The blue sky and white clouds. From time to time, a few cranes pass by the lake, causing ripples. The breeze blows on the face, and the light natural fragrance with an elegant earthy smell lingers on the tip of the nose. It is like a fairyland on earth. Zhang Zeyi
He looked at the scenery in front of him in surprise, and a question came to his mind, where is this?
Waves of fairy music sounded. Zhang Ze heard the sound and went away, only to see a small island slowly appearing in the middle of the lake. The shore of the island was covered with grass and the trees in the center were lush. A woman draped in silk was singing and dancing. What a peerless beauty.
Looking at the dancing woman, Zhang Ze wanted to rush over and take a look at her beauty. However, what should he do to reach the small island in the middle of the lake? Looking around, Zhang Ze finally found a small boat by the lake and quickly ran to it.
, picked up the oar and rowed hard towards the center of the lake.
Getting closer and closer to the island, through the silk clothes on the woman's body, Zhang Ze seemed to see that wonderful and colorful body, such a beauty in the world. Suddenly, the woman looked back and smiled at Zhang Ze, as if she meant it.
Unintentionally, Zhang Ze lost his mind with that soul-stirring expression, and the saliva in his mouth started to overflow without realizing it.
This woman should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to smell it in the human world. Zhang Ze felt some moisture in his nose. He swallowed a handful of saliva and reached out to touch his nose. He suddenly felt a warmth. When he lowered his head, he saw the red touch on his finger.
Zhang Ze felt ashamed.
As a senior otaku, Zhang Ze naturally did not want to be embarrassed in front of a beautiful woman. He bent down and washed himself in the lake. He picked up the paddle again and rowed to the shore with all his strength. As soon as the boat docked, Zhang Ze
I couldn't wait to jump off the boat, feeling the soft grass under my feet. I made a pose that I thought was cool, adjusted the glasses on the bridge of my nose, and looked up at the woman.
With a puff, Zhang Ze's nosebleed spurted out, and he flew backwards and fell to the ground. The screen was cut off, leaving only the unconscious muttering: "Transparent silk clothes, 36d..."
"No, how could I rush to the street so quickly? I have to get up, the beauty is right in front of me." The thought of seeing the beauty's face lingered in Zhang Ze's mind, and his whole body immediately felt full of strength. He stood up like a carp, um, he didn't get up.
, continue, still not up, okay, I got up, Zhang Ze turned over, stood up quickly, wiped his nose, flicked into the air, made a pose and smiled at the woman: "Beauty, can you touch me?
Five thousand.”
"Go to hell." The beauty kicked Zhang Ze straight into the air, and Zhang Ze had only one thought in his mind when he was unconscious. That little panty was made of black lace...
..
"It's so comfortable." Zhang Ze couldn't help but want to stretch, but found that he couldn't move at all. What happened? Zhang Ze opened his eyes in confusion, but saw darkness all around. What happened? Zhang Ze tried to recall what happened before.
My experience was that I was playing a game and fell asleep while playing. Then I had an unforgettable erotic dream. When I woke up, I found that I couldn't move.
"you're awake."
"who?"
"It's me." As soon as the voice in the darkness finished speaking, a beam of light shone out of thin air, and then a man wearing an alien mask appeared in the light.
"Mom, what the hell is this."
"Shut up, I'm the Tucao star." The triangular hare lips of the Tucao star opened and closed, as if they were like chrysanthemums in bud.
Nowadays, the masks are so lifelike. Even the mouth can be made so vivid. You are complaining about the star, you are a kidnapper. Don’t think that I don’t know who you are just by wearing a mask? Zhang Ze knew that he must have encountered the legendary kidnapper.
, in order not to anger the kidnappers, Zhang Ze cooperated: "I don't complain about the Undead Stars."
"Listen, our Tucao star is the highest existence in the universe. When we traveled around the earth, we suddenly discovered that your complaining energy is amazing." The Tucao star coughed lightly, but in the blink of an eye, his head suddenly became larger, and his expression looked extremely angry, and he looked at
Zhang Ze roared angrily: "NTM is just a scumbag with a complaint energy of only 3. I have traveled around the universe and have never seen anyone with such a low complaint energy, so I decided to change you, wake up, and scratch the year!"
Isn’t this kidnapper a lunatic? He was so unlucky to meet a lunatic. Zhang Ze sighed and said, “Isn’t it bad that the complaint index is low? By the way, Mr. Tucao Star, what on earth do you want to do? I have no money and no power, but
I'm just a hard-working senior otaku, what's the point of kidnapping me?"
