In AD 1897, during the Summer of the Griffin, the twenty-ninth emperor of the Oran Empire, Daxos I, was about to ascend the throne. The White Whale Tribe of the Sea Tribe planned an invasion, but the news was accidentally leaked.
Afterwards, the emperor became furious and demoted thirty-seven nobles in a row overnight. He dismissed and investigated more than 200 senior officers from the three military regions. Crosses for hanging criminals were erected along the river, stretching for countless kilometers. It was known as the "White Whale" in history.
Bloody Night.”
On the same day, the Oran Third Fleet stationed in Fenlovunde upstream of the capital city of Kagesi, and the Oran First Fleet in the downstream Sea City arrived at the capital on the same day and began to encircle and suppress the Beluga tribe.
On that day, the Hehemit River, known as the "overflowing green agate", was covered in blood. Cannons roared and killings shook the sky. Several districts in the capital turned into battlefields.
The two fleets attacked, and the war started smoothly. However, as the demigod nine-headed sea dragon Hydra joined the battle, countless sea tribes and sea monsters joined the battle. The Oran Empire's national defense hero "Dragon Hunter Archer" Damus died on the spot.
, the national master "The King of Blood" Massolite was seriously injured, the first fleet was completely destroyed, and the second fleet was partially destroyed.
During the war, with the collective efforts of the sea monsters, the river rose and flooded the Kagexi City dock area, colony area and other urban areas. A large amount of water elements came ashore, rain continued, and the war fell into a stalemate.
In the next two weeks, nineteen coastal and riverside cities of the Oran Empire were raided, and nine cities including Sosolan City fell on the same day. Among them, Sosolan City was attacked by a blood shark tribe composed of piranha fishmen, and was later massacred.
Symbolized by the bloody night of the white whale, the horn of the eternal holy war sounded again. Under the command of the water elemental god Airos and the evil god Storm Queen, the sea people who came ashore became the vanguard, and the chaotic camp came back.
Thanks to the report from the small princess Renee, the Oran Empire avoided the desperate situation of being raided. Lamenting the kindness of the Donglan Principality and Princess Renee, the emperor made a promise that "the Donglan Principality will always be the brother country of the Oran Empire."
He proposed to Princess Renee again in public, but then, citing the current chaotic situation and worries about her homeland, Her Royal Highness the Princess declined the emperor's proposal again.
In private, there were rumors that Princess Renee at that time complained angrily to Dasos's absurdity and threw two red high heels at him, hitting the emperor himself and his financial director Hemet respectively. It is said that Hemet
Mitt fell unconscious on the spot. The scene was in chaos.
"The country is in trouble and the sperm is still in the brain. I have never seen such an idiot emperor. I said I am not interested in men, and you want me to marry you? Unless you find Edwina's belt and put on a skirt."
In the eyes of a few insiders, Dasos's attempt to fish in troubled waters was indeed quite cunning. The so-called "brotherly country" directly removed the Donglan Principality from the list of subordinate countries. And as more rumors spread
Spread, as the shadow of war approaches, with the row of crosses hanging dead people, and as a large number of hostile factions are imprisoned, the original stigma no longer matters, as long as he can lead the people through the difficulties, than
Any false name is much more practical.
Although there are more criticisms about the emperor's evaluation among the people, the princess of a small country who actually made the emperor obsessed with him to the point of losing his face and reason has become the hottest topic recently. "Her beauty and straightforward personality are widely circulated."
The reputation of "Holy Snow Lotus" on the top of the mountain began to spread.
It is said that she looked innocent and childish, but she had a special charm that attracted the king's attention.
At this time, listening to the rumors collected by his companions, the flower was determined to kill someone.
"Flower of the High Mountains? Daxos. You know how to do favors, and you still use me to change the topic and focus? I remember this grudge, don't let me seize the opportunity."
But at this time, I had no time to complain, as many chores were pressing on me.
After getting the news, Dasos checked it out, patiently, and then used the topic to play out in the "outbreak". He took the opportunity to eradicate dissidents and consolidate his power. This was expected.
Afterwards, in the name of returning favors and the so-called brotherhood, Dasos directly surfaced the aid and resources in the agreement and accelerated the performance of the contract. Soon, after he had fulfilled the agreement, I had to return the key.
Give it to him. If you don't hurry up, your joy will really be in vain this time.
