Chapter 29: Fire and Ice Flying Poisonous Dragon Diamond
Chapter 29 Ice and Fire Flying Poison Dragon Diamond
Xia Xumei decided to let Lei Feng help her as an undercover agent after thinking for a long time. She spent a lot of effort to investigate Lei Feng and dug out Lei Feng's old background through connections that were completely impossible for ordinary people.
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The results of the investigation made Xia Xumei dumbfounded. She could not imagine that the stupid Lei Feng was actually the person in the information. This was simply impossible. Although Xia Xumei had been hypnotizing herself, this was not possible.
It's possible, but the facts are facts, and the information given above will never be adulterated.
There happened to be a drug case in the bureau, which made everyone anxious and unable to find any clues. Through various speculations, it was very likely that middle school students were involved in drug possession. In this case, Xia Xumei thought of asking Lei Feng to help, because according to the information
To put it bluntly, this idiot is simply a guy who can do anything.
Before I even went to find him, this idiot with no brains came to my door. Naturally, Xia Xumei would not let him go.
However, this was a private action without any instructions from superiors.
"Why do you seal my fried chicken restaurant?" Lei Feng asked, raising his nostrils.
"No reason, as long as I want to seal it, I can seal it." Xia Xumei said lightly: "As long as I give you a call, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the City Appearance and Urban Management Law Enforcement Bureau, the Food and Health Bureau, the Local Taxation Bureau, and even the neighborhood committee will come to you.
Trouble, believe it or not?"
"Uh..." Lei Feng was a little bit dizzy.
"Your fried chicken restaurant is also involved in pornography. I have reason to investigate your big discounts. By the way, this involves commercial fraud and unfair competition in the industry..."
"Okay, okay!" Lei Feng waved his hand to interrupt Xia Xumei with a grimace, raised his nostrils to the sky and stuck his waist, and said loudly: "I have never been threatened, so I won't do it!"
"Don't do it?"
Xia Xumei raised his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, turned around and walked out, leaving Lei Feng with a beautiful back.
"What the hell! You really think I'm a fool, but I'm actually as smart as a monkey. Still undercover? Which undercover agent in the movie didn't die in the end? If you don't do it, you don't do it. Threatened? Damn, I've been threatened since I was a child.
of!"
Lei Feng really couldn't figure out what was going on in this impetuous society. He, an honest person, had been repeatedly threatened by various people, without even a place to reason.
"ah!……"
A long sigh came from Hu Guangliang's throat, and the old boy finally woke up from the fright.
"Old Hu, let's go, let's go, you're so damn unlucky!" Lei Feng cursed, looking unhappy.
Hu Guangliang, who had completely recovered, looked at Lei Feng with a different look. It was a look that revealed a treasure. No matter how this guy did it, just standing here intact after beating Zhang Yuanfan has proved it.
his abilities.
To make friends, you must make friends well!
"Xiao Lei, look at what happened today, hey...it's all my fault, Brother Hu. Let's go, I'll take you to a different restaurant to calm your nerves. We two brothers can have a good drink." Hu Guangliang stood up from the sofa and held back.
His legs still felt sore and weak, so he smiled and said to Lei Feng.
Lei Feng had a look of displeasure on his face and looked helplessly at the roasted chicken that had rolled on the ground and had long since been trampled to a pulp.
"Hahaha, let's go for a walk, eat roast chicken, drink beer, and then wash your feet and get a massage."
"Have you got any roast chicken to eat?" Lei Feng asked, rubbing his nose.
"Of course, roast chicken, pork knuckles, beef, eat a lot of meat, drink a lot of wine. After eating and drinking, you can play with chest push and mouth, violent poison dragon diamond, ice and fire creampie, two-way fun, hahaha..."
In a short period of time, Hu Guangliang already knew what Lei Feng liked most, which was eating meat.
The two people walked out of Buckingham, drove to a restaurant, and had a hearty meal. Then they went to another bath center and had a comfortable massage.
