157 【Orange and Yellow Fruits】Ask for a monthly ticket
Wang Jing's meaning is actually very clear, that is, I am innocent, let me go, if you want to convict me, you have to watch the video show of the real-life battle recorded on my mobile phone. Do you agree or not?
That's your opinion.
"You stupid idiot, I'm going to let you go today. If you dare to fall into my hands next time, you will go to hell! Huh!!" Ge Xiangxiang was beaten by Wang.
Inoue had her most precious first time, and she also held the handle of her lifelong chastity in her hand. The woman was helpless, although she hated Wang Jing in her heart so much that her teeth itched, but there was a tear from the corner of her eye on her hand.
While putting on his clothes, he shouted loudly in the room.
"If you dare to spread this video, I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs!" After shouting, Ge Xiangxiang put on her clothes, tidied them up, cursed loudly, slammed the door and left.
go out.
Wang Jing chuckled in the room and murmured: "Damn, let's see if you, a little Shao Pen, dare to slap such a handsome face like me!" After saying that, this guy even used his mobile phone narcissistically.
He took a look at the face that had been beaten into the shape of a pig's head and exclaimed: "Holy shit, it's been beaten to a point of shapelessness? Eighty times, I'm going to suffer a loss!"
If the police officers outside know what Wang Jing did and what he said, they will definitely be punished by this group of police officers. Although no one dares to provoke Ge Xiangxiang,
, that hot figure, the handsome appearance, the windy posture, and the shocking open words, all these have become the perfect objects for these old virgins to lie on the kang after work.
After eating eighty-one times, this guy actually dares to call Ge Xiangxiang a bargain?
"Damn, I need to pee!" After Wang Jing finished his work, he suddenly felt that he had a need to urinate, so he shouted outside: "What? Is there anyone outside? I need to pee!"
"Hold it in!"
A very simple voice came from outside, which could be regarded as a solution to Wang Jing's problem. After listening to it, Wang Jing remembered that he seemed to have had a virgin just now. Alas, I don't know, does a virgin have a lot of Yuan Yin?
Thinking of this, after hearing no sound of footsteps outside, this guy took off the colorful holy tree from his neck, then turned around, placed it on the ground behind him, and said, "Become mine."
Two so tall'
'Whoosh~' Just after he finished reciting, the small 'hanging ornament' in front of him had grown to a tree as tall as Wang Jing. Wang Jing took out his proud tree with anticipation in his heart.
The big bird, humming a little tune in its mouth, began to pee on the golden tripod.
"Papa~" Sure enough, just as Wang Jing thought, just after urinating, two more fruits fell from the bowl. The guy hurriedly hid his big bird, and then hurriedly ran around to grab the fruit.
The two fruits were caught in his hands with great difficulty.
"Mother!" After seeing that one fruit almost fell to the ground, and this time two fruits fell down at once, the guy murmured angrily: "It seems that next time, I have to put a layer under the tree.
I need a piece of cloth before I can pee. If I have sex with five or six virgin girls in the future, wouldn’t they all fall to the ground? How can a ghost catch so many fruits?”
Thinking of this, Wang Jing's heart became crooked again. He thought, would it be great to do it with so many people? If this fruit has magical functions, then he can do it all at once.
If you eat them all, will you become as strong as Superman?
Afraid of waiting for someone to come later, the idiot quickly reduced the two fruits to smaller sizes, then put away his precious pendant and swallowed two of them in one gulp, swallowing all the orange and yellow fruits.
Immediately afterwards, a strong light of two intertwined colors suddenly burst out from inside Wang Jing's body, illuminating the interrogation room with unprecedented clarity...
"Dong dong~" the footsteps came from far away, and the dazzling light emanating from Wang Jing's body began to slowly dim. It was not until the interrogation room was twisted that it was completely contained.
Within his body, everything in the room returned to normal.
"Is your name Wang Jing?" After the door was opened, two male policemen, one tall and one short, walked in. The tall man looked at Wang Jing indifferently and asked coldly.
Wang Jing saw this, nodded, and then stopped talking, because he was depressed, why after eating those two fruits, his head was not like eating the first red fruit, there was a steady stream of red fruits.
Medical knowledge is transferred into one’s own brain.
"Are these two bad fruits? Or are they two ordinary fruits? Damn it, it's too shady, right? Why don't I give this virgin girl Yuanyin a chance to come!!" Wang Jing felt bored in his heart, waiting for the tall one.