After all, this is the capital of the Oran Empire. Even if it encounters some trouble, no one thinks that the Oran Empire will lose.
Although the Nine-Headed Dragon is strong, it is not invincible. As a dependent of the Evil God Storm Queen, its participation in the battle also represents the official intervention of the Evil God of Chaos. Its strength is first-rate, and its ability to attract hatred is also unique. It cannot be said that it is sent by a certain true god.
The Dragon-Slaying Divine Envoy is already on his way.
However, Dasos accelerated the performance of the contract, probably thinking that he really had some expectations for what was in the base. If a floating fleet suddenly emerged from the water, it would definitely change the situation of the entire war. Of course, he was sure
Also be prepared to get nothing.
And if I don’t want to gain nothing, I really should hurry up.
"Have you found Trish?"
While preparing for combat, the sudden disappearance of the Kraken turned into a problem.
"She suddenly returned to the circus, carrying a box with a special seal on it. Looking at the shield and sword intersecting the guardian medal, it should be the emblem of a certain royal family."
A royal emblem? I'm afraid, this is probably a hijacked tribute. Heloise and I smiled at each other, but we felt that we finally found the target this time. The wait was worthwhile, and it was time to reel in the fishing hook.
"Stonvilla's Ocean Bottle, the legendary artifact of the ancient sea god, is said to be able to set off endless waves in ancient times. Although it has lost most of its power due to the death of the ancient god, if it falls into the hands of Lady Storm and Si
Dunvilla's wife, the ancient water elemental god, may regain her divine power."
When we learned that there was such a rare treasure among the stolen tributes, and learned through the Greedy Subbody that the Kraken was looking for the stolen "tributes," we immediately "suddenly realized."
"No matter why she leaked the secrets of the Sea Clan, as long as Trixis gets the artifact, she must not be allowed to return to the sea!"
The tributes (gifts) of the Solo Federation were captured by the Astrology Tower, and Trixis had been in contact with the Astrology Tower before. If she was interested, she might indeed know where the missing tributes were. In our expectation, when the Astrology Tower became
After finding the wanted criminal, I am afraid she is the only one who can find the tribute.
So, when Trish returned to her tent in the circus, an uninvited guest came to the door.
"Open the door! Check the water meter, what? No water meter? Then send the water to the door! Forget it. You don't need to open the door. You won't need a door in the future."
Well, when the legendary paladin charged with his holy sword, and when the legendary druid summoned storm wind and thunder and blew down the entire tent, the tent was immediately destroyed.
At this time, Cui Xisi's face was full of surprise. She had just opened the box containing the tributes. She looked at us who suddenly appeared with surprise.
"Haha, you can't believe that we have been waiting for you to hand over the artifact today..."
I walked out triumphantly, but when I looked around, I was dumbfounded.
"What is this! An artifact?"
The thing in the box has nothing to do with the bottle. It is a white jade sculpture, and the shape is a bit like a banana, a bit like an ivory, a bit like something, very similar... the more you look at it, the more it looks like...
"This is an artificial dildo. It is a special warm jade that can simulate human body temperature. Looking at the color and craftsmanship, it is definitely a super fine product. It should be the work of a master! This is truly a rare item among rare items. An absolute artifact.
!”
Well, I regret bringing Bei Feng with me. He immediately told the truth that we tried so hard to avoid.
"Is this a tribute?"
Her privacy was suddenly exposed, and Cui Xisi nodded numbly.
"It's indeed supplies for the concubine..." The pronunciation of "concubine" and "tribute" are almost exactly the same. No wonder the greedy son misunderstood.
"Now that you have discovered it, I don't have to hide it. In fact, one of the main purposes of my stay in the human world is to study adult products. You know that most of us sirens are women and are cold-blooded creatures. We also live alone in the sea.
, it is difficult to meet the same kind, and the long nights are unbearable. Many companions have this habit..."
"... Therefore, I plan to open the first adult supplies store at sea. It should be welcomed by sea monsters, mermaids, Nagas and other sea women. The first step is to specialize in
The human world comes to draw materials. Unfortunately, the more I study the way of these two natures, the more superficial I find myself. I regret my previous shallowness. I plan to spend another hundred years studying this way. After becoming a master of this way,
Let’s open my dream mobile store again.”
This beautiful woman was obviously speaking with a complete loss of moral integrity. Her eyes were full of enthusiasm, but her face showed the consciousness of a martyr. I instinctively felt that she was not telling lies, and she really planned to devote her whole life to this path.
energy.
