158 【Clown Performing Arts】Ask for a monthly ticket
"Sure!" Wang Jing is also a guy who is not afraid of anything. When he heard the price, he couldn't help but think that this guy accidentally stabbed himself six times, earning 600,000 a day, and he could be well off.
Haha~ When Wang Jing heard this, he had a bad idea.
However, as soon as he finished thinking about it, this guy regretted it again. He thought to himself, this person is just a street performer. If he really stabbed himself, he would probably run away long ago. He shook his head, and this
I feel like this transaction is a bit of a loss.
However, now that I have been pushed and fixed on a human-shaped wooden target by the clown with a smile on his face, if he wants to leave, then his face will be completely lost. If any gangster on Tianmu Town sees it,
If the scene of him escaping from battle was spread when he went back, wouldn't his reputation be completely ruined?
With this thought in his mind, this guy was ready to risk his life. After feeling emboldened, he said to the clown: "Well, come on, just six knives, I'm still busy!"
"Dear viewers and guests, please watch carefully. Now I have three swords with my eyes open and three swords with my eyes closed. I won't miss any of them. So, brother, I am also just making a living. Some people think that my skills are good, everyone.
Don't be stingy, I'll reward you with a day's ration today. I'm very grateful!" When the clown saw that they were tied up, he smiled and went to the stage to sell and burn them.
Upon hearing this, Wang Jing felt a chill in his heart. He thought to himself, this poor guy turned out to be poor. After all, he is also the boss of the party. He will never starve to death. This guy earns a living every day. Damn it.
Big loss!
'Whoosh~' Just as he was thinking about it, a flying knife made a whoosh sound, and pierced the intersection where Wang Jing's butt parts diverged, which was the bottom of his second brother. Wang Jing stared at the still shaking knife handle and was suddenly broken.
He cursed: "Damn it, what's wrong with you? That's the guy I'm just trying to make ends meet!!"
"Oh~!! Bang bang bang!" Wang Jing's shout was loud, but after the audience below saw it, the sound became even louder. There was a roar of shouts and applause, but the clown didn't show any concern at all.
After hearing what he said, Guang was furious in front of the stage with a look of embarrassment on his face.
"Damn it, don't take the old man seriously, you are so good-looking." Seeing that this clown didn't appreciate him at all, the guy felt very uncomfortable in his heart, and a conspiracy began to brew in his heart.
Come.
'Whoosh!' Two more knives flew towards Wang Jing's left and right ears. Listening to the swinging sound of the knife handles next to his ears, he felt that nothing happened to his ears. In fact, that guy was thinking
I have been arrogant and regretted playing such a high-risk and thrilling game.
However, the audience in the audience did not appreciate the feeling in Wang Jing's heart at this time. They shouted desperately in the audience, and some young white-collar workers who had some money and enjoyed watching also
He started throwing money into the big washbasin on the stage.
After the clown looked at the reactions of the audience below, his face was full of satisfaction. Seeing that people's excitement had been aroused by him, he immediately smiled and said: "Okay, dear audience friends, now,
It’s the most interesting moment that best reflects my skills!”
After the guy finished saying this, he put down the microphone in his hand, then picked up a long black cloth strip on the table on the stage, folded it a few times in front of the audience, and then wrapped it around his eyes.
He went up and immediately picked up a throwing knife from his table.
Seeing this, the cheering crowd below suddenly became quiet. Now they started to pay attention to the young man tied to the target. The clown was more than ten years away from the young man.
As for the distance of meters, if that guy hit the t-t the moment he swung the knife, then...
'Whoosh!' Just as the people in the audience were sweating for Wang Jing, the knife in the clown's hand flew out and rushed towards Wang Jing's head. Wang Jing thought to himself, Ah Ni
Stealing the Buddha, it seemed that God heard this second-rate man's prayer. The flying knife stabbed firmly into the wooden board one centimeter above his head, without piercing his skull at all.
"Oh!!" After the audience saw this, they immediately cheered for the leader of the British Royal Academy. Before the cheers stopped, another knife stabbed Wang Jing's left thumb firmly.
and between the index fingers.
The overwhelming shouts began to spread to the surrounding cities. At this time, there were almost more than 3,000 casual people who came here to watch the theater after seeing the excitement. At this scale, let alone that kind of people.
It feels like a celebrity holding a concert.
"Whoosh", another knife came straight towards Wang Jing. Wang Jing was heartbroken and moved his right thumb slightly. As he had guessed, the knife was firmly fixed between his thumb and index finger.
