Chapter 1544 Preparations to welcome the God of Agriculture
Things related to preparing to welcome the God of Agriculture are well arranged and everyone is mobilized.
Shang Weitian left to take charge of the production of temple flags and totems, while Jin Lao was responsible for the evacuation of citizens from agricultural areas. It was rare for the gods of Daxia to come back, so they went to guide the training of their disciples.
Lin Fan, the commander-in-chief, had nothing to do and simply wandered around the camp to see the training status of the God-Slaying Army and various sects.
Xingyimen opened zoos and breeding farms, where you could observe animals and at the same time wrestle with tigers and ice-field bulls to sharpen your energy.
Lin Fan could barely understand.
The martial arts of the Xingyi Sect's outsiders exercised their muscles and bones, and their Qi and blood were strong. During the period of land reclamation across the country, many Xingyi Sect disciples ran into the paddy fields because their Qi and blood were too strong, squeezed the buffalo aside, and put on the plow themselves to go crazy.
Plowing. .??.
Looking at the howling warrior, he just fucked the buffalo and became autistic.
Lin Fan really couldn't understand this.
Who is a good person who wants to be a cow?
Daxia seems to be a little abnormal now. Some people are pretending to be horses, and even cows are involved.
"Where is Wang Hu?" Lin Fan suddenly realized that Wang Hu was not in the camp.
"Report to the Commander-in-Chief," a Xingyi Sect disciple saluted: "Sect Master Wang Hu took the disciples who became gods to go to the crater of the volcano to soak in the magma to consolidate Qi and blood!"
Taking a bath in magma is a yes.
Disciples of the Xingyi Sect pay attention to strong Qi and blood and boiling blood. It is obviously best for disciples who become gods to soak their bodies in magma to strengthen their Qi and blood.
Moreover, Wang Hu is a blood demon with demonic nature, and the fire poison contained in the magma is just suitable for cultivation.
But Lin Fan suddenly thought that Caone was the God of Winter... Is it really okay to have hot and cold weather every day?
After lying on the ice every day and having your demonic blood boiling, you go to bathe in the lava to replenish your energy and blood, right?
Let's go back to warm up, and then go find the Caione boil to cool down, right?
"Wang Hu should be the happiest of the gods in Daxia now..." Lin Fan sighed.
Lin Fan walked towards the Confucian sect camp again and saw Zi Lu scolding a disciple.
"The Master said that a gentleman has no weapons, how can you hold a machete! As a scholar, you are simply shameful!"
"I think back then, my husband, he led seventy-two gangs, led three thousand people around, caused countless troubles, negotiated with the kings of various countries, and established the "Yu Yu" as the gang rules. Now you actually picked up a machete,
What’s the difference between this and a gangster?”
Zilu was very angry.
The disciple was stunned for a moment: "Aren't we?"
Zilu was stunned for a moment, then thoughtfully said: "That seems right...but you can't hold a machete!"
"After all, we are also scholars. How can we use machetes or move bricks?"
The disciple hesitated: "But the weapons we use seem not as fast as the sword. The knife can cut, the sword can stab..."
"What nonsense!" Zilu snorted coldly: "Knowledge is power!"
"Got to use this!"
Zilu took out a heavy dictionary and saw that it was made of fine steel, weighed a hundred or ten kilograms, had spikes all over its body, and had eight striking corners.
There is also a chain wrapped around it, swinging it like a meteor hammer.
It's very powerful at first glance.
"As long as you open it, the thousands of papers are like blades. If you don't open them, they will be struck like a meteor." Zilu said solemnly: "It contains the "Sage's Words". When you wave it, the saint will help you, and the momentum is like a rainbow."
The disciple bowed devoutly and said, "It's my disciple who is presumptuous! It turns out that our Confucian sect is the right way!"
"Yes," Zilu nodded happily and turned to look at Lin Fan: "The commander-in-chief is here?"
