The monkey whispered: "I suspect that if the monk hadn't been able to fly, I would have had nothing to do with the journey to the west."
The monkey's eyes were throbbing and his face was filled with fear. That scene seemed to have left a lot of shadows on him.
Xingye frowned and said, "But since Tang Monk is so strong, why was he captured by monsters?"
As soon as these words came out, the yellow wind monster who was said to have captured Tang Monk suddenly looked frightened: "I, I didn't want to capture him. How dare I capture him? That's Jin Chanzi! I didn't even know he was coming...
That day I was squatting on the roadside eating pears. I still remember that the sun was very sunny and the breeze was warm. Then a monk came over and asked me, why are you called the Yellow Wind Monster?"
"That monk... damn, it's too scary..."
"The monk took over my cave. I wanted to resist, but before he started blowing the Samadhi wind, he pinched my mouth with one hand. He even asked me to get him foot-washing water. I was
The majestic yellow wind monster... Finally, he threw me a script, asking me to tie him up, and then follow the script to deal with the great sage, so that he could complete the eighty-one difficulties and let him get the Mahayana Buddhism."
"How dare I!" The yellow wind monster's voice was trembling: "The Great Sage Qitian defeated one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. If I knew he was coming, I wouldn't even have time to hide! How dare I go find him?
Duel!"
"As a result, the monk put out the cigarette butt and raised his fist. When the punch came down, I seemed to see my great-grandfather waving to me..."
The Yellow Wind Monster burst into tears, as if he had been greatly wronged at that time: "I was just squatting on the roadside eating a pear, who did I offend?"
Looking at the crying Yellow Wind Monster, Golden Horn and Silver Horn also shed tears, and they also remembered the past.
I still remember that back then, they were still two immature monsters, holding a purple gold gourd and a white jade bottle of mutton fat in their hands, full of ambition and ready to show off their skills.
They're going to do something big.
They jumped out of the grass with ferocious smiles.
The pig looked at them silently and sighed: "What a pity."
Monk Sha also had a complex expression on his face: "Run quickly, don't wait for him to come back."
The two brothers Jinjiao and Silverjiao laughed loudly: "Haha, you must be scared!"
At this moment, the ground began to shake.
A shadow enveloped them.
Jinjiao Yinjiao looked back and saw a shining bald head.
"Monkey, I can make you tiger skin pants again!" A shirtless monk slowly walked over with a killed tiger in his hand and a Zen staff on his shoulders.
What a terrible monk that is.
He has a burly body, well-developed muscles, and is over two meters tall, like a mountain.
The big gold chain is shining, and the nine-patterned dragon fangs on the chest are ferocious, making him look like a monk with double doors.
He is obviously full of Buddhist aura, but his violent aura is not even possessed by monsters, and his whole body exudes a strange aura that looks like a Buddha but not a Buddha, a monster but not a monster.
For a moment, the dazzling bald head and the terrifying Buddha light illuminated the golden and silver horns, which could hardly open their eyes.
It's a hard time!
The terrifying monk in front of me, with the gold and silver horns tied together, is not even as wide as his shoulders!
Looking at the two shivering monsters, the monk lowered his head and showed a kind smile.
"You guys are lucky today."
"I was just about to teach that monkey how to fight in close quarters, so here you are."
Golden Horn and Silver Horn turned around and wanted to run away, but only heard a "Mighty Heavenly Dragon!"
"Little little monster!"
"You fell into the hands of me, Tang Sanzang, and you still want to run away?"
In an instant, the monk held the gold horn in one hand and the silver horn in the other, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, it's best not to run away, it's not easy to find two monsters."
"It's just a pity that you two are male monsters..."
The monk smashed his mouth, and seemed to still have some memories: "Remember those spider spirits last time, tsk tsk, those ass balls... No, the evil spirit was so strong that the poor monk tied him to his side and lived for several days.
, and also borrowed the golden cudgel that can make the monkey big or small. It’s so good, so good, it’s really a happy transformation experience.”
"But the horns you two have are not bad. They are good Buddhist treasures that can be transformed into Buddhas. The female monsters will definitely like them. The gourd and the jade bottle are also good. I just need a gourd to hold wine." The monk said lightly: "Forget it.
, business is important, tie me up and let the monkey come and save me."
