Chapter three hundred and sixty seventh how to deceive deception
Someone asked: "Master, what should I do if there is a solid that is too hard and cannot be chewed in 36 times?"
Answer: "Then chew it 36 more times."
"It must be 36 strokes, not 18, 17?"
"36 strokes is a complete process. You must not be lazy, otherwise all your efforts will be wasted..."
A few people felt that this reason was too nonsense and started to complain. They were quickly politely asked out by the apprentice, leaving only a bunch of obedient audiences.
The entire auditorium was quiet except for the faint sound of chewing.
Of course Fang Yi and Ma et could not use chopsticks, but they both realized something. Fang Yi lowered his head and half-covered his face with his right hand to avoid being photographed.
Ma et said: "Some Internet thinking adopts this screening process... When the base is large enough, we can always screen out people who match the signal. Such a user group is worthy of our trust... because users are
Unconsciously, they have been screened over and over again, and the stickiness is getting stronger and stronger, but they firmly feel that it is their own choice, and then..."
Fang Yi: "Then the game maker can take whatever he wants like Master Wang?"
"Yes - although they are some small tricks, they also have the same operating logic of human beings. They are just constantly changing and innovating in every era."
Master Wang's voice is quite mellow, which is a good voice for MLM. He explained while building his power:
"Don't put too much into your mouth at one time. Generally, it's half to one-third of your usual food intake. Everything you put on the plate must be eaten, and nothing is left... When you eat
When you feel full, half of people will burp..."
I don’t know if it was intentional or if it was in line with some kind of psychological suggestion. Many people in the auditorium did burp subconsciously.
This was not over yet. Gao Chao appeared when Master Wang led everyone to chant sutras, and they all shouted in a long tone:
"The Qi of the Five Elements——"
"The essence of Liujia——"
"Sanzhen Tiancang——"
"The blue clouds are always full——"
"..."
Fang Yi felt that something would happen sooner or later if he stayed here for too long, so he nodded to the horse and went out first.
Soon, the horsemen also came out.
He asked Fang Yi: "Director Fang doesn't like this kind of occasion?"
Fang Yi said bluntly, "I don't like it."
Ma et said, "Don't you have a lot of this kind of stuff in your entertainment industry? Not only do you listen in, some people also participate in it themselves... it's true and false, false and true, as long as it's profitable, I'm willing to listen.
.”
Fang Yi shook his head, "They are them, and I am me."
Ma et has a very good relationship with jet Li. I don’t know if he is referring to jet Li. There are several types of people who form this type of game:
The first type is completely unbelievable and purely charges IQ tax. This type is the most numerous and countless.
The second type is to make money while believing. For example, after Jet Li became seriously ill, his whole personality changed drastically and he began to like consecrated beads; in fact, Duan Yihong also liked consecrated pendants, but the latter was only used for gifts and
Playing in a small circle, Fang Yi was once given a Guanyin pendant by Duan Yihong, and he still keeps it to this day.
But Jet Li is different. He became a broker, he believed in it, and he sold it himself.
The third type is those who simply believe. There are many of them, and many of them have appeared in Yangzhou Opera. For example, Lu Liping, who acted in "The Passionate Years", went back to Yangzhou Opera to give a speech.
Sheng Jing scared the school administrator to the point of peeing.
Lu Liping is a serious fanatical believer. For this matter, even the media with Chinese prefixes have criticized her a lot. She is completely bullshit and no one can scare her.
Of course, the price was that Lu Liping almost ruined her acting career.
Although there are so many weirdos in your circle who take advantage of the weaknesses of human nature, it is not something that should be praised. There is a high probability that Ma et al wants to have fun with Fang Yi. He relishes this kind of mystical thing, but he doesn't
Thinking of Fang Yi, he didn't even bother to have fun.
why?
Isn't it the hero's duty to cherish heroes? Master Wang's divine status is too low for Master Fang to look down upon.
Ma et can't figure it out, so he can only take one step at a time.
——Find any place to satisfy your hunger.
Master Wang successfully met the two distinguished guests in the afternoon. His apprentice presented Master Wang's latest work to them. It was a thick color book in 16 pages, which introduced Master Wang's life that may have been forged.
, and mainly include photos of Master Wang and various celebrities.
In these group photos, there are many acquaintances of Fang Yi, such as Zhao Gushen, the host of a prime-time program in Taiyuan, Hunan Province... It seems that these people have been there more than once - no wonder Ma et al thought Fang Yi would also like Wang
Master.
That’s how expensive circles are.
The book also records some incredible deeds.
Fang Yi flipped through the page and saw that Master Wang treated Mao Zi's Minister of National Defense. He cured the old minister's brain tumor from a distance. He used the traditional method of internal strength to force out toxins. After turning a few more pages, he wrote
When Master Zhu Wang met with Indonesian leader Suharto, he did not salute when everyone was kneeling.
This domineering spirit infected Suharto, who made him look up to him and give him a seat.
How can anyone believe this kind of thing?
Ma et obviously didn't believe it either. He read the book and started winking at Fang Yi, then raised his head and said, "I wonder if Master Wang can show us your magical kung fu."
Master Wang looked troubled and looked like his energy was gone.
The apprentice said: "Master can't use kung fu now. Director Fang, Mr. Ma, how about..."
Master Wang stopped his apprentice and said, "I can still persist! How can I say such things in front of distinguished guests? Come on, take me to the practice room to rest for a while. I will wash my hands and change clothes, and then show it to the distinguished guests..."
The apprentice said anxiously, "But, master -"
Master Wang left no room for doubt, "Go and make arrangements right away."
The apprentice burst into tears, but he spoke very clearly so that everyone could hear clearly: "Master, if you force the exercise like this, it will damage your lifespan. It is not worth it... Disciple, disciple..."
"Wow!"
The apprentice slapped him in the face and walked away angrily. Master Wang apologized to the two of them, saying, "It's a joke."
Soon a younger one came and obeyed the instructions, and they all went to the so-called "practice room". In the middle, Master Wang staggered, and his acting skills improved by ten points.
Fang Yi could only sigh secretly in his heart: Why bother to engage in pyramid schemes with such acting skills, let the birds fly in the vast world of Hengdian?
This Master Wang is a talent who made the painting style of "" change in a short time.
Soon, a disciple informed Fang Yi and Ma et to go to the practice room. The two passed through the doors and saw Master Wang who was practicing and meditating. His eyes that were slightly opened suddenly widened, trying his best to create a "sparkle"
eyes.
Then, the apprentice caught a very aggressive snake that was spitting out messages, and dangled it in front of the two of them, making them instinctively feel scared and stay away. Then, with lightning speed, he covered it with a basin.
On the snake, and the basin is on the table.
Master Wang stood up and muttered something.
Ma et was very interested, "Are we going to see the legendary snake-turned-snake?"
The apprentice nodded, "Master is going to work for the distinguished guest."
Fang Yi said, "You can change the table, or I can move the snake to another place and see how the master works."
The apprentice said, "This table is very heavy. It takes two or three people to hold it together to lift it... I can't do it alone."
Fang Yi: "What about the snake? It can't change its place?"
Disciple: "This snake has been put in. I don't know what state it is in now - if you open the basin, you may get bitten. It is poisonous."
Fang Yi touched his chin:
Yes, this must be a three-dimensional defense. If it is a casual deception, how could no one expose it after so long?