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Chapter 196 This life is really not worth it

 Liu Tianxian knew that this meant it was over, and just as she was taking a few steps back, she turned back:

"Grandpa Zhou, I have something else to ask you."

She took out a piece of tissue paper from her clothes and said, "The signatures of myself and another person were originally used to educate fans and encourage them. Because I forgot to write a congratulatory message, I wrote other things on it... You see

See if it works?"

This piece of paper was handed to the White Dragon King, and he did what the magic stick often does, which is to eliminate the karma of the person named in it and seek fame. This is called "degaussing" in the circle. One of jet Li's hobbies is this

, every time I get Dzi beads from a lama, I have to find a master to demagnetize them one by one before I dare to string them together and use them safely.

During the 2004 Indonesian tsunami, Jet Li happened to be wearing a string of newly demagnetized dzi beads. When he was about to go down to bask in the sun, he felt uneasy and asked his family to stay on a high-rise building in the hotel. He accidentally avoided the disaster that caused more than 200,000 people.

Tsunami that kills people.

In addition, my body is getting worse and worse, and I no longer have a strong body. Naturally, my heart is no longer strong either.

Jet Li has been convinced of metaphysics ever since.

The White Dragon King recited the mantra, spread his palms, and pressed the palm side.

However, he suddenly trembled and couldn't hold it down, which caused his kind expression to break. He lowered his head to look at the name on it.

"Fang Yi."

He frowned and pushed the paper away quietly.

The apprentice, who had been observing everyone's actions, declared: "Master is tired now. He needs to rest for a while and will not do fortune telling for the time being."

Liu Tianxian took the piece of paper back, and when he turned around, he found that because of the scene just now, a large circle of people had crowded around him. He had to hold his hands in front of him like a diver, carefully protecting the piece of paper, and squeezed it out with difficulty.

Fang Yi and Yang Shoancheng were talking about issuance. When they saw Liu Tianxian coming back, they asked her: "What results did you get?"

Liu Tianxian saw Yang harvest and said, "Wait a moment."

Yang Shoancheng smiled and said: "Don't you believe it? It doesn't matter if you say it. I'll tell you quietly... I don't believe it either. He has so many apprentices, and he may not all believe in this master."

When Liu Tianxian saw Fang Yi nodding, he explained in a very low voice: "I really don't believe it. What he said is just nonsense. You can understand it no matter how you interpret it. He said that we have to go through some small hardships. Of course -

—The breakdown and reconciliation of a relationship is a small test, the little plane you invested in was also a test, and my mother also went through a test before and after... It's too broad."

"The only thing confirmed is that I might like women. Oh, if it weren't for you...that's what I understand. Do you think it's possible?"

Fang Yi didn't answer her, but smiled meaningfully.

Noticed the paper in Liu Tianxian's hand: "What is this?"

Liu Tianxian suddenly took half a step back, covered his face and his neck turned pink, "I won't tell you, this is the only one I found you signed but didn't write a blessing. So since you didn't write a blessing, I will

Write something else.”

"What did you write again?"

"I won't tell you."

Yang Shoancheng waited for them to finish talking before introducing: "Miss Liu may rarely tell fortunes, and they usually don't tell her fortunes very clearly, but the difference between the White Dragon King and others is that he can tell her fortunes very clearly.

That’s why we believe in him…”

"Now he is Grandpa Zhou. If his bath becomes more fragrant and the White Dragon King takes over, his fortune telling will be accurate and not ambiguous."

Fang Yi became interested, "When did he get pregnant?"

Yang Shoancheng asked his men to ask. After a while, the man said, "The White Dragon King no longer tells fortunes today."

So Yang Shoancheng was also surprised: "Don't he usually do at least twenty or thirty hexagrams? Today he is very particular about not revealing the secrets?"

"Then I'll ask again?"

