Ding Weier's birthday is coming soon. For a woman, turning twenty is like a ladder in life. Once you reach the twenty-year-old ladder, you are no longer a girl, but a woman. This is the most important step in a woman's life.
The beautiful years are also the most cherishable youth time in life.
Ding Weier's birthday was originally at the end of December, but in order to allow more good friends to take time to attend the party, Ding Weier deliberately postponed the date of the birthday party to New Year's Day. New Year's Day is a national statutory holiday, whether at work or not
Friends who are still in school can make time to attend birthday parties.
On the eve of Ding Weier's birthday, Robin Hood summoned Zheng Man and his group of dragon team members together.
Robin Hood crossed his arms, looked serious, and bit a cigarette in his mouth: "Brothers, now I have encountered a very difficult problem!"
Mr. Zheng suddenly stood up and said loudly and forcefully: "Captain, do you have a new mission?"
Robin Hood waved his hand and motioned for Mr. Zheng to sit down: "Don't you have a day to spare? Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't go on a mission?"
Mr. Zheng squirmed twice on the sofa and said with a smile: "A little bit indeed!"
Wan Juncheng said: "Captain, are you trying to kill someone?"
Robin Hood cursed: "Damn it! You think we are a gangster, and we can kill whoever we want. This is a society governed by law!"
Gu Fei said: "Then what is the important matter? Look at your sad face, your beard covers half of your face!"
"Hey!" Robin Hood blew out a smoke ring, flicked the cigarette butt and said: "Weier's twentieth birthday will be in two days. I gathered everyone here today just to brainstorm and ask you to help come up with some ideas.
Let’s see what kind of birthday gift we should prepare for Weier?”
"What?! You called us here in such a rage, just for this matter?" Mr. Zheng's mouth opened wide.
Zhuge Nanxing said: "Why do I feel like I've been cheated?"
Then he turned his attention to Wan Juncheng beside him, and Wan Juncheng nodded: "Me too! I was shitting on the toilet at that time, and I rushed over immediately after receiving his call. I wiped it, so I didn't even shit.
clean!"
"You're so disgusting!" Zhuge Nanxing covered his nose and turned his head.
Robin Hood banged the table and said: "Holy shit! What's your attitude? I asked you to give me some good ideas, and you all just sighed. Damn! I was originally going to ask Wei'er to give you more.
I brought some pretty girls here, huh, it seems like there’s no need for them now!”
"Pretty girl?!"
The eyes of everyone present suddenly lit up.
Wan Juncheng became the fastest. He came to Robin Hood's side with a quick stride and said with a charming smile: "Captain! Brother! Master! Why didn't you tell me such a good thing earlier? If they don't give you advice, I will give you one."
, then give me all their girls, okay?"
"Whoops!" Mr. Zheng jumped up, rubbed his hands and laughed silly: "Weier's birthday, such an important festival, how can we not participate in it? Right? She is your woman, she is ours.
Sister-in-law, it’s my sister-in-law’s birthday, we must support her!”
"No need!" Robin Hood rolled his nostrils and said, "You don't seem to be willing to participate anyway!"
Zhuge Nanxing gritted his teeth and said more ruthlessly: "I will risk my life for this girl. Boss, I won't say any more. I have arranged your sister-in-law's birthday gift!"
Gu Fei looked at him sideways: "What a fool! You are really willing to spend a lot of money!"
Zhuge Nanxing said: "If you don't want to bear the child, you won't be able to trap the wolf! How can you say goodbye to being single without spending some money?"
"Yes!" Gu Fei nodded: "That makes sense! Boss, we must be generous to my sister-in-law. Zhuge Nanxing and I will give her birthday gift together!"
Robin Hood touched his chin and pretended to be serious: "I am so happy to see you like this! I would like to thank you in advance on behalf of Weier! I am thinking about whether to send Weier a cruise ship or a private jet or something...
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"Eh?! Where are the people?!" Robin Hood looked around, and the four guys actually hid under the table.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Robin Hood said: "Look at your potential! With such a figure, you still want to pick up a girl? What kind of beauty is Wei'er? Her circle of friends must be full of high-quality women, and you are the only loser.
Xiong Xiang, how do you go about dating people? It’s better to go home and see Teacher Cang!”
Mr. Zheng squatted under the table: "Brother! It's not that our belly is small, it's that your requirements are too high!"
Wan Juncheng said: "That's right! It's like a cruise ship and a private jet as soon as you get there. It's so scary!"
Robin Hood said: "Why are you two scared? Didn't they just say they wanted to take over Wei'er's birthday gift?"
Robin Hood pointed at Zhuge Nanxing and Gu Fei.
Zhuge Nanxing looked at Gu Fei with wide eyes: "Have you ever said this?"
"I didn't!" Gu Fei reached out and covered his mouth without hesitation.
