Chapter 354 In my entire life, I have never seen a dead person talk!
A beer commercial is playing on the TV.
In the scorching summer heat, girls in bikinis are dancing in hula skirts, drenched in refreshing cold beer.
The picture is very impactful and makes everyone want to have a drink.
Akunye felt that 37 points was too little, but he did not have the ability to bargain with the Statue of Liberty, so he was very depressed.
"Four-six points!"
Akunye endured it again and again, but he still couldn't bear it and quoted a new price.
"Are you still awake?"
Johnny sarcastically said, "If the leader hadn't been here, why would I have negotiated a share with you?"
Are you going to do it all? If you dare to say no, you will be beaten to death on the spot!
"If I don't help you, if these people try to rob you, will you be able to keep this sacred object?"
Akunye was so upset that he was looked down upon. “I can smash it!”
Johnny laughed, patted Akunye on the shoulder and persuaded him earnestly: "As long as my family leader is around,
God, no matter who gets the loot, it will be kept in trust, and it will eventually return to the hands of my family leader! "
"you understand?"
Of course Akunye understands, otherwise he wouldn't be eager to join the Statue of Liberty.
"I'm talking about you two, that's Brother Lin's stuff. You guys are discussing the distribution like no one else is there. Don't you think too little of Brother Lin?"
Li Yintong's fingers were very dexterous, and the butterfly knife flew up and down, creating a dazzling array of knife flowers.
"I would like to put him in my eyes, but my team leader won't allow it?"
Johnny shrugged his shoulders, drooped his eyebrows, and curled his lips with a look of shame on his face. "Damn it!"
Xia Hongyao couldn't help it anymore and rolled up his sleeves, preparing to beat this guy to death first.
Hua Yueyu stretched out her hand, pulled the high ponytail, and said with a smile: "Sister Hongyao, just watch the show!"
"What's wrong?"
Only then did Xia Hongyao realize that no one on Lin Baici's side was intimidated by the long-famous sign of the Statue of Liberty. Instead, they all looked at Johnny like a clown.
"ah?"
Li Yintong covered his mouth with both hands and made a nervous face: "I'm so scared. He won't beat me to death, right?"
When everyone saw this, they could no longer hold back and laughed loudly. "What's going on?" Xia Hongyao was confused.
Gu Qingqiu raised his eyebrows and guessed something. Could it be that Jesus was killed by Lin Baici?
"Your group leader is speechless!"
Huang Jinxiang mocked. “What do you mean?”
Johnny frowned, and he also felt something was wrong in the atmosphere.
"What I mean is that the leader of your family is dead."
Huang Jinxiang pointed to his mouth: "Look at my mouth, your regiment leader is dead, idiot!"
"I have never seen a dead person talk in my life!" Li Yintong joked. "Me too!" Jin Zhenzhu praised. "Impossible!"
Johnny shook his head, and his two teammates looked panicked. "Jesus' head was thrown in the corridor on the first floor. If it hadn't been dragged away by rats and stored as rations, you would still be able to see it now when you go down!"
After Huang Huangxiang finished speaking, his expression changed when he saw the five people opposite.
"It's impossible. My leader is very powerful. No one in this apartment can kill him!" Johnny was still questioning, while Akunye was afraid. "Lin Shen, I have nothing to do with them!"
Akunye hurriedly walked to the side and distanced himself from Qiao Ni, so as not to kill himself when Lin Baici dealt with him.
Looking at the calm and proud expressions of these people, Akunye knew that Jesus was probably really cold.
I still wanted to hug my thigh, but my thigh broke first? What kind of bad luck is this? Akunye was depressed. Wait a minute!
Wouldn't it be more powerful to be able to kill Jesus?
Akunye immediately looked at Lin Baici and was glad that he didn't say anything to offend him just now.
A pair of gray hiking boots and a cassock. Looking at it like this, it seems like you are wearing nothing underneath?
What a pervert!
Akunye's eyes fell on the pipe wrench held in Lin Baici's hand. This must be a sacred object.
Xia Hongyao poked Lin Baici: "Did you kill Jesus?"
"No, it was that little monster who killed me!"
Lin Baici did not take the credit, but rather put gold on his face. When Qiao Ni and the other three heard this, joy immediately appeared on their faces, and then their faces became as dark as water.
The good news is that Jesus was not killed by Lin Bai. He did not have that ability!
The bad news is that the leader seems to be really dead!
"Don't be humble. Jesus has ruined your game. The game is over and you will die!" Li Yintong rolled his eyes: "Why else would he run away?"
Who would choose to run away if they could win?