"Here we come." Lin Fan looked at the disciple wielding the meteor hammer and said complexly: "The weapons of your Confucian sect are really unique."
"It's not bad. A scholar should have the grace of a scholar." Zilu smiled sheepishly.
Lin Fan suddenly thought of a question.
As the Shura God, he is naturally powerful in battles at the soul level, and his frontal combat power is also very strong.
But it lacks the means of sneak attack.
"Let me ask, does the Confucian sect have any hidden weapons?" Lin Fan asked curiously.#Every time verification appears, please do not use incognito mode!
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Zilu's face changed, and he pointed at the sun: "It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Hidden weapons are used by evil sects. Do you know that our Confucian sect is an upright sect?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he subconsciously apologized: "I'm sorry, the Confucian sect has always been upright, I shouldn't have asked you to make trouble..."
Before he finished speaking, Zilu walked to the shade of a tree, waved his hands, and whispered: "Come here, whisper such shady things."
Lin Fan: "..."
Zilu took out a writing brush from his arms and said: "This is the Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Brush. The saint gave it a beating back then... Ahem, it was an exchange with the ancestors of the Tang Sect. The Tang Sect ancestor gave the Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Needle as a gift.
teacher."
"The teacher transformed it into a writing brush. When he turned it, every hair shot out. Now I let Gongshu Ming barely recover, but it will hurt the high god."
Lin Fan was a little disappointed: "It doesn't sound very powerful."
"The corresponding one is this one." Zilu took out a bottle of ink, "This is the Great Confucian Torture Poison... Ahem, the Great Confucian Soul-Destroying Ink was prepared by Mr. Zhang and I with great difficulty. We collected many items from the gods.
I also added the sage's words, which can cause the opponent to suffer the pain of the sage's recitation as long as it penetrates the flesh and blood. As the master personally taught, those with weak will will collapse immediately, and those with strong will will also suffer a significant decline in combat power."
"At the suggestion of Mr. Zhang, laxatives and aphrodisiacs were added to it... combined with the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Pen, the effect is amazing."
Lin Fan: "!!!"
Is this ink?
This is poison!
No, that’s what you Confucians do, right? You smoke and drink in private, and you use poisons and hidden weapons!
He's from a well-known and decent family!
As if he understood Lin Fan's gaze, Zi Lu shook his head and said: "I am a scholar of Confucianism. What's wrong with having more pens, inks, paper and inkstones? Zi said, a gentleman hides his weapons in his body!"
Lin Fan felt that he would play less with scholars in the future.
Too dirty.
"These two items are too dangerous. They are confiscated. I will hold them for you first." Lin Fan took the Rainstorm Pear Blossom pen and ink, which could also make up for his lack of concealed weapons.
Lin Fan walked towards the Taoist sect again and saw the Taoist sect disciples attaching talismans to various weapons.
Today, Daxia's weapons and equipment are not only blessed by the God of War, but also blessed by Taoist talismans and Buddhist consecrations.
Talismans are also very useful nowadays. For example, if the lightness talisman is attached to the God-killing mecha, the originally heavy God-killing mecha will instantly become lighter and its speed will increase dramatically.
The same applies to tanks and battleships. Tanks with light body affixes can even run as fast as sports cars. It also saves a lot of fuel in the transportation industry.
"After these batches of invisibility talismans are printed, send them to the assassins of Mo Yinmen." Dao Wanqian was printing the talisman paper when he saw Lin Fan saying hello: "Commander, why are you here free?"
Lin Fan said bluntly: "Are there any hidden weapons?"
He whispered this time.
However, Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "No."
"You can have this." Lin Fan said in a lower voice.
"This really doesn't happen." Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "How can our Taoist sect eliminate demons and defend the Tao with those despicable means! If there is anything, just strike it with a thunder!"
"Okay then." Lin Fan sighed, turned around and wanted to leave.
"Buzz!"
A hidden weapon burning with flames suddenly stabbed him, and Lin Fan subconsciously took two steps back.
"boom!"
The wall behind me collapsed!
