"Wow, Teacher Han, where did you buy such a high-end and classy nanny car?"
Daxiong chatted with Han Duo purely without words. This guy had several fishing boats, and a mere nanny car was nothing to him.
Changmao leaned his head over and said flatteringly: "Teacher Han, you are so stylish today, you are so beautiful... Ouch!"
Ruan Jiaojiao pinched her hairy thigh hard and said with a jealous look on her face: "Sit tight, you pervert!"
The atmosphere in the carriage was quite harmonious. Soft English music was flowing in the carriage. Everyone's heart was warm. It was a wonderful trip with a group of beauties accompanying them.
Of course, only Robin Hood's heart is cold and without any ripples.
What he was thinking about was not how to have fun with these beauties. What he was worried about was what measures Han Duo would take to deal with Su Xiaodie.
So for Robin Hood, this trip is not a trip at all, but a bodyguard mission. He must ensure Amelia Su's safety.
Han Duo and Robin Hood both knew that the other was not an ordinary person, but they did not point it out in front of others, let alone mention the fierce battle in the woods that night. The two of them acted like normal people, chatting casually.
It's just that the words occasionally contain hidden meanings that only the two of them understand.
"Classmate Robin Hood, how are you doing lately?" Han Duo asked.
Robin Hood was sitting in the passenger seat, smoking a cigarette, and replied with a smile: "It's not bad, I eat well and sleep well. Teacher Han has been doing well recently, he is in high spirits, and he seems to be well maintained!"
Han Duo smiled slightly, and the corners of her charming mouth slightly raised: "Thanks to you, everything is fine! I heard that you have gone back to your hometown for funerals in the past few days?"
"Yes!" Robin Hood replied: "It's been really unlucky lately, people in the family are old and dead!"
"Oh?" Han Duo pretended to be surprised: "Really? Then I suggest you go and pray to Buddha to drive away bad luck. Maybe you can get better luck!"
"Thank you, Teacher Han, for your concern!" Robin Hood said.
Robin Hood and Han Duo were bickering in front, Changmao and Ruan Jiaojiao were talking sweetly in the middle, and the others occasionally talked, so the atmosphere was harmonious. However, the atmosphere in the last row of the carriage was a bit tense. Shi Nan was sitting in the middle, with people on the left and right sitting in the middle.
There are two flies around, a thin fly is Xiao Siyan, and a fat fly is Fatty Wei.
Little Four Eyes has been looking for topics to chat with Shi Nan. Fatty Wei wants to fight back, take back Shi Nan who belongs to him, and try to defeat Little Four Eyes before getting off the bus, so no matter what Little Four Eyes says, Fatty Wei will take it from it.
Xiaosiyan was not willing to be outdone and retorted. The two of them kept arguing all the way, and finally Shi Nan shouted: "Shut up, my mother!", and now neither of them dared to speak.
Xiao Siyan sent a WeChat message to Fatty Wei on his mobile phone: "You bitch, you said Hao Shi Nan is my favorite, how can you steal my target?"
Fatty Wei replied: "Shi Nan doesn't have your exclusive product label on her body. She is just a dish on the table now. You can pick it up, why can't I? The eight immortals cross the sea and each show their magical powers. Let's see whose chopsticks are longer!"
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"Damn fat man, just wait and see!" Xiaosi's eyes were filled with hatred and his teeth were itching.
Fatty Wei sent a picture of a piece of shit, "Jiantou, you are only suitable for going home alone and masturbating on a plane!"
The destination of this camping trip is a forest park on the outskirts of Guangzhou.
In fact, this forest park has not yet been developed into a tourism project. It has only been included in the government's plan. The government is planning to turn it into a wetland park, but it may take two or three years to start construction. Therefore, it should be regarded as an uncultivated land.
~Female Land.
But this forest park already has its name, what is it called Shifoshan Forest Park?
After two or three hours of traveling, the Mercedes-Benz nanny van stopped outside the forest.
Since this place has not yet been developed, there are relatively few people coming here for outings, making it seem a bit lonely and deserted.
But for campers, this is a very good camping spot.
There is no one to disturb, no noise, it is like a completely different quiet world, in sharp contrast to the noisy metropolis.
If big cities are about beautiful aristocratic women, here are country girls.
Those who live in the stone forest every day, come here to relax and breathe fresh air, which can release the stress in their hearts and feel the beauty of life.
The continuous virgin forest is like a green ocean. There are not only towering ancient trees, but also wetlands filled with wild flowers. All kinds of funny wild animals are running around in the forest. Short-tailed squirrels are nibbling pine trees on the branches.
He naughtily dropped the pine cones and hit passers-by on the heads. The plump mountain rats looked carefully in the holes, and then quickly gnawed at the roots and grass stems, making a squeaking sound. There were also various screams.
The named bird made a sharp cry and scurried from one branch to another.
Walking in the woods gives you a wonderful feeling of being one with nature.
It was cool and quiet in the woods, and the sunlight fell through the gaps in the branches, casting dots of light on the ground.
Crystal dewdrops rolled between the grass, like diamonds, sparkling in the sun.
A layer of dense water mist floats on the surface of the wetland, like a dream like smoke. When the sun falls, it reflects the magnificent colors, which is beautiful.