,only....
"Ah! Ouch! It hurts me so much. How did you stab me? Come on, pay me!!" The blade of the knife slightly scratched Wang Jing's thumb.
To be honest, the hole was not deep, but although Wang Jing could not move at this time, he still shouted that it would be even more miserable to kill the pig...
"Hey, are you wrong? This knife is over when it's done, give me some face!" Upon hearing Wang Jing's voice, the audience below could not see clearly the condition of Wang Jing's fingers, but from the sound, it seemed that it was the clown.
My technique is not too strong, did it hit that young man?
"Hey, you're not very skilled, so you still want me to open the back door to deceive these ignorant viewers?" Wang Jing bit his tongue and said, "I don't care, I won't compensate."
My money, I’m just yelling here, if you dare to run away, I’ll call the police!”
"You idiot, you farted. I clearly saw you move your fingers. If you hadn't..." The clown was so anxious that he actually leaked a shocking revelation to Wang Jing.
"Haha, let me tell you, why do you have such high skills? It turns out you were a fraud!!" Wang Jing chuckled, this little trick was actually used to steal money, and then he raised his voice and shouted: "Everyone
audience..."
However, before he finished speaking, the clown covered his face in a panic, and nervously lowered his voice and said: "You idiot, look who I am? Don't hit my brother."
Signboard, what is that, hide it from me, and when the show is over, we can go drink together!"
"Master Huahua?" After Wang Jing heard this, he began to carefully look at the clown with his face covered in paint. After looking carefully, he finally saw the mold of the face, not to mention, what else.
She really has a similar look to her pretty face.
"Hey, let's play big today. Whoever loses, how about running around naked in the streets of the city?" Hua Hua rarely saw the idiot in front of him and recognized him. He immediately smiled and gave the wig in front of him to
He put it on his head and said: "Hurry up, tell me what you said, I'm fine, tell me I'm good at skills, let's go find a hotel!"
"Hahaha, what, I'm just joking with you. I'll scare you. This clown's skills are amazing!" Wang Jing laughed and shouted as soon as he heard that there was wine.
"Oh~!! Like, praise, praise!" After hearing Wang Jing's words and that smile, the group of freeloaders at the bottom immediately put aside their doubts and began to shout.
"Dudu~!" At this moment, a car drove up next to Huahua Shao's simple wooden platform, and the low horn sounded twice, drowning out the shouts.
"Damn it, these people have nothing to do after eating, and they are here to destroy me again!" When the young Huahua saw the urban management car, he suddenly felt irritated. After cursing, he dismissed Wang Jing.
He picked up the pot in front of him and offered a reward of 15 cents, then picked up Wang Jing and ran off the stage like the other end.
"Then what, those people are your enemies?" Wang Jing looked back at the unfamiliar uniform with a confused look on his face, and asked Huahua Shao who was running away with his life.
"You idiot, that's the urban management!" Huahua Shao rolled his eyes when he saw that Wang Jing changed from a country bully to a country bumpkin as soon as he entered the city, and then opened a green super truck on the side of the road.
Feng, even a country bumpkin like Wang Jing would be shocked at the sight of a sports car, so he jumped in and said: "Young man, get in the car and let's go drink together!!"
"Damn it, it's good to be a rich man's son, but what, this car must be worth tens of thousands, right?" Wang Jing sighed in his heart, he was a young man who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but I have carried it away.
A poor country bumpkin who is deeply in debt, if it weren't for the fact that Huahua spends money lavishly, he really doesn't look like a rich second generation at all.
"Tch, this is considered low-level in Linhai City. People like me who are eager to learn and make progress and don't spend money recklessly are rare nowadays! Hee~!" When Huahua Shao heard this, he immediately started boasting desperately.
Own.
"Then what, when you went up the mountain, did the old man sexually abuse you? Did you run down the mountain so quickly? Or was he driven down because he couldn't bear the pain? Haha~" Wang Jingjian
After falling in love with the former fair-weather brother, he immediately began to damage his personality again.
"Tch, that's not your fault, nnd, if you weren't my senior brother, I would have brought a dozen people to gang-rape you today!"
When Huahua Shao heard this, he became very angry. After scaring Wang Jing, he sighed: "Didn't I go to catch snakes that night? I was so late for a few hours, so the bald man sent me to the mountain."
When he came, he said that he was too restless and couldn't calm down to learn advanced medical skills. Then he said that he asked me to come down the mountain. When I feel calmer, I can go up the mountain to accept his test!"