Lei Feng was excited. It turns out that the lives of men and women can still be played like this. Why wasn't it written in the book given by Dad? Doesn't Dad know? No, I must find a chance to take Dad to play with the Ice Fire Poison Dragon Diamond. He is sure
Will like it.
After staring at the girl with gleaming eyes for a long time, Lei Feng couldn't help but wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, showing a silly smile.
A series of chest thrusts, ice and fire, and poisonous dragon diamonds, the girl spent a lot of effort and used all her strength, but Hu Guangliang was still like a dead pig, with a caterpillar hanging on his crotch that showed no signs of improvement.
"Sir, can I serve you?" The girl rinsed her mouth with a trace of fatigue on her face.
Upon hearing these words, Lei Feng protected his steel-gun-like expansion, waved his hands vigorously, his face full of justice.
"No, no, this kind of behavior has exceeded my bottom line." Lei Feng said righteously: "Actually, I am a very traditional person. A good tutor told me: One woman has one hole, and she can insert it randomly or too much.
I will always spend the rest of my life paying for it.”
Lei Feng knows this very well. He has six mistresses, all of which were caused by his father inserting too many holes in the past. As a result, the family is extremely disharmonious now, and he is constantly being chased by his mother all over the world with guns.
Not only that, he has a litter of younger sisters at home, and his six little mothers and his mother all have nothing to do. The burden of life is all on the shoulders of his father, which is miserable. Under the guidance of words and deeds, Lei Feng feels that only men understand men best.
This is a bloody lesson.
The girl looked at Lei Feng with disdain, but she did not dare to show her emotion completely. After all, she was facing guests and she had to show a smile.
"Sir, you are just here to eat fast food, why do you have to be so serious? I believe my little sister, I will definitely make you feel so happy."
The girl smiled charmingly and gently lifted up the bath towel, revealing her white thighs with excellent lines.
"Please respect yourself!" Lei Feng tightly protected his crotch, stared into the girl's eyes, and said in a melancholy and magnetic voice: "A cheating man is like money dropped on shit. If you don't pick it up, it will be a pity, but if you pick it up, it will be disgusting.
Personality must be built on the basis of respect. For example, I respect you, so you must also respect me. Men do not have a hymen, so they should protect their virginity and cannot lose it through animal talk. Although not like women
It still has a layer of film and a sense of substance, but please believe that the mental confinement it gives men is stronger than anything else. Humans evolved from beasts over tens of thousands of years, and it only takes one thought for a man to become a beast.
.We have the most valuable dignity..."
"What exactly do you want to say?" The girl interrupted Lei Feng impatiently.
"I just want to say..." Lei Feng held his chin and said solemnly and sacredly: "I am a man with a wife."
"Fuck!" The girl raised her middle finger, opened her mouth and spat out three words: "Crazy!"
"What did you say about me?" Lei Feng was angry.
But the girl didn't care about him at all, turned around and walked out.
"I respect you, but you don't respect me," Lei Feng shouted angrily: "You can call me mentally ill, but you can't call me crazy. If I want to file a complaint against you, I will definitely file a complaint against you!"
There are two words that Lei Feng hates most now: second-rate and crazy!
These two words are a great insult to his IQ, because he is not crazy at all, nor is he a slut. He is an extremely smart person. Why has the country become like this now? Am I very backward?
For a moment, suspicion, frustration, disdain, doubt, hatred, displeasure, annoyance and so on all the emotions gathered on Lei Feng, and then these words that were enough to express any emotion were refined into one word and spit out from his mouth.
"Grass!"
"Who are you scolding?" Hu Guangliang, who was half asleep, turned over and muttered vaguely: "Brother, are you done? Let's go home."
go home?
Lei Feng was startled and scratched his head in frustration. Which home should he go back to? Back to Xiao Lu's place? No, a man must have dignity. Back to a fried chicken restaurant? Forget it, there's not even a bathroom.