If it were an ordinary person, he would be seriously injured even if he didn't die!
Lin Fan turned around and saw that the iron skewer was burning with hot flames, and there were several pieces of meat skewered on it, like...barbecue skewers?
It even smells like barbecue.
"What are you doing!" Dao Wanqian scolded loudly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." A Taoist priest came over in embarrassment, "Recently, a barbecue stall owner reported that business has been getting better and better recently.
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I’m tired of stringing skewers and grilling them every day, and it’s very smoky. Can you design a machine to help string the skewers and grill them?”
"I suddenly thought about whether I could use the Taoist formation. So I combined a small suspended formation, a gravity formation, and then used the earth fire formation..."
Lin Fan turned around and saw not far away, a talisman with complicated patterns and several stacked formations spread out.
Above the talisman, pieces of meat floated, and iron sticks shot out quickly, piercing each piece of meat.
Then passing through a ball of barbecue seasonings floating in the air, and then passing through a ball of rolling fire, the aroma of the barbecue is instantly overflowing and the sound is sizzling.
However, the power penetrated the iron plate on the opposite side by half a meter, and even the fire inside the door melted the steel plate.
Lin Fan's face was complicated: "Are you sure this is going to be used for skewering?"
"This... I have adjusted the power to the minimum." The Taoist priest sighed: "It is because of my lack of ability. It seems that I can only reject this order."
Lin Fan shook his head.
As a string formation method, it is obviously too powerful.
But as an enemy-killing formation, this is just right!
It can be called an enhanced version of Gatling!
"Adjust the power to the maximum and report it to the military." Lin Fan put away the two talismans: "As for these two talismans, I took them away."
Speaking of which, Daxia is getting weirder and weirder now.
As Taoism and Buddhism grew, Taoism talismans and Buddhist consecrations also became popular in Daxia.
The key is that in this era when the gods are coming and the ancestors are resurrected, this thing is really useful!
Nowadays, I encounter many strange things when I walk on the street, such as a tractor with a hanging charm attached to it, which looks like it is flying close to the ground, or a light body charm attached to its leg, walking side by side with the driver on the highway, and even saying hello and asking if I want it.
A Taoist salesperson with a light body.
Even the traffic police now have to be equipped with a series of talismans, and they must have a certain level of cultivation, otherwise they will really be unable to catch up...
Daomen even wanted to sell the invisibility talisman at first, but because some people had too bold ideas, they could only ban it from private sales. Only selling it would help people's lives without causing too much confusion.
Even the weapons of Daxia's military have been upgraded. Nowadays, Daxia's weapons include guns and cannons blessed by the power of the military god, and other modern weapons, as well as Buddhist utensils blessed by Buddhist sects, and various Taoist talismans and formations.
In the process of Dao Sect improving formations and adapting to modern times, those with low power will be distributed to civilians, while those with high power will be given directly to the military, so that no one is wasted.
Going back to this, we have to add a flame grilling Gatling formation.
Lin Fan said with satisfaction: "Your Taoist formations have developed rapidly recently. Many lost formations have been reproduced by you."
"Haha, I'm not only restoring it, I'm also trying to improve it. After all, I have to keep pace with the times." Dao Wanqian smiled, "I found an inspiration recently by watching cartoons."
"By the way, you seem to be looking for something to improve your combat power. I recently refined a pill." Dao Wanqian reached out and groped in his arms: "It may be helpful to you."
As Dao Wanqian spoke, he took out a blood-red pill that exuded an evil nature, as if it had the aura of a devil.
Lin Fan took it curiously, looked at it and said, "This is..."
"Blood Demon Pill." Dao Wanqian explained: "By swallowing this pill, you can gain the power of the Blood Demon."
"The power of the Blood Demon...is similar to Wang Hu's power?" Lin Fan was shocked: "This is the power of the Blood Demon, belonging to the devil, with violent and evil power."
