"The world is still very harmonious and loving. Don't always think about conspiracies. This is not a novel. Where do all the coincidences and masterminds come from? Look, isn't this all a misunderstanding?"
Well, this is my summary of the Kraken incident. Sure enough, there is still true love in the world, and we must learn to trust others!
"Meow, Roland, no matter how you try to escape reality, what is supposed to come will still come. Just open your eyes and see."
The black cat on the shoulder is full of malicious ridicule.
"Shut up, aren't I pretending not to see it?"
Yes, I am escaping from this terrible reality. The upright Church of the God of Law has actually become a place for gentlemen to exchange all kinds of perverted thoughts.
"...Back then, I was still a normal half-dragon. Not long after I emerged from the egg, I fell in love with him at first sight. He was my adoptive mother, and his comb was so majestic.
How gorgeous are the feathers... Later, I found out that my egg was lost, and the person who found it hatched me with his own poultry."
It turns out that your normal time is only the few minutes after hatching. How outrageous are you? And what does that foster mother mean? He is obviously a male, and since it has a comb, it should be a male. From then on
It was wrong from the beginning. It is said that egg-laying creatures will regard the first creature they see as their mother. Are you half-dragon the same? I have never heard of it. You are the only one who is special! Have you been perverted since you were born?
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Let me take a breath first, there are so many bad things about this guy that I can’t stop talking about them.
"...The great hero Edseus? Yes, he did have a relationship with a siren friend of mine, but he was not a great hero. He was obviously just a gangster and playboy. It is said that he was deceived by him
There are more than twenty sirens. He is a bastard... We sirens are really pitiful. We are sentimental and lonely by nature, and we always have some treasures picked up from the sea.
However, they are always deceived by bad men who pretend to be heroes, such as the sage Cazorla and the dragon knight Edwin... Even if it is rare to meet a good man, he will become a good man in less than twenty years.
We have become sloppy uncles. If we take a nap again, we will turn into old men and die, which will make the rest of our lives miserable. So most of us find an island to live alone. But we are really lonely and unbearable, so we still fall into the trap."
Okay, I know it’s rare for you, eldest sister, to find an intimate person to vent your bitterness to, but please stop ruining the image of those great heroes in my mind. How come those great heroes who have left their names in history are all a group of emotional liars in your eyes, okay?
, in fact, those stories about seizing artifacts and secrets from sea monsters, from another perspective, are indeed like emotional scammers who broke into the lonely widow's house to defraud money and sex.
"...Hmph. That's because you sirens are too stupid. Look at us elves. We don't know how to fall in love with short-lived species. Those short-lived species shout the slogan "You only live once". They don't need to be restrained, they want to live.
Isn't being splendid and free-spirited just another way of saying irresponsible and arbitrary? As you said, even if you rarely meet a good one, he will die immediately. No matter how you look at it, it will be a tragic end.
..... But the innocent child is an exception. He is so pure and cute, and his eyes when he looks at me are full of innocence and trust. I can slowly draw the colors I need on this blank drawing board, without having to
Worried that it will go bad, wait until it matures before harvesting the results... For us elves, twenty years is nothing, as long as we can eat delicious fruits, even if it is a tragedy, I will admit it!"
Hey, police? There's a weird aunt here! Momo, can you stop glancing at me and drooling when you say this? I really feel so dangerous!
"Explosion is an art."
"No, the explosion is just a purpose, just a means to create a safe zone!"
"Huh, how superficial! You are just a short-sighted human being. No wonder your works are full of the taste of third-rate craftsmen. Even though they are exquisite and accurate, there is no trace of passion or creativity."
"I also see what you mean by your so-called artwork. The explosion time and power are uncertain. When do you plan to blow yourself up?"
"...It's an insult to our entire goblin engineering, goblin alchemy, you know what we do to a stupid dwarf who questions our goblin arts, kick his ass and blow him away!"
Okay, Silver Hook Bell, I know you are excited to escape, but we are definitely not rescuing you to cause damage to you, and Green! You know you are an action person, but if you don’t put away the bomb again,
Get up, and I will hang you from the ceiling. I will do what I say! There is also a silver hook. If you dare to detonate the alchemical bomb in your hand, I will throw you into the main gun of Roland 88 and send you back with one shot.
Go to prison.
The area where the Royal Prison is located was also in big trouble during this flood, and the dwarves who almost lost their lives due to flooding in the dungeon naturally would not sit still and wait for death.
They launched the escape plan in advance without hesitation. The news of big robots causing trouble in prisons and prison riots has also become the headlines recently. Now I can only hope that all the energy of the royal agents will be occupied by the battlefield, and I look forward to Dassault
Don't fall out with me at this critical moment, at least don't come to me before my plan is complete.
"Old man, even if you save me this time, don't expect old Romons to give up his hobby because of this. Let's compete on the battlefield next time. Old Romons will return your favor. Also, corrupted
Gray Dwarf, you have the same problem, sooner or later we will have to fight each other."
