"Give it back to me, this is my belt!!! Woo...woo! I have sacrificed everything for it, why should you take away my last hope?" The dark elf girl had already cried into tears.
He was a man, but he still hugged Kross's waist tightly, and his tears had already wet the other person's chest.
"Let go!" Kross himself was about to cry. He obviously just picked up a belt from a "Son of Greed", and he just tried it because it looked beautiful. Why did he suffer such a result?
But the colleagues in the four halls and one courtyard next to them all looked at Koros who was attacked with sympathy... Okay, let us ignore the weird curvature of some people's mouth corners and the confused saliva, and treat it as
It's sympathy.
"You took away my last hope. I...I will fight with you." The underage Victoria raised her fists and planned to die together with Koros.
"I...I'm even worse off than you are. I still have a fiancée!! I plan to go back to my hometown to get married in more than fifty years! Wow...wuwu."
Thinking of his childhood sweetheart from his hometown, Koros, who was already a little weak, collapsed on the ground and burst into tears.
"Uuuu...why are we so unlucky? We should be men obviously."
Seeing the fate of Koros, Victoria finally dropped her little fist, and in the end, the two ill-fated "girls" hugged each other and cried.
I shook my head helplessly. Although I didn't do it on purpose, it did have something to do with me. Maybe I should find a way to end this farce.
"Actually, in this world, necromancy is much more effective than plastic surgery and surgery. Organ transplantation cannot even be called a minor surgery. If they don't recommend using other people's organs. Otherwise, ask them if I can do it for them.
Minor surgery.”
In the end, I gave up this method of treating the symptoms and the root cause. I always felt that once I spoke out, not only would I be beaten, but my remaining moral integrity and dignity would be wiped out.
"Let's find other ways..."
At this time, the system jumped out to increase the presence and cause trouble.
"Ding! First...well, the system doesn't remember how many people were unlucky because of this, but that bitch is so miserable that I can't even stand the system anymore, so I'll give you some rewards. Reward honors.
Title: Natural Disaster, equipped with the passive skill Plague God Aura. This title cannot be hidden and turned off, and the halo is permanently turned on."
"Natural disaster: In daily life, you always see other people being unlucky, and you even begin to think that is the normal state of the world. But finally one day, you find that you are the source of their misfortune! Equipment
After the charm is -10, the attack of small animals on you will be tripled."
"Halo of the Plague God: I don't know why, but the pets you raise always die inexplicably, and the people you meet are always very unlucky. If some people think that everything is going well for them and they have no fear, or some people think that they can't be more miserable.
, then, he must not have met you yet."
"Halo effect: Hidden attribute luck increases by 10%, yes, it increases, you read that right, but as long as there is a possibility of unlucky, even if the chance is only 1%, someone is destined to be unlucky. The lower the luck value, the easier it is to get hit.
If no one else is unlucky, then you are the one who is unlucky! PS. The halo effect is ineffective on spearmen and Korean drama heroines. Why? Do you know that halos cannot be superimposed with the same effect? In terms of unlucky, their spearmen and supporting characters are doomed to tragedy.
The halo is much more powerful than your plague halo!"
"Now you understand why your luck value is increased. Now go find some unlucky lightning rods."
I understand what it means that the system thinks you are a bad luck person.
The negative effect of reducing charm by 10, judging from my charm value of minus 88, actually means nothing. Anyway, I can scare people to death with my face, so there is not much difference between scaring a few to death and scaring dozens to death.
However, this is the first time I know that there is so-called luck value in this world... Inexplicably, I feel that even if the system does not display it, my luck value is absolutely shockingly low.
But now, I am a little interested in the halo of the god of plague. The strong must learn to make good use of all the factors that can be used, even if the factors seem very deceptive and spoof, maybe the precious gemstones are hidden in the small roadside.
Among the stones.
"The lower the luck value, the easier it is to get tricked? Then... let's try it."
I randomly picked up three pebbles, then selected one and threw it vigorously into the air with the wind.
The first one had just flown halfway when the strong wind blew it away and drew a beautiful parabola. With a "bang", it hit the Roland 2 which was undergoing maintenance, and then slid down the body of the big robot.
"Dang, Dang, Dang." After continuous ejections, it finally found its target.
"Ah! It hurts!!! Who is it, who is it, so unethical!!" The stone hit the centaur Anlia, who had been hired as a cook, on the head, and then slid down.
...
"Ahhhhh. Anriya's soup!! Ah. My plate! No, that vase is very expensive. Uncle Henry in the kitchen will kill me!!"
The stones stirred back and forth in each porcelain, "Papapa", and after the crisp sound of "Dang Dang", after the rescue of Amway, all became fragments.
In fact, I could see clearly that if she hadn't moved, she would have smashed a plate at most, but she was running around on all fours, clumsily trying to grab the stone, knocking over countless tables along the way, and the plates and other porcelain were all smashed.
Broken.
"Has the one with the lowest luck value appeared? Poor kid, I hope your first month's salary is enough for you to compensate."
