Gu Qingqiu is usually very ladylike, but now he is forced to use foul language.
Mainly because it's so disgusting!
When he thought that this pot of fried sauce was full of parasite eggs, Gu Qingqiu's whole body went numb and he suddenly got goosebumps.
Ugh! Ugh!
Gu Qingqiu bent over and felt uncomfortable vomiting.
Xia Hongyao could bear it originally, but seeing Alumni Gu in this state, she began to feel uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?"
Hua Yueyu looked at Gu Qingqiu's miserable condition, and then at the noodles picked up by Kuaizi. She swallowed nervously, not daring to eat.
Xia Hongyao whispered.
Hua Yueyu didn't even finish listening, and started retching halfway through.
I care about your mother!
Hua Yueyu has the desire to kill people.
"Parasite? What kind?"
Che Zhengshuo looked at the almost empty bowl and smacked his lips: "Same as roundworms?"
Gu Qingqiu had vomited a few times and felt much better. He was thinking about what to do next, but when he heard Che Zhengshuo compare with roundworms, he started to feel sick again.
Xia Hongyao looked at Lin Baici, she didn't know either.
Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders and whispered: "Be sure to bring that vegetable juice with you anyway. Don't drink it now, it's useless. Wait until the bugs hatch before you drink it, otherwise you won't be able to drive away the bugs!"
Xia Hongyao originally wanted to ask how to eliminate worms, but after thinking about it, she decided not to bring up the topic.
"Uuuuuuuuuah, it's over, my little Gongju's image is completely ruined!"
Hua Yueyu was about to cry but looked at the noodles in her hands: "What should I do now? Do you still want to eat?"
"eat!"
Gu Qingqiu gritted his teeth, picked another noodle and stuffed it into his mouth: "Ugh, I've eaten them all anyway, uh, it's not worth it to give up now!"
Alumni Gu was eating and retching at the same time. It could be said that she was quite embarrassed, but as a rational person, she did not give up.
"Don't suffer this, we are here!"
Lin Baici persuaded.
"Thank you, ugh!"
Gu Qingqiu didn't stop.
Che Zhengshuo looked at Gu Qingqiu appreciatively, then glanced at the bowl in his hand, and continued eating.
"Wait a minute, I'll go back and explain a few words, and let's set off together!"
Lin Baici finished ordering the high ponytail and returned to the dining car. Jin Yingzhen had suppressed nausea and finished the noodles in order to be with Lin Baici.
"No! No!"
Lin Baici could guess Gao Limei's motives. He was touched and at a loss. This love was really too heavy.
"Boss lady, we're leaving first. Remember, be sure to bring a few more bottles of this vegetable juice!"
Lin Baici picked a bottle of vegetable juice and placed it in front of Han Suying.
Although the landlady didn't know the reason, Lin Baici was so reliable that she was willing to believe him.
"Referee, we've finished eating!"
After Lin Baici and Jin Yingzhen were inspected by the referee, they received a thumb-wide nameplate, pinned it on their left chest, and then set off.
On the other side, Xia Hongyao, Yi Jisheng, and Che Zhengshuo also followed.
The five people ran out of the stadium along the player tunnel and onto the road. Staff members in green vests could be seen holding small flags to guide them.
"Let's go, take first place!"
Xia Hongyao is full of confidence. She actually has two long legs, but they are covered because she wears sports pants all year round. Now she is running with a strong posture, like a prairie antelope.
The ponytail on the back of her head jumped and jumped as she ran, full of vitality, youthfulness and wantonness, full of the breath of life.
…
Lin Yizhen wore a tight-fitting yoga suit that highlighted her plump figure, and she wore a competition uniform issued by the organizer.
She is very capable of attracting attention. Even if this is a sacred ruins and the citizens on the roadside may be low-level humanoid monsters, she has not forgotten to show off her sexy figure.
I just want to be beautiful!
Lin Yizhen mumbled and looked back, but couldn't see any contestants.
pretty!
Lin Yizhen knew that the only fat white woman in Huangshi Tuan was left in front of her now. As long as she surpassed her, she would be number one.
"If I win the championship, Obama will definitely reward me!"
Lin Yizhen was about to speed up, but her stomach suddenly hurt like a cramp.
In fact, I felt a little uncomfortable just now and wanted to fart, but I could bear it, but now it is getting more and more uncomfortable.
vomit!
Lin Yizhen retched and felt like vomiting, which made her subconsciously slow down.
Asiba, what's going on?
Lin Yizhen has a divine gift called "Big Stomach". No matter what she eats, she can digest it. Even if it is spoiled food, she will not get food poisoning. So she is confused and does not understand what is wrong?
vomit!
The feeling of retching got worse and worse. Lin Yizhen couldn't bear it anymore and immediately ran to the side of the road. As soon as she bent down, she vomited out.