While helping Lei Feng calm down, Hu Guangliang was also trying to calm down his own. What happened tonight scared him to death. If Lei Feng hadn't had some abilities, he would have been hacked to death. But there are also great benefits, in the future
In those days, I will naturally get closer to Leifeng.
Lei Feng, on the other hand, has meat to eat and wine to drink, so he is naturally happy. Ice Fire Mouth Violent Poison Dragon Diamond? What the hell is that? It’s worthless in front of big pieces of meat.
"Xiao Lei, Mr. Xiao..."
"What Mr. Xiao!" Lei Feng, who had drunk a little too much, glared and shouted: "Xiao Lu is my wife! Grandma, she got me to work as a small cleaner in the company, and she said I was her cousin.
Brother? It’s unbearable. If I don’t beat her, I won’t be called Lei Feng!”
Hu Guangliang, who wanted to test it, felt ecstatic in his heart: It is indeed so! It is indeed so! Haha, Hu Guangliang, you are in luck!
"Don't say this nonsense." Hu Guangliang's face was stern.
"Old Hu," Lei Feng stared at Hu Guangliang, pointed at his face, and said with a breath of wine: "Based on our life-long friendship, how dare you doubt what I said?"
"No, no," Hu Guangliang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "We have been friends for a long time, so of course I believe you. But your identity must not be revealed in the company, otherwise all the spearheads will be aimed at you.
Very complicated."
Hu Guangliang's face was sincere. Although he was full of small thoughts, this sentence was correct. If Lei Feng's identity was exposed in the company, it would inevitably cause a lot of unnecessary trouble, such as wooing and attacking.
, insinuations, etc. The internal complexity of a multinational group company is no less than that of a small country.
"I'm afraid of birds, don't you help me with this?" Lei Feng grinned, patted Hu Guangliang's shoulder hard and said: "Old Hu, do your best, follow me from now on and I'll make sure you enjoy the hot food.
I can see that you and Minister Bai are both good people. Minister Bai treated me to a drink of Jiaduobao and caviar in the afternoon; you treated me to a bath, massage and roasted chicken. The most important thing is that you stand by my side.
Is that right? Otherwise, if so many people came in to kill me, you would have run away long ago. So you are one of our own, there is no need to say that we have a life-long friendship."
Hearing these words, Hu Guangliang's spirit was lifted to the limit. He even began to thank Zhang Yuanfan for convening thousands of people to come to Buckingham to have a baby. Otherwise, how could his relationship with Lei Feng progress so fast?
"Yes, a life-long friendship, little... Hi, we are brothers, big or small, brother, are you enjoying your drink? Waiter, get the wine! Get the meat!"
The two of them drank and ate meat while getting a massage, and laughed loudly when they were happy, just like real buddies.
At the end of the drinking, a man was pouring his own drink. Hu Guangliang was completely drunk, lying on his back with his fat body and fell asleep.
"Learn from Lei Feng, a good example, loyal to the motherland and the party..."
The phone rang, and the dizzy Lei Feng picked up the phone with his greasy hands.
"Leifeng, where are you?" Xiao Lu's voice came from the phone.
"Hey, wife." Hearing Xiao Lu's voice, Lei Feng immediately said mysteriously like offering a treasure: "Wife, let me tell you, I know they all want to oust you, so I'll help you accept it.
A confidant will definitely help you with your heart, hehe."
Lei Feng was proud. He was not a second-rate person. A mere friendship had tied up the fickle Hu Guangliang. Who could be as smart as him?
"Oh, really?" Xiao Lu's words were very calm, and no emotion could be heard.
"Of course, you are my wife, and my mother asked me to help you. Of course, I can't let others oust you. Do you know that behind every successful woman, there must be a group of men... Of course, if you stand
It's Lei Feng, so only one is enough. Although I'm not handsome, and although I won't please people, you can never deny my unique personality charm. Even though you mess with me again and again, I'm still very generous.