I shook my head sympathetically, and looking at the figure holding the broken plate and trying to put it together, and the ghostly figure behind it, I decided to help her.
"Well, Diana, go help Anlia. Bei Feng has set his sights on her and is laughing lewdly on the window sill. Don't let him succeed. Don't give me face. Beat me to death. Don't be afraid of beating me to death. Gold-level hunters are very strong.
.”
Well, as we watch the urban management team set off, the one with the lowest luck at this time is undoubtedly the unlucky Centaur Anriya who thought we were coming and lost countless jobs.
"The second one..." After hesitating for a moment, I finally decided to give it a try.
This time, despite the wind, the rocks strangely stayed put and actually went straight up and down.
"Could it be me..."
It was almost on my head, but the wind came, and it drifted with the wind, but it hit the head of some unlucky guy.
"Ah, it hurts!"
The unlucky Victoria was hit by the trick, and a small stone fell directly into her long hair. Victoria, who was very uncomfortable, shook her head vigorously, and the stone flew out.
"Boom." That was the crisp sound of the meat and eggs being lightly bumped, and something that should not have existed could not help but ripple under the impact of external forces. Under the turbulent waves, the shirt that had already collapsed to the limit was finally wiped out, and the snow-white white rabbit
When he jumped out and his lust was boundless, Koros immediately turned red in the face.
This isn't over yet...
"Ahhhhhh!" Amidst the exclamations of the perverted wolves around him, the stone fell directly down the river, fell into his pants, and slid underneath. At that moment, Koros burst into tears again.
"Don't move, sister, I'll get it for you." Due to similar fates and a "sister" relationship that had just been established as a solid revolutionary friendship, Victoria took the initiative to put her hand into the other person's pants to look for it.
"No!!" But at this time, Koros had long been frightened. The unfamiliar touch on her thigh made her tremble and even fear. She quickly grabbed the evil hand that was trying to do evil. Finally, the two "sisters" fought "hand-to-hand", especially
It was Koros' untied shirt that made the surrounding wolves excited and howling.
Well, you have to deal with your own mistakes. It is too dangerous to continue like this.
I would say that the scene of the two super beauties leaking their sex photos made me have the urge to look up to the sky and scream.
"Yawen, take those bastards with excessive male hormone secretion... take them to the kitchen for cleaning,"
In the distance, the city officials were beating up the sad wind who was trying to "hunt", while on the side, Anliya apologized to Henry, the kitchen chef, while picking up the pieces.
Well, in fact, she was worried that she would be fired again, so she panicked and continued her impulse to destroy the kitchen.
"Pa!" "Why is it broken again! Anriya really didn't mean it. Don't fire me, uncle! Anriya will try hard to clean it up. Ahhhh, why is it broken again?"
"Go quickly. Before that stupid centaur destroys all the tableware and leaves us with no dinner today!"
Well, the two stones have started a bloody storm in another sense. Looking at the last stone in my hand, I shuddered. Perhaps, this small stone is more dangerous than my carefully crafted Evernight Scepter.
"Well, who is Victoria or Koros in second place? Forget it, it's almost the same, let's just tie it for second place. Since there are already three lightning rods, as long as they are around, I can rest assured about the effect of the plague god's halo. No, lightning rods
The more of this kind of thing, the better.”
I decided to continue with my attention. This time, in order not to affect the people around me, I gave it a magic that makes it fly quickly, so that it can fly far away.
"Go, my mine detector, and let's see who is the next unlucky guy!!"
But as soon as the pebbles flew out, no shadow could be seen, and they actually floated straight up in the wind. Then, a roar came from the clouds.
"It was that bastard who threw things and hit people!! I￥%￥...￥"
Well, it’s Xiaohong’s voice. She’s been beaten up several times recently, and she hasn’t regained her position after suffering a lot of losses. She’s very angry.
"Is it Xiaohong? Isn't she always very lucky? Haha, it seems that this thing can't be done accurately."
"As expected, it's you, you bastard! It's all your fault that I've been so unlucky recently! You actually dare to provoke me! Look at me overwhelming!!"
Well, looking at the expanding black shadow above my head and the obviously angry roar, I revised my judgment.
"Oh, it turns out that I am the third one. Well, I will at least have a lightning rod by my side from now on."
Ahem... Let’s not talk about how I managed to escape by causing chaos later. After this incident, I made up my mind to bring at least one person with me who is less lucky than me.
Then, looking at Victoria and Kross, who were lightning rods and helped me avoid a lot of disasters, I felt a little sorry. Finally, I finally found a solution that could only be said to be barely adequate.
"Male Drowning Spring." A magical spring in an old cartoon. It can turn a woman into a strange physique. As long as she touches hot water, she will become a man. If she encounters cold water, she will turn into a girl again.
In order to draw this treasure from another world, I spent a lot of points and several months of lottery opportunities, and finally got what I wanted, but...
There is only one copy of Male Drowning Spring...
At that time, Coros and Victoria, who had become closer than their own sisters, fought for the opportunity of the incomplete man. Finally, under the influence of a certain plague god's halo, the spring water hit an unlucky guy who happened to be passing by.
