No one would have thought that a rotten gambler and lazy drunkard who talks nonsense could really be that "priceless" epic hero. After all, in the eyes of the world, the strong can be proud, cunning, and unfaithful, but they will never
No face.▲∴
"When an ordinary man is angry, blood will splash five steps; when the princes are angry, blood will flow across the river; when the emperor is angry, millions of corpses will be laid down. Is it just for the sake of one breath? Whoever smashes my face will be killed by me!"
But there really is such a completely shameless epic hero in this world...
"To save face? Can I eat it? Well, it's definitely to hide my identity, not just for bad taste."
Okay, I admit, sometimes it’s fun to tell the truth but others still don’t believe it.
But on the other hand, I didn't lie. I am indeed extremely weak now.
[Roland Lan, strength 24, agility 24, body 25, intelligence 32, mind 22, charm 20, bloodline: Arbiter, natural abilities: war angel form, original sin demon form, blood of titan, gaze of Hades, base
Basic occupation: Level 60 Order Knight/Level 60 Chaos Witch King/Level 10 Four Spirit Swordsman, Advanced occupation: Level 6 Lord of Winter, overall level cannot be evaluated. Demon pet: Heloise, mount/armor: Ai
Lin Bella.]
This was my attribute before the battle in Hades, but now...
[Roland Lan, strength 4, agility 7, body 5, wisdom 32, mind 22, charm 22 (secret growth), bloodline: Arbiter and wood spirit mixed blood... What is the power of a chicken without hands, this is
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"I didn't know she would be so narrow-minded! She actually gave me a weak curse!"
【…….I think you deserve it.】
"Same as above. By the way, if it were me, I would be more ruthless."
I regret bringing the dead cat and Asteria out more and more. Since Asteria no longer has the disguise system, all kinds of unscrupulous jokes and double rants are very frustrating.
But the system panel she provided was indeed very convenient, and after the exchange, in order to facilitate practice, she also gave some detailed judgment basis.
Attributes do not grow linearly, but are derived by analogy of the same kind. The higher the data, the fewer existences it can reach.
[Strength (muscle strength and physical strength): Four points of strength (the lower limit for humans is 3, which is roughly equivalent to a vegetative state. So if your strength is only 4, some people will praise you when they say you are powerless. Generally speaking, a
Goose is six, so you are truly half-goose!)】
[Agility (including comprehensive attributes such as body flexibility, hand-eye coordination, reflexes, and body coordination. Even if you control the body, it is also your nerve reaction speed): Seven points of agility (Amyla is still very conscientious, this
The stage is just occasional flat ground falls, which are still very cute, about a dozen times a day. If it is two points lower, you really have to worry about inexplicable death from choking on drinking water, slipping on a watermelon rind and falling off a cliff, etc.
Funny incident)]
[Physique (physical health, resistance to disasters and diseases). Five-point constitution (Sister Taozi...Sister Lin Daiyu. Are you okay? Stop crying, be careful, you will really cry to death. Did you faint from crying last time?
It’s easy to save.) Note: Since your body only
Your basic attributes are forcibly sealed by the Curse of Weakness. Your true attributes are still there, and your physique will still be above the health standard. You don’t need to worry about being drunk or exhausted when drinking or eating, but you will never be hungover the next day.
It feels good. Be obedient and quit drinking!]
The basic attributes are the basis of the physical body, and the other three are related to the soul. Let’s ignore the caster’s measurements that still remain the same. Just being weak to such melee measurements has already destined him to be a dead good.
As for why this happened, why both guys said I deserved it, let’s start with the backhand I left behind...
The gods of Hades are part of the rules of Hades, and their bodies cannot leave. This is not only a requirement of the rules, but in a sense, it is also a means of checks and balances. This restriction is much stricter than that of the gods of Ashe.
But it is to avoid repeating the mistake of gods interfering too much in the mortal world.
And since Hades itself represents a fair trial, the four pillar gods, as the rulers of Hades, cannot violate the most basic rules. They will never be able to leave Hades, otherwise the so-called fairness and justice will become a joke.
It stands to reason that Roland the Sleepless Man, who is the pillar of the law, will always stay in the underworld, and this iron rule is the only back door I have reserved. No, that can't actually be called the back door, but my ability is really special, "
It just so happens that reincarnation can be achieved according to the requirements of the rules.
