"Are you free to practice swordplay with me? Don't worry, generally speaking, I won't hurt you. Even if I hurt you accidentally, I can still afford the medical expenses.☆→Well, if I hurt you accidentally
You, I'll cover your living expenses for half a year."
Tiana looked at me with a half-smile. I was stunned at first, but looking at her dark and red face and shy and annoyed expression, I probably knew what the problem was.
Experts are very sensitive to other people's gazes. Where she is practicing swordsmanship, a bearded homeless man is constantly looking at sensitive parts. His hot gaze is unobstructed, including thighs, breasts, buttocks, etc.
He didn't even leave anything behind. He was simply a despicable criminal. Naturally, he felt unhappy.
This is really a misunderstanding. There used to be a lot of dark elf beauties in Sulfur Mountain City. Adam and I were used to looking at beauties and looking at them, probably just chatting about business and looking at them at the same time. This time, I was too used to it.
Just because it was okay before doesn't mean it's okay now. In the past, he either wore a sub-artifact mask that blocked out all perception, or he was just a skeleton, which obviously would not attract the attention of the "victim", but this time he was less than ten meters away, and his eyes were still on the opposite side.
If the key parts don't move, it's obviously a bit of a suicide attempt.
The thief Mark and the savage Mond over there gave me a thumbs-up sign, which probably meant, "That's really awesome. Everyone knows that this girl is not easy to mess with, so they took a secret look at it, but you didn't even hide it.
Smile, he is indeed a man."
Well, I wasn't guessing, the barbarian actually shouted out, and Tiana glared at him before he bowed his head obediently.
"Don't worry, it's just practice. I can use the back of the knife."
After thinking for a while, I saw the other party's expression of displeasure as he slowly drew his sword and refused to give up. It seemed that no matter what I said, he wanted to teach me, a scoundrel, a lesson. I felt helpless and could only find an excuse.
"Actually, I just miss this set of swordsmanship. This is the third set of military swordsmanship in Sulfur Mountain City. I have learned it for a while. You have learned very well and have broken away from the conventional routine. But imitating others too much has restricted yourself.
The road ahead may not be a good one."
"...You can really boast that this old gambler also knows how to use a sword? I have never seen him holding a sword."
"I did see him swing the wooden sword a few times, but it was just used as a stick. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you must be just talking nonsense to pick up girls."
As soon as I said this, others looked at me with surprise and disbelief, but Tiana was stunned. She did not expect that she would hear such words here. The person she respected the most before was also the person she respected the most.
That's what he said to her.
"Imitation is the only way for every swordsman, but everyone has his own path. Tiana, in fact, your swordsmanship talent is still better than mine, but you are not me, and my path is not suitable for you. I
I hope you can think more and find your own path."
Tiana's face was full of surprise, but I just stroked my chin and kept a mysterious smile... Thinking of the beard on my face, it seemed a little flirtatious to the blind man.
Of course I know the third set of military swordsmanship she uses. After all, the military training manuals of Sulfur Mountain City are written by us. Since the soldiers of Sulfur Mountain City need to learn swordsmanship, Adam and I, the two top swordsmen on the continent, do not need it.
It's impossible. The knight's heavy sword and the one-handed sword seem to be similar, but they are actually very different. This third set of military swordsmanship is the knight's heavy armor swordsmanship written by me.
Since it is a general swordsmanship, naturally it will not add too many difficult skills. Since it is a military swordsmanship, it will naturally not be merciful. It is ruthless, accurate and heavy. One sword can change a life, and it can easily change a serious injury. Although it is a royal swordsmanship, it is used
It looks like a crazy buffalo, also known as buffalo swordsmanship.
And it is not empty talk to say that Tiana imitates others. It is the third set of swordsmanship that is used to fight hard, and it is not popular among the urban management troops. After all, the dark elves are not known for their strength, but there is a stupid girl, but
After practicing hard on this set of swordsmanship, the final
In the end, he was even better than his predecessor. He just completed this set of buffalo swordsmanship with new tricks. He added small movements such as shoulder bumps, elbow strikes, kicks, etc. to the swordsmanship. It evolved from the fierce buffalo swordsmanship to the use of full-body combat.
The Man Niu swordsmanship.
But this set of swordsmanship is only suitable for her who has extremely high natural attributes. If others learn this modified version of the Bull Sword, its power will be reduced. But on the other hand, those small hand-to-hand combat moves with little lethality are very suitable for street fighting.
and cleaning up drunkards, and if she goes to the battlefield, it also suits her indomitable fighting style.
"Now it seems that this Tiana even imitates that silly girl with makeup and hairstyle. Even that silly girl has loyal admirers. It really makes people feel complicated."
Okay, at this point, everyone probably knows that silly girl is Diana. Thinking that your stupid subordinate suddenly became a legendary hero, it makes you feel a little complicated.
I touched my chin, inexplicably lost in thought, but the dead cat jumped on my shoulder.
“Feeling outdated?”
"No, since it's such a high imitation, the armor should also be worn the same. I'm imagining what that silly girl would look like wearing this armor. It should be very eye-catching, but I always feel that something is missing...I
Suddenly I have a new inspiration, how about I find a place and mail the new design to Adam."
"...I suddenly feel that she is right to settle a score with you. Also, can you please restrain yourself?"
The dead cat's complaints were endless, but I could only smile helplessly.
"I don't want to either. Who knows what it will be like after all the Seven Deadly Sins come back. It's probably a good thing that the soul is intact, but..."
