Except for Hou Xiaoqiang himself, everyone else in the room was shocked. Everyone else's eyes were focused on the super large funnel placed on the right side of the urinal. He thought to himself that it was really a shame that he had thought of it. With this thing, women can indeed stand.
Peed!
Ximen Lang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Awesome, your patent is so overbearing. It's hard to find in the sky and hard to find on earth. It's too cheap to sell it for one million US dollars. I think just such a patent is worth a million dollars."
Tens of millions of dollars.”
Hou Xiaoqiang felt unusually comfortable after hearing these words. He seemed not to hear the sarcasm in the other party's words at all, and said arrogantly: "This is definitely not something that ordinary people can invent, and only I, a doctor with M, can come up with something like this."
Wonderful idea…”
Just as he was bragging about it, the door was pushed open, and a tall young man with dyed yellow hair and a snake-shaped earring on his left ear walked in. He said unexpectedly, "Damn, it's okay."
It’s quite lively!”
Everyone in the living room looked over and focused on him. Yan Rumeng whispered: "He is my brother, the devil in our family."
Liu Guijuan said hurriedly: "The eldest son is back. Come quickly and see who is coming."
This young man was the eldest son of Yan, named Yan Zhengxiong. He said impatiently: "Who is here? He will make you smile with joy, as if you have seen the God of Wealth..." However, he still stepped forward wearing shabby jeans.
Come over with long legs.
Liu Guijuan smiled and pointed at Hou Xiaoqiang opposite, and said, "eldest son, do you think he is... do you still know him?"
Yan Zhengxiong looked over curiously and said disapprovingly, "Damn it, isn't this Hou Dachin? When did you come back?"
Hou Xiaoqiang had an embarrassed look on his face, but he didn't dare to get angry because before he went abroad, the two of them had a fight because the other party called him a nickname, but they never hit him. He could only act magnanimously.
He looked like he was here and said with a forced smile: "I've only been back for more than ten days, so why don't I take the time to come over and see my uncle and aunt?"
Yan Zhengxiong glanced at him with a very impolite look, and laughed and scolded: "Big chin, you are doing well, you are already wearing a crotchless suit, but your chin is too disturbing to the city appearance, why don't you get plastic surgery in M country
Cut off half?"
Hou Xiaoqiang was extremely displeased. He hated people making fun of his big chin, but Yan Zhengxiong, a little brat, just opened his mouth and screamed with a big chin. It was really unbearable. He was thinking about finding someone to beat him up.
He was furious. However, he did not dare to get angry at that time. He smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't do that. I'm used to it. I'm afraid it won't be good after the plastic surgery."
Liu Guijuan hit her son with her hand and said angrily: "Don't joke around with Xiaoqiang, you still don't know, Xiaoqiang has fallen in love with our family Ru Meng, and he will be your brother-in-law from now on. You two have to get along well."
Yan Zhengxiong looked at his mother in surprise and shouted: "Mom, you didn't take bad medicine, and you asked him to be my brother-in-law. Then when children are born, my eldest nephew will have to have a very old man like him."
chin?"
Liu Guijuan glared at him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, this is not hereditary."
Yan Zhengxiong said unconvinced: "If it's not hereditary, who are you fooling? I think the more hereditary it is, the more powerful it is. His father, Director Hou, has a big chin, which is not as big as his. When it comes to Hou Xiaoqiang's generation, this glorious tradition will be
If it has been carried forward, if another generation passes, the chin will not be half as long as the face!"
Hou Xiaoqiang's face became even more ugly, and he was holding back his anger in his heart without saying a word. He cursed secretly: "Big Xiong, just wait for me. I will definitely find someone to slap you, so that your bad mouth will harm others."
Yan Tianming scolded: "Zhengxiong, don't talk nonsense. The matter between Xiaoqiang and your sister has been settled. He will be your brother-in-law from now on. You are not allowed to talk about him like that."
Yan Rumeng said angrily: "Dad, what are you talking about? I don't agree..."
Liu Guijuan hurriedly interrupted him and said: "Don't get involved in the children's family. You have to listen to the parents for such things."
Yan Zhengxiong curled his lips and said, "Okay, I don't care." He moved his eyes to Ximen Lang and asked with interest, "Who are you again?"
Ximen Lang smiled and said: "I am your sister's boyfriend."
Yan Zhengxiong laughed loudly and said to his sister: "Mengmeng, you can do it. It's quite trendy. You actually have two boyfriends and they all came to your house."
Yan Rumeng blushed and said angrily: "That's not true. This one is my real boyfriend, and that one is my parents and the other troublemakers."
Yan Tianming's face sank and he said: "No, I firmly disagree with you dating him. What future can a vegetable seller have?"
Yan Zhengxiong laughed and said: "Mengmeng, you are really not picky and easy to fool, and you even found a vegetable seller as your boyfriend. It really impresses me!"
Yan Rumeng said angrily: "He is not a vegetable seller."
Yan Tianming hummed: "What are you doing, buying toilet paper?"
Yan Rumeng couldn't help but frowned and said: "Why do you think about this? He is a businessman, is he a good CEO of a company?"
Yan Zhengxiong saw that Ximen Lang was only about seventeen or eighteen years old and was wearing very ordinary clothes. How could he believe his sister's words? He said, "Pull him down. Stop lying. If he is the boss of the company, I will be the chairman."
The Yan family members also agreed that their daughter was lying. They looked at each other and Yan Tianming said, "Ru Meng, please stop bragging for him. How can he be the boss of the company?"
Liu Guijuan's words were even more hurtful, "If he were the boss of the company, I would crawl on the ground three times. I see that he has no future. He is not like Xiaoqiang, who has a diploma and ability."
Yan Rumeng was really annoyed by her parents. She stood up suddenly and said, "Okay, mom, don't you believe it? I will take you to his company to have a look now. Don't forget what you just said?"
"
Liu Guijuan didn't believe that the boy opposite was the boss of some company. She wanted to expose her daughter's lies. She stood up and said, "Okay, let's go. I'm going to see what his company is like. It's not just a bungalow."
A brand is called a company. If it is really a company with a majestic building, I will never break my promise and will crawl on the ground three times."
As a husband, Yan Tianming was of the same mind as his wife and said: "That's right, let's go over now to observe the legendary company. If this is purely a lie, Ru Meng, you must break up with him."
Yan Zhengxiong stretched himself and said, "It's okay anyway. I'll go for a walk with you. Anyway, you two want to be my brother-in-law, so you have to treat me, my uncle, to a good meal no matter what."
Bar."
Hou Xiaoqiang also stood up and said with a sneer: "I'm also going to see the strength of your company..."