Well, the loophole I took advantage of was "Sleepless Man" Roland. I became the Pillar of the Law in the form of the Sleepless Man and Roland, and when the gods were removed, the Sleepless Man was still the Pillar of the Law and was always fair.
The God of Judgment, losing himself makes him more in line with the meaning of justice, but "Roland" is just an ordinary dead person in the underworld...
The rest is easy to understand. I only lived a few years in this life, and I didn't break many laws of God. I didn't even have many crimes worthy of punishment. I completed the punishment of purgatory in less than a year, and it was natural to re-enter.
It's reincarnation.
This is not the first time to re-enter reincarnation. Under normal circumstances, an ordinary soul should erase all memories and self and start over. But a person who can maintain himself in reincarnation does not want to have another parent and a long and terrible childhood.
Period, every time I crawled out of the River Styx, and then looked for a system with the ability to create things and asked for a chance to start over.
It would obviously be a waste of time to start all over again this time, so I thought of other beings with the authority to create, maybe they would have a way.
Yes, there are other creators. There is no longer only one creator in this world, the Goddess of Creation. Unlike thousands of years ago, due to some unpredictable changes, there are still two existences with creator authority in this world that I can choose from.
Needless to say, one of them is Hades. As one of the former masters of Hades, this road is completely familiar to me, and the gods of Hades will give me the green light.
But if I choose Hades, since the ghosts and other tribes in Hades cannot leave, I will not be able to leave Hades unless I join the Hell Dragon clan, the messenger of the underworld.
But I don’t want to be reincarnated as a giant lizard at all. There are fundamental differences between dragons and human bodies. It would take countless hours to get familiar with the world. Since there is no way to get through the underworld, and the only choice left, it is even more clear and straightforward - the dream world
The wood spirit clan of the forest!
Within the scope of the Forest of Dreams, the Wood Spirit clan can directly convert adventurers into the blood of the Wood Spirits without having to start over. This is also the most popular charging item among the Wood Spirits. They can also convert the deceased within the Forest of Dreams.
The soul is directly transformed into a new wood spirit. This is obviously a kind of reincarnation that only belongs to them.
I have said it before. Between a strange combination of circumstances and within the scope of the Forest of Dreams, Amyra actually achieved the authority of the Goddess of Creation.
The most obvious evidence is probably the completely independent soul reincarnation of the Wood Spirit clan, independent of other worlds. This is obviously a privilege that only belongs to the creator.
Although this authority is obviously limited, as a natural race, they may be the strongest in the ability to recreate the body, and this is what I lack the most.
So, when the implementation of the "big plan" was scheduled, I personally went to the Forest of Dreams in Bayer and handed them a blood coffin.
"...This is my flesh and blood sample. Is it enough?"
"Don't worry, father, we will reshape a body for you. When your soul is destroyed, you can be resurrected through this body. We know the same principle as the Lich's phylactery. But how can you guarantee that your soul will return?
Physical body? Do you need any rituals like spiritual conjuring?"
"Haha, we have a clever plan."
"Father, if you sacrifice so much flesh and blood at one time, your body will become weak and your combat power will be greatly reduced. What will you do?"
"Haha, we have a clever plan."
In order to keep the secret completely, I didn't even tell the truth to the wood spirit, I just mentioned a physical body as a backup. In fact, as expected, I didn't have the opportunity to go into battle in person.
And after the establishment of Hades was successful, things in the world developed as expected. With the investment of the entire Wood Spirit clan at all costs, the spare body cloned from my own flesh and blood did retain most of my abilities, but... Human calculations
As luck would have it, in the end, it was still a little bit behind.
"Then you bumped into it?"
"I knew that Amyra would wake up by chance, I knew that she would, she would..."
[Forced marriage? In fact, little Amyra is very good. On the contrary, from a female point of view, you are the most excessive. Even giving you a curse will be considered an advantage. 】
"Yes, first you promise a woman to get married with sweet words, get the 'dowry', and then run away to escape the marriage. Isn't this the most disgusting and detestable emotional fraud and marriage fraud that women hate? You are a super scumbag, and Amyra just gave
Your curse is really cute."