"I don't believe that anything will happen to our leader!" Johnny roared, striding out the door: "I'm going to the first floor right now!"
He was pretending to be crazy and wanted to use this excuse to leave.
But when he walked two meters in front of Lin Baici, a giant Buddha wearing only underwear and with swollen muscles appeared in front of him. Its burly body blocked Lin Baici and the door.
call!
Muscle Buddha punches. So fast!
Johnny narrowed his eyes. He knew that once he retreated and dodged, it would not be easy to get out. He had to break out before Lin Baici gave the order.
So Johnny raised his hand to block, trying to remove the power from his fist, but the moment he blocked it, he knew that he had overstretched himself.
A huge blow came, making it impossible for Johnny to use the next moves.
boom!
Muscle Buddha first hit Johnny on the arm with a punch, and then hit him on the chest, causing him to fly straight out like a discharged cannonball.
boom!
Johnny hit the wall more than ten meters away.
"Ahem!" Johnny's ribs were almost broken. Before he could stand up and muscle his muscles, he took two strides before killing him again.
"Kill out!"
Johnny drank loudly and had no choice but to fuck hard.
His two companions also started to charge, and Xia Hongyao rushed in front of Lin Baici to block these two men.
Bang bang bang!
The little clay figurine has extremely fast hands. He can throw three flying stones with his sling almost at the same time, and his accuracy is also frighteningly high.
Three walnut-sized flying rocks hit the ankles of Johnny and the others, causing severe pain that caused their feet to stumble and their bodies to lose balance.
The muscular Buddha came to Johnny, and his right fist came down from the top like a thunderbolt. He first hit Johnny's head, then pressed it to the floor and beat it to pieces.
boom!
Blood and brain matter spattered, and an eyeball rolled out like a billiard ball.
Xia Hongyao's grasp of the fighter plane was very good. When the black man on the left lost his balance, the short-edged sword in her hand was like a meteor flying across the midsummer night sky, slicing across his neck!
There was a sound like a tire deflating, and a line of red blood more than a foot long spurted out from the incision on the black man's neck, followed by a cloud of blood mist.
The fishy smell is tangy.
Two people died in one encounter. The remaining white man with a red nose panicked and was hesitating whether to surrender or not.
Hit on the head with a pipe wrench.
boom!
Red Nose's vision turned black and he immediately felt dizzy. Bang bang bang!
Lin Baici violently struck three times in a row. He was about to activate the meat-crushing strike, but he gave up when he saw Taimei moving extremely fast from the corner of his eye, carrying an afterimage around Red Nose.
Reserve your divine power to use against A-Zhai.
"me……"
Red Nose wanted to surrender, but there was a sharp pain in his lower back, which made him scream out instinctively. However, the situation was urgent and he had to beg for mercy quickly, otherwise he would die. "Surrender... ah
Red Nose still didn't cry out. The little girl came around to his side, holding a sharp butterfly knife, and puffed it towards its waist.
Wow, I took seven or eight knives.
The slender blade penetrated the flesh, and when it was pulled out, not much blood spattered out.
"Brother Lin, am I good at my craft?" Li Yintong raised his eyebrows at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici just looked at it and felt sorry for the red nose. Even if he survived in the end, his waist would be broken.
"None of my business!"
Akunye quickly raised his hands to show that he was not hostile, because the scene in front of him was so violent that he was so frightened that his voice broke.
You killed three Johnnys in one encounter, how cruel is it to be?
Simply scary.
Akunye originally planned to not help each other and just sit back and watch to see if there was any chance of profiting from the situation, but Lin Baici and his team showed extremely strong firepower. It was impossible for Johnny to win. Akunye wanted to add insult to injury and betray Lin Bai.
It would be nice to resign, but Johnny and the others died too quickly.
Now Akunye didn't dare to move because he ran over and was mistaken for helping Johnny. What should he do?
Lin Baici looked over.
"Uh, Lin Shen, I'm not familiar with them!
Akunye quickly forced out a smile to express his affinity, but he was too dark, his facial features were not straight, and he looked ugly.
"I'm not familiar with you either!"
Lin Baici responded, his tone as cold as a cold wave blowing from Siberia.
Akunye was so frightened that he almost urinated and knelt down to Lin Baici on the spot. "Get out!"
Lin Baici waved his hand as if he were shooing away flies.
"Thank you Lin Shen!"
Akunye and his teammates hurriedly left as if they had received an amnesty. When they passed by Huang Huangxiang and Li Yintong, they lowered their heads and shrank their necks, like rats crossing the street. Lin Baici checked the Bojing TV.
