They can't enjoy the first kind of flood. There is only grass all around. Not to mention women, not even a female toad can be seen. At this time, the second method is very useful. If there is someone in the team who can joke and can also
If you lead others to follow and interact with others, then everyone will not feel so tired. Hong Tao happens to have this ability and experience. He has always been such a person whether in his previous life or in the future.
In fact, Hong Tao didn't think so at first. He really wanted to be lazy. If someone saw it, he wouldn't be able to steal it at most. If you didn't see it, he wouldn't remind you. But this kind of behavior often leads to
Producing unexpected effects is a matter of the integration of one person's talent and a group of people. In the same situation, if a group of people is changed, they may have to fight. This is why no matter where they are, people will always be natural and unnatural.
Reasons for being divided into several small groups.
At 11 o'clock sharp, all the work in the joint camp was completely completed. The four old men were all very tired. Each of them had a fishing awning, and they lined up in a row by the water. The difference was that the Marx brothers were still wearing clothes, and Hong Tao and Wang
Jian had already stripped down to his swimming trunks. Although the weather in Europe was not hot, the sun was still very strong at noon.
"Dumpling, what do you think of my fishing shorts?" Schwede took off his shirt and trousers at some point, and stood on the shore in a pair of big green shorts, swaying back and forth. There was nothing new about these shorts.
But the pattern above is really cool: shorts
On the front is a frontal image of a carp head, with the wide-open mouth right at the sensitive area; on the back of the shorts is a carp tail. It is still the kind that is shaking, and the print is vivid and has a strong three-dimensional effect. At a glance, it is obvious
It was as if Schweder had a fish tail stuck in his butt.
"Fuck, you're showing off, your yellow hair looks like an un-evolved ape." Without Hong Tao's reminder, Wang Jian had already figured out that this Schweider was not showing off his fishing shorts, although this
The shorts are also very distinctive, he is basically using his own body to provoke.
"Don't tell me, compared to the body, we are really no match for this stupid big guy. You said he is a computer software player. What's the use of building so many muscles?" Hong Tao looked at Schweder's chest.
He looked at the two muscles of his body and the four muscles of his abdomen, and then looked at his own and Wang Jian's. He really had no interest in fighting back at all.
"Hey...hey..." While Schwede was strolling along the shore triumphantly, several greetings came from the right, and an inflatable boat drove out of the grass dozens of meters away. There were two people on it.
He is waving his hand over here.
"Hi, hello!" Schweder happened to be standing and said hello to the people on the boat.
Although Hong Tao couldn't see clearly who was sitting on the boat, he could tell without looking that it was the American family at fishing position 33 next door. They probably had just packed up the camp and were rowing to make a nest. Although
The two fishing positions are only about 50 meters apart, but the reeds and grass on the shore are so high that unless you shout loudly, you won't know there is anyone in the grass.
"Buzz...buzz..." With a low engine sound, a small motorboat appeared on the water. Pan came and gave it to him for adoption. It's no wonder that Pan didn't like his brother-in-law. You said his sister-in-law was here. Schwede
He was still walking shirtless on the shore wearing his fishing shorts, not trying to cover up at all, and he went to the shore to pull the boat rope with a shy face.
The chickens were bought, but they were not chickens from the golf course, but bought in the town. According to Pan, the golf course did not sell chickens at all, so she had to drive to a French village near the town to look for them. It was a waste of time.
After a long time of effort, I finally got three.
"Live chicken! How do you eat this!?" Marx and Schweider saw the three chickens in the small cage and looked at Pan and Hong Tao in confusion.
"How do I know? Dumpling asked me to buy it. He specifically asked for a live chicken. You can ask him. I'm going back first. If you need anything, call me." Pan walked around the camp after getting off the boat, nose
Wrinkled again, this woman not only has a good brain, but also has a very sharp nose.
"Dumplings, how do you eat this live chicken?" Marx didn't pay any attention to Pan getting on the boat and leaving. His attention was still on these three live chickens.