"Old Hu, I have no place to go home." Lei Feng rubbed his nose and said aggrievedly: "Xiao Lu kicked me out of the house, I..."
"Come to sleep at my house!" Hu Guangliang, who was extremely drunk, waved his hand and said boldly: "Brother Hu's house will be your home from now on... Go, go back, go back, go home..."
After howling these words, Hu Guangliang felt drunk again, lowered his head and continued to fall asleep.
"Lao Hu, Lao Hu," Lei Feng shook Hu Guangliang and said, "Where is your home?"
In a daze, Hu Guangliang took out a key and said vaguely: "Jinxiu...Xiu, Xiu...Hezhuang, Building 27, 5, 5, 507..."
"Huhu!..."
"Lao Hu, 501 or 507?" Lei Feng shook Hu Guangliang and asked loudly.
But Hu Guangliang's thunderous snoring sounded loudly, and he couldn't wake up no matter how he screamed.
"501 or 507?" Lei Feng muttered, put on his clothes and walked out.
The night was dark and the breeze was cool. Lei Feng drove Hu Guangliang's car and was photographed running seven red lights in a row. In addition, he was caught speeding four times and was monitored. Finally, he came across Jinxiu Hezhuang Community.
Is it 501 or 507?
Lei Feng hesitated and wandered downstairs of Building 27, a little uncertain. He wanted to ask Hu Guangliang, but when he turned his face, he did not find Hu Guangliang.
"Hey, where did this old boy go? Why didn't he come with me?" Lei Feng muttered, looked up for a long time, and finally decided to explore the way first.
He took off his upper body clothes and climbed towards 501 with his bare hands.
The five-story building was a piece of cake for him. Back then... Damn, back then...
Climbing to the balcony of 501, Lei Feng's mind suddenly fell into a brief confusion. He thought about that year, but what did he do back then?
Lei Feng was stunned for a moment. He found that he had forgotten many things, and his mind was full of broken pictures that he could not put together.
"kindness……"
A woman's weak moan suddenly reached his ears, disrupting Lei Feng's thinking. Although he had never actually experienced anything between men and women, his instinct as a male animal made him certain that there was a woman inside.
Bai Jie? Hehe, almost. That old boy Hu Guangliang is a caterpillar in life. He can't even lift the ice-fire poisonous dragon diamond. He definitely can't serve the fair and tender Minister Bai. The book given by my father said that love depends entirely on moisture.
, when a wolf-like woman cannot be satisfied, the first choice is to cheat; the second choice is to rely on various tools for self-satisfaction.
I seem to enjoy listening to this sound. Is it cheating or relying on various devices for self-satisfaction?
Lei Feng felt that it was necessary to sneak in and take a look. After all, Lao Hu had invited him to eat, drink and have fun. Even if he couldn't stop him from being cuckolded, he still had to see who was cuckolding him, right?
Thinking of this, Lei Feng quietly opened the balcony window, swept his body, and jumped in like a cat without making a sound.
"oh!……"
The heavy moaning came again, this time much clearer, coming from the bedroom.
The door to the bedroom was half open, soft light pouring out of it, and a special smell that could make hormones secrete crazily.
There are no men, absolutely no men, and if there are men, there will definitely be a kind of hostility seeping out.
Lei Feng's sense of smell is absolutely extremely sensitive. There is no smell of men in the room, which means that the women in this family are using utensils to satisfy themselves. Besides Bai Jie, who else could it be? Hehe...
Quietly, slowly, tiptoeing, I walked to the bedroom door and looked in through the crack in the half-open door.
At this sight, a pair of eyes could no longer move away, and the body became angry: What a beautiful scene this is, this is the true beauty of a woman!
In the bedroom, a plump, white, mature body rolled back and forth on the pink sheets, eyes tightly closed, and a sound of ecstasy came from her throat.
Her left hand was placed between her legs, and she kept rubbing it. The hair was slender and showed a heart shape. Against the dazzling white skin, it showed a mysterious black luster, stimulating people's eyes.
