"Sir, Sleepless Man, please lend me money! As long as you are willing to lend me money, I will do anything!"
The girl's beautiful face was covered with red clouds, and her eyes were full of tears and longing, but I was a little dumbfounded.
As soon as I left the house, Victoria hugged my robe and refused to let go. She also said she wanted to borrow money from me to buy some belt.
"Um... Sir, we just learned that there was a rare treasure in that auction, Edwina's transformation belt. If you can, I also beg you. I can use my salary as collateral for this. I
I'm still young, so I can work for another two hundred years."
Diana, who had been strangely avoiding me recently, now mustered up the courage to try hard to get financial support from me for the sake of her brother's happiness, even going so far as to sign a centuries-old contract of renunciation.
When Eliza removed dozens of curses, including shamanic witchcraft, from Victoria's body, Victoria lived with her sister. But perhaps she had heard too many rumors about me and was a little afraid of me, so she always left.
I stayed far away, and even if I met him in the corridor, he would stand on tiptoes and run away, as if I could eat people.
"Sir! As long as you are willing to lend me money to buy that belt, I...I will risk my life and serve you with my father-in-waiting skills. I know you like boys! That was why you refused last time.
My service, but this time, if I have the chance to turn back into a male, you will also be happy. Right! I will make you very happy."
"Victoria!!" Her sister Diana looked at her sister in shock. She didn't expect that under Victoria's cheerful smile in the past, there was so much pain, and she was so willing to sacrifice for a chance to become a boy.
"Sister, needless to say, there is only one Edwina belt in this life. If I miss this opportunity, I will have to be a woman for the rest of my life. As long as I can change back, even if I use my body to serve the devil, it doesn't matter!
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The face of the elf girl with tearful eyes is full of awareness of sacrifice, and she has the ambition to serve the devil for the sake of her goal. It reminds me of the revolutionaries who died heroically...
"Ahem, then, as a 'devil (reread)', can you tell me what exactly happened??"
The two elves were trembling with fright, and under my pressure, they explained clearly in a few words.
Edwin's Belt, also known as Edwina's Belt, is an epic and cursed item. Its only function is to completely change the user's gender, and once worn, it cannot be taken off for life.
Due to its weird characteristics, any wearer who wears it by mistake will not reveal it. Otherwise, it is a trivial matter to be laughed at, because it would be too tragic for someone to kill someone for something like this.
But this time, for the sake of the majesty of the so-called underground city master, the old lion is trying his best to collect rare treasures that can be used as a foundation for the Scepter of Eternal Night.
A certain Dungeon Master under the Lion King with unique tastes just killed his favorite and handed over Edwina's belt.
There is no airtight wall in this world, and the news that this belt is about to be auctioned has long been leaked. This rare treasure, which is a nightmare for ordinary people, is the only life-saving straw for Victoria.
"Sir, please, I've had enough of waking up and feeling empty down there. And the way those men looked at me, they just wanted to eat me in one bite. It's too unbearable. When I think about it,
, I have goosebumps all over my body...and that day once a month, for men, it is simply a nightmare!!"
Seeing this girl with pear blossoms and rain in her eyes, telling her man's nightmare with tears, I felt inexplicably a little happy. At this moment, for the sake of the image of a sleepless person, I could only try my best to hold back my laughter, so as not to be rude and laugh out loud...
...But suddenly, I figured out the subtext of what I just said.
"Wait a minute! You mean to say that I rejected you last time because you were physically female? And that you became a man and were willing to serve me? In other words, you thought I was gay!!
No man can pretend that he has not heard this rumor. Immediately, I became furious and extremely angry, and asked.
"Who said that!! Who dares to spread rumors! I want to make her look good!!"
"But that's what the sisters in the team said. Isn't your lover the city lord Adam? Moreover, you two have not been married for more than a hundred years, just because of each other's existence. Although I am not an adult yet, I am not very
I understand, but this kind of love that has lasted for hundreds of years is really touching. Sister, there are also novels and pictorials with you as the protagonist... Oh, sister, why are you gagging me?"
"Haha, sir, I'm sorry, the people below are talking nonsense. Not many people know the secrets of you and Adam. We will keep it secret, don't worry!!" Covering the mouth of my sister who broke the news.
, Diana nodded sympathetically.
At this moment, ten thousand grass and mud horses are running away in my heart, and thunder is rolling in my ears.
"Lord Roland is already a lich, so falling in love with the Lord of the City will be even harder... Ah, I really want to break the news to those painters. Their pictorials are too conservative, too outdated, life and death.
**Same-sex love, so beautiful! No, Diana, you have to hold back, and you must not leak the secret of the Sleepless One for your own desires."
And if I knew the thoughts of the seemingly serious female knight in front of me, I'm afraid, if I don't hit her to death with a hammer, I should find a pillar and hit her to death on the spot.
"Who said that?! Who spread it first!!" If a rumor spreads to a fan book and there is no mastermind behind it, I will never believe it.
"Silver...Sir Silver Rose, what happened fifteen years ago...everyone thought it was true. There are even over a hundred versions of the picture album. Everyone thought you acquiesced."
