"I've seen y! But this is the first time I've seen y's Angry Birds. It's so trendy!"
"I didn't expect that Miss Ding would be so beautiful, but her taste would be so strong. It's really unexpected!"
The crowd of onlookers talked a lot and pointed at Robin Hood as if they were commenting on a work of art.
Robin Hood's face turned red. Even though he was such a shameless person, he wanted to find a crack in the ground and burrow into it at this moment.
Ding Weier was completely stunned, staring blankly at Robin Hood with her beautiful eyes. Then she covered her mouth and screamed in disbelief: "Oh my god! What kind of plane are you doing? This is you.
A surprise for me?"
In fact, Robin Hood didn't know what was going on. According to the plan, the box was to be taken to the bedroom below the cruise ship, and then Wan Juncheng and the others asked Ding Weier to go to the bedroom to open the gifts. I thought that the two of them would be so passionate in the bedroom.
For a romantic meeting, Robin Hood even dressed up like this and bought a pair of sexy Angry Birds underwear.
But he never expected that when those bastards saw the beautiful woman, they actually forgot about him. He also never expected that Ding Weier would open the gift box in public. He thought he had been carried away
When I got to the bedroom, I stood up with excitement, and then it turned into the tragedy it is now.
Robin Hood's head was buzzing, it's over, it's over, I'm really embarrassed this time! I'm really embarrassed this time!
In the words of Robin Hood: "I have lived for more than twenty years and have done a lot of embarrassing things, but this is the first time I have done something so embarrassing!"
The guests present included shopping mall tycoons, political celebrities, entertainment stars, and many relatives and friends.
Facing this passionate scene, all the friends were stunned!
Changmao chewed his cigarette and exclaimed: "The boss is indeed the boss, he is simply our idol. How did he have the courage to do this?"
Wen Fei said: "I'm very curious who gave him this awesome idea!"
Xiaosi said with eyes: "I don't know, it's not me anyway!"
Fatty Wei pulled his wife Shi Nan and turned around to leave. As he walked, he reached out to cover Shi Nan's eyes: "Daughter-in-law, leave quickly! Damn, this is too obscene and not suitable for children. This is really a lewd party!"
Shi Nan glanced sideways at Fatty Wei's crotch, "When will you be able to turn into an angry bird?"
Fatty Wei was furious and pulled Shi Nan towards the lower deck of the cruise ship.
Shi Nan shouted: "Where are you taking me?"
Fatty Wei snorted: "Don't you want to watch Angry Birds? Hurry up, it's already angry!"
Daxiong hugged Ning Jing's slender waist, looked at Fatty Wei's leaving figure, and shook his head: "The world is really in decline! Look at the young people today, they only have yellow waste in their minds! Wife, we are too
Go play Angry Birds!”
"Hey! What are you watching over there?" Gu Fei bumped Wan Juncheng with his elbow.
Wan Juncheng was reading the palm of a beautiful woman in a serious manner, and said without looking back: "Go away, I'm telling someone's fortune!"
As he spoke, he played with the beautiful girl's little hand, making the beautiful girl giggle.
"Sisters, I heard that someone is doing luo art over there, let's go and have a look!" A beautiful woman came over with a smile on her face.
"Wow, wow, wow!" Several beauties shouted in response, and they all followed.
"Hey, beauty, don't leave! We just looked at the career line, hello!" Wan Juncheng reluctantly looked at the beauty's swaying little butt and swallowed hard.
"Don't be discouraged, let's go over and have a look too!" Mr. Zheng waved, and the four of them took out their sunglasses and put them on in a tacit understanding, and followed them waddlingly.
When he got close, Mr. Zheng suddenly took off his sunglasses and exclaimed: "Wow! Isn't that the captain?"
"Yes!" Wan Juncheng also took off his sunglasses and rubbed his eyes: "Why isn't the captain wearing any clothes? It's too erotic!"
Gu Fei said: "That's right, why is he dressed like this?"
Zhuge Nanxing said: "The captain deserves to be the captain, so shameless!"
"Eh! Isn't that right?" Mr. Zheng reacted first, slapped his forehead suddenly, and then looked at the other three people with sad eyes.
The other three people also suddenly reacted, "Holy crap! Isn't this the captain's birthday battle plan?"
Wan Juncheng's face turned livid: "It's over, it's over, we forgot to carry the captain into the bedroom!"
Gu Fei said in surprise: "Then...Weier opened the gift box here?!"
Zhuge Nanxing nodded: "The captain must be really embarrassed this time. Let's run away before he notices us! If we don't leave, our lives will have to be dealt with here!"
Wan Juncheng sighed: "Who said that beautiful woman's ass just now was so attractive!"
"Don't look! It's important to save your life, let's go!" Mr. Zheng turned around first, stood on tiptoes, held his paws, and quietly escaped out of the crowd.
