At the fish pond bar, Gu He watched Vivian helplessly drag Sakai Kao into the box. It was really strange.
What bad idea does this guy have?
Vivian's reaction yesterday was quite strange. I don't know how she could tell that he and Lorna had a different relationship. Not only did she smile obscenely, but her cowherd value immediately increased a lot.
If he remembered correctly, it was almost full from the second gear to the fourth gear, and now it is 50% in the fifth gear.
"What the hell..." Gu He muttered in his heart, "I'm with Lorna. Is Vivian so happy?"
Before, Vivian had been trying to hook up with him, but now, she really couldn't figure it out.
And Miss Sakai, maybe she was interested in him in the past, or maybe he was just infatuated, but he and her have never had that kind of relationship. Maybe his subconscious has really been eyeing Lorna for a long time.
Anyway, just do whatever you want, otherwise the relationship will become awkward and make other people feel uncomfortable.
Miss Sakai will be fine, she is so good, she will naturally find the next scene.
At this time, Gu He saw the two people coming out of the box again, and Vivian had an invisible smile on her face.
And Sakai Huaqing was full of energy, "He Sang, I'm going to organize everyone to take a hot spring bath in the New Year. Will you and Lorna go?"
"Uh, I'll ask her when she comes later." Gu He scratched his head. Oh my god, is he actually being sentimental...
"Okay." Sakai Huaqing called Lujiu in turn and continued busy with the New Year cleaning and decoration of the fish pond.
"Da He." Vivian sat down next to Gu He, with charming eyes and a soft voice: "The more I look at you, the more excited I become. I want to do it for real. I haven't felt this way for a long time. Let the game begin.
"
What the hell? Gu He moved a seat away from her.
As a former psychiatrist and now a cowherd, I can't even be punished. It's really troublesome. It's better to be a girl like Lorna who doesn't need to make people guess. Hey, Lorna...
After Vivian made an incomprehensible "declaration", there was nothing more, she just drank sake with a smile.
However, the Cowherd value continued to rise slightly, reaching 90% in the fifth gear.
"You'd better not give me any trouble." Gu He thought for a while and then took her seriously, "I don't want Lorna to misunderstand."
"What are you doing?" Vivian looked at him blankly, "What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
Gu He couldn't help but glare, it was obviously you who was talking nonsense just now, forget it, ignore her.
Not long after, Lao Fan came over from Licai and saw them there. They were talking rudely early in the morning, but they were just watching TV, so Lao Fan didn't curse and changed into his chef uniform and started making breakfast.
Sakai Shukichi came, Boxer came, Lao Gou and several other barbers came, and the fish pond began to become lively.
Why hasn't Lorna come yet? Gu He was thinking about calling her sisters to ask, but when he saw a figure outside, he was startled and jumped. This was the first time he saw Lorna dressed like this.
.
"Morning, Sister Luo Na." Lu Jiu, who was greeting guests at the door, was the first to say hello.
"Eh?" Vivian also looked over. Sakai Shukichi and Quan Lao were almost surprised who had come in. The old dog's eyes were bright.
Lorna wore a mid-length wide skirt with plaid and diagonal lines and various colors today. She also wore a pair of black slim cropped pants under the skirt, paired with a loose jacket and a pair of black boots. She put her hands in the skirt pockets and walked in
fish pond.
Fashionable and cool, she also shows off her tall and hot figure.
"Good morning, you bastards." Lorna walked towards the bar without looking at Gu He.
Before others could say anything, Lao Gou said in surprise: "Oh my god, Lorna, you look so beautiful. Where did you buy this dress? I also..." Lorna immediately gave Lao Gou an almost murderous look.
, stop what the old dog said.
Sakai Hanaqing looked at Lorna and couldn't help but be amazed. This was the first time she saw Lorna wearing a skirt...
Vivian laughed. You see, women pay attention to dressing up as soon as they fall in love.
But Lorna looks really good dressed like this. It seems that Lorna doesn’t know how to dress up, but she was too lazy to dress up before.
"That's almost it." Lorna nonchalantly told everyone who was praising her, and ordered Lao Fan for ramen breakfast.
Only then did Gu He come back to his senses, "Lorna, uh, I think it looks good too."
"Ha." Lorna made a very perfunctory sound, "But your outfit looks ugly to me."
Gu He lowered his head and looked at himself. What's wrong with the red Dongtu sportswear? This is called personal style...
And it has been changed. Yesterday it was cyan, today it is red, and there are still several colors in the wardrobe.
"Oh." Gu He suddenly found the reason, "No wonder, it turns out that he and Lao Fan collided with each other."
Everyone at the bar began to laugh again. While serving breakfast to them, Lao Fan's face became darker and darker.
Sakai Kao is also laughing, that’s it, this kind of fish pond is really nice.
Not long after, another person came from Li Cai's side.
The old dog's eyes were shining again, and he saw another pleasing style of clothing.
It's not Miss Ayin's printed dress, but the black slim-fitting formal dress of the blond "Hey" wearing a mask. There is a circle of white pleated gauze on the cuffs and skirt, and she is also wearing a white gauze bow scarf.
