Chapter 369 I am a repairman. Is it reasonable to bring a pipe wrench?
The air pressure in the kitchen suddenly dropped a lot.
Lin Baici looked at the glass jar and poured the coffee beans into it. It was already too late, so he put down the jar and strode out immediately.
"Um?"
As soon as the girl with the headband arrived in front of the door, she was blocked by Lin Baici's tall body.
"I saw you have a DVD player at home. Do you like watching movies? Do you have a few favorite movies in your collection?"
Lin Baici smiled sarcastically and reached out to touch the head of the female white-collar worker.
"Yes!"
The female white-collar worker was embarrassed and slapped Lin Baici's hand away.
"Then why don't you go find it? Let's take a look together later!"
This apartment is very old. Not only the decoration, but also some of the electrical appliances and furniture are from the style of decades ago.
DVD players like this have long been eliminated from the market, and many young people have never seen them.
"By the way, I'm timid and don't want to watch horror movies!"
Lin Baici continued to speak, disrupting the female white-collar worker's train of thought.
Sure enough, the girl with the headband was led astray and forgot her original intention of coming to the kitchen.
"Okay, I'm going to pick a romance movie!"
The female white-collar worker was very happy and went back jumping up and down.
call!
Lin Baici breathed a sigh of relief, returned to the kitchen counter, replaced the White Day coffee beans that belonged to the woman with her hair wrapped as quickly as possible, and then brewed coffee.
Soon, the strong aroma of coffee spread out.
Lin Baici sniffed it hard, and the fragrance was a bit intoxicating. After smelling it, people felt the urge to fall in love.
"Ok?"
The woman with her head wrapped leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, stretched her head and asked.
"alright!"
Lin Baici took two coffee cups and filled them with coffee: "Do you want to add sugar?"
"don't want!"
The girl with the headband smiled sweetly: "With you here, it's already sweet enough!"
"Depend on!"
Lin Baici was speechless, a monster could talk sweeter than himself.
The two of them sat on the sofa again, and the woman with her hair in a bun found some pastries and fruits and put them on the plate for dinner.
"I like this movie the most, I will watch it whenever I have nothing to do!"
Female white-collar worker presses the remote control.
On the LCD TV, a picture of snow appeared, the ground was completely white, and then a pair of brown women's boots came into view amidst the crunching sound of snow.
The lens is very beautiful!
The name of the movie is also very fitting, it's called "Love Letter".
The woman with her head wrapped took a sip of coffee and leaned on Lin Baici's shoulder.
Although Lin Baici was worried about the safety of Xia Hongyao and the others, at this time, he could only be patient and wait for the effects of the sacred objects to work and make the atmosphere more warm.
When the time comes to make requests, they will be more likely to be fulfilled.
…
On the 16th floor, Xia Hongyao was holding a black-edged dagger and breathing heavily.
On the ground, there is a torn sheet, which was left behind after the death of the knocker ghost.
"found it!"
Li Yintong found a key from under the "sheet", cheered, and handed it to Xia Hongyao.
"Hurry, open the door!"
Quan Xiangren urged.
"I wonder how Xiaobai is doing?"
Hua Yueyu was absent-minded.
"Rather than Lin Shen, you should worry about yourself first!"
Huang Huangxiang hopes that everyone will go all out and not be distracted.
"That's right, Lin Shen is so strong. If we all die, Lin Baici will be fine!"
Jin Zhenzhu pouted: "If only one person can leave this monster apartment alive, it must be Lin Shen!"
When Cha Zhengshuo heard this, he was unhappy and glanced at Jin Zhenshu.
"Hey, don't be dissatisfied!"
Jin Zhenzhu ridiculed: "You have the ability to find everything!"
Che Zhengshuo put one hand in his pocket and shrugged.
"Stop arguing and act quickly!"
Gu Qingqiu urged.
She wanted to take this opportunity to prove herself and let Lin Baici know that she was qualified to be his teammate.
"Captain, do you think Lin Shen is getting together with that female monster right now?"
Zheng Zhonggen was very curious whether Lin Baici could stop talking.
"I really hope Lin Shen will sleep with her!"
In this way, female white-collar workers can become a fighting force.
"That female white-collar worker is very powerful in combat, and she also has several sacred objects. If Lin Shen really gets her, I don't think the elders of Sejong Zheng will let it go!"
If Kim Jin-soo thought he was the boss, he would definitely disagree.
Because this is an extremely rare sample of Shenxu species, it has extremely high scientific research value.
"I want to know if there is reproductive isolation between that female white-collar worker and humans. It would be great fun if she could conceive a human child!"
It's not that Zheng Zhonggen has dirty thoughts, but he looks at this matter purely from a human perspective.