What's even more troublesome is that she wants to go to the toilet.
The kind that makes you feel upset!
"Asiba, there must be something wrong with that fried noodles!"
Lin Yizhen finally came to her senses. Her face was pale and she was rubbing her belly.
She originally planned to vomit, feel better, and continue running, but now it seemed that it was no longer possible, so she immediately activated the Divine Grace Stomach.
Gulu! Gulu!
Lin Yizhen's stomach growled immediately, and her powerful stomach power began to work, digesting all the spoilage, including parasites.
One minute later.
call!
Lin Yizhen breathed a sigh of relief and felt more comfortable, and then she couldn't help laughing.
"If everyone has a bad stomach, then with my big stomach, won't I definitely win the championship?"
Lin Yizhen laughed and quickened her pace. Ten minutes later, she saw the white aunt who was the first to finish the noodles and run away.
"Is this guy okay?"
Lin Yizhen was confused.
Aunt Susan knew someone was coming based on the shouts from the audience on the roadside. She looked back and saw that it was Lim Ye-jin from Lee Sang-jung's team, who is as famous as Kim Xian.
Can't let her catch up!
Aunt Susan immediately sped up.
Lin Yizhen gradually caught up with Aunt Susan.
Thirty meters!
Twenty meters!
Ten meters!
…
Lin Yizhen saw a long straight ahead of her, which was a full 500 meters, so she started to overtake.
Aunt Susan would never allow others to take the lead and started to speed up.
Soon, the two of them were running side by side, both running as fast as they could, but Aunt Susan could not hold on for less than thirty meters when she suddenly farted loudly.
After that, the farts kept sounding like a flood.
Lin Yizhen frowned, feeling sick to death. She originally planned to save her strength, but now she sprinted at full speed.
Aunt Susan's expression changed, and she wanted to follow, but she couldn't. With a pop, some watery stool came out and flowed down her thick thighs.
She has diarrhea.
Aunt Susan chased for a few steps, stopped, and wanted to deal with it, but there were no tissues on hand, and she didn't see any public toilets.
fuck!
Keep running!
"Haha, God helps me, I don't even want to win the championship!"
Lin Yizhen was so happy that she almost laughed like a pig. Others must also have diarrhea. How can you run a marathon?
Definitely win! Definitely win!
But soon, she heard footsteps behind her. When she looked back, she found that the white aunt was still running.
"Xiba, are you so masochistic?"
Lin Yizhen was shocked.
But the other party is like this, so there is nothing to worry about.
…
There were many contestants who set off before Lin Baici. When they ran over, they saw the miserable condition of these people.
Some were squatting on the side of the road, holding their heads with their hands to avoid being seen, and some simply ran away while vomiting.
These people really worked hard for a 100 million bonus.
Jin Yingzhen looked pale.
She felt that if it became like this, it would be better to die.
"Xiao Linzi, you have made a meritorious service!"
Xia Hongyao took a deep breath.
grass!
The organizer is so stupid!
There are actually interview vehicles filming people with diarrhea. Doesn’t this make people die in society?
"vomit!"
Che Zhengshuo retched and immediately asked Lin Baici worriedly: "Can I drink vegetable juice?"
"It should be fine!"
Anyway, everyone has brought several bottles with them, so they are not afraid of wasting it, so they just drink when they need to.
After running for more than an hour, when passing by a park in the middle of the street, Lin Baici suddenly heard someone calling him.
"Lin Shen!"
Lin Baici turned around and saw Huang Jinxiang, squatting in a patch of green holly.
"Lin Shen, do you have any paper?"
Huang Huangxiang's face was full of embarrassment and embarrassment.
"Drink this!"
Lin Baici threw over a bottle of vegetable juice and a pack of paper towels, "Wipe it up and follow it quickly!"
"Is your stomach okay?"
Huang Jinxiang thought it was a problem with fried noodles, but now it seems that it was a personal reason.
"You'll be fine if you drink vegetable juice!"
Cha Zhengshuo explained.
He had a stomachache and wanted to vomit, but after drinking this, he felt better immediately
"ah?"
Huang Huangxiang reached out to catch the drink and glanced at it: "How do you know?"
"That's what Lin Shen said!"
Cha Zhengshuo explained.
"..."
Huang Huangxiang was speechless. What trump card did Lin Baici have?
You actually know this kind of thing?
Following him, I felt happy again, following Lin Baici was really a blessing.
"I, Lin Shen, are the number one in Kyushu!"
Huang Huangxiang shouted, but the force was too much and he started to jump again.
Lin Baici was about to leave when he heard someone calling him again.
"Hey, give me two bottles of drinks!"
Lin Baici turned his head.
"Lin Shen, over there!"
Che Zhengshuo raised his finger and pointed in the direction.