The golden horns and silver horns were almost scared to tears. They knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Master, we are blind. We heard before that a fierce monk named Tang Sanzang came. We were so frightened that we turned to vegetarianism. We really
I don’t want to tie you up!”
"Please let us go. This is our first time out of the mountains and we have never eaten anyone. We are good monsters!"
"As long as you hold your hand high, we will definitely become monsters again and contribute to society!"
"No monster has ever dared to refuse me." The monk frowned slightly: "You don't want to become hornless brothers, do you? Don't you want me to turn your horns into Buddhist treasures that can transform female monsters?"
"Tie me up!"
"Otherwise, I will have to save you."
The monk persuaded with a kind smile while clenching his fists, making the thick joints crackle.
Not long after, Jinjiaoyinjiao, who had a bruised nose and face, was holding a gourd and a jade vase, and found a monkey: "Hello, are you Sun Wukong?"
Jinjiaoyinjiao, caught in memories, touched his own horns and cried bitterly.
The Bull Demon King also fell into horrific memories.
He still remembered that the monk complained that it was too hot and broke into his cave with the jade-faced fox, asking him to take out the banana fan.
As the Bull Demon King, especially in front of his lover, the jade-faced fox, Lao Niu certainly wants to save face.
"Moo!"
The old cow roared and rushed away!
"You have a small skill, but you still dare to do the same thing!"
"The mighty Tianlong!"
The monk refused to dodge, his muscles suddenly rose, he grabbed the horns of the cow with both hands, and threw the old cow over his shoulder!
"Master Sanzang, you told me it was you! I heard that Master loves meat, so I have prepared beef hot pot for you!" Lao Niu's attitude suddenly became better, and he went home to Princess Iron Fan and brought him a banana fan.
Then he went out to buy wine for the monk, while the jade-faced fox used a banana fan to fan the monk who was eating hot pot.
"What a shameful memory." Lao Niu sighed.
"Brother," the monkey suddenly sighed: "Actually, there is something I didn't tell you."
Lao Niu was stunned: "What?"
"Actually, when you went out to buy wine, the monk fucked the jade-faced fox... ahem, converted it." The monkey's face was complicated, and he looked guilty.
Old Newton was so angry that he almost smashed his wheelchair into pieces: "This monk!"
"Brother, shut up!" The monkey quickly covered the old cow's mouth, winked, and whispered: "Survival is the most important thing!"
Lao Niu thought of the monk's terrifying strength and looked at the confused little monk. He didn't dare to scold him anymore, but gritted his teeth and said, "Why didn't you persuade him?"
"I persuaded you! I said, Master, if you do this, your journey to the West will be ruined sooner or later..." Monkey looked complicated, "But the monk said..."
"He said, Buddha said that all living beings are equal, this cow can sleep and fly with a fox, why can't I! You are practicing racial discrimination!"
"I can't beat him! Brother, don't tell me, this monk's Buddhist words are really smooth. He is worthy of being a Buddha for ten lifetimes, but he used it in the wrong place."
The monkey sighed.
The Bull Demon King said angrily: "Even if you can't defeat him, you can still stop him..."
"Brother, I'm just a monkey. I'm just born with supernatural power." The monkey almost cried, "That monk is the first disciple of Buddha and the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi who has been the Buddha for ten times. Can I stop him?"
The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment and said: "Ah, then it's okay."
The Bull Demon King thought about the terrifying strength of the monk, and said to himself that he didn't blame the monkey... Even if he were here, he probably wouldn't be able to stop him, and he might even be forced to applaud to cheer him up.
The Bull Demon King also sighed.
"I'm sorry for you, monkey. It's not easy to survive in the hands of that monk." The Bull Demon King patted the monkey on the shoulder, and the two brothers had the same sympathy in their eyes.
"Brother, it's not easy for you either," the monkey sympathized: "That monk is chasing you from east to west, and I can't stop you. I heard that you all respect him as a demon saint, and he won't let you go.
I have to go through eighty-one difficulties and threaten to see who the hell dares to eat my flesh."
"At that time, I was also bewitched by the Tathagata. I just wanted to become a Buddha. Although I was conflicted at first, I later...sigh."
Lin Fan was stunned for a while while listening to this, and the other gods of Great Xia also widened their eyes.
They had no idea that this monk turned out to be such a monk!
