Chapter 2 The Acolyte Dancing Horseback Riding Dance
"Master, I have legs." The acolyte hurriedly turned around and kept mumbling, how could I have no legs? I have legs, I have legs. As he spoke, the acolyte held up the robe with both hands and pulled it.
, a screen full of mosaics appears.
Damn it, where are you? Zhang Ze felt helpless at the acolyte's behavior. If he had a body at this time, he would have to kick this guy away. What happened to this world that there is such a wretched acolyte?
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The complaining energy is increased by 5. The half-naked woman in his mind appears again. Does this also increase the complaining energy? Zhang Ze waved his hand weakly to disperse the half-naked woman who appeared in his mind.
"Master, master." The acolyte's call woke Zhang Ze up.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Ze looked at the acolyte with an unkind look on his face. The creature summoned by this complaining energy was really unreliable.
"Master, I have revealed a big secret." The acolyte looked wretched, covered his mouth with his hand, and murmured softly.
There's no one here. There's no need to cover your mouth. Zhang Ze felt like he was going crazy. He looked at the acolytes with mosaics and said, "What's the secret? Tell me."
"Master, I really have no legs." The acolyte looked into the void with admiration. For a long time, seeing Zhang Ze didn't reply, the acolyte spoke again and said: "Master, how do you know that I have no legs? Are you and
Do I have a leg?"
"I have your sister's legs." Zhang Ze was angry. Not only did the damn wretched creature come out to dance a disgusting horse-riding dance, but now he is still walking around naked. Do you really think there is no one here? However, this place
It seems that there is really no one.
"Tucao energy is increased by 5." The Tucao elf appeared again.
"Complaining about your sister." Zhang Ze immediately appeared in his mind and roared at the complaining elf.
"Master, only five thousand." The Tucao Elf completely ignored Zhang Ze's words, holding out the weapon in his chest and smiling coquettishly.
Seeing the Tucao elf getting closer and closer to him with his murderous weapon, Zhang Ze seemed to see the bright red color on his chest. He sucked in his nose and unexpectedly spurted out nosebleeds again. Oh my god, this is completely impossible to communicate. Zhang Ze vs Tucao
Elf, completely defeated!
Returning to reality, Zhang Ze looked at the acolyte who was still dancing on horseback, sighed, and said: "Put your clothes on first, so as not to affect the appearance of the city."
"Master, I'm so touched that you care about me so much." The acolyte picked up the clothes, put it in his mouth and bit it, his eyes were filled with mist, which made Zhang Ze feel a headache. Do you care about you? I told you already
It's affecting the appearance of the city and staining my eyes.
"What's your name and what can you do?" Zhang Ze tried his best to appear calm. He couldn't be angry. He mustn't be angry. If he got angry, he would have more energy to complain.
"Master, don't you know my name yet?" The acolyte looked disappointed, and his eyes seemed to be filled with mist again. Seeing that Zhang Ze was unmoved, the acolyte suddenly burst into laughter, followed by the last time he didn't
He said breathlessly: "I have forgotten that Master, you are just a base. You have no eyes, no ears, or even a body. Hahaha, Master, you are so miserable, even worse than me."
"Shut up." Zhang Ze was really angry. I asked you whether your name has anything to do with my body. Seeing the acolyte covering his mouth tightly with an obedient look on his face, Zhang Ze felt angry and funny, and immediately said every word.
He paused: "Say, your name."
"Can I speak now?" The acolyte let out a long breath, almost suffocating himself to death.
Hold it, hold it, you must not increase the energy of complaining anymore. Zhang Ze secretly comforted himself, calmed down his mood, and said in what he thought was the gentlest tone: "Tell me, remember not to talk nonsense, tell me where you are from, what is your name?"
What's your name and what are you doing here?"
"I am Uncle Horse Dancer - Acolyte Degla. I was summoned here by the great master. My task is to assist the great master in building a great horse dance empire." The more Degla said, the more excited he became, unknowingly.
Then he started to dance the horseback riding dance again.
Build a horse-riding dance empire. When will I need this thing? That is your goal, right? Zhang Ze curled his lips. Unfortunately, Zhang Ze has no mouth.