I finally know why I instinctively feel that this siren beauty is so familiar to people. Isn't this another specialty of Sulfur Mountain City - a gentleman (changed) to a scholar (state).
"It's a pity. Maybe it's because of different species. Why can't humans understand our ideas? When they heard me say this, they all looked at me with strange eyes. The fat earl even bothered me endlessly. Humph, for us
For example, a tool is a tool to relieve loneliness, which is just a dead thing, and a partner is a companion who will accompany you in life and death, which are completely different things. Alas, it is hard to find a soulmate."
At this moment, when the Siren lamented that he was not understood, the man stood up. His face showed a consciousness that was similar to that of Trixis.
"It's amazing! It's so touching! Comrade (here specifically refers to companions with the same ambition), I can understand that the way of gender is profound and profound. In fact, I am also pursuing my own path, and I am not understood by others. I can help
You! Leave it to me to test things yourself...ah!"
Okay, everyone really couldn't stand listening any more, so they ignored Siren, who looked surprised when he heard this, and went back to their daily routine - beating Bei Feng.
Covering my head, I really didn’t know what to say. The sea monster in front of me reminded me of the guys in Sulfur Mountain City, and it made me want to stay away from them.
"The tribute? The Poseidon's bottle? Wasn't it taken away by the Astrology Tower?"
Cui Xisi shook her head.
"At that time, they worked together with the local Thieves Guild. Well, they just used the Thieves Guild to hide their identities. They were the ones who did it. How could a small Thieves Guild handle the envoys of a big country? Afterwards, in return, the loot should be all
Lost it to the Thieves Guild."
At the same time as I suddenly realized this, a faint sense of foreboding emerged in my mind, which is often a sign that I have been deceived again.
"What's the name of that thieves' guild?"
"Blood Pressure Brotherhood? Oh, I remember their emblem is the Blood Handprint. It should be the Blood Hand Brotherhood."
Well, this name sounds really familiar. When I think about it, the memories of the past seem like yesterday. I almost burst into tears. This time, I brought it upon myself and wasted my time again.
"I probably know that Poseidon's bottle is there. Heloise... please give me back the milk bottle I gave you."
Yes, when I first came to this city, I took the Blood Hand Brotherhood as a target for sword practice. I did hear that they had stolen tributes, and I thought they would be strong, but in the end they swept all the way, and even the president was
It's a clean break, and in the end there isn't much gain.
After killing their president, I did see a box in the secret room. There was an antique bottle in it, which seemed to be valuable. But the cat I happened to have at the time wanted me to buy a milk bottle. She also thought the bottle was very valuable.
If you have an artistic style, just use it directly.
There is no magic fluctuation on it. Who would have thought that it could be the artifact of the past...
"Meow, I won't give it to you. The artifact bottle is suitable for my taste. If you want to exchange it, I can return it with one of equal value."
Just when I was about to reason with the dead cat and fight if it didn't make sense, I heard a "ding" sound and I couldn't help but shudder. This sound never means a good thing.
"The damn system is here to add insult to injury again?"
[Ahem, the answer is correct, but there is no prize. Congratulations to the group of gentlemen formed by the host for getting a new gentleman to join. They are the beautiful siren Trixis whose life goal is to open an adult supplies store. Be the gentleman in your group of gentlemen.
If you reach ten (metamorphosis), you will get the epic title - King of Gentlemen. The effect is absolutely powerful.】
[There are currently nine gentlemen, only one is missing. Please keep up the good work. In fact, there is one right in front of you. I recommend Cavendish, the ogre who likes to blog about each other. Although his gentlemanness is a bit low, the system will help you this time.
, consider you barely qualified.】
[There are currently eight members of the Gentlemen, including: Momo, the female elf from Shotacon, Diana, the strange elf from the Triple Divine Book, Casio, who is gradually embarking on a wrong path in life, and Sad Wind (he doesn’t need any adjectives, he is a legend, he is a legend)
The tragic wind in the sky), the Green Prince who will one day explode across the continent, the beauty Coros whose gender is Coros, the princess Renee who is gradually controlled by her grandfather, and the paladin Roland who is gradually awakening to cross-dressing]
"Your sister is a cross-dresser! You are a cross-dresser, and your whole family is a cross-dresser! You are a gentleman, and your whole family is a gentleman!"