Four hundred and eighty-four chapters laughing at the big things
"We are in trouble. This kind of grass is too strong. You can see that my hands are worn out. But before I finish cleaning them, my grandfather and my father are still cutting slowly with a knife. I feel like it will reach the sky if I keep cutting like this.
I can't cut all the black ones, so I thought you'd come here to see if there are any rich knives. Our knives were detained at the customs." This Motta III stretched out his hands, okay, on each hand
They were all wrapped in gauze, which was still bloody.
"You've come to the right place, Lao Wang, quickly take out our weapons and lend them to this American friend. They can't bear it anymore." Hong Tao quickly called Wang Jian to take the two sickles out of the water.
When I fished it out, Wang Jianxian's thing was too sharp and he was afraid of accidentally scratching someone, so he found a rope.
A bolt with two ends was thrown into the water, and the ends of the rope were tied to the wooden stakes. If you want to use it, you can pull it up. It will be safe without any delay. Don't say that Wang Jian is unnecessary. He must be so careful when going out to play.
If you often live in the wild, you will find that having such a person is not a trouble but a blessing.
"Why didn't we think of buying two scythes? I'm going back to work first. I must come to our camp as a guest in the evening. My mother is a very good cook. I'll call you in the evening." This third generation is really not that good.
The third generation ancestor, the first to get the sickle
He just wanted to go back and help his father and grandfather with work instead of having sex with Hong Tao and Wang Jian here. As for what he said about his mother's cooking skills, Hong Tao didn't believe it at all. One of these foreigners would never say anything.
To say both is very modest.
At 8 o'clock, the first batch of equipment arrived on the motorboat, and it was time to work.
Outdoor sports are relatively developed in Europe. The camping equipment prepared by Marx and Schweder is very professional. The tent is a professional fishing tent, which is like a bowl buckled on the ground and then propped up with a few small sticks. This design
The only advantage is that it is very convenient to enter and exit. You can basically enter and exit the tent while standing, without having to climb in and out like other tents. This is very convenient for fishermen because the alarm will sound at any time regardless of whether you are taking a nap or sleeping.
It may sound. At this time, it is very important to be able to get in and out of the tent quickly.
In addition to tents, there is another kind of special fishing tent. This kind of tent is not used for sleeping, but for sitting and resting. It is like a big petal, with a folding backrest in the middle that can adjust the angle of the backrest.
The chair, both sides and the top of the head are made of reinforced sunshade fabric, which is also foldable. When fully opened, it looks like a big morning glory. When fixed with windproof ropes and ground dings, it can also withstand ordinary strong winds, making it suitable for long periods in the wild.
The fishing station is very practical.
It is the job of Marx and Wang Jian to set up camp. The main job of Hong Tao and Schweder is to make a nest. Although Pan is nominally a substitute member of the fishing team, she is really a soy sauce. In addition to being responsible for transporting some fish to the joint fishing team
Apart from supplies, she definitely doesn't participate in fishing activities. She doesn't even bother to come to the fishing spots.
The nest material this time is the corn beans brewed by Hong Tao. As for the meatball nest material secretly prepared by the Marx brothers, the two brothers have self-denied it. Their idea is very simple and practical. Since Hong Tao’s nest and bait have won
If you have lost your own nest materials and bait, it must be that corn beans are better than meatballs. It would be a crime to leave the good ones alone and not use them. As for why corn beans beat meatballs, that is a question that will be studied slowly after the competition.
In order to faithfully record the whole process of European fishing, Hong Tao reluctantly gave up the opportunity to operate the fish finder and GPS signal transmitter. He usually drove the boat while carrying the camera, and had to explain every operation of Schweder in Chinese.
Explain the steps like a fool.
"Dumpling, can you stop for a moment? The less I understand what you are saying, the harder I try to listen. As a result, I got several data wrong. We have to pick up the floating ball and reset it." Schwede
Hong Tao's chatter made him dizzy and he was in a hurry. Various pauses and close-ups interrupted his work rhythm. This was already the second time he had to pick up the float and reset it. The first time was the float and the anchor.
The rope between them was too long. This time the GPS data was set wrong.