Immediately, the rising anger was poured with cold water, and I became speechless.
"Eliza!! Fifteen years ago? Isn't that the time I asked her to spread rumors about Adam?"
I wanted to be angry, but at the same time it was a little funny. Wasn't it me who taught her to spread rumors about Adam and prevent her from finding a girlfriend? It seemed that she shot herself in the foot again.
I was still surprised at the time why the rumor was so effective. Now it seems that the content of the original rumor has been replaced by the cunning Eliza. How can a man with a sexual orientation change be liked by a woman? After that, it is no wonder that regardless of gender, in
The sleepless ones are trembling in front of them.
"As expected, Eliza, I'm not popular and can't find a girlfriend. No matter what you think, it's all your fault!!"
In the past, when I said this, there would definitely be a cold voice next to me.
"No, that's all because of your brain damage/Do you need me to give you a mirror/The dead also want to fall in love, haha."
Well, even if she is not here now, I am used to thinking about her venomous tongue.
At this moment, the person who was used to hiding in my shadow and being venomous was lying quietly in his room unconscious. Thinking of this powerless reality, all my resentment suddenly disappeared.
An instinctive feeling of powerlessness emerged, and I waved my hand feebly.
"I'm not a gay. Please explain it to me clearly, then confiscate those messy things, and I'll help you get that belt."
As soon as I finished speaking, the two dark elves burst into tears of joy, hugging each other and nodding repeatedly. But from the corner behind them, a group of big men jumped out, waving and shaking their heads desperately. One of the former thieves even used sign language for thieves' investigation.
"Well... why is that 'don't agree'."
If you look carefully, you can see that some of those guys are rookies from the King's Hall, and some are judges from the Trial Hall. They are old and young. The only thing they have in common is that they are all male, and they also wear strange clothing and slogans.
"The number one member of the Victoria Support Club!" Okay, I kind of understand.
"Both men and women are actually the same. Little Victor is the tallest." This seems a bit twisted. He was also the only one who nodded and shook his head, obviously caught in a contradiction...
"Long live Queen Victoria!!" Oh, this person undoubtedly hit the historical truth and has great potential.
I understand, the news must have been leaked, and these guys came to prevent Victoria from turning back into a male.
Facing the excited men, I smiled and performed a series of thieves' sign language.
And over there, the dwarf who was proficient in thieves' sign language was interpreting each word for his companions.
"I don't care if you all go to hell. Tomorrow everyone will submit a 10,000-word examination to me! The topic is On Normal Values! Those bastards who dare not submit will be sent to Bei Feng."
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"Conspiracies and crimes that are not dragged into the light of day do not exist." This is a proverb of the dark elves. Rose encouraged her daughters to kill each other, and then let the most cunning and powerful ones come to power. The ranking of various families in a city
, that is, lofty honor and status, but also the target of killing each other.
In a sense, the rules of the game between the Dark Elf and the Spider Queen are also the rules of the entire underground world. At this moment, I clearly know that it was the Dragon Queen and the Lion King who tricked me, but I cannot retaliate blatantly.
During the covenant period, war is prohibited, and violators will become public enemies... But if you can't retaliate openly, can't I do it secretly?
At the alliance meeting, we offended a lot of underground city masters. In the underground world, there is no such thing as repaying kindness with kindness. Failure to recover after a loss will only be regarded as weakness, and weakness is the biggest sin in this world. Those underground city masters
We definitely don’t know what it means to provide help in times of need. On the contrary, dismembering the body by a pack of wolves is the most likely possibility.
I threw the scepter to the other party, knowing that I had tricked the other party, and now the other party has come back with revenge through the undead monarchs. I am afraid that the dungeon masters have seen this, and regard it as a confrontation between the old and new overlords.
Therefore, I must retaliate and retaliate harshly. It must comply with the rules and not see a trace of blood, but it must also make the other party feel real pain.
In fact, I have a bit of a headache. It stands to reason that now I am waiting for time to deduce. The closer to the auction, the pressure on the old lion will increase. The undead monarch is not easy to deal with. The most appropriate thing to do is to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. Wait until he becomes a drowned dog.
It is far more cost-effective to beat up the lost dog than to become the new generation who provokes the old Lion King.
But not reciprocating at all will not only make people look down upon, but I can't swallow this breath.
Victoria's request gave me an inspiration for revenge.
Going to buy the belt? It was impossible from the beginning. First of all, we accidentally offended almost all the dungeon masters. If we revealed our intention to buy something, those dungeon masters who did not regard money as money would definitely do it to vent their anger.
We are willing to spend huge sums of money, even if no one comes forward to take advantage of us, even the underground overlords will not make it easy for us.
Since you can't buy it, just steal it. Of course, due to the Scepter of Eternal Night, the auction house must be very guarded, but in my hands, don't I have the world's best thief - the "Son of Greed".
No matter how strict the defense is, it is only against humanoid creatures. No matter what kind of cage or safe, it can't prevent liquid life forms that can change forms at will.
