In the office, Ximen Lang held the photo album in his hands and looked at it page by page. However, he saw that the several selfie photos at the back turned into uniforms. When he turned to the last page, the boy was even more dumbfounded.
Alina actually didn't wear anything on top, she was naked, and she really had the urge to pounce on it and want to take a bite.
"What a great thing. The teacher's figure is incredible. It's much more beautiful than the models in Playboy. How could I let this photo album go? I've collected it."
With a sigh of admiration, Ximen Lang unceremoniously stuffed the photo album into his arms, inserted it into his waistband, covered it with his shirt, put the Playboy back, locked the drawer again, got up and ran away.
When he returned to the classroom, another bearded male teacher was in class, and without asking any questions, he just waved his hand and asked him to return to his seat.
A group of girls looked at him with smiles, and inadvertently looked between his legs. They found that the wonderful scenery there had disappeared, and then they gave up.
After a while, Ximen Lang looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him. He quietly took out the photo album, covered it with a book and put it in his school bag.
Afraid that his ugly appearance would fall into the eyes of a bunch of classmates again, Ximen Lang did not continue to practice Longyang Jue. He turned on his handheld computer and started surfing the Internet. After browsing the news, he felt that it was not interesting, so he connected to his QQ Xiaoyao Xiejun
, a very poor online name.
Dozens of friends are all girls, ranging in age from fifteen to twenty-five. These are all friends with whom we usually have good conversations. Those girls who feel that the other party is not to your taste after chatting once or twice have long been deleted.
Otherwise, QQ would have been full long ago.
As soon as I went online, the avatar of a girl flashed quickly. It was a friend named "Xue Nishang". She was in the distant country Z.
Ximen Lang has not been to this country yet, but he often hears his father, Li Xue's mother, Yang's two mothers, and Tie Xinlan's mother mention it, saying that it is their hometown. In fact, the Ximen Lang brothers and sisters
It is also the root of country Z, so is the people of country Z. In his spare time, he would tell his brothers and sisters about the customs, places of interest and historical sites of country Z, which filled his heart with yearning, so much so that he added two countries of Z.
MM is a friend.
When I opened the web page, I saw a greeting from Xue Nichang: "Xiejun, are you online?"
Ximen Lang sent a flower emoticon in a familiar manner, and then wrote: "Hello, sister Xue." This Xue Nishang is one of the few among his friends who has never seen him before. She has neither video chatted with him nor
She showed him the photo. Of course, she never asked to see the Xiaoyao Evil Lord. As a result, Ximen Lang made a conclusion in his mind that she was probably an ugly girl with low self-esteem, so she couldn't meet people.
Basically, this is what most netizens think. Today’s girls love to show off their charms. If they are slightly attractive, they will post beautiful photos with their lips sticking out, their tongues out, and their eyes flashing, for fear that others will not be able to see them.
.Now that Xue Nishang has gone against the grain, it is no wonder that Ximen Lang classified her as an ugly girl.
However, after chatting several times, Ximenlang found that the other party was very understanding and we could talk to each other, so he did not delete her and became one of the two ugly girls on his QQ.
As for the other ugly girl friend in his heart, her nickname is "The Ultimate Dinosaur". The name sounds scary. She has a bad temper and rude language. Although Ximen Lang has not met her yet, he has already listed her as the ugliest among his friends.
One, ranked first.
The reason for not deleting her was that the other party repeatedly spoke rudely to him. This surprised Ximen Lang, who had been popular with girls since he was a child. He had seen too many girls being obedient and he felt that the best dinosaur did not take him seriously.
His attitude was quite good, so he often quarreled and bickered with each other on the Internet and spent a lot of boring time.
Coincidentally, two girls with completely different personalities, Xue Nishang and Jipin Dinosaur, are from the same country, both from country Z. This makes Ximenlang very confused. Most of his mothers are from country Z, and they are all beautiful and beautiful.
, why haven’t I met any beauties like them on the Internet, but here are two ugly girls? How sad!
According to the data of the two girls, Xue Nichang is sixteen years old and the best dinosaur is eighteen years old. Because they have long thought that their appearance is terrible, Ximen Lang, the playboy, has no other ideas and talks to them about everything.
friend.
Xue Nishang made a sweaty expression, "We are all sixteen years old, why do you call me Sister Xue, and I still call you Brother Xiejun."
Ximen Lang: "My birthday is older than yours, so you have to call me brother."
Xue Nishang: "When were you born?" The question mark behind it was big, as if full of doubts.
Ximen Lang: "How about you, who is born on the New Year's Day? You are not as old as me on my birthday, right?"
A sweaty emoji was sent to me, "It's just a liar, you don't play like this."
Ximenlang made a hilarious expression, "Is Country Z fun?"
"Of course it's fun. It's great here at home."
Ximen Lang: "Then when I have time, I will go to Z to visit the country. Can you entertain me then?"
"Of course, no problem. Then I'll treat you to our local traditional delicacies, squirrel mandarin fish, braised lion's head, and beggar's chicken."
"Beggars chicken, what is that? Sister Xue, you didn't let me eat the chicken cooked by the beggar, did you?"
Xue Nishang: "Hehe, that's not the case. This is a very delicious dish. However, it does have something to do with beggars. You will know when you try it. I guarantee you will like it."
Young Master Ximen thought unscrupulously, I also have a chicken, but it’s a pity that you are not a beautiful woman, so I won’t let you eat it. According to what other women told me, my chicken is very delicious!
Then, with a little finger, he made a look with eyes shining and salivating.
Xue Nishang: "By the way, where are you now?"
"New York, Country M."
"Oh, my mother and I have been there. There are high-rise buildings everywhere. There is nothing special. It is not as good as our place. By the way, when are you coming to Country Z?"
Ximen Lang thought to himself, the little girl is quite crazy. She doesn’t take New York seriously. I don’t know if she has really been here or is bragging! After thinking about it, she jokingly said: "Soon, we are not far away."
In the future, I will go to Country Z in a unique and special way, and I will definitely look for you then."
Xue Nishang: "It's settled, I'm waiting for the arrival of Mr. Xiejun Dajia."
Ximen Lang never thought at this time that his joke would be so effective. Not long after, he actually went to Country Z in an unparalleled and unpredictable way, making him unforgettable for the rest of his life.
Xue Nishang: "Okay, let's not talk anymore, I'm going to school."
"okay bye."
Ximen Lang and Xue Nichang had a great conversation. After closing the dialogue window, they realized that they had turned off the sound because they didn't want others to notice. A female profile picture kept flashing in the lower right corner. It looked like a top-notch dinosaur girl. When she clicked on it, the other party was already there.
I sent several messages, the first one was more than ten minutes ago.
"You brat, what are you doing?"
"Hey, why are you ignoring me? Are you looking for death?" He said with a ferocious expression.
"Damn it, why don't you reply?" The expression on the back was a kitchen knife dripping with blood.
"Don't you want to live anymore?" The bomb emoticon followed.
"I'm so angry that I'll kill you..."
At the bottom, there was a female special forces soldier in military uniform holding a machine gun and firing. Bullets were fired one after another, like raindrops.
Ximen Lang curled his lips and sighed in his heart, the best dinosaur is really not an ordinary warrior, it is really tough!