Needless to say, everyone knows that after the Hades was built, for some reason, when the Seven Purgatory was rebuilt, the feelings represented by the Seven Deadly Sins returned to my soul.
And just like someone who has been abstinent for too long and releases it all at once, he will probably be out of control. The integrity of his soul makes me a little uncomfortable.
The emotional lack of original sin has been with me for a long time, and now it has come back. It is indeed a bit unbearable. Life without sex makes people like a walking zombie, but when there are too many thoughts, it is a bit unbearable.
Clean it up, this sudden and wonderful idea is probably just a little trouble.
Of course, I have the confidence to control it well. A complete feeling and soul will also allow me to go further. But I'm afraid it will take some time to fully handle the violent emotions, and what I just said is obviously a mistake caused by this.
If it were in the past, since I didn't want to be exposed, I would have shamelessly talked nonsense with her, and let this fight eventually turn into a farce. Pure rationality does not require too much emotional interference.
Now, pointing out the shortcomings of the would-be sword master in such a condescending manner will naturally attract the other party's attention. It seems that I still have some boring self-esteem.
"choke!"
Sure enough, Tiana still drew her sword out of its sheath, but this time, her face was serious. Anyone who could point out the pros and cons of her swordsmanship just by looking at her own few dozen minutes of practice was probably much better than her.
.
"Please teach me about the sword... Your Majesty the Sword Master."
This time, after taking a deep breath, Tiana held the sword in both hands and looked at her opponent. She came with the mentality of asking the master for advice.
Relax her hands, raise the sword over her shoulders and swing it to the right side. This is the starting position of the three killing moves of Man Niu Sword Technique. It seems that as long as she starts, she will try her best from the beginning.
At this point, the arrow was already on the string and had to be fired, and even others were already watching.
I shook my head and got up anyway. It seemed I couldn't escape.
"Let's have fun, don't take it too seriously, I'm very weak now...it hurts! What are you doing, Katarina!"
I just picked up a wooden stick and planned to practice with the little guy, but my ears started to hurt.
"I'm sorry, guest, please don't argue with this bastard. This guy likes to brag casually and is always very bluffing. In fact, he doesn't have any skills and has been taught a lesson by many adventurers."
The long aqua hair is tied with a pink rope, and under the thin eyebrows like willow leaves are always energetic eyes. The simple bar maid uniform has the golden embroidery thread of an aristocratic maid uniform, as red as an apple.
There are a few tiny pimples on her face, and she dances with her hands when she talks. The whole person feels full of energy, but at this time, this stupid girl No. 2 is actually twisting my ears!
"It hurts, damn girl! What are you doing!"
"I'm saving you! Idiot, if you don't apologize to this adventurer, have you forgotten how you threw it out to that dwarf craftsman last month?"
"Ha, I was really able to repair that motorcycle iron horse that time. I didn't know those bastard goblins were so deceitful that they would self-destruct for me as soon as I opened the lid."
"And the magic wand that the mage found from the ruins. You actually said that you could identify it. What was the result? You're talking nonsense if you can't identify it."
"I'm not lying. It's a pink spell: summoning touch surgery. That mage is embarrassed to admit the truth. Katarina, do you believe me or that mage."
"Of course Master Mage! I have been deceived enough by you. You are the legendary ice mage and the strongest swordsman in the mainland. You have made me laugh so many times. I would be stupid to believe you again!"
But such rhetoric could not impress the furious bar owner's daughter. She slammed my head down and bowed to Tiana to apologize.
"I'm sorry, Sir Adventurer. Although this bastard talks nonsense, and although he is a lazy man, a drunkard, and a gambler, he is still a good person. To express my apology, your accommodation fee will be free of charge these days."
But when he turned his head, he had a devil-like expression.
"All the little income will be recorded as your debt! You drunkard, go wash the dishes for me, don't be lazy!"
Then he bowed again, turned around, picked up my collar, and dragged me away.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm really good at fighting. I'm a sword master. You can't deal with an epic hero like this. I'm really a big shot, a big, big shot!"
But unfortunately, no one believed this truth. It seemed that she was worried that such nonsense would anger the adventurer, so Katarina, who was born with supernatural powers, ran faster.
"Haha, it is indeed a classic scene that no one can tire of. Katarina, come on, let him wash the boss's smelly socks."
"Carlo, you are an epic hero, and I am a demigod lich!"
The feet dragged by the strange force made grooves on the ground, but the open space was already filled with laughter.
"...I really made a mistake?"
Shaking her head helplessly, Tiana sheathed her sword, but she always felt that something was wrong.
"Madan, I am really a legendary hero. Boy Stan, how dare you laugh at me? OK, when I regain my strength, I will really turn you into a lich!"
"Haha, I'm waiting for you to come. I'm so scared, His Excellency Great Sword Saint Carlo! Ugh, no, His Highness the Great Lich!"
Then, the entire training ground burst into laughter again, and there seemed to be a happy atmosphere everywhere.
As I was being dragged along, I could only shake my head helplessly. Why did everyone else not believe me every time I told the truth? But when I deceived others with half-truths, everyone was fooled.
But feeling the increasingly terrifying brute force behind me, I hesitated a little. In a sense, I stayed in this tavern for more than half a year, and this mixed-race girl was a major factor.
"This brute strength has increased by 20% compared to last month. According to the system's standards, the strength value has already exceeded 30, which is really scary. This is not an option. Maybe, there will be a showdown with Old Barton.
"(To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
ps: So what, let me spoil it. Roland is not innocent. His current weakness is due to his usual desire to die...