Next to them, there was a jumping star boy, holding a bag of something.
"Miss Caiyin, hello sister, Xingtong, morning." Lu Jiu said hello again.
"Why don't you call me sister?" Xingtong asked teasingly, making everyone laugh again.
Lu Jiu passed the exam, and it seems that according to the fish pond’s seniority, Xingtong’s seniority is higher than him... Sister Xingtong?
While Gu He smiled, he looked at Sophia.
In the days since he came back from Dongtu Street, he hasn't paid much attention to this guy, but this strange man and these people are not always in the dungeon. Miss Caiyin asked her to follow him around so that he could see how she behaved.
"Lorna, this dress suits you really well." Miss Caiyin praised Lorna greatly as soon as she came.
Gu He thought about everyone's reaction. He had never seen Lorna wearing a skirt before today, and it seemed that not many of them had seen her.
Thinking of this, he felt a little happy.
"Lorna, Xiaohe, I have a gift for you." Miss Caiyin walked to the sofa again.
Everyone at the bar was quite curious, but Miss Ayin didn't seem to want them to know, so she didn't join in the fun.
Gu He and Lorna got up and walked over, "What?" Miss Caiyin gestured to Xingtong, who handed the transparent shopping bag in her arms to the two of them, "Boss, Sister Lorna, your gift is for you."
Bad use."
What? Gu He stared, took the bag, and took a look. It turned out that there were boxes of condoms inside...
Lorna folded her hands on her chest and looked at Xingtong and Ayane Kumiko with a stubborn face. That's it, that's it?
"Haha!" Ayane Kumiko looked like she had teased them, but she was very pleased and happy, "Go to Licai to get it after you use it up, I can get the wholesale price."
"Thank you." Lorna still smiled, "It's a nice gift."
Okay, okay, Gu He secretly tightened the bag and really saved a fortune, although it shouldn't last a few days.
Everyone at the bar also noticed it and started laughing and joking. Sakai Shukichi couldn't bear it anymore.
If it had been someone else who had done this, Lao Fan would have exploded long ago, but now he just kept silent.
At the same time, Sophia stood not far away, with a complicated expression on her face under the mask...
She had seen what it was before. Miss Caiyin also said to Xingtong, "It is used by adults when they are bad." Pan Shen and Lorna Lude, haven't they done this before? It turns out that they have only developed into this now.
a relationship.
What about them today and what will happen next? They are hateful, hateful.
Although she briefly thought about rushing forward and dragging Pan away, Sophia could only watch helplessly as the two people who took the gifts hit the bar counter angrily, and then left the fish pond to play outside.
"Pan, my Pan." Sophia couldn't help but say in a low and hoarse voice, "My baby, my..."
On the other side, Kumiko Ayane whispered to Kao Sakai, "Ms. Sakai, do you want to talk to me?"
"No, mom, I'm fine." Sakai Huaqing smiled and waved his hand, "I will put my mind in order." Gu
Gu He and Lorna had previously decided to go to the Sanjiao District to find an alchemist after the New Year, so as to buffer the impact of the war on Dongtu Street, so they would go on dates these days.
Yesterday they went to Renqing Street, and today they planned to hang out on Shouhui Street.
"Lorna, you look so beautiful." At this time, as he walked out of the alley, Gu He praised her again.
"It looks good, sister, there is something even better." Lorna said carelessly.
"Miss Caiyin rarely gives us a gift, we must cherish it..." Gu He said again.
She turned to look at him, "What miserable life did you live before?"
The two of them laughed and came to the main street where people were coming and going. Because there was no parking space, the off-road vehicle was parked a little far away, so they walked in the direction.
Soon, Jane was seen, standing on the street again and preaching: "We don't need high technology!"
As one of the main contributors to the Shougi War, Jane's reputation has become even louder in Kabukicho. She took advantage of her reputation to talk about it here and win over the people of Jue Street again.
At this time, there were many passers-by standing around Jane, listening to her words as they passed by.
However, Jane could still see Gu He and Lorna walking by. It was the same yesterday and it is the same today.
"Morning Jane." Gu He waved hello and also greeted the old bicycle, "Morning Shan Bao."
Jane had good eyesight, and she immediately saw that he was holding a large bag of condoms, and the packaging box had something written on it.
"So many condoms." Jane felt a little strange for a moment, "Is there something going on?"
"Uh..." Gu He was stunned. Everyone around Jian looked at him and couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Lorna already rolled her eyes, and Gu He quickly said: "It's nothing, nothing happened."
Jane continued to preach to people: "As for condoms, I am not opposed to low-tech concepts. They should be a good thing, but we always advocate the most intimate union between people."
The old bicycle rang a clear bell, "Leviathan allows us to keep having sex without having children, thank you!"
You must be crazy... Lorna was speechless, put her hands in her skirt pockets, and walked forward quickly.
"Simple, you must be happy today." Gu He quickly left.