Cute? Are you sure that the woman entangled with countless snakes and vines who planned to swallow me for revenge is cute? Are you sure that the demon witch who created a super earthquake that swept through three counties just to hinder my escape is cute? Do you think that woman in the clouds is cute?
How cute is the hysterical mad woman who makes a shocking face and shouts "Roland, you are dead"?
"It's all your fault!"
【Your fault!】
I am almost on the verge of tears. Have I become the public enemy of women inexplicably?
It wasn't you guys who persuaded me to run away at the beginning. They said "How can a marriage without love be happy?" "She must be confused by her sleep. You also have to think about the consequences. What do you think Eliza will do if she finds out?"
"Isn't that what you said? How come it's all my fault in the blink of an eye? Can you please be reasonable?
"No! It's all your fault anyway."
[Isn’t there a saying on earth that women’s privilege is to be unreasonable!]
Okay, it seems that under certain circumstances it is impossible to reason with women, but no matter what, I am reaping the consequences.
This body was written by Amyra, and it naturally bears her mark. It is too easy for the Creator to repair creations. This weak curse that makes people unable to take care of themselves is her trump card to force me to go back obediently.
It is worth mentioning that as my soul-bound demon pet, Dead Cat was brutally beaten back to her original state after a powerful attack, and the purgatory she guarded could only be guarded by her special clone.
Although the ability is relatively special, the clone is much stronger than the main body, probably only Heloise.
But in another sense, this cursed weakness is not all bad...
"Perhaps, I will become stronger because of this, at least, stronger than that muscular idiot."
The blade falls slowly, and the meticulous knife skills cut out pieces of beef. It seems simple, but if you compare it carefully, you will find that each piece of beef is as thin as paper, and the thickness and shape of each piece of meat are the same.
It would be understandable if it was a good sword, but the kitchen knife I used at this time was a blunt knife that could cut people without hurting anyone.
Eyesight, hand strength, mental strength, and a heavy body are natural shackles. The lack of strength means that every move must use all the strength of the whole body. The mind and body are in perfect harmony during cultivation. Perhaps, if you really want to practice, there will be no place in your life.
Cannot be practiced.
A piece of fruit was thrown in the air, the knife flashed, and what fell into the bowl were exquisite puzzle pieces of fruit pieces. When he finally picked it up, there was an additional rabbit sculpture.
"At least, my control over power has become much stronger, and I have gained a new understanding. So, let me start over from the subtleties this time, and see if I can surpass that idiot..."
After the Hades was successfully established, most of the heavy responsibilities on my body have been relieved. If I still have any worries, it is the promise I made back then to teach that idiot who fell into the abyss a lesson.
"Now, the difference is too far."
We were so different back then. More than three hundred years have passed. If we only look at our individual combat prowess, we can't compare at all. If I hadn't cheated, I would have ended up being hacked to death by his sword. And from the last moment he saw Cynthia's true form
Judging from the joy and the departing figure, the next time we meet again, he will definitely become stronger.
Theoretically speaking, our talents should be about the same. In terms of effort, we should have no time to be lazy. Two people who run almost as fast have such an obvious gap in the end.
Difficult to judge.
In the past three hundred years or so, too many chores distracted my energy. I spent a lot of energy thinking, planning, and strategizing. Finally, I got what I wanted. A mature team is gradually making the world change.
Much better, and the end of the world seems to have been averted.
As the Prince of the Abyss, his daily life is probably to kill, eat, kill, and eat. He also got what he wanted most. He has become the most powerful existence in this world, and he even killed his enemy.
It's hard to say who made the right choice, because there is no distinction between high and low in everyone's life choices, but losing to that idiot so easily in a personal duel made me very unhappy.
Now that I have no other pressure, I am very interested to know if I can finally fight against it if I put all my efforts on my own practice.
"Carlo! Is the roast beef and fruit salad ready yet?"
"Soon, soon."
Catalina's urgent urging came from outside the kitchen, and I realized that I accidentally cut the beef too thin and didn't roast it separately. Those fruit puzzles and sculptures couldn't be made into a salad. Everything had to be started all over again. It seemed that I had better deal with what I was doing first.
Let’s get down to business and think about cultivation. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels are better and updated faster!
