The Yan family greeted Hou Xiaoqiang upstairs with enthusiasm. Hou Xiaoqiang agreed to open the trunk of the Audi car and took out a large and well-packaged fruit basket, which was filled with colorful and expensive fruits.
The tropical fruits made the couple even more impressed with him. Believing this, Ximen Lang didn't buy any gifts, and the couple even disliked him.
Liu Guijuan shouted: "Ru Meng, hurry up and go upstairs." Then, the couple walked into the door of the unit surrounded by Hou Xiaoqiang.
Yan Rumeng turned around and said guiltily: "Xiao Lang, I'm sorry, my parents went too far."
Ximen Lang smiled and said, "It's okay, because I won't care about you."
"You are so kind." The sadness in Yan Rumeng's heart dissipated a little, and she walked in holding his arm like a little bird.
The residence No. 1 on the second floor has three bedrooms and one living room, and the decoration is quite comfortable. However, because the building is too old, the previous decoration style is undoubtedly far behind the current popular ones and looks monotonous.
In the living room, the Yan family couple was very busy, making tea and peeling fruits for the distinguished guest Hou Xiaoqiang, as if this was not the future son-in-law but the little ancestor. There was nothing that could be done about it, their son Yan Zhengxiong's work problems continued.
Without a solution, wandering around in society is no solution, so the couple regard their daughter's marriage as a life-saving straw.
When Ximen Lang and Yan Rumeng entered the living room, the couple paid no attention to the former, and their attitude became increasingly cold. The purpose of this was of course to hope that the boy would quit and break up with Rumeng, so as not to delay their daughter's happiness.
Yan Rumeng asked Ximen Lang to sit on the single sofa. She made a cup of tea for her boyfriend and said softly: "Xiao Lang, drink some water." Then she sat on the armrest of the sofa, looking very close to him. She had her own
The reason why Hou Xiaoqiang behaved like this was to make Hou Xiaoqiang give up and stop pestering him, and to make him angry.
The parents and their daughter were scheming, and Hou Xiaoqiang felt even more unhappy when he saw his intended wife being so affectionate to another man. He glared at Ximen Lang with a fierce light in his eyes, trying to eliminate her invisible with his eyes.
Liu Guijuan also saw something was wrong and hurriedly called to her daughter and said: "Ru Meng, look at yourself. You can't stand or sit. It's not like there's no place. Why are you sitting there? Come and sit next to me."
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Yan Rumeng pouted and said, "No, I'm going to sit here."
Liu Guijuan looked displeased and said solemnly: "What's the matter with you kid? Are your wings stiff? Are you turning a deaf ear to my words? Come here, do you hear me?"
Ximenlang caught a glimpse of Rumeng still fighting against his mother, and hurriedly whispered: "Listen to Auntie, go and sit down."
There is a principle in Yan Rumeng's heart that you don't have to listen to what others say, but you must listen to what your sweetheart says. Seeing that her boyfriend didn't want her to break up with her mother, she nodded, got up, walked to Liu Guijuan and sat down next to her. However,
He didn't even look at Hou Xiaoqiang from beginning to end.
At this time, the unattractive Mr. Hou has become the protagonist in the living room, feeling the unparalleled enthusiasm of the Yan family's parents.
In order to show Mr. Hou's ability, Yan Tianming deliberately asked: "Xiaoqiang, I heard that you studied abroad in country M and obtained a doctorate. Is this true?"
Hou Xiaoqiang looked proud and said: "Of course it is, Uncle Yan, I am not bragging to you, I am among the best in studying at a prestigious university in country M. I have to impress those old fools."
Liu Guijuan hurriedly asked: "What major do you study?"
"Flushtoilet, I majored in this major. It is very trendy abroad."
Ximen Lang and Yan Rumeng looked at each other and snickered secretly. This major was really unpopular.
Yan Tianming asked confused: "Xiaoqiang, don't speak English, I don't understand. Please tell me in Chinese, what is this trendy major?"
A trace of contempt flashed in Hou Xiaoqiang's eyes, looking down on his future father-in-law's ignorance, and explained: "It is the profession of flush toilets, specializing in the study of various new toilets. I myself have invented six new types of flush toilets, all of which are
Uniquely, I have obtained an invention patent in country M. I came back this time to find partners to develop and produce these new toilets, or to sell the patent directly. According to conservative estimates, each patent can be sold for one million."
"Wow...that's amazing!"
The couple opposite heard this and their eyes lit up. Yan Tianming exclaimed: "Can it be sold for so much, one million RMB?"
Hou Xiaoqiang shook his head and said: "Wrong, it's one million US dollars."
It was as if one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the Yan family and his wife were even more filled with admiration. Liu Guijuan, in particular, was so excited that she counted on her fingers, "One patent is one million U.S. dollars, and six patents add up to six hundred U.S. dollars. In exchange for
In RMB, it’s more than 40 million. Oh my God, with so much money, Xiaoqiang, you’ve become rich! Can you tell me what your new toilet looks like?”
Ximen Lang and Yan Rumeng both looked at him curiously after hearing his ridiculous boast. The former sighed in his heart, not to mention that it is true that people cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Unexpectedly, this wretched guy actually has some real talents!
Hou Xiaoqiang said proudly: "Well, I will open your eyes today." He opened the LV shoulder bag beside him, took out a pile of information and put it on the coffee table, and said: "The first patent
It is a standing urinal for women, the only one in the world. Because my invention came out, it directly subverted the traditional concept. From then on, the majority of female friends can also pee standing up."
"ah……"
The other four people all exclaimed in surprise, this invention is so shocking!
Especially Yan Rumeng and her mother were blushing with embarrassment. They had never heard that women could go to the toilet like men.
Yan Tianming slapped the table with his hand and applauded, and said flatteringly: "Awesome, this theory alone is enough to be famous throughout the ages. Xiaoqiang, do you have this rendering, let me see it?"
"Of course there is. Look, this is it." Hou Xiaoqiang pointed at the color image on the information.
The four people, who were full of curiosity, focused their attention on the image at the same time. They saw that what was photographed above was a male standing urinal, which was not much different from the one in the toilet in country Z. Everyone was a little confused.
Liu Guijuan asked in confusion: "Xiaoqiang, isn't this just an ordinary men's urinal? I don't see anything special about it. Can a woman use this thing while standing, and she doesn't have to pee her pants?"
Hou Xiaoqiang's face darkened, and he said very displeasedly: "How is it possible that you can't urinate? This is the scientific research result of my painstaking invention. One hundred foreign women have tried it, and the success rate is over 95%."
Seeing that her uncle-in-law was a little angry, Liu Guijuan felt very guilty for her lack of knowledge. She hurriedly said: "Xiaoqiang, don't blame me. I'm just a housewife with long hair and short knowledge. Tell auntie, how do women use this thing?"
Only then can you pee in it.”
Hou Xiaoqiang said impatiently: "Stupid, didn't you see there is a funnel next to it?"