"Don't worry, we won't let you kill chickens. You can just eat them then." Hong Tao knows that Europeans and Americans, especially urbanites, don't eat live chickens. They only buy slaughtered chickens in the market. If
If you slaughter a live chicken in front of your own house, your neighbors will definitely call the police, and they will look at you like a serial killer.
"How...how do you kill them? It won't be too painful, right?" Marx still felt uneasy.
"With one click of the knife, you can behead him directly, just like Louis XVI. It will definitely not be painful!" Hong Tao made a knife gesture with his hand.
"Louis XVI?" Marx looked at Schweder doubtfully, thinking that this medical scientist did not have a good history.
"Louis the King of France, guillotine!" Schweder stretched out his head and stuck out his tongue to show his brother a beheading gesture. I don't know if Marx understood it, but he no longer asked about the fate of these chickens.
Hong Tao took the chicken coop far away into the grass behind and put it there. He also gave them some water in a small bowl and threw in a handful of corn beans. I'm afraid they won't die today. They should go to the American camp for dinner.
After eating, although Europeans and Americans like to brag, they are very trustworthy. If they say they will treat you to a meal, they will definitely treat you. Even if they only treat you to a sandwich, they will still treat you. If you don't go, it will hurt people's feelings.
"Max, I have a question. The rules of the competition say that only two registered fishermen can operate the fishing tackle during fishing. But if a foul is committed, how will the referee know?" Hong Tao sat in the pergola, looked left and right, and discovered something.
A very important question. The shore of this lake is covered with grass nearly 2 meters high. How do the referees of the organizing committee find out whether there is a foul or not? Do they just rely on their own consciousness?
"Haha, here you go, look towards that island." Upon hearing Hong Tao's question, Marx smiled and took out a telescope from the box and handed it to Hong Tao.
"Holy shit, we're about to catch up with the concentration camp, and there are still people standing guard." Hong Tao picked up the telescope and looked in the direction pointed by Marx. There was a small wooden watchtower on the small island, and there were two people standing on the watchtower.
, is climbing on two high-power telescopes to observe the surrounding lake shore.
"Those are the referees. They change every few hours. There are even those on duty at night, who use night vision binoculars to observe the conditions of each fishing position. And every day, referees take boats to conduct spot checks on the fishing positions." Marx
Take the telescope and put it back in the box.
The weather on the day when the competition started was very good, with plenty of sunshine and calm waves. There were several groups of waterbirds on the lake, sometimes hiding in the grass and sometimes flying on the water. Hong Tao was still carrying the camera to follow the shooting at the beginning, but after playing for a while
It's boring, just sit in the pergola and feel the heat radiated by the sun on the top of the pergola. It's warm and very comfortable.
Suddenly the sky became darker, the wind became stronger and stronger, white waves appeared on the lake, and the pergola was like a big sail, swollen by the wind. If it were not for the pull of the windproof rope and ground nails,
I'm afraid it will turn into a kite.
Suddenly the alarm of a fishing rod rang, and the rod tip was instantly pulled to the water surface, and never lifted up again. Big fish! Hong Tao immediately realized what this behavior of the rod tip meant, but the wind
It was really too big. He tried all his strength, but his steps kept moving.
Finally unable to get up quickly, I finally moved to the rod stand. Just as I lifted the fishing rod and prepared to reel in the line, a blue-purple lightning suddenly appeared in the sky, extremely dazzling, like a thick whip that shattered the dark clouds.
And the whip tip just flew towards Hong Tao!
"Fuck, here we go again! I won't go back!" This scene was very, very familiar in Hong Tao's mind, especially the lightning, color, and shape were almost exactly the same as the memory in the deepest part of his mind. He didn't want to be hit by lightning again.
Once, he didn't want to be knocked back to a certain time period by lightning. Now he was living a very comfortable and satisfied life, and he didn't want to start over again.