He put it and the taiko drum into the black alms bowl.
"Lin Shen, how big is the inner space of your basin?"
Dorisan was envious when she saw that Lin Baici had installed such a big TV.
"What kind of basin? Are you educated?" Tai Mei was unhappy: "This is called a bowl!"
Of course Lin Baici wouldn't say that. He left the room and went to recycle the oven. He thought that thing was better than this TV.
"Captain, what should we do now?"
Basong sniffed. So far, they were the only two dead members of the team. They originally planned to enter the Statue of Liberty, but it didn't work out.
Akunye gritted his teeth: "Follow me, look for opportunities to show off, and ask to join the group!"
Although it's embarrassing to do this, you can survive.
Otherwise, it depends on the two of them, and he is dead!
And judging from Lin Baici's behavior, he was not a bloodthirsty and cruel person.
"Anyway, our Siamese ancestors were vassals of Kyushu. Now we are following others, there is no shame in it!"
Akunye comforted himself and chased after him.
I didn't dare to enter the house, so I could only stand outside the door and act like a follower.
Through the gap between the people, Akunye saw Lin Baici put an oven into a rice bowl used by a monk.
"Is this also a taboo thing for gods?"
Zheng Zhonggen was curious: "What kind of pollution will be radiated?" "Well, those two are examples!"
Jin Zhenzhu pursed his lips towards Huang Huangxiang and Dayang Ma. "Xi Ba!"
There were a lot of blisters on the skin of these two people. Zheng Zhonggen used to reason about how they got there, but now he understands.
"They didn't listen to Lin Shen, so that's what happened!"
Kim Jin-soo scoffed.
Huang Huangxiang was very embarrassed, and when he was about to change the topic with a haha, he suddenly thought of something
"Lin Shen, do you have any medicine to treat burns and anti-inflammation?"
Huang Huangxiang looked pitifully at the alms bowl in Lin Baici's hand.
“Yunnan Baiyao doesn’t treat burns, right?
Lin Baici took out a box of aspirin and handed it to Huang Jinxiang.
He thought that the supplies he had prepared were sufficient, but now it seems that they are still not enough. After all, the rules pollute thousands of people.
Strange
, can cause various unexpected injuries.
"Thank you Lin Shen!"
Huang Huangxiang quickly ate two slices, and Dayang Ma also came over to ask for them.
"Captain, why can he use sacred objects?"
Basong was shocked: "It can't be because he's handsome, right?" Bang!
Akunye slapped Basong on the forehead: "What kind of brain? If I knew, wouldn't I have used it earlier?"
Akunye suddenly felt that Johnny and the others died unjustly. They offended others, but in the end, they didn’t even find out their true nature.
If they don't die, who will die?
Why!
It seems that Jesus is really dead, which also means that the Statue of Liberty that was formed when the meteor fell and brought the first ruins of the gods has been officially eliminated.
It’s a little sad to think about it!
Once upon a time, this was an elite team that many god hunters longed to join!
"Captain, will we be used as cannon fodder?" Basong worried. "Of course we will!"
Akunye smiled sinisterly: "But we can find a way to have a good relationship with Lin Shen!"
Ten minutes pass!
After Lin Baici even recovered the carcass of the goldfish that was about to eat meat, he let out a sigh of relief and said, "I'm going to take a bath, and you guys can rest!"
Now that you have decided to hug your thighs, there is no shame in it!
Akunye finally found an opportunity at this moment. He suddenly yelled at the TV in the room,
"Fuck you!"
Although the pronunciation is not standard, it is indeed a four-character Chinese curse.
Everyone looked over.
Akunye stared at the TV, used both arms to push away the crowd, then rushed in and banged towards the TV screen
Just two punches, and then knocked it to the ground.
"What grade is it? The same TV as my captain uses?"
Akunye cursed. Poof!
Gu Qingqiu and Jin Yingzhen smiled. Because of their background, they had seen too many people who wanted to please them.
There are people who are more deliberate, more embarrassing, and more ridiculously flattering than this man.
Yi Jisheng frowned. "What's wrong with you?"
Damn, I was confessing to my girlfriend for the 368th time, and he was so surprised that I bit my tongue.
"Lin Shen, I will stand guard for you!" Akunye lowered his posture. "Who are you?"
Huang Jinxiang scolded: "Go away!" Akunye smiled sarcastically and went out.
He also knew that since he had just joined the team, Lin Baici did not trust him and would definitely not let him guard the door. This was to show his attitude.
"Jinsu, is Jesus really dead?" Quan Sangren looked solemn.