A group of people gathered together in twos and threes, talking and laughing as they walked deeper into the woods.
Su Xiaodie praised: "Teacher Han, this place you chose is so beautiful, I don't even want to go back!"
Han Duo hugged Amelia Su's shoulders affectionately and said with a smile: "As long as you can be happy, that's the best!" After saying this, Han Duo looked back at Robin Hood, with a smile in his eyes, but full of provocation.
mean.
Robin Hood smiled: "Teacher Han is such a considerate and good teacher. Not only is she beautiful in appearance, but she is also so beautiful in heart!"
Han Duo showed her signature charming smile: "Don't praise me so much. I'm actually not that good. It's just that as a teacher, I want to fulfill the responsibilities and obligations of a teacher!"
Changmao continued: "If I could have met a teacher as beautiful as you when I was a child, I would definitely be studying at Harvard now!"
"Blow it!" Da Xiong exclaimed: "Luckily you didn't meet Teacher Han when you were a child, otherwise you would definitely be making a movie in Japan now!"
Jing Jing asked innocently: "Isn't it bad to be an actor?"
Big Bear didn't know how to explain it to Jing Jing, "Well, this... well... it's good, but with Changmao's majestic appearance, I guess he's also the kind of person who doesn't show his face!"
"Why don't you show your face when making a movie?" Ning Jing continued to ask innocently.
"My silly girl!" Ruan Jiaojiao pulled Ning Jing forward: "Just ignore them, the movie they are talking about is..."
Ruan Jiaojiao bit Ning Jing's ear and whispered. Tranquility suddenly raised her head and suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out they are talking about porn!"
"I..." Ruan Jiaojiao's face turned red, "Auntie, can you please lower your voice?"
Jing Jing blinked and said, "It's nothing. I watched it when I was in middle school. It's an enlightenment education!"
"Ah?! Isn't it?!"
Everyone's jaws dropped in shock. It was really surprising that these words came from the mouth of this quiet-looking girl. Everyone looked at Ning Jing like a monster.
Jing Jing said doubtfully: "Why are you all looking at me like this? Hey, how old-fashioned!"
Daxiong looked at Tranquility's back, licked his tongue, and said intoxicatedly: "I like this type, pure like a fairy on the outside, pure like a virgin on the inside, skilled in bed like a prostitute... Oh, no, bed skills
I don’t know yet, hehehehe..."
When we came to a wetland, the towering ancient trees were like giant green umbrellas opened one after another. There were many low shrubs and strange rattan plants under the trees, and brightly colored plants grew on the edge of the wetland.
mushrooms as well as various fungi and colorful florets.
Han Duo put one hand on his hips and built a pergola on his forehead with the other, and looked around: "Well, this place is very nice. It has a quiet environment and a water source. The shrubs around it can also prevent wild beasts. It is an excellent camping site!"
"I agree!" said Robin Hood.
"Then let's go here! We're tired of walking anyway!" Changmao and the others put down their backpacks and could finally take a breath.
The green mountains are secluded, the ancient trees are green, the streams are gurgling, and beautiful women accompany you.
If this was a pure trip, it would definitely be considered a dream trip.
But Robin Hood was filled with misery. He had been keeping an eye on Han Duo, wondering what tricks she was going to play.
On the other hand, those heartless losers seemed particularly excited, running up and down to set up tents, more active than ever. They were completely a group of creatures controlled by hormones.
When they were in the dormitory, these losers liked to watch field scenes in AV movies. The sky was a quilt, the ground was a mat, in broad daylight, in the jungle, returning to nature, and then a fierce battle, how wonderful it was
thing!
So these guys' minds were filled with evil thoughts, and the scenes in the movie appeared in front of their eyes, which made them so excited that they were a little abnormal.
Soon, two large tents were set up.
One is for the women and the other is for the men.
The turtle son of Changmao also set up a small tent not far away, saying it was his luxurious single room, and only Ruan Jiaojiao was invited to stay.
So Changmao received several middle fingers, Changmao hummed and said: "Don't be jealous, and don't peek, I will fulfill your impossible dream! Come on, Jiaojiao baby!"
Everyone rested for a while and began to work together.
Some people pack their luggage, some are responsible for digging holes and building stoves, some are responsible for fetching water from the wetlands, and some are responsible for cleaning the camp.
Han Duo walked up to Robin Hood and said, "Classmate Robin Hood, you are the strongest, why don't you come with me to chop some firewood?"
"Okay!" Robin Hood stood up and rubbed his hands on his trouser legs, with a hint of chill in his eyes.
Da Xiong came over stupidly: "Teacher Han, I have a very good physique, how about you take me with you?"
"Tranquility, your name is as beautiful as your person, how about coming with me to the wetland to enjoy the flowers and get water?" Fatty Wei's lewd voice came from behind.
"What a fool! This bitch!" Seeing Fatty Wei taking advantage of the situation and trying to tease and seduce his target, Big Bear immediately left Han Duo and Robin Hood behind: "Bye, you go, I'll take care of Fatty Wei first!"
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Han Duo raised his finger at Robin Hood and winked: "Let's go, Robin Hood!"
