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Chapter 339 Thank you for the gift of nature!

 "What kind of dinner?"

Lin Baici sat up and looked at the hiking boots on the kobold's feet: "Is there divine grace on them?"

In the public toilet, because Lin Baici broke the water pipe in the urinal, a layer of sewage quickly accumulated on the ground. Mixed with dust and urine stains, a stench filled the air.

【not at all!】

God of Cookery review.

"Then what to eat?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes: "Is it possible to eat this monster?"

Although the name contains the word "dog", it is actually an intelligent creature that walks upright on two legs, and cannot be compared with a local dog.

But these boots are pretty good.

The battle was over. Lin Baici was worried that Jesus and the others would come to take advantage. In his current state, he might not be able to defeat the white man, so he quickly stood up, walked quickly to the body of the kobold, and put it on his feet.

I took off my two hiking boots.

Wearing this thing, you will be able to slide like a ghost king.

This is a sacred item that can evade lightning and the hands of big impressions. It is an absolute good thing.

Lin Baici's body was wet. He raised his arm and brought it to his nose to smell it. The smell was so strong. He curled his lips in disgust, took off his shirt and jeans, leaving only a pair of boxer briefs, and then

Put on hiking boots.

Bang! Bang!

Lin Baici kicked the ground with his feet, and jumped up again. They fit well, and even though the shoes looked thick and heavy, they didn't feel heavy when worn on their feet, unlike those thin shoes.

Casual shoes are not much different.

After Lin Baici jumped twice, his front and back legs suddenly slid, and his upper body began to swing. At the same time, like a boxer, he punched straight with his right hand.

su!su!

Lin Baici felt as light as a swallow and could dodge bullets with confidence.

[Put it on and after the Dog King Slide is turned on, you can enter the dodge state for a few seconds and dodge most attacks.]

[I just like the way you can’t stand me and can’t hit me!]

[Wear it, and you will be like a dog with a strong sense of territory. Every time you go to a new place, you will be eager to find a telephone pole or a corner to urinate in. 】

【You have to declare your sovereignty, this is your territory!】

[If you don’t take a dip, you will feel scratchy in your heart and lungs, and then pee on the bed at midnight!]

Because this sacred object now belongs to Lin Baici, the God of Cookery commented in detail.

"Oh!"

The corner of Lin Baici's mouth twitched. Isn't this too negative an effect?

He lowered his head and looked at the hiking boots. They were not like the Cook and the Muscle Buddha, which would kill people, but they would make people embarrassed.

What if someone sees me peeing on the floor?

Wouldn't it mean to die on the spot and be expelled?

However, Lin Baici couldn't bear to take them off. Turning on the lightning and stone fire required a lot of divine power, and using it to dodge the divine favor relied on time difference. However, these boots can be said to be a kind of regular power.

The dog king slides and forces himself to dodge, it's so unreasonable!

Lin Baici glanced at the body of the kobold and prepared to escape. Hua Yueyu and Jin Yingzhen were probably waiting impatiently.

Saying that he is not dead, Jesus should be disappointed, right?

Ha ha!

Lin Baici laughed twice and walked out of the toilet. After preparing to meet Jin Yingzhen and the others, he first found a bathroom on the first floor and took a quick shower.

【What are you doing? Eat a big meal!】

The God of Cookery urges.

"What kind of dinner?"

Lin Baici was stunned. His eyes turned around in the public toilet and finally landed on the body of the kobold. This was the only thing that could be eaten, but...

【Yes, that's it!】

【Thank you for the gift of nature!】

"this……"

Lin Baici really couldn't keep his mouth shut.

[Kobold blood, after drinking it, can replenish marrow and qi, nourish yin and yang, strengthen the spleen and appetizer, which can greatly enhance your recovery power. If you drink it as an old man, you can be five or six years younger!]

[In short, if your life is digitized and treated as a blood bar in the game, then the blood of the kobold can increase the length of your blood bar! 】

Lin Baici's eyes lit up. For people, when they are seriously ill, especially after major surgery, they can see their physical condition weakening visibly, and this dog blood can replenish qi and nourish the body.

[Its kidneys and big sword can warm the kidneys, strengthen yang, and replenish the marrow. As men get older, most of them wet their shoes in the wind and start to lose interest in the opposite sex. They gradually like fishing, drinking tea, playing cards, and going to forums to fight with others.