"Ha, you are indeed a smelly and hard shield dwarf. We should just watch you drown."
"Hmph, we shield dwarves are not country bumpkins who have never seen water in our lives. When old Romons was hunting plesiosaurs underwater, you were still nursing."
"Oh, you don't have to wait any longer, let's try it now."
Okay, I know that you shield dwarves and gray dwarves are feuding, but at least think about the friendship you have just established. Okay, as expected, you can't make excuses, so I'll tell you the truth, dwarves, put it down.
Bench and cup, go out and fight! Otherwise, I will throw you into the barrel and beat you out!
I feel so tired for no reason, and my spirit is polluted. I really shouldn't listen to these guys, so I'd better continue to admire the beauty of the world.
"Brother Roland, your tea."
"Oh. Thank you."
My great-great-granddaughter is so considerate. I just sighed, but I felt something was wrong for no reason.
"Does the granddaughter control the grandpa and the grandpa control? This taste is really strong." Sure enough, this black cat will not make me feel better. If it is not counted as my bound equipment, just because of the identity of this immortal old demon
With his twisted temperament of not being able to see the good in others, he can definitely be called a great gentleman.
But her sarcasm made my heart tremble inexplicably, and I also had some doubts. Why is this little girl so well-behaved recently, and the system prompt that makes people unable to look directly makes me feel nervous.
But when I saw her smiling sweetly and serving tea to her temporary mentor Diana, I shook my head and dispelled my doubts.
"I guess I finally know how to respect my elders. The system has never been reliable. I'm not a transvestite. Naturally, Renee wouldn't blindly fall in love with me. We look so similar. Doesn't it mean she's narcissistic if she falls in love with me?"
After hesitating for a moment, I finally spoke up.
"Everyone, get ready. I'm going out to find two people. When I come back, I'm afraid we will have a tough battle to fight. By the way, be prepared to give up here."
Yes, since the attack of the Sea Tribe, the succession ceremony that was not sure whether it could still be held was naturally postponed indefinitely. From that moment on, there was no reason to attend the ceremony on the surface, so we naturally had no reason to stay.
Here is the necessity.
Moreover, I always feel that something is wrong. The development of this war is too strange.
If it was an outpost of the Eternal Holy War, the appearance of the divine pet nine-headed dragon Hydra would be too early, but after a little consideration, it is natural.
It is not difficult for the Nine-Headed Dragon Emperor to transform into a human form at his level. It is very likely that he is just lurking at the bottom of the river as a supervisor, but the flanking attack of the two fleets suddenly defeated him. If he did not take action, Oran
The two demigods of the empire are enough to wipe out all the sea tribes.
Therefore, the nine-headed dragon who was forced to take action was in a predicament while killing a lot of people. As the evil god's pet, he also represented the evil god's will. If he came ashore to pursue him, the war would escalate and order
Even if the gods don't take action themselves, they will definitely send out dragon-slaying experts, direct thugs of the gods, which are completely different from human demigods.
But if he ran away, all the sea people here would be wiped out, and his master would be embarrassed. Therefore, neither advancing nor retreating became the best choice.
The Oran Empire should also have hidden power, but after several bombardments and a few hours of rest, they were probably still afraid that they would really offend the great god by hitting the smaller one. The same was true for the Nine-Headed Dragon over there, which did not move from its original position at all.
It means, as long as you don't mess with it, it will spit out two mouthfuls of dragon breath at intervals, watching the sea clan fight in full swing, while seven of its nine heads are working lazily.
The Eternal Holy War has just begun to blow the horn, and no one is ready. Now, no matter who is fighting with full force, they will only become cannon fodder. Kuzuryu and Oran are not stupid.
But this deadlock makes me feel very dangerous.
A stalemate on the battlefield is often a balance between the two parties, and this balance is always temporary. Both sides maintain strange restraint just because they are not mentally prepared for a decisive battle and paying a huge price, and sooner or later there will be a decisive battle.
, and with the resolution of the deadlock, it was probably a major defeat for one side, and looking at this situation, the loser was probably the Oran Empire, which was not prepared.
If Ms. Storm is determined to go to war with all her strength, even if she does not hesitate to die early, if a stupid green demigod goes and kills her beloved nine-headed dragon... Just think about this possibility.
, what will happen, I feel that this riverside city is already too unsafe.
The technology sent by Davis is already in my hands, and the convoy of aid resources has already crossed the border. The contract may be realized at any time, and I have to be prepared to retreat, but before that...
"Renee, come with me, those two people are very necessary to make friends with." After hesitating for a moment, I also called another person.
"Yin Gou, come here too. What we want to meet this time are your colleagues. Your task is what you are best at. Brag to me and try to fool them."
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"Magical Tutor" Timiret, "Miracle Alchemist" Olivia Wright, the creators of magical mechanics, the creators of the future fifth-level military force Magical Mechanical Dragon, and the stars emerging in the future war epic.
Among the heroes, they are also the two most dazzling.