Lin Baici and others looked over and found that it was Li Shangzheng whom Quan Xiangren had introduced before. Next to him, there was a Korean girl squatting.
Only their heads were exposed outside the flowers.
"I will give you two divine coins to buy you two bottles of drinks!"
Li Shangzheng spoke. After he glanced at Jin Yingzhen, he stared at Lin Baici and offered the price.
These people are god hunters, they cannot be bought with money, they can only be bought with god coins.
"Is this a master as famous as Jin Xian?"
Xia Hongyao was stunned: “It feels like it’s not worthy of its name!”
Gao Ponytail did not ridicule Li Shangzheng, but this comment made Li Shangzheng break his guard: "I just had a bad stomach from eating in the morning, can't I?"
Li Yuner was like a prisoner caught by the police, squatting on the ground and holding her head tightly.
Asiba!
The handsome guy from Kyushu saw me in my most embarrassed state!
Lee Yoona wants to die.
It's not like she never thought of putting her pants on, but the diarrhea was so severe that it was very likely that she would get it in her pants.
"Squat down slowly!"
Lin Baici would never give vegetable juice to his competitors.
When everyone was about to move on, Cha Zhengshuo suddenly suggested: "Should we take the opportunity to kill him?"
Whoosh!
The atmosphere became solidified.
Li Shangzheng, who originally wanted to curse, suddenly felt a chill in his heart. If there was a fight, he would not lose, but he would definitely lose face.
"Oppa, what should I do?"
Li Yuner was worried: "Why don't you run away?"
"..."
Li Shangzheng was speechless. You showed weakness by running away. It would be strange if the other party didn't chase you.
At this time, the situation must be held up.
Li Shang was about to say harsh words, but he heard the young man who was called Lin Shen by others.
"Let's go, I'm afraid I'll be dumped in shit!"
Lin Baici is also very confident now. If he wants to kill Li Shangzheng, when can he not do it?
"Right!"
Cha Zhengshuo shuddered when he thought about that scene.
Everyone was in a hurry, and Lin Baici didn't even wait for Huang Huangxiang.
Li Shang's face was livid, and he didn't know whether to be grateful or angry, but soon, his eyes were fixed on Che Zhengshuo's back.
Asiba,
You Korean traitor!
When I feel better, I will be the first to kill you!
Li Shangzhen was still worried about what to do when an interview car stopped.
"There are contestants here!"
With a shout, the car door opened, and the reporter and the cameraman carrying the camera got out.
"It's decided, I'm going to kill all the monsters and god hunters in this battle, and I'm going to burn down the entire Gwangju City!"
Li Shangzheng took a deep breath and prepared to grab the reporter's toilet paper.
…
"Ooooooo, go away!"
Kwon Sang-in, a grown man, was so tortured that he cried.
no way,
What's even worse than being shitted in your pants is that there is a camera pointed at you, filming the things that are flowing down your thighs.
To be honest, Kwon Sang-in really wanted to give up.
But what happens after that?
He had survived by holding Lin Baici's thigh. If it was of no use at all, he would definitely be given up directly.
"It's okay, this is the Shenxu, no one will know if you lose face!"
Quan Xiangren ran and cooed to comfort himself.
"Isn't it right, Lao Quan, are you working so hard?"
A joke suddenly came from behind. Quan Xiangren, who was distracted, turned around and saw Lin Baici.
Xia Hongyao and Jin Yingzhen covered their noses in disgust.
no way,
Kwon Sang-in smells so bad.
He had vomiting and diarrhea, making his body dirty, and there was pitter-patter of filth on the road he ran on.
"You...how are you okay?"
Quan Xiangren was stunned.
He originally thought that everyone would have diarrhea and be embarrassed together, so that he would not feel so uncomfortable, but now it seems that he is the only one who is hurt.
Asiba!
Even if you are acclimatized and have a stomachache, it should be you people from Kyushu, right?
"Thanks to Lin Shen!"
Cha Zhengshuo explained.
"Drink this!"
Lin Baici threw a bottle of vegetable juice to Quan Xiangren and ran forward quickly.
Quan Xiangren quickly unscrewed the lid, and a smell immediately spurted out.
Asiba!
What the hell is this?
Will Lin Shen play tricks on me?
But he drank it anyway!
The effect was great, my stomach no longer hurt immediately and I no longer wanted to vomit.
Quan Xiangren looked down at his two thighs, and his intestines turned blue with regret.
If I had run away later and stayed with Lin Baici, wouldn't I not have to endure this hardship?
Why!
Suddenly I really want to be a native of Kyushu and follow Lin Shen!
There is much more potential than in Korea.
Quan Xiangren was very disappointed. He originally planned to perform well and impress Lin Baici, but the result was this...
Aunt Susan's endurance was very strong, but she was still affected by the stomachache and her speed slowed down.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Baici's small team caught up with her.