Before I ran ten meters, I heard a roar from behind: "You four bastards, stop here! I'm going to kill you!"
Wan Juncheng looked back and was immediately frightened to death. He saw Robin Hood charging towards them with murderous intent. The bird on his crotch was dancing in the air, which was quite spectacular. The women onlookers couldn't help but scream in surprise.
, some people covered their eyes shyly.
Half an hour later.
Robin Hood appeared on the deck in a suit and leather shoes, and Ding Weier stood beside him gracefully.
The four luo men were lined up in front of them. In order to punish Mr. Zheng and the four of them, Robin Hood stripped them naked and allowed them to only wear a pair of underwear, and then stood proudly on the deck.
Ding Weier bit her lips and smiled: "Hey! I want to ask you, is the gift just now a surprise or a shock?"
"Scared!" the four people said in unison.
Ding Weier shook her long hair and said, "I remember someone swore to me just now that if I was really frightened, he would jump into the sea to catch fish for me!"
"It's him!" Wan Juncheng, Gu Fei and Zhuge Nanxing were surprisingly united on this matter.
Ding Weier pursed her lips, and Mr. Zheng turned his head to look at the three unloyal guys, said "You guys are cruel!", and then jumped into the blue sea, making a splashing sound.
Robin Hood pointed at the remaining three people and said: "If you don't want to be like him, just stand here honestly and have a taste of being visited and commented on! My dear, let's go!"
Ding Weier hugged Robin Hood's arm affectionately and waved to Wan Juncheng and the others: "Bye! Have fun!"
In the next half day, the three luo "statues" on the deck attracted the curiosity of countless guests. Many guests rushed to the deck and commented around the three statues, and many even took out their
They took photos with them while playing with their mobile phones. In order to verify whether they were real people, the prankster even reached into his armpit and pulled off an armpit hair. The pain was so painful that Wan Juncheng almost kicked the guy into the sea.
The three people complained endlessly and even wanted to die.
But when they saw Mr. Zheng struggling and sinking in the sea, crying and chasing the cruise ship, they decided to continue being a statue.
"My dear, come with me, I will take you to meet someone!" Ding Weier held Robin Hood's arm and said with a raised face while greeting the guests around her.
Robin Hood's heart moved: "Is he going to see your father?"
"What father?! What an old-fashioned name! It's Daddy!" Ding Weier smiled sweetly and tapped Robin Hood's nose.
"Oh! Daddy!" Robin Hood responded casually, unable to hold back a burst of secret ecstasy in his heart. As expected, Ding Chenggong did appear at Ding Weier's birthday party. However, he was overjoyed for a while, Robin Hood
I felt a little melancholy again, and I drew my bow without an arrow to turn back. Once I saw Ding Chenggong, it meant that the Infernal Affairs plan had truly begun.
"Dear, why are you silent, what are you thinking about? Are you nervous?" Ding Weier had no idea of Robin Hood's inner fluctuations.
Robin Hood smiled slightly and followed her words and said, "Well, I'm really a little nervous! After all, I have to meet my parents!" As he said that, he pretended to take a deep breath.
Ding Weier said with a smile: "Don't be nervous! My dad is very kind, he is a good man, and a well-known philanthropist in the country! So you don't have to worry! Besides, your thick-skinned city wall, even Zhongzhong
If you are not afraid of Luo Ben, are you still afraid of my daddy?"
Robin Hood's old face turned red: "Damn it! Can you not mention this? I have worked hard and prepared for this special birthday gift for a long time. I wanted to give you a surprise. But...but I didn't expect it.
Got screwed by those four bastards!"
"Hahaha!" Ding Weier said with a happy smile: "Don't regret it, your birthday gift is indeed special enough. I know you have good intentions, so I like this birthday gift very much!"
"Ah? Really?" Robin Hood looked at Ding Weier.
Ding Weier gently stood on her tiptoes, quickly kissed Robin Hood's face, and said passionately: "Really! I like it very much!" Then she glanced sideways at Robin Hood's crotch, "Hey! Angry little boy
bird!"
There was a hint of provocative temptation in Ding Weier's words. Robin Hood's body trembled, and he felt a warmth rising in his Dantian for no reason. His shameless nature was revealed again, and he put his arms around Ding Weier's shoulders.
, smiled obscenely: "Honey, today is not only your birthday, but also New Year's Day. Are we missing something during the New Year's Day?"
"What's missing?" Ding Weier asked doubtfully.
"Should we put something on display during the holidays?" Robin Hood was persuasive.
"Oh!" Ding Weier said: "Set off the firecrackers!"
"Yes! Fire the cannon!" Robin Hood smiled and rubbed his hands: "On the first day of the New Year, we are going to fire off the cannon for good luck!"
Ding Weier suddenly understood what Robin Hood meant by "shooting off". She blushed and kicked Robin Hood: "I've been fooled by you devil again!"