The greedy mother body in the underground pipeline has died as expected, but not all the sons of greed died because of this. Some of the sons of greed were regarded as "holy objects" by the druids of the Buffalo Alliance and were recruited to become animal allies who share life, that is, the tragic wind
, also caught one as a pet, and used the ability of the Beast King Hunter to feed it... I can't imagine why they raised it, and what will happen when they return to Sulfur Mountain City.
"As expected, we still have to leave these perverts here to fend for themselves."
But now, I am a little grateful to those perverts. Otherwise, I would have to bear the pressure of insiders and open the greedy mother body that has re-increased its value to a full tank... If I accidentally lose it, well
, according to my understanding of myself, I will probably take off my clothes. If I come to the city without clothes again, if Eliza wakes up, she will kill me without hesitation.
Find a druid to borrow his animal companion, and perform mental synchronization with this strange half-dead and half-alive slime... Why not borrow the Sorrow Hunter's? Mental synchronization will instinctively share the undead.
Physical memory, I don't want to know what the most powerful pervert in history did.
Because of my trap, the auction house and the Lion King's Mansion became history together. Now the Lion King and his belongings should be together with the Dragon Queen.
So, I took the small thing to the door of the Dragon Queen's temporary residence, put down the slime, and let it shuttle through the underground pipes...
Okay, let's ignore the smell of sewers that is like stinky salted fish that has been left for thirty months, and ignore the dark little residents in the pipes, and ignore the various guards fighting for their wits.
After many difficulties and dangers, I finally found my destination.
It was a huge treasure house, and the sleeping dragon at the door was actually the Dragon Queen herself. It seemed that they had had enough of endless thieves and robbers these days.
I got in through the exhaust hole, and there was indeed a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the son of greed, but with my direct control, how could my instinctive fear, which was originally the back door, block me, and I carefully avoided it.
After several traps, I entered the core of the treasure house,
Many auction items were placed together. Slime individuals were limited and could only take away a few items. The first thing to be abandoned was the Scepter of Eternal Night in the center of the treasure house.
"Hmph, it's much worse than my craftsmanship. Even if it doesn't have the sense of soul, I know it's a fake."
It seems that the underground overlords are not stupid. The treasure house guarded by the Dragon Queen is only a fake. At the same time, I can sense that the real scepter is still in the arms of the Lion King.
"The key to the water elemental plane? The core of the Titan? Haha, that's it."
It's not a good thing to be greedy for too much. After taking away the most valuable items and the belt in front of me, I set off on my way back.
But when I walked to the road, I heard someone talking to the Lion King outside the ventilation duct.
"You must keep the scepter. If you mess up, lion, death is not the end. Your soul will always howl in the Earl's lamp!"
"Yes, sir, please tell the earl that I have always completed the task."
A count, can the underground overlord be obedient? A demon count? Thinking of the soul light it mentioned, a familiar name came to mind.
"Demon Count, Soul Eater Kakajiri?" And when I wanted to eavesdrop further, the voice sounded deep and unpleasant. It must have been a secret, and magic was used to silence it.
But for slimes, ears are not needed for hearing. Fixed vibrations of sound waves are enough.
"...The door to the plane will surely open...the count's army will flood everything"
"Brimstone Mountain City...God of Fire Elemental...Traitor."
Obviously, judging from these keywords, the Lion King and the demons still have not given up. They are planning something. Unfortunately, something obviously interfered with my eavesdropping, and the information I obtained was too fragmentary.
Later, in order to avoid being discovered by the detection spell, I revoked the control of the Son of Greed and let it come back from the underground pipe on its own... Okay, I admit, it was mainly because of the smell and the little black thing.
It's disgusting.
But the accident happened after returning to the camp. I only felt that it was attacked by someone after climbing out of the underground sewer, and then perished.
"It must have been someone who treated it as an assassin. Forget it. Judging from the reaction of the power of law, it must be a colleague in the trial hall. Let's ask them tomorrow and get those things back."
Considering that it was already four o'clock in the morning, after remembering the location where I lost contact, I decided to wait until dawn to retrieve those things.
The next day, before dawn, a woman's high-pitched scream woke up the entire manor early.
"...This voice is a bit like Koros...Wait a minute, Koros! The most beautiful woman in the judicial system!!"
Judging from the direction of the commotion, it happened to be Koros's bedroom.
I looked up at the sky speechless. Judging from my previous unlucky experiences, this time, I was out of luck again...
And sure enough, when she took out the dwarf telescope, what she saw was a tearful girl. Her lower body was wearing men's uniform trousers, but she was wearing a brand-new belt. Her upper body was bulging in a shirt that she couldn't cover even with her arms folded across her chest.
Living in the plump mountains, that beautiful face, and the amazing acquaintance with Koros.
"It seems that the most beautiful woman is going to become the most beautiful woman. Can you pretend that you don't know? By the way, let's issue a document tomorrow. First, ban the inexplicable Victoria Support Club, and then ban the 'Kolos Support Club' that will probably appear.
Tuanba'. Well, I'm a good person, and these unlucky things really have nothing to do with me."