When a drop of ink is dropped into clear water, the drop of clear water immediately changes color and cannot be drunk anymore; when a drop of ink is dropped into the sea, the sea is still blue. Why? Because the two have different sizes."
Xiao Lu on the other end of the phone didn't say anything for a long time. After a long meeting, she said quietly: "Lei Feng, I admit that you are very thoughtful."
"It must be dropped, haha." Lei Feng was delighted and kept talking: "Did you know that the unripe wheat ears are growing straight up, but the mature wheat ears are lowering their heads; the dissatisfied water bottles are clanging.
The filled water bottle doesn't make any noise at all. Why? Because the weights of the two are different..."
"Let's have dinner together tomorrow night!" Xiao Lu interrupted Lei Feng.
"Okay, okay!" Lei Feng was overjoyed.
This is the first time that his wife has invited him to dinner. Ever since he wronged his wife, Lei Feng has cherished the relationship between the two of them. It would be great to have dinner together. He wanted to show his unique personality charm in front of Xiao Meng.
It is easy to conquer yourself, but it is not so easy to conquer your wife.
Lei Feng has made up his mind to get his wife in one fell swoop during dinner tomorrow!
"Sir, would you like to do the ice and fire first or the chest massage first?" A tall girl wrapped in a bath towel walked into the private room, holding a glass of ice cubes in her left hand and a bottle of essential oil in her right hand.
Her voice was neither too loud nor too soft, just enough for Lei Feng to hear and for Xiao Lu on the other end of the phone to faintly hear.
"Leifeng, where are you?" Xiao Lu's voice contained a hint of anger.
"The bathing center is amazing." Lei Feng said honestly.
"Why did you end up in that place?" Xiao Lu's voice was a little loud.
"Why can't I go to this place?" Lei Feng asked in surprise: "You don't let me go home, and my fried chicken shop doesn't have a bathing place. Where can I take a bath if I don't want to take a bath in the bathing center?"
Lei Feng felt baffled and didn't know how he had touched his wife's strings.
"Huh..." A heavy breathing sound came from the phone.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?" Lei Feng asked with concern.
"It's okay! See you at the revolving restaurant tomorrow night at seven o'clock!"
There was a blind tone on the phone, and Lei Feng threw the phone aside in confusion, wondering why this little girl was breathing heavily.
"Sir, would you like to do the ice and fire first or the chest push first?" the tall girl asked with a charming face.
Ignoring Xiao Lu for the time being, Lei Feng focused his attention on this tall girl in a bathrobe. After glancing back and forth for a few times, he nodded and asked curiously: "What is Binghuo and what is breast push?"
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"Ah?" The girl opened her mouth in surprise.
"Don't be surprised, I really don't know what Ice Fire and Chest Press are." Lei Feng's attitude was very sincere and serious. He really didn't know what these things were.
Not only did he not know these things, but he also wanted to find out what the Poison Dragon Diamond was, what double sex was, and by the way, he knew about verbal abuse, it was all on TV.
The girl chuckled, her eyes becoming more and more charming.
"Sir, chest pressing can make you feel very good, let alone ice and fire. Eat, eat, eat..."
"Really?" Lei Feng became more energetic. He sat up and pointed at Hu Guangliang, who was like a dead pig on the bed next to him. "You try it on him. If he feels good about it, I will do it."
The girl glanced at Hu Guangliang, who was as fat as a pig, with a face full of displeasure. In comparison, she preferred the strong Lei Feng.
"Hurry up! Let me take a look first." Lei Feng urged impatiently.
Although I am very unhappy, the customer's request is always correct. I do it for anyone and make the same money.
The girl started to peel off Hu Guangliang's nightgown, buried her head between his legs and started working hard. Lei Feng next to him was bright-eyed: So this is Ice Fire and Breast Push!
"Poison Dragon Diamond! Poison Dragon Diamond!" Lei Feng howled.
He clearly saw the girl using her tongue to explore Hu Guangliang's asshole, gently stirring it, and then getting in like a poisonous snake...