Robin Hood said: "Tch! You guys are so stingy! You guys are just the kind of losers who eat at the buffet until they die, and drink coffee and have to refill it!"
Wan Juncheng raised his hand and said: "Boss, let me say something weakly, it seems you are the one who wants to refill the coffee, right?"
"Oh? Really? Why don't I remember that I did such a dirty thing?" Robin Hood scratched his head.
Wan Juncheng cupped his fists and said, "Boss, no one can compare to you in terms of shamelessness!"
Robin Hood waved his hands and said: "Don't change the topic for me! Give me some constructive ideas!"
Wan Juncheng said: "I thought of a good gift! Nowadays, celebrities give their girlfriends and wealthy people give their lovers like to give luxury cars. How about you buy a Maserati, Lamborghini or something for Ding Weier? Anyway, you are so rich now.
There is no shortage of those millions!”
"Pfft!" Robin Hood spat: "I'll spray you with salt soda! Give you millions for your birthday? This is so damn corrupt! No, no, no! Wei'er is not such a materialistic woman! Besides, her house is
There are all kinds of luxury cars here, so you don’t care about these tacky things!”
Wan Juncheng said: "Damn! You are obviously stingy and you still say my idea is tacky, so who can think of something less tacky?"
"Boss, my idea must be elegant!" Gu Fei volunteered.
"Tell me!" Robin Hood raised his chin.
Gu Fei said: "You write an affectionate love letter, and then courier it to Wei'er's doorstep. You can put a maple leaf or something in the envelope. The cost of the whole gift is only ten yuan in postage. Isn't it saving money?
Is it romantic?"
Gu Fei looked at Robin Hood with joy, looking forward to Robin Hood's praise.
"I am romantic about your sister!" Robin Hood spat on Gu Fei's face: "I have seen stingy people before, but I have never seen you so stingy. How can you be so cruel to your own woman? No wonder you are still a poor guy!
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"Boss, in my opinion, why don't you just follow the trend, give her a ring or a necklace or something, and then choose a romantic place to confess your love!" Zhuge Nanxing suggested.
"No, no! I've thought of this idea a long time ago, but I think it's too fussy and not very creative!" Robin Hood rejected Zhuge Nanxing's idea.
After everyone chatted and discussed, the problem of gifts was still not effectively solved. Robin Hood squatted there with a tired face, his head was smoking: "Damn! It's so hard to fall in love!"
Robin Hood put out the cigarette butt and stood up: "Forget it! I'm stupid too. I actually asked you, a group of savages who have no experience in love and only know how to fight and kill, to discuss such romantic things. I should have expected it from you."
It is difficult to come up with creative ideas from these simple brains. Adjourned! Adjourned!"
"The meeting is over now?!" Wan Juncheng covered his growling stomach: "Boss, it's almost lunch time, don't you treat us to a meal?"
Robin Hood said: "Go home and make some noodles! I didn't think of any ideas but you still have the nerve to ask for them, really!"
Wan Juncheng gritted his teeth: "I'll eat noodles too!"
These guys actually ordered half a kilogram of noodles each from the roadside stall outside, and then started eating them with great enthusiasm.
Wan Juncheng slurped the noodles and asked vaguely: "Boss, didn't you say you should go home and make some noodles?"
Robin Hood said: "How dare I take you home with your hungry ghosts? I'm afraid it's going to be a big raid by the Japanese!"
After eating the noodles, Robin Hood wiped his mouth. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he thought of those pure losers in dormitory 301. Now those guys are in love, maybe I can ask someone with experience in love for advice.
Got some wonderful ideas.
The first phone call was to Changmao.
"What are you doing?"
"Exercise after meals!" The sound of the bed squeaking came from the other side of the phone, as well as Ruan Jiaojiao's low breathing and yelling.
"I'm sorry, it's okay, you continue!" Robin Hood hung up the phone without hesitation.
The second call was to Daxiong.
"What are you doing?"
"Shit! I ate too much for lunch!"
Then there was an earth-shattering sound of stinking farts and a sputtering bombing sound.
Robin Hood felt nauseated. In order not to waste the noodles he had just eaten, he quickly hung up the phone.
The third call was made to Fatty Wei.
"What are you doing?"
"Ah! Ah! Mom! Boss, save me, save me!"
Over the phone came Fatty Wei's cries for help, as well as Shi Nan's harsh scolding. It seemed that Fatty Wei was receiving family education from his wife.
The fourth call is to Wen Fei.
"If you're having sex, shitting, or getting spanked, hang up on me right now!"
Having learned from the past, Robin Hood spoke first.
Unexpectedly, Wen Fei replied calmly: "Hulu - Hulu -"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" No matter how much Robin Hood shouted, the boy had already fallen asleep.
"Oh my God!" Robin Hood was already desperate. God, please make a thunder and kill all these idiots!