"Increase the Tucao energy by 5 points? Yes, it does have potential." The Tucao star raised his hand and looked at the electronic watch on his hand, muttering to himself.
"Now is not the time to talk about this." Damn psycho, what on earth do you want to do? Zhang Ze felt like he was going to be angry.
"The lights are on." The Tucao star snapped his fingers, and all the dark places lit up. Then, the Tucao star said, "It's a waste of time, and try to become a Tucao star."
"Crazy." Zhang Ze couldn't help but muttered, and then lowered his head to check his body. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it. He was startled when he saw it. Zhang Ze squinted his eyes and found that he was indeed not dazzled. What's going on? Where is my body?
"Don't look anymore, I have already helped you transform your body, spend your time and work hard towards becoming a great Tucao star." The Tucao star made a scissor hand gesture.
"Transform your sister. What did you transform me into without my permission?" Zhang Ze was angry. I don't care if you are an alien or not, give me back my body.
"Sorry, once transformed, it will never be returned, oh yeah." The alien's eyes flashed and he disappeared in front of Zhang Ze in an instant.
"Come back to me and give me back my body." Zhang Ze roared angrily.
The energy of complaining has increased to 10 points. Congratulations to Zhang Ze, who has taken the first step towards becoming a great star of complaining. The woman in Zhang Ze's dream appeared in Zhang Ze's mind, but this time Zhang Ze looked at the half-naked woman in his mind without any appreciation.
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Ze opened his lips and said, "Who are you?"
"Uh-huh." The woman hummed, looked at Zhang Ze shyly and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm the Tucao Elf."
You are dressed like a goblin, you are so shy, Zhang Ze couldn't help but mutter, straightened the collar of his clothes and said: "What on earth is going on?" (Don't doubt it, this is in the mind, the soul state is of course a human being.)
"Do you want to hear something more complicated or something simpler?" The woman walked up to Zhang Ze, her red lips opened slightly, and a wave of warmth brushed against Zhang Ze's ear, which refreshed Zhang Ze's mind.
Licking his tongue, Zhang Ze kept struggling in his heart, whether to throw himself down or to throw himself down. In the end, the senior otaku's real name made Zhang Ze make a choice. He looked at the woman with a cold face and said seriously: "Simple
point."
"You traveled through time."
"Have I traveled through time?" Zhang Ze was stunned. This was too concise. He immediately smiled bitterly and said: "That's a little more complicated."
"You were transformed by the Tucao Stars and then traveled through time."
"Are you really a complainer?" Zhang Ze was angry. He was so concise when he needed information.
"Dear, it's your fault." The Tucao elf straightened up the pair of murderous weapons on his chest, and instantly Zhang Ze fell into a coma with a nosebleed.
"Dear, five thousand yuan." The complaining elf smiled sweetly and disappeared in front of Zhang Ze.
Waking up from coma again, Zhang Ze finally understood what happened. It turned out that when he was playing games, he was seen by the complainers. When he saw Zhang Ze quarreling with people while playing games, he would often just dismiss his opponent with one sentence.
There were no emotional fluctuations, so the Tucao Stars deeply felt that Zhang Ze's ability to complain was too low. Out of humanitarianism, the Tucao Stars directly modified Zhang Ze's body while he was sleeping, in order to better train Zhang Ze to become a Tucao.
Starman, so he complained about Starman and transferred Zhang Ze to another space, so the first act of the story came about.
Every ten points of Tucao energy can be used to summon a Tucao. As for other uses, Zhang Ze doesn’t know yet.
"Complaint summons." Zhang Ze weakly recited the miserable summoning spell. What the hell, the summons must be summoned with complaints. There was a flash of light, and a humanoid creature wearing a gray robe appeared in front of Zhang Ze, covered by a red cloth.
The face and the blue skin vaguely visible under the hat resemble the acolyte in Warcraft.
"La la la la la la la la." The acolyte started dancing as soon as he appeared. If you look closely, you can see that his hands are actually in the posture of riding a horse, and his long gray robe is swaying rhythmically with his body.
"Dance on horseback?" Zhang Ze exclaimed. Seeing the acolyte-like creature floating in the air in front of him, Zhang Ze couldn't help but complain: "My dear friend, do you have legs?"
