"Brothers! Brothers!" Changmao waved his arms and said excitedly, holding up his mobile phone: "Jiaojiao called and said they are almost ready and will be waiting for us downstairs in a while. Everyone quickly dressed up and tidied up.
Something!"
"Okay!" Everyone cheered and turned around to go about their business.
For these pure losers, being able to go camping with a group of beauties is simply a piece of cake in the sky.
Fatty Wei pulled Wen Fei and said, "Hit me!"
"What for?" Wen Fei asked.
Fatty Wei said: "I want to confirm whether I am dreaming?"
Without saying a word, Wen Fei raised his hand and slapped his ears on Fatty Wei's face, "You're a bitch!"
Fatty Wei fell on the bed with his face covered, his cheeks swollen, and five bright red finger prints popped out, "It hurts me so much, can't you be gentler?"
Wen Fei waved his hand: "You have thick skin and lots of flesh, so you need to work hard!"
Big Bear put on a tight-fitting vest, showing off his strong muscles, then casually put on a small vest, snatched the gel water from Little Four Eyes' hands, and sprayed it on his head, messing up his hair.
He stood upright, like a hedgehog, and then looked in the mirror, "How are you? Do you look like a sunny man?"
"You are just like a wild boar. Girls nowadays don't like rude ones like you. They all like artistic ones!" As he said this, Xiao Siyan took back the gel water from Big Bear's hand and smoothed his hair.
Pinch it at the front, and then raise it high, like a tilted bow. He said: "This will make me look taller!"
"Disabled person, bounce away!" Changmao pushed Xiaosi's eyes away and occupied the full-length mirror, his fiery red hair fluttering in the wind. He picked up a razor, then raised his arm, and started shaving happily.
The armpit hair rises, and the armpit hair falls down one after another, making a swishing sound.
"Whoops!" Fatty Wei bounced up from the ground like a meat ball, like a human cannonball, knocking his long hair away and sticking to the glass window, like a swatted fly.
"You actually used my razor to shave your armpit hair?!" Fatty Wei stared red eyes and pinched the long-haired neck with both hands: "Fat Master is going to kill you! Ahhhh——"
Changmao's face was as suffocated as a tomato. He gasped and said: "Wen Fei... Wen Fei's boy... also used to... shave... his anus hair... You go and settle the score with him -
"
"What?!" Fatty Wei ran towards Wen Fei.
Wen Fei ducked into the bathroom and locked the door.
Fatty Wei was banging loudly outside: "Wen Fei, you bastard, I'm going to pop your asshole!"
Looking at the noisy dormitory and listening to the dirty words of these losers, Robin Hood felt like he had entered a primitive world.
But at the same time, Robin Hood also felt very real. With these losers, he felt very happy every moment, truly living in this world, and he could truly feel that he was a flesh-and-blood person.
Once upon a time, he was like a cold machine, wandering around the edge of the world, shuttling through mountains and swamps, like a ghost, performing one top-secret mission after another.
Now, he can walk under the blue sky and on the crowded streets. The breath of life makes him feel how good it is to be alive.
"Boss, what are you doing standing still? Let's go!" Changmao pushed Robin Hood.
Robin Hood looked around and saw that these losers had already packed their bags. Each of them was carrying a big bag, as if they were going to march to fight. Some were carrying tents, some were carrying food, and some were carrying food.
They were carrying outdoor supplies, and some were carrying pots and pans.
Robin Hood couldn't help laughing, "I finally know the purpose of those girls inviting you, a group of porters!"
Da Xiong laughed lewdly: "As long as there is meat to eat, I can even be a tracker!"
Changmao kicked Big Bear: "What a bitch!"
Wen Fei said: "Before we go out, everyone should agree that each person has a goal, and no one is allowed to snatch it! The boss's goal is Su Xiaodie, Changmao's goal is Ruan Jiaojiao, my goal... uh... hehe, naturally
It’s my fellow Shanghainese, Chen Mei! Okay, you can pick the rest!"
Fatty Wei quickly raised his hand: "My goal is tranquility!"
Big Bear turned to look at Fatty Wei with a fierce look in his eyes: "Fatboy, what are you talking about? If you dare to snatch a woman from me, believe it or not, I will kill you? A gentle Jiangnan girl like Jing Jing will naturally be worthy of me.
A mighty Northeastern man! You Shaanxi Roujiamo, go away!"
Fatty Wei looked aggrieved, "Then...who should I choose?"
Da Xiong said: "Isn't there another Shi Nan?"
"Ah?" Fatty Wei said aggrievedly: "But...but that's a man. I really can't bear it..."
Little Siyan stood on tiptoes: "Fat man, do you want this Shi Nan? I don't want it, that's the decision!"
Little Four Eyes ruthlessly took away the last target.
Fatty Wei was almost dumbfounded and looked at Xiao Si blankly: "What the fuck! You kid is so crazy that you even dare to fuck a man's mother-in-law?"
Xiaosi said with eyes: "She is a tomboy, but she is not a man. After all, she has two breasts and a small hole, right? In fact, the male is not ugly at all. She is also very beautiful when covered with a quilt at night!"
