The last call was made to Xiao Siyan. In fact, when he made this call, Robin Hood had already adopted a completely desperate attitude.
When the call was connected, the first thing that came over was not Xiao Siyan's voice, but a familiar woman's gasping voice.
Robin Hood's ears pricked up: "Holy crap! What are you doing? Isn't this the voice of Hatano Yui?"
Xiaosi gasped heavily, "The weather is nice today. Let's take a flight and take a nap! Tell me, boss, what's going on?"
Robin Hood's eyes darkened and he almost wanted to hang up the phone.
But then I thought about it, this is the last glimmer of hope, who cares, let’s treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
So Robin Hood asked Xiaosi: "That's it! It's Weier's twentieth birthday in two days. I want to give her a meaningful birthday gift, but I don't know what to give, so I called you.
, I’d like to ask you for some advice!”
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Xiao Siyan had entered the most intense moment of masturbation and said breathlessly: "This is easy to say... easy to say... you... aren't you the best gift for her? Oh...
Oh...Sister Bodo..."
Then there was a howl of pleasure and pain from Little Four Eyes, and Robin Hood quickly hung up the phone in disgust.
"What a bunch of unreliable idiots!" Robin Hood angrily put his cell phone in his pocket.
Wan Juncheng asked: "How are you, captain? Have you learned any clever tricks?"
Robin Hood said angrily: "Fuck! They said I was the best birthday present..."
"Master! Absolute master!" Wan Juncheng put down the soup bowl, wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "Aren't you pursuing creativity? This is an excellent idea!"
"Think of myself as a birthday gift?" Robin Hood chewed on this sentence over and over again. Suddenly he slapped the table, his eyes shone, and he exclaimed with joy: "Wonderful! It is indeed wonderful!"
Wan Juncheng leaned in Robin Hood's ear and talked like this for a long time. Robin Hood nodded repeatedly: "Not bad! Not bad! That's the decision!"
Two days later.
Ding Weier's birthday party was held on a luxury cruise ship.
This is a large ocean-going cruise ship that can carry thousands of people. It is the largest and most luxurious "Royal" cruise ship under the Ocean-going Company.
Today Ding Weier is celebrating her 20th birthday. Ding Chenggong specially ordered his subordinates to dispatch this cruise ship to celebrate the birthday of his precious daughter. Ding Chenggong does love his daughter. For his daughter's birthday, he actually dispatched such a luxurious parade.
.
On the day of the party, the cruise ship was decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and hundreds of guests came from all over to celebrate Ding Weier's birthday.
In addition to Ding Weier's own young friends, there are also many Ding Chenggong's business partners, all of whom are wealthy businessmen and political celebrities. Everyone has given Ding Weier a big red envelope.
It was a great opportunity for them to successfully curry favor with Ding, so they were very generous with their actions. It is conservatively estimated that the gift money Ding Weier received today is worth several million yuan.
Several women from the family came, and every woman was dressed up and dressed very beautifully, becoming a beautiful scenery. The gambling king's daughter He Nicole also came over from Macau. When she saw the cruise ship,
Her eyes were full of envy. Compared with the "Royal" cruise ship, her Princess can only be regarded as a small yacht.
But this does not mean that the Ding family is richer than the He family. The Ding family’s cruise ship is used for business and to make money for the company. He Nicole’s Princess is purely a big toy for herself. From this
From a perspective, the He family is more awesome.
The roommates from Xinghui University also came. The 301 Diaosi dormitory and the Goddess dormitory have been married. Except for the tragic guy Xiao Siyan, they came to the party in pairs. Although these guys have great backgrounds,
But when they arrived at Ding Weier's birthday party, they were all shocked. In Changmao's words, "Nima! This is the real rich guy!"
Ding Weier is dressed very beautifully today. She is wearing a black dress and a snow-white alpaca vest. Her long hair is tied into a noble bun and she has a little makeup on her face. She looks slim, noble, charming and beautiful.
Impossible.
Ding Weier stood on tiptoes and looked around. She was waiting for Robin Hood to appear, but after searching back and forth for a long time, she didn't see Robin Hood, and she couldn't help but feel secretly anxious.
Soon, Ding Weier saw Robin Hood's group of life and death brothers, Wan Juncheng, Zheng Nanxing, Gu Fei, and Zhuge Nanxing. They were all here, but only Robin Hood was missing. These four guys heard that today's cruise ship
There were many beauties, so they dressed up specially. They changed from their usual slovenly looks and put on crisp black suits and shiny high-end leather shoes. Each of them put on a pair of large black sunglasses and lined up.