War is the catalyst and training ground for various new technologies. In future wars, the magical mechanics proposed by these two men will create countless magical weapons and weapons of war. The Oran Empire can take the lead in the human world before it is destroyed.
At the top, they take the greatest credit.
Of course, they began to propose that the magic machinery produced by the combination of alchemy magic circle and engineering was after the war with the underground world, and the magic mechanical dragon was the product of sixty years later. The current two heroes of Kagxi should be one
One is a rookie engineer who makes a living by selling toys, and the other is an unqualified alchemist who has just been kicked out of the alchemy academy.
Even if they are still unknown and small roles now, even if history has changed. These two people may not be able to rise again, but in history, these two people are too important. How can I let them go as I already lack manpower.
And the reason why I haven't looked for them is for no other reason than geniuses are somewhat strange, and these two are great geniuses who have left their names in history... Well, let me tell you the truth, at that time I was looking for them.
The target of the group members is normal people, and these two people are definitely gentlemen among gentlemen in their hobbies and habits. How could I go looking for them?
But now...
I looked at the system prompts and shook my head helplessly.
[As people who transcend common sense, well, we are commonly known as perverted gentlemen. Although we are not understood by others, it is just because we are too persistent in pursuing the path in our minds and ignore the vision of ordinary people. But for real gentlemen
, even if others can’t understand, it doesn’t matter. It’s enough for us seekers to understand each other. As the king among gentlemen, you can understand everyone’s depression and pain. You are the same kind as all gentlemen, and everyone will understand it naturally.
I respect you.]
[Honorary title: King of Gentlemen: As a gentleman among gentlemen, the legendary uncrowned king, your reputation has spread throughout the entire plane. All gentlemen will feel like old friends when they see you, and their goodwill will greatly increase. However, normal people will instinctively dislike you and stay away from you.
You. At the same time, as the king of gentlemen, you will instinctively attract gentlemen to meet you, and when you invite them, they will have a higher chance of joining you.】
At that time, even though the ogre was very powerful and had Trixis's guarantee that he would be obedient and could be a good thug as long as he took care of the food, I was still hesitant to let him join.
But soon, I no longer had to hesitate. The escape of the four dwarfs instantly exceeded the upper limit of the gentleman in the League of Absolute Gentlemen, and the system gave me this title without hesitation.
[Congratulations, King of Gentlemen, as the king of perverts, your level of gentleman is unmatched by anyone. - Don't talk to me, mom, there are perverts here!]
"Haha, I suddenly feel that you are a bit pleasing to the eye."
I have tested the power of this halo, and I am a little happy about other people's opinions, but this "pleasant" thing comes from that half-dragon, and I feel chills in my vest.
Ahem, let's get back to the topic. After receiving the "reputation" of the King of Gentlemen and being so frustrated that I almost gave up on myself, I now only hope that this title is as powerful as it says and can help me lure those two future rising stars.
"Hmph, forget it if you haven't heard of Timmy. Olivia's former senior is a famous geek. She failed seven out of thirteen main courses and was kicked out of the college. She is almost a shame to the college. Forget it.
What a genius."
We have an unexpected companion in our group. Katherine, the granddaughter of the Paladin of Cain, actually used to be a student of Kagxi’s Third Alchemy Academy. It is said that she is also a classmate of Olivia.
Now that the sword has been obtained, Catherine has naturally made a decision. Now she has become my knight squire and mage apprentice.
Yes, she chose neither the way of a knight nor the way of a mage.
"Well...can you let me try both? I really can't make up my mind."
As far as I know, she has not given up on the alchemy skills of the past. People's energy and time are limited, and studying three aspects at the same time is simply a suicide. But I didn't say anything. Anyway, reality will force her to make a decision sooner or later.
I chose to hit my head and get bleeding, but it left a deep impression on me.
She heard that we were looking for an alchemy genius, so as an alchemist, she volunteered, but when she heard that it was Olivia, she became unhappy.
"It should be around here. Do you know exactly where Olivia lives?"
As expected, I got a negative answer from Catherine, so I asked someone for directions.
"Excuse me, do you know about Olivia's alchemy..." Well, I was only halfway through saying this. When the big man heard the name Olivia, his face turned pale, he was sweating profusely, and his eyes were wandering.
Well, just from the behavior of this passerby, I almost know what kind of person he is.
"If she is a higher gentleman and has the help of the King of Gentlemen, it should be easy to trick her into joining. But if she is too much of a gentleman, those bastards are enough... Should I expect her to be normal, or not?"
To be normal, it’s really contradictory.”
"Boom!"
"Okay, no need to give directions, little brother, just run, I think I found it."
The beautiful green mushroom cloud, the screams not far away, and the running movements of the passers-by said it all.
"With this color, it seems that wearing a dwarf gas mask is the right choice... It seems that there is no need to hesitate, the League of Gentlemen will join us again." (To be continued...)
ps: I've been a little busy at work these days, so I can't start typing until I get home from get off work every day. It's always late... It should be easier tomorrow. Try to break out. I owe you three more breaks.
