was an old mountain bike.
"You lost your car, why don't you just die?!"
Lin Xi's anger is so intense, please look at it in this context - this is the imperial capital, it's past 8 o'clock in the morning on a weekday, all the taxis are hiding in small corners playing cards to avoid the rush hour, the subway station is simply a battlefield, and there are perverts
He will hide under the seat and touch your feet. The queue in front of the bus will make you think they are second-rate dealers waiting to buy the new Apple mobile phone. This is a time when people are alone. If you want to use it, go to the direction of home.
It's 30 kilometers away from here.
"I came directly from the hospital at 5 o'clock in the morning. It's good to steal a bicycle. You can't expect me to bring an ambulance over, right? It's just a ride." Thirteen complained incessantly.
Helpless, Lin Xi once again played the role of driver, because Thirteen pitifully complained of a headache and suffered from hypoglycemia again. Then there was a scene on the road where a long-legged girl was tiredly walking in front, and Thirteen was sitting tight in the back seat.
He hugged Lin Xi's waist tightly and leaned on her back while eating tofu. Passers-by looked at this wretched-looking Thirteen with a "worse than a beast" look.
As a reward, Thirteen told the story of last night to balance Lin Xi's mood. Thirteen didn't go into detail, such as kissing, hugging, and the part where his heart was beating wildly in her arms.
It's been omitted.
However, knowing that Mei Niang was a monster still shocked Lin Xi. She never thought that the vixen in mythical stories would actually appear next to her, even though she was already in the unrealistic business of catching ghosts.
Already.
"Does she like you?" Lin Xi couldn't help but ask after hearing the part about the final confession.
"She probably doesn't like it. She has never met my mother." Thirteen continued to make jokes.
"Your sister never answers questions seriously. Forget it, forget it if you don't want to say it. You are not a good person anyway. A pervert and a fox are a perfect match!" Lin Xi didn't know why he was unhappy, "I said,
Do you know what love is?"
"Zao Ai? Of course you know, you don't understand what I'm teaching you!" Thirteen still didn't do what he was doing. Lin Xi held the handle with one hand and slapped the back with the other hand, hitting Thirteen in the side of the face. "I'll wipe it, mom said, hit someone."
Don’t slap me in the face!”
"Separate the two words "zuoai" with a comma, okay? I don't understand. You always drool when you see a beautiful woman, and flutter when you see a big breast. Have you ever thought about what else you have left besides your pussy?" Lin Xi looked at it.
He asked softly from the front.
"Believe me, I definitely know what love is. Women always like to ask men, if I were not so beautiful, if I had a bad figure, if I had a bad temper, would you still love me?
In fact, love is a whole. Your beauty, your figure, and your good temper are all part of you. Why do you have to put these aside to talk about it? Why do people still like you when you don't have anything you want? Are you stupid?
"Thirteen immediately opened the chatter box and educated.
"I don't want to argue with you anymore. If you want to fuck an animal, just fuck an animal! You're such a pervert. If you contract some bird flu, stay away from me and don't infect me." Lin Xi was still angry.
"Please, foxes are canines, not poultry, okay? You're still a college student. Biology is taught by the Chinese teacher, right?" Thirteen couldn't see Lin Xi's angry face, and still didn't say irritatingly, until Lin Xi turned around and looked at her fiercely.
After one glance, Thirteen closed his mouth knowingly.
After riding his bike back to his home in the cemetery, Lin Xi went straight back to his room and never came out again. After Thirteen took a shower, he returned to the computer. He experimentally downloaded a few Japanese movies of Man and Beast, using fast forward
After looking at the way for a while, he leaned on the seat in confusion, "I am a pervert... but this is so fucking perverted... I still... can't accept it."