What does a child born to a female white-collar worker count?
"Xiba, is this what us little people have the right to worry about?"
Quan Sangren patted Zheng Zhonggen on the head: "Hurry up and find the figure!"
…
The atmosphere in the living room is quite good!
After drinking the second cup of coffee, the female white-collar worker leaned on Lin Baici's shoulder, raised her head, and looked at him.
Lin Baici sighed inwardly, lowered his head and kissed her.
The red lips are quite attractive, but the head wrapped in a bandage really puts the scenery in perspective.
Lin Baici felt that if he continued like this, he would either become a pervert, or he would become completely disgusted with this kind of thing in the future.
The head-wrapped girl was very satisfied with Lin Baici's performance. She leaned to the coffee table, took a small piece of cake, leaned on Lin Baici's arm, and raised her hand to feed him.
Lin Baici really didn't want to eat these things.
Does anyone know if there are any side effects?
Can't refuse!
"Thanks!"
Lin Baici kissed the girl's finger before eating the cake.
It’s quite sweet!
"whee!"
The female white-collar worker smiled sweetly and took a sip of coffee.
On TV, the plot continues to advance, and the relationship between the male and female protagonists heats up.
"The fat house I live in on the top floor is so dirty, even cockroaches eat it!"
Lin Baici opened the topic.
"Well, I hate him too!"
The head-wrapped woman agrees.
"What is it afraid of? I'm going to scare it!"
Lin Baici chuckled, deliberately showing a mischievous expression.
"It has nothing to fear!"
The hair-wrapped woman sighed: "If there was, I would have kicked it out of the apartment long ago!"
Lin Baici frowned. He couldn't ask how to kill the fat house monster, so he had to change the direction: "What does it like?"
"It likes animations, comics for adults, and figurines. If anyone touches it, it will fight to the death."
The woman with her head wrapped casually replied: "By the way, we also have fried noodles!"
"Does he have a girlfriend?"
Lin Baici took a sip of coffee.
"Haha, does electronic girlfriend count?"
The woman with the headband laughed: "Oh, don't talk about that guy, it's too disappointing!"
"Well, what about you?"
Lin Baici grabbed the female white-collar worker's hand: "Is there anything you're afraid of?"
"I'm afraid you don't love me enough!"
After the head-wrapped woman finished speaking, she looked straight at Lin Baici. Although her eyes were not exposed due to being wrapped in a bandage, her sight seemed to penetrate through the bandage.
"I want to take you to meet my parents. They will definitely like you."
Lin Baici felt like a scumbag who deceived women.
And to be honest, my sweet talk was so bad that I probably couldn’t even deceive a junior high school girl.
But luckily, the girl with the headband had obviously never experienced this kind of love, and she was suddenly panicked.
"ah?"
The female white-collar worker's bandaged cheeks could be seen turning red and hot: "Could it be...could it be too soon?"
"I want them to know that I am happy now."
Lin Baici hugged the girl with her head wrapped. His purpose was very simple, to induce the female white-collar worker to take the initiative to help him fatten the house monster.
The female white-collar worker leaned into Lin Baici's arms.
The atmosphere heated up again.
The three-pronged approach of the lover's lipstick, the affair's pipe wrench, and the White Lover's coffee beans made the female white-collar worker's impression of Lin Baici greatly increase.
"anything else?"
Lin Baici patted the female white-collar worker on the shoulder, motioning her to move away and stand up: "I'm going to make coffee!"
Lin Baici stood up, and the head-wrapped woman suddenly rushed over and hugged him.
boom!
The two fell to the ground.
The remaining coffee in the quilt spilled and stained the carpet, but the hair-wrapped woman didn't care.
"I can help you!"
After the hair-wrapped girl finished speaking, she kissed Lin Baici's lips.
"I'm sorry..."
Lin Baici's original plan was to blow the female white-collar worker's head off while she let her guard down, but now a new option seems to have emerged.
Tangled!
Lin Baici was annoyed to death.
The head-wrapped girl is obviously very powerful. Although she is not the BOSS that drops tickets for the next stop, her strength should be similar to that of the fat house monster. Otherwise, she would not be able to erase the barcode left on her face by the fat house monster.
But who can guarantee that she won't regret it halfway?
And whether she can take the Busan train is also unknown!
Lin Baici recalled the comments made by the God of Cookery to her.
A professional woman who is good at catching fish, likes to fall in love, receive gifts, and go shopping. When she wears high heels, no one can escape her grasp.
It can get pregnant. When it is pregnant with a person's child, it will obey that person's words, but when it wants a gift, the person must satisfy it, otherwise it will be domestically abused.