"If you cooperate, cooperate, and cooperate, I will bring your European fishing methods back to China, so that Chinese fishing friends can also try European fishing methods. This is the fusion of two cultures, and you are the leader of this fusion. Wan
One day the European fishing method is recognized in China, the billions of Chinese people will remember that they were watching
Do you think it’s a bad thing to be remembered by more than a billion people for this kind of fishing method that you only learned about as an operator?” Hong Tao didn’t care about Schweider’s protest. If he made a mistake, he would pull it up and try it again. Anyway, buddy, I can’t even lift a finger.
Help, I can’t take more shots. Anyway, now we use memory cards instead of video tapes, so the cost is almost nothing.
"Okay, let's do it all over again. Why don't you speak English so that I can understand it and cooperate with your explanation to take the next step? Then you can go back and add it in Chinese, which will be more convenient." Schweder heard ten
Hundreds of millions of people could see themselves, and the impatience and frustration they felt just now were gone, and they even gave Hong Tao some reasonable shooting suggestions.
"Well, there's no one who doesn't like to be famous. You say you're a technical person, and it's useless for more than a billion people to know you. Besides, those softwares of yours are compiled for nothing, and you don't think about it. There are more than a dozen people in China.
There are hundreds of millions of people, but not every Chinese can fish, otherwise they will catch all the fish in the Pacific Ocean!" Hong Tao couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart as he watched the foreigner strictly follow his instructions and make various actions.
A person's life is all about fame and fortune. Anyway, I have lived for two and a half lives so far, and I have not seen anyone who can ignore these two things, including myself, a relatively unnatural existence. This was the case at the beginning.
When I was young, I just wanted to open a small shop so that I could support myself and spend time fishing by the water. But as the first ambition was realized, one ambition after another emerged, and they became more and more popular.
It's getting bigger and bigger, when will it be over if this continues?
After making the nest, Hong Tao and Schweide returned to the shore and started assembling the fishing gear. They said it was two people working, but in fact it was just Schweide alone. Hong Tao, who was carrying a camera, not only refused to help, but sometimes had to let Schweide do it.
De repeats a job several times so that he can capture the best angle and the most detailed process.
"Dumpling, your automatic light compensation is not turned on. Here it is. Come on, let me show it to you." Schweide suddenly stared at Hong Tao's camera for several seconds while he was doing it, and then pointed out that Hong Tao was operating the camera.
He made a mistake and took the camera over and taught Hong Tao how to operate it step by step. It seemed that he had also played with this kind of professional photography equipment, and at least he was better than Hong Tao.
"Okay, the adjustment is almost done. In this way, no matter how the light changes, as long as it does not exceed this range, the machine can automatically compensate. Come on, you go assemble the fishing rod. I have finished the rod holder. Now
I'm here to shoot, you're here to be the actor, I can't just let myself
We take turns to be in front of more than a billion people, especially you. If more than a billion people know you, maybe you can run for president of China." After Schweide adjusted the camera, he did not return it.
Hong Tao carried it on his own and began to direct Hong Tao to work.
"It's time! Let's stop playing, Max. Let's take turns taking pictures later and let him be the protagonist. We are the photographers." Wang Jian is the master who is afraid of chaos in the world. If nothing happens, he has to find something to do.
, if something happens now, I will never let it go, and even those who watch the excitement will not consider it a big deal.
"Hey, you don't have to do this. We agreed on division of labor and cooperation, and I'm the captain. You have to listen to my arrangements." Hong Tao still has to deal with Shiweide alone. If he doesn't do Hong Tao's workload, it will be very difficult.
It was too big, and Hong Tao couldn't accept it.
"No, no, no! You are not only the captain, you are also the future president, so we are going to strike. The president has the right to give orders, and we also have the right to strike." Marx must have turned to his brother, and after hearing Wang Jian's words
, immediately threw away the half-built pergola and sat down to drink coffee.
It is also a lot of work. There are two ways to reduce the hard work. The first is to match men and women so that the work is not tiring. Of course, the degree of not tiring depends on the quality of the woman. The higher the quality, the greater the effect of reducing fatigue.
Good; the other is to talk, laugh, play, and finish the work while having fun. Although the physical effort is not reduced at all, the attention is distracted, which can effectively reduce the feeling of fatigue. In fact, this
I'm just lying to myself, but the effect is pretty good. (To be continued...)