He walked over majestically, as if he was filming "The Matrix", and blinded many people's eyes.
Wan Juncheng said in a low voice as he walked: "Everyone, hold on tight and keep this feeling. I found that there are many beauties watching us!"
Zhuge Nanxing said excitedly: "Yes, yes, I discovered it too! It seems that our outfit is really worth it. I will say goodbye to my virginity today!"
Mr. Zheng said: "You are too obscene, I just want to find a woman to go to Wushan Yunyu with!"
Gu Fei scolded: "Oh my God! Can you be more elegant? We need to treat this place as a battlefield. Today we are going to have a shot!"
The other three people said in unison: "What a fool! You are so evil!"
The four of them came to Ding Weier, greeted her, and each of them gave her an exquisite birthday gift.
Ding Weier thanked them, and then asked anxiously: "Where is Robin Hood? Isn't he with you?"
"Oh!" Wan Juncheng took off his sunglasses and shook his short, muscular hair: "I heard the boss said he was going to give you a surprise. Just wait, he will definitely show up!"
"Surprise?!" Ding Weier showed a smile of disbelief: "What kind of surprise can he create with his pure loser look? It's better not to scare him!"
"Hey!" Man Zheng said: "You can't say that! I promise for the boss, this time is definitely a surprise. If it is not a surprise, I will jump into the sea to catch fish for you!"
Ding Weier said with a smile: "Okay! I'll just wait and see what kind of surprise he can come up with!"
Time passed by, and almost all the invited guests arrived, but there was still no sign of Robin Hood.
Ding Weier frowned and said: "Where did this dead guy go? He must have overslept. If he doesn't show up again, he will set sail!"
While he was complaining spontaneously, a city express van drove to the dock. Two workers moved a large box from the car, carried it directly to the Royal Cruise Ship, threw it on the ground, and said to Ding Weier: "Miss Ding is
Come on, please sign!"
"Is this mine?" Ding Weier looked at the big box on the ground in surprise and pointed at herself in confusion.
"Yes! Please sign for it!" the courier said, wiping his sweat.
Ding Weier looked at the big box in front of her, which was tied with a pink bow, and she was extremely happy: "Oh my God! Is this the birthday gift Robin Hood prepared for me? What kind of gift would be contained in such a big box?
?This gift must be very expensive, right? Well! I want to open this precious gift in public and let everyone see how much he loves me!"
The more Ding Weier thought about it, the happier she felt, and she quickly ordered someone to carry the box to the center of the party.
Seeing such a big box of birthday gifts, many guests gathered around with envious expressions. Everyone was talking and guessing what the box would contain.
Many good friends said to Ding Weier enviously: "Weier, your boyfriend is so generous to you, we are so envious!"
Ding Weier smiled happily: "It's okay! It's rare to see him so generous, haha!"
Ruan Jiaojiao pinched the long hair: "Look at my boss, my girlfriend gave me such a big gift when she was born. What did you give me when I was born?"
Changmao said: "I also gave you a big gift. I will give you thousands of children and grandchildren!"
"What a fool!" Ruan Jiaojiao blushed and said, "You're not serious! You've taken advantage of me and you're acting like a good boy!"
"Unpack it! Unpack it!"
People's curiosity was aroused and they all wanted to see what kind of gift was in the box.
"Okay!" Ding Weier found a pair of scissors, stepped forward, and cut off the pink ribbon.
At this time, if Wan Juncheng and the others knew that Ding Weier was going to open the gift in public, they would definitely try their best to stop her. But they didn't know, because they each had their sights on a target girl and were chatting passionately on the other side.
Pay attention to everything that happens here.
Many times, tragedy is born like this.
When the box was opened, seven colorful ribbons and roses rose into the sky at the same time. Robin Hood emerged from the box, waving his arms and shouting happily: "Happy birthday!"
"..."
The whole place was silent.
No, it should be said to be dead silence.
Only the sea breeze blows.
Robin Hood's shouts stopped suddenly, and the expression on his face became stiff for a moment. Facing the guests on the three floors inside and three outside, Robin Hood was like a weathered statue, and his mind went blank.
Everyone looked at Robin Hood with deep astonishment in their eyes. After a few seconds of silence, everyone exclaimed "Wow".
Robin Hood was naked, wearing only a pair of unique little underwear. The underwear was actually a red angry bird, with a pointed beak protruding outward, just enough to fit his little bird.
Robin Hood stood blankly in the center of the audience, facing hundreds of surprised and incomprehensible looks. His face suddenly turned into a monkey's butt, red all the way to the root of his neck.
He stood tall in the wind and asked himself blankly: "What the hell is going on?"