"Go and tell him that I'm also waiting for him to tell the fortune. If revealing the secret is harmful, I'll buy him any supplements he wants right away so that he can live longer. I just need to listen to him."

"immediately."

After all, the White Dragon King is just a fortune teller, and Yang Harsen is the real Dragon King in the capitalist society. When it comes to this job, he has to do it even if he can't do it.

He forcibly set up a stall to tell Fang Yi's fortune.

The magic stick was mumbling words, and his disciples were jumping around beside him. With the sound of bells, a gust of wind seemed to be born out of thin air in the hall.

Everyone was quite serious, watching what the White Dragon King did.

Yang Shoucheng said: "This is asking God, and the calculation is more accurate. Mr. Zhou was entrusted by the White Dragon King in a dream, saying that he was his reincarnation, the incarnation in the human world... Therefore, he must be upper body, the White Dragon King is the real White Dragon King

."

"Otherwise it's just Mr. Zhou."

——Finally, the White Dragon King got on top. He kept his eyes closed the whole time and smiled. The apprentice prepared a Bodhi grass from somewhere and waited beside him, waiting for the White Dragon King to come and get it.

The apprentice did the work for him: "What's the point?"

"cause."

Fang Yi sat down cross-legged, leaving only him and the magic stick opposite him.

"Fang Yi, November 17th...his birthday is..."

The White Dragon King's eyelids trembled and he rolled his eyes from time to time. This scene made Liu Tianxian instinctively find it funny. She didn't believe in this set of things, she just found it funny.

The apprentice wrote the answer on the paper and showed it to the White Dragon King. However, the magic stick had its eyes closed and he was stroking it with his hand.

Liu Tianxian asked: "What is he looking at?"

"Eye of the sky."

"Where is the Eye of Heaven?"

"If we could see it, we would also be reincarnated."

The harvest of Yang is also amazing.

But the White Dragon King did not ask questions for a long time. Instead, sweat broke out on his head and his original sitting posture was shaky.

He couldn't "see" the eight characters on it, only the endless golden light.

The apprentice was anxious and said to Fang Yi, "Master is not in a good condition now because he has consumed too much energy... You should stop sitting, kneel down and worship with all your heart... Don't worry, I will definitely figure it out."

Fang Yi stood up slowly. The disciple thought he was going to change his kneeling position and handed the long Bodhisattva to the White Dragon King. However, he might be too weak to hold the magic stick.

There is a saying that the Bodhisattva can be used as a "wake-up call" to clear the mind of those who ask for fortune-telling, and to make those who tell fortune-telling more powerful.

So the apprentice asked the master to hold it tighter. Seeing that the master was unwilling to take it and seemed to be resisting, the kind-hearted apprentice opened the master's fingers little by little and forced it in.

At this time, Fang Yi stood up completely and looked down at the magic sticks sitting together.

The magic stick performed well, and his breathing became rapid, as if he was high and saw hallucinations, but his hands were weak and unable to hold the Bodhisattva. The disciple had no choice but to hold it hard, and then

Dragging his hand to hit Fang Yi on the head, the White Dragon King was obviously very reluctant, but his ignorant apprentice insisted on forcing him to do it.

The moment Luan Mian was about to touch him, the White Dragon King coughed a few times, finally opened his eyes, and burst out with astonishing strength, swung his arms and dragged his disciple back with the grass.

He said word by word: "Loss of respect..."

After that, he laid it down on the futon.

With such an incident, the ceremony was naturally boring. The biggest news that night was that the ambulance drove into Yinghuang Entertainment Company, and the White Dragon King was admitted to Hong Kong Baptist Hospital because his condition was suspected to have worsened.

.

Hua Zai and a group of celebrities came to visit one after another.

Fang Yi also wanted to find out what Liu Tianxian wrote on that piece of paper.

------Digression-----

ps: This chapter is just for entertainment purposes. Don’t really believe these things. If you are confused about the world, read "Selected Works of Mao Zedong".

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