Not only is he not weak, but he is so strong and lawless!
Instead of worrying about learning scriptures, it's just chasing male monsters to fight and chasing female monsters to achieve enlightenment!
Why don't we leave it here and take pictures all the way north?
But think about it, no matter what you say, Tang Sanzang is the chief disciple of the Tathagata and the golden cicada who has been a Buddha for ten times.
Can't you be strong...
In terms of strength, he is probably stronger than the monkey. In the end, the monkey is just a natural stone monkey, and it cannot compare with Tang Sanzang in terms of heel and foot.
And theoretically speaking, the monsters didn't dare to eat Tang Sanzang at all.
During this time, Lin Fan also came into contact with monsters such as the Yellow Wind Monster and the Bull Demon King, and found that their IQs were actually not low. Some monsters even got their lawyer's license in a short time. After all, they were said to be cunning monsters.
There is no way he would get so excited and die just because of Tang Monk’s meat.
The mounts of gods and Buddhas do evil in the mortal world, and no one dares to control them.
And that Tang Monk was the first disciple of the Tathagata, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and it was the Buddha who asked him to come down and journey to the West.
What's this?
This young master is here to practice!
With such a background, even if it is delivered to your door, even if the monsters can defeat it, which monster would dare to eat it?
Immortality just by eating it?
If you dare to take a bite today, tomorrow Tathagata will come with a knife, four great Bodhisattvas, and three thousand Arhats to kill you.
When I woke up and opened my eyes, I was all bald.
Even the eggs in the cave have to be shaken to make them yellow, and the ant nests on the mountain have been transformed by you!
Being immortal doesn't mean you can't be killed.
The prerequisite for immortality is that you must live first...
It's impossible for the monsters to think of such a simple truth, and it's impossible for them to risk their lives for a bite of Tang Monk's meat.
As for why Tang Monk was so deviant... If he had really followed the rules, he probably wouldn't have been let down by Tathagata and traveled to the west...
And the young master, after finally going down to earth, must seize the opportunity to mingle with monsters and get intimate with them.
Seeing the monsters hugging each other and crying, Lin Fan had a complex expression on his face.
So, are these eighty-one difficulties arranged for Tang Monk or the demon clan... Should the demon clan leave it here to survive the tribulation?
Dao Wanqian on the side looked like his cognition had been subverted, and whispered: "I feel as if what they said is true."
"That's wrong." Mo Zhi discovered the blind spot and immediately asked: "You have been back for a long time, and you should also understand the Journey to the West circulated here... Why didn't you tell the truth before?"
The yellow wind monster's face suddenly turned red, and he touched his nose awkwardly: "Well... I feel that in your Journey to the West, I am quite powerful and quite respectable."
"Yeah, who would talk about their own dark history? In Journey to the West, we almost killed the monk character! Don't we want to lose face?" Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao also sighed.
The Bull Demon King said silently: "Actually, I think the version you circulated is good...well, very good."
At least in that version, each of them has a tall image, while the Tang Monk is crying and has no power to fight back.
The other gods of Daxia were dumbfounded. Wang Hu said thoughtfully: "No wonder you watched the scene in Journey to the West where you captured Tang Monk several times every day... I thought you were missing the past, but it turns out you have entered fantasy time.
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In the strange space, the young man raised his head from behind the computer.
"A friend discovered that Tang Monk's character design was borrowed from a certain book."
"Well, if you say it's plagiarism, I'll admit it."
"But is it possible that I also wrote that book? You should be able to tell from the title... In addition, I was the first one to write the character of the violent Tang Monk. Before I wrote that book, no one dared to subvert it.
The character. I dare not say that he created a genre, but he can be regarded as the first to innovate."
"But you don't need to read that book. It was the first one I wrote when I was in school. I didn't understand the plot at all. It was just a whim of an idea. It started well at the beginning, but then the writing was lousy. I couldn't sustain it with just an idea.
Pick up a book."
"But after all, it is the first book. I have always thought about it and pay tribute in this book. In this book, I will restart the story and rewrite it with my current ability. Of course, I will only write it through Lin Fan's perspective.
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"Thank you everyone. I am very touched that I can still think of my first book. It has been six or seven years. But the quality of that book is really average. There is no need for you to read it. The plot I rewrote will be better than that one."