Fortunately, Danniu Niu stopped not too far away, so Gu He was able to quickly throw the bag of condoms into the off-road vehicle like a grenade. The two of them got in the car and drove towards Hongyu House.
Elizabeth has returned from Dongtu Street. They are going to Hongyu to do volunteer work and to see how she is doing.
When we arrived at Hongyu House, it was well organized and there were some simple New Year lighting arrangements. The street children had a better time this winter than any street children in any district.
The two of them saw Elizabeth in the main warehouse. She was wearing a windbreaker and jeans, with a sword hanging on her waist, and she looked very energetic.
At this time, Gu He held a purple-handled samurai sword in his hand, it was Yan Zhan.
Elizabeth's affairs on East Earth Street went quite smoothly. After the business talk, she showed a different kind of smile.
"Lorna, senior brother. I hear you...congratulations."
"This?" Gu He was really stunned, why did everyone seem to know, "What are you listening to? Who is here?"
"I visited Miss Caiyin last night, she and you are dating." Elizabeth said matter-of-factly.
"What's the point of dating or not dating?" Lorna rolled her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "I saw that he was very pleasing to me, so I did it. I think you are more pleasing to the eye. If you weren't a girl, I would have done it a long time ago.
"
Elizabeth laughed out loud immediately. Although her senior brother and Lorna felt a little disappointed in their hearts, please keep going!
At this time, the sword hanging by her waist made an electronically synthesized sound:
"Start the Swordsman Dictionary, 'Love', page 365488. The meaning of the word is: stupid, very stupid, very, very stupid, but smooth and exciting, like a bottle of the best sword-protecting oil."
Gu He immediately raised Yan Zhan in his hand, and Yan Zhan lived up to his expectations and said: "Haha."
He and Lorna spent most of the next day at the Red Rain House. In front of so many children, and with Elizabeth and Jianbao watching, he had no chance to do anything to Lorna, so he just happened to drink wolfberry water and leisurely
Keep in good health.
In the afternoon, they left and went to watch a wrestling match at the nearby wrestling gang warehouse.
In the evening, the two went to the cinema to watch a movie.
Then, after walking for a long time in the neon-lit night streets, Gu He made a suggestion: "Lorna, why don't you go to my apartment?" Under the neon lights, he felt that Lorna was amazingly beautiful. She was not good or good.
not good.
"The holy water has been full for a few days. Let's activate the pants tonight to see if it would otherwise be such a waste." He added.
"I just want to see what wonders a pair of pants can turn into." Lorna strode over.
Gu He squeezed the thermos cup vigorously and secretly exclaimed, "Okay, it's okay tonight!"
Not long after, the two drove to the street outside Itada's apartment, got out of the car and walked. Gu He naturally picked up the bag of gifts from Miss Caiyin.
At the convenience store in front of the apartment, Mr. Itada, who was dozing off, suddenly stopped feeling sleepy when he saw their figures.
As the two of them walked by, Mr. Itada said slowly: "There are no restrictions on sex in the apartment."
Damn it, Gu He's heart suddenly suddenly felt bad. As expected, Lorna looked a little dissatisfied and muttered.
"Old Man Itada..." Lorna was about to curse.
"Good night!" Gu He quickly pulled Lorna and walked into the apartment, all the way to his room on the third floor.
Regarding what just happened, he also scratched his head, "This bad old man Itada is really bad sometimes."
Lorna sat down on the tatami floor and muttered: "These guys, I just fucked you a few times. How do they react? It's none of their business. It doesn't matter a few times in Flowing Light City. Really?"
, what a fuss.”
Gu He also sat down, "Uh, yes, Lu Jiudu is a wife, and he has good food and sex habits."
He took out Miss Caiyin's bag of gifts and said, "I'll count how many there are..."
Lorna almost sat down and kicked him, "Go and take out my leather pants and see what they are."
"Okay." Gu He had no choice but to stand up, go to the closet in the back room, and take out a pair of matte black leather pants for women.
His expression also straightened up solemnly, and finally, this moment came.
The current holy water energy is 100%,
As for the pants treasure, he looked at it carefully again, [Rare Item: Bronze]
Lorna put her hands back on the floor and looked at Gu Heduan walking over with her old pair of pants. She couldn't help but want to laugh. Why is this guy so funny...
"Then now?" Gu He.
"Come on, do you need to make any preparations?" Lorna asked.
"Well, this is your item after all. It's because of you that you have the gift of rare items." Gu He said, "How much I understand it determines my failure, so..."
"Stop talking nonsense." Lorna hugged his head and kissed him, "Hurry up!"
"Okay, okay, I'm energetic now." Gu He took the pants and released the bleeding thread to connect them. At the same time, he ran a few operations in his mind, Holy Grail program, consumption of holy water, everything!
Suddenly, he saw a strange light flickering in the entire pair of leather pants.
Lorna could also see it. Suddenly, she saw the legs of her pants swinging slightly, as if being blown by the wind. The top of the pants was swinging back and forth, making intermittent electronic sounds like leather and fabric rubbing: