Gu He was overjoyed and looking forward to it. Lorna hummed. Needless to say, the current situation was clear. As soon as he let go, the black leather pants bounced off the tatami floor.
At the same time, the big cup not far away vibrated excitedly.
"Pants treasure?" Gu He asked tentatively about the straight pants.
"Rabbit ears, swallow tail." The black leather trousers suddenly turned around, with the trousers standing on the floor, and the two trousers vertically upward, forming a V shape, "Scissorhands is you!"
Uh-huh, Gu He had a sudden thought. Seeing its behavior, he felt that this strange object was not normal.
The question is, are there any normal people?
Brother Guan? Brother Guan is in his own class.
But this is no ordinary thing, it is a trouser treasure, the trouser treasure that he misses deeply.
"Hello, my friend!" Da Bei Bei made a clanking sound like stainless steel, very excited.
But Yan Zhan on the other side didn't move at all.
"I rise from the horizon." The voice of the black leather pants became domineering, "I give life to all things, I activate all powers, I shine radiantly, I am the chosen pants, I am the king of ten thousand pants."
"This..." Gu He looked at Lorna, hoping that the owner of the leather pants could explain it.
Lorna wanted to knock him, "Shouldn't you be the one to explain it to me? You were the one who said it was the Chosen Pants!"
Before the two of them started arguing, the black leather pants again spoke majestically:
"I am created by the combined force of time and space. I can open the door of sleep. I shine at night and I shine during the day. All my enemies, please welcome my arrival. Your end is coming."
The black leather pants said while swinging two inverted trousers back and forth, "All my friends, cheer, salute me, praise me, I am the master of pants."
The more it spoke, the more passionate it became, "Whoever disobeys will have no trousers to wear."
Lorna kicked her away suddenly, sending her black leather pants flying away, "Then no wonder I wore a skirt on a whim today."
Gu He scratched his head, "Oh my god, what on earth is going on?"
"Stop bragging." Lorna went up and grabbed the pants, "Be honest, what are you doing?"
The trousers seemed to have been caught at the weak point, and they suddenly withered, and the legs of the trousers were curled up a little, "My name is He Luse."
"Horus?" Gu He was surprised and a little confused, "Isn't this the patron saint of the pharaoh in ancient Egyptian mythology? How does it have anything to do with the second era? Lorna, you are a hunter, that is from the eleventh era
Main job..."
Even with his rudimentary extraordinary knowledge, he could know that Horus was amazing.
The Eye of Horus represents divine power and supreme monarchy.
The ancient Egyptians also believed that if the dead were protected by Horus when they were resurrected, they would not be harmed.
By the way, what Ku Bao just said seems to be an ancient Egyptian-style scripture.
"These pants, it seems, are they from that day..." Lorna remembered something, "We tied up Pandora, and then I knew that my bastard father was not dead yet. Show me his personality image. That day I
To wear.”
Gu He was immediately pleasantly surprised, which made sense.
It turns out that the greatest significance lies here, Roton Ludd can return the dead.
"No, no, no, it's not Horus, it has nothing to do with that." But the black leather pants twisted again and said solemnly: "It's He Lusse, Gu He's He, Ruth's Ruth, He Ruth."
Lorna's light green eyes narrowed slightly and moved slowly to look at Gu He.
"Damn..." Gu He scratched his head, "What the hell, your name is Pan Bao, did you hear that? He Luse, your name is Pan Bao!"
"No, my name is..." The black leather trousers suddenly paused, as if he could feel Gu He's unkind gaze, and the two trousers legs were swinging in a V shape, "Rabbit ears, swallow tail, and scissorhands are you!"
Both of them fell silent and looked at this thing.
Although it is said that just because it can talk and move like this, it is a strange thing.
And it's an extremely rare growing wonder, but if it doesn't have any good functions...it better have it.
"Heluser." Lorna called it by its correct name, "Then what function do you have?"
"Pants treasure, it's pants treasure." Gu He said as if he was haunted.
"I can hide things!" Pants Bao jumped on the floor again, "You can hide weapons in the space of my pants, and I will provide you with excellent concealment.
"In this way, if you lead me close to the enemy, with no weapons in your hands and only a pair of pants, the enemy will relax their vigilance. When you get closer, when the enemy is not prepared, you will take out the knife, gun, etc. from the pants, click, click, bang, bang.
!”
Da Bei Bei almost cheered, "Then you can also hide Bei Bei!"
Gu He listened and looked at the silent Yan Zhan on the floor. It seemed possible...
But for a moment, he asked, "If you approach others with a pair of pants that can talk and dance, it will arouse people's vigilance."
"I don't think you're very smart. Of course you have to put on your pants." Ku Bao said confidently, "I'll go over there wearing them."
Lorna showed a scary look, "I will never wear this thing again."
"You can wear it if you want." She pushed his shoulder.
"I'm not an old dog, and I can't even wear it!" Gu He was really going crazy. His pants couldn't be like this. "And any pair of pants can do this kind of function. Wide-legged pants can hide it."
There are more.”
"Heluser, if this is the case," Lorna said, "I will tear you to pieces, otherwise it will be unpleasant to watch."
"Of course it's not just that. I am created by the combined force of time and space. I have an independent different-dimensional space."
Pan Bao got excited again, and said in a tone of "Pants of Heaven's Choice": "You don't understand this high-tech principle, but I can hide a lot of things, just like a big bladder, my bladder is like that
big!"
What? Gu He was confused, "Another dimension? You mean, something like the Qiankun Bag?"
"I don't know what the Qiankun Bag is." Ku Bao said enthusiastically, "But you can call it the Bag of Heluse!"
Lorna suddenly almost burst into laughter. It's better not to tear it apart. Keep it so that you can see his expression.
"Try it." She nudged him and asked him to try it, "see how to hide it."
Gu He was also a little curious and wanted to pick up Yan Zhan to try, but Yan Zhan immediately said: "I refuse to complete this task." Da Bei Bei became more and more excited: "I will do it, Da Bei Bei can do it!"
"Okay." He went to get the big cup and put it into one of Panbao's tight trousers.
Immediately afterwards, the two of them actually didn't hear the sound of the thermos cup falling to the floor. They looked at each other and said, "No way."
Each of them looked down the two legs of Ku Bao's trousers and saw no big cup. They turned Ku Bao over and looked at the front of his trousers. Really, they couldn't see any trace of a thermos cup.
Where did Big Cup go?
"Oh my god..." Gu He was excited, but not too surprised, pants baby, his pants baby!
"Heluser, you'd better explain it clearly so that we can understand it," Lorna said to Pan Bao.
"I can pass through a very narrow wormhole, connect to a physical space that belongs to me, and hide things for you. That's how Da Bei Bei got in just now. The size of the space now is about two cubic meters." Pan Bao explained as best he could.
.
"If you put that thing in, how do you take it out?" Lorna asked again.
"Put it in from the hem of your trousers and take it out from the hem of your trousers." Ku Bao answered one by one, as if he was a very smart man. "Just put your hand in and tell me what you want."
Gu He is really more curious. He is not surprised at all that there is a different dimension, but does Ku Bao have such ability?
Lorna nuzzled at him and asked him to try it again. Gu He stretched out his right hand and dug into the cuff of the black leather pants standing on the floor.
"Ding ding ding ding, croak croak." Kubao made a sound effect, "Big cup cup!"
At the same time, Gu He took out and raised a stainless steel thermos cup, which was exactly the big cup that had disappeared just now.
"I went to another dimension!" Da Bei Bei exclaimed in shock, "There's so much light and so many colors!"
Facts have proved that pants treasure can indeed hide objects in extra dimensions.
Gu He looked at Lorna, and Lorna looked at him, not knowing how to react. Such a strange object was simply unheard of. Although it did not have a combat function, it could be used for many purposes. As it said, it was indeed very concealed...
"So when I put it on you, won't it affect the ability to retrieve things?" Lorna touched her chin with one hand.
"It won't affect it!" Ku Bao said, "But if you put things in, it will have some impact."
Is there a grenade hidden in the crotch? Gu He looked at these Doraemon pants. They were two cubic meters. How many grenades could be hidden in these pants?
Moreover, Panbao still has room for growth. In the future, it can be five cubic meters or ten cubic meters. That should be the case.
"Lorna, these treasure pants..." Gu He said solemnly, "can make you the best hunter."
"Go away, I can't wear a pair of talking pants!" Lorna rolled her eyes, "I leave it to you."
Gu He thought about it carefully, "It doesn't have to be put on, it can just be tied around the waist."
Although these pants are extraordinary, neither of them wants to wear them despite pushing me.
So they didn't do the experiment of wearing pants at the moment, but they tried putting some things in the room, like the vinyl record player, and the reluctant Yan Zhan into the pants, and then taking them out, and it worked.