"Wang Hu has strong energy and blood and can withstand it. But if an ordinary person eats it, the power of the blood demon will explode in the body and the veins will be impacted. Even if he does not die, he will lose half his life!"
"That's why Mr. Zhang won't let me conduct human experiments. In fact, this elixir has overcome these problems." Dao Wanqian sighed: "If one day you are really in danger, you can take it and give it a try."
Lin Fan nodded.
This should only be considered a last resort.
In fact, Lin Fan also has a lot of backup options. If he really can't do it, if he encounters danger one day, he will be the king of hell.
The worst it can do is sell your soul, so everyone should stop playing.
But this can only be used with one
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times... So Lin Fan still wanted to have a few more backup options.
With the Confucian sect's special hidden weapons and poisons, ah, it's the writing brush and ink, as well as the Tao sect's blood magic elixir and barbecue formation, Lin Fan felt much more comfortable.
After Lin Fan left, Dao Wanqian took out his phone again and watched the anime he had watched recently.
Not to mention, some things in anime can always give you inspiration.
Especially those involving the use of formations.
On the phone, a yellow man bit his finger, pressed his hands on the ground, and said loudly: "Who is the thief?"
"boom!"
A giant toad emerged from the smoke.
Although a war is currently underway, Daxia is experiencing a rare moment of peace. There seems to be no change in the lives of the people, except that they are not close to agricultural areas.
The soldiers are also training step by step, but more importantly, they are practicing how to hide and not be discovered.
After all, when the God of Agriculture comes, there is a high probability that we will not be able to fight.
The soldiers just need not to show up.
Half a month later, the gods of Daxia returned to the God Realm. After all, they still had to go to work to earn divine crystals.
Young Master North is still kneeling.
Lin Fan spent half a month in Daxia with nothing to do, eating and waiting to die.
There was really nothing to do. Although Lin Fan could fight, he was not good at arranging production plans. In the final analysis, Lin Fan was just a warrior.
In fact, Lin Fan also did some things. For example, Lin Fan cooked like crazy and tried hard to consume Daxia's food.
Shang Weitian also called on everyone to eat and drink enough and take an extra bite with each meal.
After all, the god of agriculture is coming.
There is already too much food stored, and when the God of Agriculture comes back, I may not be able to finish it all. It would be better to eat more.
And half a month later, when the gods of Daxia returned again.
The atmosphere finally became tense.
The god of agriculture will come in three hours!
Above the sky, the originally blurry figures were clearly visible, and the bright glory was particularly dazzling. They looked down at the land greedily.
Bright flags fluttered on the southern wall.
The command center has been moved to the southern Great Wall. Lin Fan stood on the wall, looked at the lush plants and humid environment below, and nodded slightly.
This must be the area where the god of agriculture would choose to descend.
The god of agriculture is like a plant, it likes a moist and humid environment.
Lin Fan stood on the city wall and looked at the strong Daxia people gathered below, as well as hundreds of national live broadcast cameras, and said solemnly: "There are still three hours, the God of Agriculture is coming!"
"They're about to invade us!"
"Do you all know what to do!"
Lin Fan has said this sentence several times.
Every time, it made people nervous and made the soldiers frown.
But this time.
"Know!"
"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"
"Don't worry, we are ready!"
"Goddess of Agriculture, come quickly, the land has been prepared for them, just waiting for them to come!"
The people below were smiling and waiting expectantly for the gods.
Some have even started singing hymns.
Lin Fan nodded: "That's right, starting now, let's set off firecrackers to welcome the gods!"
"Let the gods feel our enthusiasm in advance!"
"They are here to help us farm!"
"If they want this land, we will give it to them! As long as they cultivate the land well for us, we will naturally welcome it!"
Just a moment.
"Crack, crackle, crackle!"
The sound of firecrackers resounded throughout the summer.
People decorated their homes with lanterns, set off firecrackers, and smiled as if they were celebrating a festival.
Lin Fan continued: "Now, let us hang up banners and erect totems to welcome these gods who want to save us!"
