Ximenlang sighed secretly and replied: "I'm sorry, Ms. Dinosaur, I just went out."
An emoticon appeared on the dialog box. A tough girl grabbed a boy by the collar and slapped her big mouth from side to side, "beat you to death, beat you to death..."
Immediately afterwards, the following is a sentence sent by the best dinosaur, "Bad boy, how many times have I told you that I am Sister Dinosaur, not MM, you just have no memory."
Ximen Lang: "That's not necessarily true. I've never seen you before. Maybe you're a ten-year-old girl who deliberately lied to me. Otherwise, let me see what you look like."
The Best Dinosaur: "Besides, you are so thoughtful, why should I lie to you? You kid, you said that you are sixteen years old and mature like a sixty-year-old man, maybe you are lying to me, right?"
Ximenlang sent a QQ emoticon with his face flushed, "Sweet, otherwise I'll let you take a look to verify your appearance. Do you want to see the packaging or the artistic one?"
Best Dinosaur: “What is packaging and what is art?”
Ximen Lang: "Packaging is about wearing clothes, art is about being naked."
The Best Dinosaur: "Damn, you're still art when you're naked, don't insult my eyes."
Ximen Lang: "Tsk, my figure is perfect. Isn't it a work of art?"
Top Dinosaur posted an emoticon of a little boy cutting himself with a knife. "Those who lie cut off their penises."
Ximen Lang laughed dumbly; "To be honest, I am in a good mood today. I want you to admire my Yushu's unrivaled and unrestrained style in the wind. Do you want to see it?"
The best dinosaur didn't appreciate it, and quickly typed: "Forget it, I'm afraid that what I see is an old man with wrinkles on his face and all his teeth, who will be so disgusted that he will vomit out his breakfast."
Ximen Lang: "Khan, why don't you still chat with me?"
The best dinosaur: "There is nothing I can do. You are the only netizen I have, so no matter you are an old man or a child, you have no choice but to resign yourself to your fate. Besides, you are quite interesting."
Ximen Lang was confused: "No way, you are just a netizen like me, how dare you tell such a lie?"
The best dinosaur made an extremely angry expression, "Damn it, if I lied, my whole family would be crushed to death by a car."
Ximen Lang was sweating a little. This woman is so tough. She can utter such vicious oaths and is invincible. It seems that she is not lying. "Okay, I believe you. Then tell me,
How did you add me?"
The Best Dinosaur: "I closed my eyes and randomly entered a few numbers. As soon as I opened them, I saw you, you brat. Why are you Xiaoyaoxiejun? Bah!"
"That's better than your best dinosaur." Ximen Lang was not to be outdone.
"Hehe, but you are a very conscientious kid. You actually passed the exam and didn't reject me. Unlike other idiots who rejected me as soon as they saw my nickname and always wanted to catch some powerful people online.
Big beauty. Damn it, these damn guys don’t even think about where there are so many Diao Chan.”
Sigh, no wonder she only has me as a netizen and no one has added her. Damn, who asked you to choose such an unlucky name? For example, "cute little princess," "charming princess," even if you look like an old mother.
Pigs, there are also many male animals to add to your.
Ximen Lang joked: "I think you are like a covetous person, and you are both covetous and greedy."
"Go to hell."
Ximen Lang: "Haha, I'm joking with you, why do you take it seriously?"
The Best Dinosaur: "Open your big-headed ghost!" After a pause, she continued: "Do you have a lot of netizens, all of them young and beautiful girls?"
Ximen Langju replied: "Not all, there are also some who are ugly." I thought, for example, you are a dinosaur girl who is afraid to meet people. However, you can't say this, it will be too hurtful.
"I'm just ugly." After this sentence, the best dinosaur added an expression of inferiority complex.
Ximen Lang thought to himself, I know you are quite honest. "That...it doesn't seem to matter. Your appearance is given by God. You can be beautiful no matter what."
The best dinosaur: "I am not ordinary ugly, but special ugly. To be honest, I am a dwarf, less than 1.2 meters tall, with a very big head and red bumps on my face. When others see me, they call me a monster.
, I don’t have any friends, everyone stays far away from me.”
Ximen Lang shook his head subconsciously. It's really hard for you to look like this. No wonder you don't have any friends! Somehow, something called sympathy filled his heart. He thought about it and said quickly: "How should I say it?
, being ugly is not your fault. I hope you don’t feel inferior, don’t care about other people’s eyes, and spend every day happily. If you don’t dislike me, I am willing to be your good friend.”
"Really, you don't care that I'm so ugly?"
Ximen Lang thought to himself, of course I would care if he was looking for a wife. However, as a friend, he is not so picky. Just treat it as a good deed. "Of course, I don't care."
Suddenly, there was no message from the other party and the dialog box was frozen.
Ximen Lang: "Are you still there?"
Although the avatar of the ultimate dinosaur was still on, there was no response.
After waiting for a while, Ximenlang thought she might have gone out. Just as he was about to close the dialog box, he saw another sentence displayed above.
The best dinosaur: "You brat, you're lying to me, right?"
Ximenlang smiled and said: "Of course not, I would be a puppy if I lied to you."
The best dinosaur: "Hmph, I don't want you to become a puppy either. If you dare to lie to me, you brat, I will make you stop being a man and become a eunuch."
Ximen Lang sweated violently. This damn woman can say anything. If I can’t become a man, I’d rather die. “Don’t worry, I will never lie to you. If I have the chance, I will go to Country Z again.”
Look at you, I’m buying you a gift.”
The best dinosaur seemed not to believe it, "Come on, stop lying. We are so far away. How could you come to our country? It's unrealistic. You kid who loves to lie will sooner or later have a rotten penis."
Ximen Lang: "Things in the world are unpredictable, and who can know what will happen in the future. For example, we are thousands of miles apart, and we didn't know each other before, but now we have become good friends. Isn't this a kind of fate? You can't tell what will happen in the future.
We can really meet in country Z."
The best dinosaur: "Come on, whoever is a good friend with you is destined to have a fate. I solemnly declare that our relationship is just friends now. If we want to develop a relationship into a good friend, it depends on your future performance."
This damn woman is so ugly and so arrogant!
Ximenlang said angrily: "Am I very rare? Who do you think you are?"
"You brat, how dare you talk to me like that?" The bloody kitchen knife was revealed again.
Not to be outdone, Ximenlang sent out a bomb QQ emoticon, "So what, damn woman, why can you still bite me?"
"Asshole, what did you call me?"
"Dead woman, dead woman..." Ximen Lang began to swipe the screen, and the entire dialog box was filled with the word "dead woman". He smiled smugly secretly, "Fight me, you are too young!"
After a while, the furious words of the best dinosaur appeared: "You brat, just wait, I won't let you go. Where are you, I will fly over to find you right now?"
Ximen Lang deliberately made her angry: "I was swimming in Antarctica and sunbathing. Come over here and let's have a couple's bath..."