Seeing Degra getting more and more excited, Zhang Ze felt that he should train this horse-riding dance uncle, and immediately coughed lightly. Seeing Degra looking at the void with a puzzled face, Zhang Ze said in a deep voice: "I want to create a
Horse-riding and dancing empire, what do you know?"
When he heard that he was going to build a horse-riding dance empire, Degra was very excited. After a long time to calm down, he put his hand under his hat and scratched his head. He said with a serious face: "As an acolyte, I will summon buildings and recycle buildings."
, repair buildings, collect resources, and I can even dance on horseback."
Sure enough, he is really an acolyte in Warcraft, but he never strays from horse riding and dancing. This habit needs to be changed. By the way, Degra just said that I am the base. Could it be that I have become the base of Warcraft? What on earth is going on?
?Zhang Ze's face was ashen. If the complaining star really transformed himself into a base, wouldn't it mean that he would no longer have a happy life in the future? It's okay to not want this kind of time travel.
It seems that I have to communicate with the Tucao Elf, otherwise I will have no idea what is going on now. After pondering for a long time, Zhang Ze calmed down his mood, returned to the sea of consciousness, and said: "Complaint Elf, come out to see me quickly."
"Master, do you want to give me five thousand?"
Feeling a touch of softness against his back, and an itchy and warm breath coming from his ears, Zhang Ze's little brother immediately swelled up, but as a senior otaku, Zhang Ze has a lustful heart but no courage, so he gently
He took a step forward, turned around and said, "What did you transform me into?"
"It's a World of Warcraft base." The Tucao Elf looked at Zhang Ze's embarrassment and couldn't stop laughing. The pair of weapons on his body trembled. Zhang Ze was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes and chanted, color is emptiness, emptiness is color.
What a terrible goblin, Zhang Ze didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that he would run into a coma again with nosebleeds, which would delay his own business. Feeling that the excitement in his heart was gradually decreasing, Zhang Ze immediately asked: "Why do I feel like I'm in a coma?"
Not like a base?”
The Tucao Elf moved behind Zhang Ze again, blew his warm breath into Zhang Ze's ears, and said softly, "Master, do you want to know?"
"Say." Zhang Ze suppressed the desire in his heart, his face was ashen, and it took him a long time to hold back a single word.
Seeing Zhang Ze being so reserved in front of him, the Tucao Elf looked aggrieved, with a hint of crying in his voice, but a sly smile flashed in his eyes, and said: "Master, am I just so annoying to you? You actually closed your eyes.
Talk to me."
Feeling the sadness of the Tucao Elf, Zhang Ze secretly blamed himself. The beauty was in front of him. How could he be so inferior and make the beauty sad? It was too much. When he opened his eyes, he saw the Tucao Elf holding his breasts with his hands and a flushed face.
Looking at myself, the transparent silk on my chest is more alluring and shocking than not wearing any clothes.
With a puff, Zhang Ze spat out nosebleeds again and fell to the ground. The pair of 36ds and a bright red color lingered in Zhang Ze's mind for a long time.
"Yeah." The Tucao Elf made a victory gesture. It was so fun to tease this little master, and it became his deepest desire.
I don’t know how long it took, Zhang Ze woke up from coma again, and there was a lot more information in his mind. After checking it, he finally understood his current situation, and had to sigh: "Complaint Elf, can't you explain it to me properly?
Do you have to make me unconscious and then indoctrinate me?"
It turns out that Zhang Ze was transformed into a conscious body by the Tucao Star. Although he cannot die, he cannot move. If Zhang Ze wants to change this situation, he must descend into this world. The method of descending is very simple.
That is transformed into a Warcraft base.
Transformed into a World of Warcraft base, Zhang Ze will no longer receive any protection. If the base is destroyed, Zhang Ze will also die. However, risks come with opportunities. All arms in the Warcraft base are controlled by Zhang Ze. Even when the base is upgraded to the end,
It can also take the form of a human being.
Transforming into a human being deeply attracted Zhang Ze. Now that he has come to another world and has the opportunity to become a sincere person, he cannot come to this world in vain. From another world, I, Zhang Ze, am here.