You can eat it, it’s a great supplement!
"Pregnant?"
Lin Baici touched the Goblin King card in his pocket. After this sacred object is activated, it has the effect of being pregnant!
Still confused!
Lin Baici felt uncomfortable all over when he looked at the female white-collar worker pressing on him!
When he met this female monster, Lin Baici began to think about how to purify her, and temporarily came up with two plans.
But the problem is, psychologically it is difficult to pass.
In fact, from the perspective of maximizing benefits, turning a female white-collar worker into a 'girlfriend' is the most perfect option.
The hair-wrapped girl is very good at beating. Although she needs a gift, Lin Baici's current annual salary of over 100 million yuan can fully satisfy her desire to buy and buy.
It can be said that this head-wrapped woman is more useful than the muscular Buddha who punches her owner from time to time.
Yeah, it’s useful in every sense of the word!
But how will it end in the future?
If a girl with this headband appears in school, she will definitely cause a sensation.
【You are about to lose your life, are you still thinking about this? 】
God of Cookery review.
[In addition to liking to receive gifts and occasionally losing her temper, she is a good girlfriend candidate. 】
Lin Baici wanted to roll his eyes. You said it easily. The problem is that it is not a human!
"What’s wrong with you?"
Seeing that Lin Baici was absent-minded, the girl with her head wrapped asked a concerned question.
“Slightly upset stomach!”
Lin Baici made up an excuse. He really wanted to ask the female white-collar worker what was under her bandage and if he could take it off, but when the words came to his lips, he gave up.
Maybe this is the reverse scale of the woman with the headband, and she will chase her after asking!
"I'll rub it for you!"
The head-wrapped woman acted very gently and even hugged Lin Baici, but soon her body stiffened and she pulled out the affair pipe wrench inserted in Lin Baici's belt from behind.
"What's this?"
The female white-collar worker spoke in a bad tone.
"I'm a repairman. Is it reasonable to bring a pipe wrench?"
Lin Baici laughed.
No, we can't drag it out any longer, we need to fight it quickly.
Lin Baici's lips painted with lover's lipstick were printed on the red lips of the white-collar woman.
On TV, a couple walked in the snow in the countryside, leaving two sets of footprints.
The strong aroma of coffee spreads in the living room.
Although Lin Baici was a coffee maker, his mind was actually affected by this kind of coffee beans, and he developed some affection for the people who drank coffee with him.
The night is quiet and the moon is bright!
But there was a storm in the apartment. Lin Baici was like a cavalry captain, riding his most loyal horse, rushing toward the enemy on the wild grass!
charge,
Then win!
…
Lin Baici was lying on the sofa, looking at the female white-collar worker in his arms, and asked, "Can I take away all those coffee beans?"
"Um!"
The girl with her head wrapped around her head looked like a domestic cat, leaning against Lin Baici, very well-behaved.
"Will you follow me?"
Lin Baici grabbed the affair pipe wrench placed on the bedside with his left hand.
"Um!"
The voice of the woman with her head wrapped was as thin as a gnat, but her tone was firm.
"But I'm worried that the fat man won't let me go. Can you help me kill it?"
Lin Baici's nerves were tense.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished asking, the woman with her head wrapped suddenly raised her head and stared into his eyes.
Although the female white-collar worker couldn't see through her eyes, at this moment, Lin Baici felt that her whole body was being pierced by her sharp gaze.
The atmosphere in the living room suddenly became tense.
After two or three minutes, the female white-collar worker lay in Lin Baici's arms again: "I can take you away!"
"Where are my sisters?"
Lin Baici frowned, he would definitely not leave alone.
"Azhai is the landlord of this apartment. Everyone who lives in is its tenant and has to pay rent. I only have enough money, so I can only help you pay the rent!"
Female white-collar worker explained.
"How much rent do I have to pay?"
Lin Baici felt that the tone of the female white-collar worker made him seem like a freeloader.
"Pay your life!"
The answer given by the female white-collar worker was cruel and bloody: "Of course, as long as the tenants can meet its requirements when the house needs help, it will not kill them!"
It sounds like the requirements are very simple, but humans like Lin Baici cannot stay in the Divine Ruins for a long time, otherwise they will be polluted into dead flesh humans.
"Then can you tell me how to kill that otaku?"
Lin Baici was on alert and ready for battle.
"cannot!"
The female white-collar worker shook her head: "And I don't know either!"
"It's too late, you can rest, I'll go see my sisters!"
Lin Baici stood up, picked up his cassock, and put it on himself.
"Don't go!"
The female white-collar worker suddenly stood up and grabbed Lin Baici's cassock: "You will be killed!"