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"Although Heluse is weird, let's not make it public." Lorna couldn't help but say.
Gu He understood very well that if the bank knew about the existence of Pan Bao, they would definitely fight for it.
Moreover, the strange objects they own have appeared frequently recently, so many of them have attracted attention.
It was Elizabeth who stole the limelight. After all, she had the story of activating Jian Bao in public in the boxing area, so Guan Er Ge, Shan Bao, and Danniu Niu all said that it was related to her heroic will.
"These pants will be very useful when going to the wilderness to fight alien species." Lorna thought and added, "You can easily carry many tools, ammunition, and an extra bucket of off-road vehicle oil."
Gu He watched Lorna bend down to caress her pants, and the round arc behind her loomed in the wide skirt, which made his heart skip a beat...
Now that there is only 5% of the holy water left, it’s time to increase it and replenish it.
There may be a threshold for this kind of happiness, but now, he feels that it is still far, far away from the threshold.
"Then let's practice." Gu He approached Lorna, hugged her from behind, and said, "Fight an alien."
Lorna turned her head slightly and said, "Exotic species are difficult to fight. You can't beat them to death even if you fight them."
Just as the two lips were getting closer and closer, Gu He's hands were about to hold Lorna's big cup. Pan Bao shouted: "I also have the ability to dance. I am the king of dance. I am the master of all dances. I am the dancer."
god."
As it spoke, its two trouser legs swayed and danced the Mambo dance.
"I can do it too!" The big cup on the floor was spinning in place, "I also have dancing shoes, cup cup, and I can dance too!"
Lorna immediately slapped Gu He's hand away and gritted her teeth at the two strange objects, "It's so noisy!"
There's no atmosphere at all like this, I'm a bit shy to begin with, and it makes me act weird...
"I'll put them in the closet first." Gu He was almost angry. He quickly went to get the cup treasure and pants treasure, walked into the inner room, and threw them into the closet. "You just stay in there and don't come out."
Already."
It's still growing tonight. If I keep doing this and get pruned by them again, I'll be frightened to death.
Over there, Lorna stood by the window with her hands folded across her chest, looking at the night scene outside. Gu He walked back after finishing his work, hugged her again and looked at the drizzle and light outside, "It's starting to rain..."
Their lips came closer and closer again, but amid the sound of rain, old man Itada could still be heard making a common old man's cough from the doorway downstairs.
Lorna pushed Gu He away again, "I'm sorry, it's boring to be here with you. I'm leaving. See you tomorrow."
She turned around and took Yan Zhan, ready to leave.
"Hey, uh." Gu He hesitated and opened his hands, "Let's first..." But then he realized that there was no TV in his room, and he couldn't even play a movie. Is it possible to play a movie in his mind?
Lorna will definitely refuse now.
However, there is a record player, so confused!
"Lorna, wait, let's listen to some music. This song is very nice."
Gu He was about to play the vinyl record. The songs in it were really good.
Lorna stopped, but there was another movement from the closet in the back room, a bang bang bang bang, and the voices of two strange objects: "I am the King of Songs, the Lord of Ten Thousand Songs." "The microphone is also a cup.
Cup, I can be a microphone!"
Damn it... Gu He is really going crazy.
Lorna looked half-smiling, "Should I leave first?"
"Wait a minute, we can't live up to Miss Caiyin's kindness..." Gu He quickly called her again. It seems that he has to ask Miss Caiyin if she has any recommendations and find a bigger mansion to live in. We can't live here anymore.
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"Let me tell you, a newbie like you." Lorna said cheerfully, "Condoms actually have many wonderful uses."
She turned her eyes and thought for a while, "For example, it can be used as a water cup, a hemostatic bandage, or it can be blown into a balloon to play with! There are so many in a big bag, so you can take them apart one by one to see if any of them have any rare items.
Get a fancy condom."
Gu He already regretted it in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have activated the pants treasure first. It would have been in the wrong order. Anyway, there was a lot of holy water now.
"Let's go." Lorna opened the window completely, jumped up and jumped out.
Her figure jumped in the night rain, the hem of her wide skirt flying. She fell to the rooftop of the lower building in front, ran a few times, and then jumped onto the main street outside.
Ignoring the faint shouts of Gu He coming from behind, he also ignored the looks cast by some passers-by.
With a smile on her face, Lorna walked to the SUV parked on the street and drove to a mansion where the sisters of the mercenary group lived.
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