!]

[It’s not that I don’t want to generate electricity, it’s that I’m powerless!]

[After eating this kobold, your kidneys will generate electricity every day until you are seventy years old!]

The God of Cookery conducts food science popularization.

This kobold is a sacred object radiated from the pollution of the gods in the ten-year Great God Market. It is very rare. After passing this village, there is no such shop.

[Let’s get started, bite the main artery in the neck and you can suck the blood. Although the kidneys are best eaten raw, after grilling, add more cumin for a better flavor! 】

"Brother Dog, I'm sorry for my happy life."

Lin Baici dragged the kobold to the sink.

In any case, although this battle is extremely dangerous, the rewards are extremely high.

A pair of hiking boots alone is worth the price of admission, not to mention strengthening your body.



The hall on the first floor was as silent as a cicada. Everyone had their ears cocked and looked into the corridor, anxiously waiting for the results of the battle.

"There seems to be no movement?"

Li Yintong's crystal little ears twitched.

"Is it over?"

Gudu!

Dorisanne swallowed nervously: "I don't know who won?"

"It must be Xiaobai!"

Flowers and fish take over.

Although everyone also wanted Lin Baici to win, intellectually, they thought it was impossible. After all, everyone had witnessed how terrifying the kobold was.

The waiting time is very painful, like roasting someone on a bonfire!

"Why hasn't the monster come out yet?"

Jesus frowned, feeling something was wrong. Could it be that the monster was seriously injured?

So do you want to go pick it up?

"Gao Heng, Pogba, let's go to the public toilet!"

Jesus suggested.

Gao Heng hesitated.

"Sorry, Captain Jesus, I was messing around with God Lin!"

Pogba's perceptual knowledge told him that Lin Baici might not win.

"Yijisheng, how about we go take a look?"

Jin Yingzhen persuaded.

"Wait three more minutes!"

The myotoxin begins to count silently.

The others waited quietly and had no interest in checking the results of the battle, because with their strength, they would not be able to grab the spoils even if they passed.

"Walk!"

Yi Jisheng finished counting 180 and immediately ran to the public toilet.

Jesus followed immediately, but after running less than ten meters, he stopped in shock.

A figure walked out of the toilet and appeared in the corridor.

The dim yellow light of the energy-saving lamp shone on him, leaving a shadow of fate on the wall behind him.

"Oh my god!"

Yangma exclaimed, and his face overflowed with ecstasy.

Lin Baici won!

"I'm holding it in my mouth, it's Lin Shen!"

Huang Huangxiang was shocked. Seeing the way Lin Baici walked, he looked steady, as if he was winning easily?

"Haha, Brother Lin is victorious!"

Li Yintong ran over, as happy as a little princess who had realized her wish.

"noob!"

"Oppa!"

Hua Yueyu and Jin Yingzhen ran to Lin Baici.

"I told God Lin later that Jesus wanted to win over me, but I didn't go!"

Pogba touched the little head of the doll on his shoulder and whispered to Huang Jinxiang.

"You can also testify for me, and I didn't agree to it either!"

Huang Huangxiang began to think about how to hold Lin Baici's thigh tightly.

"You and he are compatriots and are naturally close to each other. Why bother?"

Pogba didn't understand and looked at Huang Jinxiang: "Anyway, now, I am quite envious of your yellow skin and Kyushu nationality!"

"No one can have enough of flattery!"

Huang Jinxiang rolled his eyes.

"Let's go and meet Lin Shen!"

The uncle worker ran over quickly with a cigarette in his mouth.

Needless to say, everyone except Che Zhengshuo and Jesus ran towards Lin Baici, fearing that they would fall behind others and be regarded as disrespectful by Lin Baici.

Jesus was unhappy in his heart. He knew that Lin Baici had completely displayed his authority in this battle and had suppressed him.

If he had fought with Lin Baici before, others would have dared not take action because of his status as the Statue of Liberty, but now, with Lin Baici's order, someone would definitely help him.

In fact, this was indeed the case. Everyone's attitude towards Lin Baici was already respectful, and they subconsciously did not dare to speak loudly.

"Brother Lin!"