There is a thin white line connected to the white and round groin, and the other end is a switch. When the switch is turned on, the other end of the thin line goes deep into the woman's body and makes a buzzing sound, stimulating the woman's hunger with continuous vibrations.
A thirsty body.
The woman's lower body was completely soaked, and the greasy water stains stained the pink sheets, exuding a lustful smell.
"call……"
Lei Feng took a deep breath, enjoying the fragrant and juicy smell in the air. His right hand slowly slid to his underwear, holding his bulge tightly.
"Uh... uh..."
The woman let out an overwhelmed moan again, and Bai Huahua's body twisted even more desperately, entangled with the sheets.
Her body was so empty that only a hard and thick object could make her feel full and satisfied.
Lei Feng stared at the woman's delicate lower body, looking at the water hidden under the mysterious black, his breathing became heavier and filled the whole room.
At this time, the woman had no consciousness at all. She was immersed in her own happiness. The small ricochet was vibrating continuously, using the vibration to relieve the hunger and thirst in her body.
She rubbed her plump breasts with her right hand, pinched the little pink cherry with two fingers, and worked hard with the pleasure coming from her lower body.
"Ah!...Ah!...Oh!..."
The woman's left hand rubs her lower body faster and faster, her legs are folded together and tightly clamped; her right hand is grasping the fat breast on the right frantically, and the skin all over her body is pink like a rose. Her swan-like neck is raised back
He raised his head and frowned in an overwhelmed manner; his cherry lips were slightly long, and his pink and tender tongue licked his thirsty lips vigorously...
"Huh!...Huh!..."
Lei Feng was breathing heavily, all the pores on his body were wide open, his mouth was dry, and his swollen lower body was almost bursting through his pants.
"ah!!!……"
A sharp sound erupted from the woman's throat, and a large amount of water suddenly overflowed from between her legs, soaking her legs and bed sheets, emitting a crystal light...
"Hoo Chi! Hoo Chi!..."
The strong visual impact made Lei Feng completely unable to control himself. He wanted to explode, rush to help this unloved woman, and use his own expansion to help him completely eliminate the emptiness in his body and mind.
"Who!" The woman who was enjoying the wonderful aftertaste screamed, sat up suddenly, and pulled the towel aside to cover her body.
He was discovered, and Lei Feng's heavy breathing revealed it to him.
"Ahem..." Lei Xiao, who was discovered, coughed twice. He took a step forward to the bedroom door calmly and generously and said, "I'm really sorry. I entered the wrong door. Sorry, sorry. But I think you should do it."
There is something wrong, using that gadget is definitely an insult to men. Even if it is not an insult to men, it is an insult to cucumbers, eggplants, bananas and other stick-shaped fruits.”
"It's you?!" the woman made a surprised voice.
"Hey, it's you?" Lei Feng also made a surprised sound,
Damn it, isn't this woman the one I met yesterday when I was caught in a rape case?
"Haha, once is born again, the other is familiar, haha." Lei Feng laughed dryly twice, pointed in the direction of the door and said: "Where is the door?"
The woman's eyes filled with tears, she bit her lip and nodded.
"Thank you, goodbye." Lei Feng nodded and turned around.
But just when he turned around, he turned around again and said with an unbearable look on his face: "Women are suffering. What they eat is food, what they bleed is blood, and what they squeeze is milk. Why should you suffer yourself? I have a friend who is
If you want, I can give you his phone number and ask him to help buy women's appliances. It's absolutely safe and reliable. Just give me my name and I'll give you a 30% discount. I'm an acquaintance.
Well, I guarantee that you will neither suffer a loss nor be fooled. Well, I wish you a good night."
After saying that, Lei Feng turned around, opened the door and left, very cool and unrestrained.
The woman raised her face in surprise, and it took her a long time before she smiled and uttered a sentence: Little man, it seems that we are really destined. You bumped into me every time I came here.
After finishing speaking, the woman pinched the wet little vibrator, sighed heavily, and threw it into the trash can.