The police officer chattered for a long time, and then said: "Okay, sign this, and you can leave!" Wang Jingcai looked frustrated and frustrated. He felt that he had just eaten two ordinary people.
of fruit.
He took the paper and pen with a dejected look, signed, and then walked out of the police station and onto the main road with all the police officers looking funny and weird.
"Bang!" He came to a wall next to the Public Security Bureau and punched the publicity glass on the granite outer wall of the police station. He muttered: "Damn, what the hell is a broken tree?
There are actually bad consequences, Master, you didn’t lie to me, did you?”
"Sss!!" Wang Jing looked sad and after letting go of the anger accumulated in his heart, he raised his head and was about to take out his hand, but when he saw the scene in front of him, he suddenly took a breath of air and murmured.
: "Holy crap, what kind of kungfu is this?"
I saw Wang Jing punching a small piece of promotional glass attached to the wall. The entire piece of glass about two meters long and wide was cracked into snowflakes by Wang Jing's punch.
condition, but nothing happened to my hands.
After raising his fist, Wang Jing's eyes opened even wider. I thought that the small piece of glass that was hit by his fist had been smashed into powder by himself.
"Wow~" He retracted his fist in surprise, and the entire glass suddenly shattered into small pieces, and fell backwards towards Wang Jing who was standing under the wall. When Wang Jing saw this, out of defense, he violently shook his hands.
The glass was shielded above his head. The glass hit Wang Jing's body and scattered under his feet. After putting it down, the second-rate man unexpectedly found that his bare arms were not covered by anything.
The broken glass made a small cut.
"Oh, I have magic skills!!" Wang Jing looked around for a while, finally smiled, raised his fist and shouted.
"Boy, what are you doing? Destroying public property? What, don't run away, just stop!" When I was excited, maybe I felt a movement outside the wall. Two police officers turned around from the corner.
Seeing the broken glass pieces on the ground, he shouted to Wang Jing.
Wang Jing is not stupid. Every time he enters the police station, a beautiful woman comes to interrogate him and gives him free food. When he saw the two policemen, he immediately ran towards the crowded place on the street. After a while,
Shake those two strips cleanly.
"Hey, two idiots!" Wang Jing shook off the two notes and started wandering on the street after smiling slyly. He was thinking about what the two fruits just now brought to him.
What ability do you have?
Judging from the situation just now, my strength and energy seem to have become even greater on the basis of the original strength. However, if I am strong, the fragments of the glass will also scratch my arm, right?
Could it be that I already have the ability to be invulnerable? That's great.
"Come on, come on, pass by, don't miss it, um, I am the technical consultant, guide and overall planner of the Royal Acrobatic Troupe of the United Kingdom. Now I will give you a live performance of Li Xiaoli flying knives.
So what, I need a deputy to help me pick up the apples now, who is willing?" In the midst of his joy, Wang Jing came to an open-air square, and heard a loudspeaker playing music in the distance.
.
After Wang Jing heard this, he thought, nnd, why not give it a try?
"Tsk, what should I do if I stab myself with a knife? Will you pay compensation if someone dies?" There were quite a few people watching the fun, but no one came on stage. They all started discussing under the stage.
"What's that? I'll do it!" After Wang Jing gained more strength, he easily lined up the crowd in front of him, walked to the stage, raised his hands and shouted, and those
The person who was squeezed away by Wang Jing wanted to be violent, but after seeing the strong muscles on Wang Jing's arms, he immediately chose to remain silent.
"Hahaha, this gentleman is brave. So what, sir, what's your last name?" The man who was a street performer dressed like a clown, when he saw that someone was finally willing to come forward and let him test it, he immediately opened a cup.
He laughed loudly, pushed Wang Jing from the audience to the stage, shook hands enthusiastically, and started asking.
"Well, stop talking nonsense. Well, let's do this. I'm using my life and fortune to play along with your game. If you accidentally stab me, you'll pay me 1,000 yuan for my medical expenses, right?" Wang Jing thought to himself,
When I came here, I couldn't work for this clown in vain, so I started bargaining with this man on the stage.
"Hahaha, I'm..." When the man dressed like a clown heard this, he burst into laughter and moved out all the high-end positions in the Royal Circus of England. After that, he said another sentence
: "Don't worry, I will open my eyes three times with my sword and close my eyes three times with my sword. If one of my swords touches your body, I will pay you ten times the price!!"