Li Yintong ran to Lin Baici, swooped down, hugged him, and kissed him.

Mua!

Taimei boldly kissed Lin Baici on the cheek.

"Come down, I'm dirty!"

Lin Baici patted Tai Mei on the back and asked her to come down quickly.

"I don't mind it."

Li Yintong wanted to get close to Lin Baici's ear and whisper, but found that Lin Baici was too tall and she couldn't reach him even on tiptoes.

"I'll take it!" Tai Mei was depressed, then she calmed down and smiled like a flower: "Brother Lin, do you want me to lick you clean?"

After Li Yintong finished speaking, he stuck out his little tongue and licked Lin Baici's chest like a Maine Coon cat drinking milk.

"Oh, it's so shameless!"

Hua Yueyu looked at Li Yintong and wanted to tear this little girl to pieces.

Jin Yingzhen was in a very calm mood. After all, how could a young lady from a chaebol family be such a pervert? She first observed Lin Baici's body and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was not injured.

"Lin Shen, did you win?"

"Where's the dog-headed monster?"

"No need to ask? He must have been beaten to death!"

Everyone rushed to Lin Bai resigned and started making noises.

Huang Huangxiang came over, his face full of concern: "Lin Shen, where are your clothes? Are they torn? Do you want me to find a set for you?"

I'll take it!

Why doesn’t Lin Baici have any scars on his body?

Did he crush the kobold?

impossible!

Others also discovered this and were confused. Could it be that this Kyushu man had used some kind of sacred object to change his appearance? Or was he rejuvenated? He was actually very old?

Jesus also discovered this, but soon his eyes fell on Lin Baici's feet.

Fuck!

Jesus felt frustrated again!

I originally wanted to rely on this trip to Busan to completely establish the reputation of the Statue of Liberty, but now it’s all over!

And if these people in front of me don't die, I, the laughing stock,

It’s decided.

"Lin Shen, you have such a great figure!"

The working uncle squeezed over, flattered me, and handed me a cigarette.

"Being a male model is too humiliating!"

Che Zhengshuo put his hands in his pockets and looked at Lin Baici with admiration.

Although everyone is a divine hunter and has been strengthened by divine power and has a good figure, there are still very few people as perfect as Lin Baici.

After all, muscles can be exercised, but body proportions are innate.

"Lin Shen, are your hiking boots the same ones worn by the kobolds?"

Pogba is curious.

"Um!"

Lin Baici stamped his right foot: "The comfort is great!"

"Is this a taboo thing?"

"Nonsense, if not, why would Lin Shen wear it?"

"What effect does it have?"

Everyone was very curious and looked at Lin Baici eagerly, waiting for some popular science.

"Put it on and run fast!"

Lin Baici would not tell these people. The taboo objects are equivalent to trump cards. If they are revealed, they will have no deterrent effect.

"Is it fun to lie to people?"

Jesus interjected: "Its effect will definitely allow you to shake your body as fast as that kobold and dodge all attacks!"

Want to hide a secret?

dream!

But this kid has this extra pair of shoes, and his combat power has improved, making it even harder for him to fight.

Everyone looked at Lin Baici's boots with envy. They were more willing to believe Jesus' words. As for asking Lin Baici for confirmation?

How bad does your brain have to be to do something like this?

Is it because Lin Baici's thigh is uncomfortable to hold, so he has to kick it?

Jesus crossed Lin Baici and walked towards the public toilet.

"Let me declare first that the body of the kobold is mine!" Lin Baici said in a cold voice: "If anyone touches my things, don't blame me for being rude!"

"Don't worry God Lin, we won't move!"

"Yes, if anyone moves, I will notify you as soon as possible!"

"It's a pity that there are no space-like taboo objects, otherwise these things can be taken away!"

"You'll get it after you kill that female white-collar worker!"

"Don't mention that girl with her head wrapped. If we encounter her again, we may not survive."

Now that the kobold is dead and the crisis is over, everyone has time to relax and start discussing what to do next.

"Are you still going out to explore?"

The red-haired woman looked at Gao Heng.

"The key to purification must be in this apartment!"

Cha Zhengshuo reiterated it again.

Gao Heng scratched his hair: "Listen to Lin Shen!"

"You can do whatever you want, I'll take a shower!"

Lin Baici pulled his Taimei off his body, walked to the nearest room, and started to turn the door handle.

When I checked into the third room, the door was unlocked.

Lin Baici pushed open the door and entered.

Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu followed in.

"Brother Lin, let me rub your back!"

Li Yintong also ran in shamelessly and closed the door.

"Lin Shen, I'm going to keep an eye on Jesus!"

Huang Jinxiang reported and poked Pogba with his elbow: "Let's go together!"

Yijisheng glanced at these people and sat by the door. While chatting with his girlfriend, he guarded the door to prevent anyone from attacking Lin Baici.

"There's going to be gunfire inside!"

Gao Heng was envious. Apart from Taimei, who was almost unworthy, Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu were both beautiful, especially the Gao Limei, who had an amazing figure.

Just those long legs can play for a year!

"One on three, Lin Shen just finished beating the monster, is it okay?"

Everyone is a hunter of gods, and they are used to being arrogant in normal times. If there are normal people, there must be some people who are mean-mouthed, and I can help if you say something, but now, they dare not make fun of them even if they are beaten to death.

Jesus walked into the public toilet and wanted to deduce Lin Baici's strength from the battle scene and the scars on the kobold's body, but when he saw the kobold, he was stunned.

What's going on with this body?

Why is it like this?

The kobold corpse was placed on the ceramic table of the sink. There was a hole on the left side of its neck, which was more than an inch long. Some blood flowed out, but not much.

Both sides of its waist were opened.

"What's happening here?"

Jesus frowned, walked to the body and looked through it, and found that two waists were missing, which made him look shocked.

Will Lin Baici eat them?

What a pervert!

Jesus suddenly felt that it was a huge mistake to be hostile to Lin Baici.

In the job of a god hunter, one often faces death, endures tremendous pressure, and may be contaminated, so over time, some people will develop psychological problems.

Eat monsters, breed monsters, and even fall in love with monsters...

These god hunters will either go crazy or die in their final journey home.

It's really not worth it to have a conflict with such a lunatic.

etc!

I had a cut on my waist, but why didn't much blood come out?

Jesus immediately checked and found that there was no blood in the kobold's body.

This is……

Was it drunk? Or was it drained?

Jesus rested his chin on his right hand, lost in thought.

Could it be that Lin Baici had the means to confirm that the blood and kidneys of this kobold were good things that could nourish the body?

Fuck!

Jesus was very angry and kicked the sink hard.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Lin Baici's gains from this battle must be more than he expected.

Annoying!

"Hey, Captain Jie, don't dirty Lin Shen's prey!"

Huang Huangxiang stood at the door of the toilet and shouted.

Jesus turned around and glared at Huang Jinxiang. His fists clenched, but after a few seconds, he loosened them again.

Be calm!

The apartment is so big, many rooms have not been opened, and the final BOSS has not appeared. I still have a chance to get the most valuable loot and become the biggest winner.

Don't rush!

You should be like a wise predator, hiding in the grass, waiting for the right moment to deliver a fatal blow, without giving the prey any chance to escape or fight back.



"Brother Lin, let me rub your back!"

Li Yintong volunteered, followed Lin Baici into the bathroom at a trot, and reached for the shower.

Wow!

The cold tap water rushed down and sprinkled on Tai Mei's body.

The clothes are wet.

"go out!"

Lin Baici frowned. After eating the big meal of kobolds, he was now feeling hot all over and had taken too much food.

"Let me help you!"

Tai Mei stretched out her hand, but before she could touch Lin Baici, he grabbed her wrist with a snap.

Lin Baici twisted Li Yintong's arm with his backhand, grabbed her shoulders, turned her half a circle, facing the bathroom door, and then kicked her in the butt.

Ouch!

Tai Mei was kicked out.

boom!

The door is closed.

"Do you understand that the three monks have no water to eat?"

Li Yintong complained: "Can you go out first? Don't worry, Brother Lin's body is more than enough to handle the three of us!"

"shameless!"

Hua Yueyu despised it.

"Sister, Sister Li will teach you to be good today. When you see a good man, you should act quickly. How much is reserve worth?"

I'm so sorry, Taimei. If only I had known Lin Baici earlier?


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