Changmao gave a thumbs up to Little Four Eyes: "Little Four Eyes, you have the guts!"
Xiao Si touched the nose of his plane with a smart look: "I decided to lose my virginity during this camping trip!"
Wen Fei shook hands with Xiao Si: "Let's work hard together!"
"Dad Ganba!" Big Bear raised his arms: "This trip is named 'Journey to Broken Virginity'!"
Fatty Wei's eyes lit up: "Isn't there another Teacher Han?"
Before he finished speaking, Fatty Wei received a punch. All the brothers surrounded Fatty Wei and said sternly: "No!"
Fatty Wei was very aggrieved: "Why?"
Everyone said in unison: "Because Teacher Han is our goddess, she is our common property!"
"I'm... so heartbroken..." Fatty Wei cried and made a fuss.
"How about you stay in the dormitory?" Changmao said.
"I...I'm going to hand you toilet paper..." Fatty Wei said depressedly.
When we arrived downstairs in the dormitory, a group of young and beautiful girls were already waiting downstairs.
As soon as these losers saw those girls, they couldn't even walk. Everyone had a coveted smile on their face.
The girls who can enter the art department of Xinghui University actually have pretty good looks, but some girls don't dress up much on weekdays, so they don't stand out enough. This time they are going out for a camping trip, and each of them has dressed up carefully, so they naturally look...
It's so beautiful that it makes those losers' blood boil and their sperms go to their brains.
These two days have been sunny and windy, and the temperature has turned around. The temperature during the day has reached over 20 degrees, and the beauties are also wearing relatively fresh clothes.
Su Xiaodie wore a light blue skirt, a pair of exquisite high heels, a small coat, and a small designer bag. She looked like a socialite.
Ruan Jiaojiao was also wearing a skirt, but it was just a short skirt, revealing her snow-white thighs, which made her hairy and drooling.
Ning Jing was wearing a pleated dress and high heels, standing there like a hibiscus emerging from the water, her long hair flowing, quiet and peaceful.
Chen Mei's dress is not in a fresh style, but in a trendy style, wearing low-top short boots, black pants, a denim jacket, and a pair of toad sunglasses.
Even Shi Nan, who has always been carefree, put on a little makeup today and wore canvas shoes and jeans, which showed off her exquisite curves and added a lot of femininity to her.
Fatty Wei glanced at Xiao Si in annoyance: "If I had known I would have chosen this Shi Nan, I didn't expect to dress up like a woman. I really regret it!"
These girls all carried exquisite women's bags, as if they were going shopping or attending a party. No one was dragging luggage bags at all. It seems that Robin Hood's words were correct. These losers in dormitory 301 are just a group of porters!
But for this group of losers, they didn't mind. Just hearing a cheer, these guys were like hungry wolves, baring their teeth and claws and pounced on the beauties, each looking for a target, and chatting enthusiastically and obscenely.
When Su Xiaodie saw Robin Hood, a hint of joy flashed in her eyes: "Didn't you go back to your hometown?"
Robin Hood nodded: "Well, I just came back this morning!"
Su Xiaodie said: "That's great. I thought you weren't going before, but I didn't expect you to come back in a hurry!"
Robin Hood smiled slightly and said casually: "With you here, why wouldn't I go?"
In fact, Robin Hood had no other thoughts when he said these words. He was just explaining that his mission was to protect Su Xiaodie, so wherever Su Xiaodie went, he would naturally follow her.
But Su Xiaodie didn't know Robin Hood's secret mission, so to Su Xiaodie, Robin Hood's words seemed a bit ambiguous. She couldn't help but blush slightly, and said in a sweet voice: "Not serious, smooth-tongued,
You will please girls! I don’t know how many women you have said these words to!"
"Uh..." Robin Hood knew that Su Xiaodie had misunderstood, and smiled awkwardly. He couldn't explain it, so he simply changed the subject: "Hey, by the way, isn't there Teacher Han? Where is she?"
Su Xiaodie said: "Teacher Han has driven away and is waiting for us at the school gate!"
The group of people walked towards the school gate chatting and laughing, but Robin Hood's mind drifted back to the safe house. He didn't know if Ding Weier had woken up. Lao Yang should have gone to pick her up. Thinking of Ding Weier, he couldn't help but
Thinking of the passion last night, I couldn't help but feel excited.
Su Xiaodie looked at Robin Hood's profile: "You look very happy?"
Robin Hood quickly recovered his thoughts and said with a smile: "Of course it will be fun for everyone to go out and play together!"
When I walked to the school gate, a black Mercedes-Benz nanny car was parked there.
Han Duo crossed his arms and leaned against the car door.
The wind blew Han Duo's long hair. Han Duo was wearing a black suit, black boots, and a pair of black sunglasses. Her devilish body was proudly bathed in the sun, showing an alternative domineering beauty that was very charming.
Not only those losers were stunned, but also the group of beautiful little girls were stunned and couldn't help but admire:
"So cool!"
"I didn't expect Teacher Han to be so handsome!"
"If I were half as beautiful as Teacher Han, I would be satisfied!"
Several losers slurped deeply, "Teacher Han is such a stunner!"
